Lao Tzu is Hades

Jiazi Cave-One day outside, there is a Jiazi in the cave.

That is sixty years.

To outsiders, Xiaowei just watched the military flag in the cave for a day and night, but in fact, he was already 65 years old at this time!

The ancestor of Jinshan looked back at Jiang Feng and the others, and said: "Since you have seen your relatives, you should also go back to Jinshan Temple!"

Xiaowei said: "Master, how about you?"

The ancestor of Jinshan said: "As a teacher, he has realized the great road from the chessboard, and he has cultivated the golden body of the Arhat, and will soon report to the Leiyin Temple in Xitian!" He said, he took a spatula and a few incense sticks, and said, "Hold your head. low!"

Xiaowei knelt before the chessboard.

The ancestor of Jinshan helped Xiaowei shave and burned nine incense scars on top of his head with incense. He said, "You child has a very high understanding. Watching us play chess for 60 years, he has realized the profound Dharma! I hope in the future. , You can carry forward our Jinshan Temple!"

After speaking, the ancestor of Jinshan looked at the ancestor of Lingshan and said: "We should go now!"

The two looked at each other, a golden light flashed on their bodies, and disappeared in a "swish"...

Xiaowei cleaned up the chessboard, stepped on the bridge, walked to Su Mei, and said, "Mom, I'm leaving now!"

Su Mei didn't know how to accept this reality. She wanted to touch her child's face, but her hand was hanging in the air and she couldn't let her down.

Xiao Wei said: "In fact, the child can go out at any time in the past sixty years, but Xiao Wei is not filial, indulging in Buddhism and unable to extricate himself, your nurturing grace can only be repaid in the next life!"

Su Mei couldn't help it anymore, self-blame, grievance, resentment, blame...All emotions flooded into her heart, and she couldn't stop her tears like a river!

Xiaowei looked at Jiang Feng again and said, "Uncle Superman, take good care of my mother, I'm leaving!"

After finishing speaking, his figure flashed, people no longer know where they went, and his voice echoed in the midair: life is like a dream and goes away with the wind, gathering and dispersing, happiness and sorrow, all are fate!

...

On the way back, Su Mei was always depressed.

Jiang Feng wanted to persuade her, but didn't know how to speak.

In the end, Li Xiaolu couldn't help it, and said: "Hu Meizi, today is a great day for us to be human again. You should be happy, don't always look like a dead father and mother!"

Su Mei said quietly: "I can't be happy! What can I be happy about?"

Li Xiaolu said, "Look, my husband is dead, and you have left your son. We are both single women. We have to look forward and start a new life!"

Su Mei said: "Your husband deserves it, but Xiaowei..."

"He deserves it too!" Li Xiaolu said, "He himself is willing to watch people play chess, and it's sixty years at a glance, what can you do? And he is not dead, isn't he still mixed up like a dog? Become the presiding abbot of the Jinshan Temple, you really want to miss him in the future, just go and take a look!"

Rough words are not rough!

Jiang Feng had always thought that Li Xiaolu was thinking with his chest when speaking, but he didn't expect that Su Mei's brows really stretched a lot after her nonsensical advice.

Jiang Feng also blamed himself a little, and said: "I am all to blame, if only I had rescued Xiaowei sooner!"

Having said this, Li Xiaolu suddenly became angry. He pounced on Jiang Feng and scratched and scratched, and said: "Don't you say I almost forgot! Yesterday the three of us were taken away by the fox at the same time. Why did you only save Hu Meizi? Say, do you two have any adultery?"

Jiang Feng was speechless for a while.

...

Today is New Year's Eve.

Along the way, the sound of firecrackers became louder and louder, and the taste of the year became stronger and stronger.

Li Xiaolu suggested that the three people join the New Year together, and the other two naturally have no objections. After all, they are all alone.

The three of them bought a lot of things in the supermarket and went to Su Mei's house, making dumplings, watching TV, and finally playing cards. Losing is punished-drinking.

The three of them were full of worries. They wanted to borrow wine to seduce their sorrows, but before the cards were played a few games, six bottles of foreign wine were drunk!

What to do if there is no alcohol?

Li Xiaolu suggested: I lose my clothes!

Su Mei and Jiang Feng were both very drunk and agreed.

...

New Year's Day morning.

Jiang Feng was awakened by the sound of firecrackers outside.

He opened the quilt and stretched out his hand to get the clothes, but when he moved his arm, he felt warm and soft around him. He touched it with his hand: Hey, it's quite elastic and full!

"What is so comfortable?"

Jiang Feng squeezed a few times, then turned his face to look, and then he was confused.

I saw Su Mei lying beside her, naked!

One!wire!Do not!hang!

There is not even a piece of clothing to cover up the whole body!

Although Jiang Feng helped Su Mei to massage and see her body before, it was night and the lights were dim, and he had to concentrate on getting rid of the evil spirits, and he didn't have the mind to appreciate them.

It's different now!

The sun is shining outside, and the sun shines in through layers of blinds, shining on Su Mei's face and body, exquisitely embossed, beautiful and delicious.

Jiang Feng "gudu" swallowed his saliva and looked down. He was naked like Su Mei!

"Gosh!"

"My sister and I won't be..."

Jiang Feng was excited and tense in his heart, and his mind was running fast, recalling what happened last night...

I played cards last night, lost and drank, and started to undress after drinking. When all three of them were undressed, they seemed to fall asleep in bed.

"Yes, three people, where is Sister Xiaolu?"

Jiang Feng moved in his heart and turned to the other side.

Before he turned his body completely, he felt two soft and huge peaks pressing on him!

"Fuck!"

Jiang Feng opened the quilt and saw that his nosebleeds almost came out!

It turned out that Li Xiaolu, like Su Mei, lay naked next to him, one on the left and the other on the right. They were fat and thin, beautifully different, but equally intoxicating!

"The three of us won't be..."

Jiang Feng wanted to continue to remember, but his head was drunk, and he couldn't remember anymore.

He quietly opened all the quilts, looking for "material evidence", but looked around helplessly, the bed was very clean, and he was a little disappointed.

"No, I have to get up, otherwise it would be strange if they saw me and didn't bury me alive!"

Calm down, Jiang Feng cautiously went to get the clothes.

At this moment, there was a "bang" outside the window, and someone actually set off fireworks downstairs. It was the loudest, and it happened to explode right outside the window!

Jiang Feng's heart was not good, and when he looked down, he saw Li Xiaolu looking at himself with big eyes.

After a while, Li Xiaolu reacted with a scream of "Ah", louder than the sound of fireworks exploding outside, grabbed the pillow and threw it at Jiang Feng, screaming: "Beast! Shameless! Hooligan! I want it. Kill you!"

Su Mei naturally woke up after such a noise, looking at the picture in front of her, she was also at a loss, then angry, shy, and afraid...

"I rely on it! Thirty-six strategies are the best!"

Jiang Feng didn't even dare to take the clothes. He tore off the sheets, wrapped himself in the lower body, and fled the scene embarrassedly...