Lao Tzu is Hades

"Young man, how do you sell the healing charms?"

"A piece of fifty thousand yuan, a good hand to rejuvenate, the medicine is used to cure the disease, regardless of major illnesses and small disasters, one stick is good!"

"Five thousand? Too expensive! Can't afford, can't afford..."

...

"Hi, buddy, how do you sell invisibility charms?"

"Five thousand yuan a piece, it is better to use it together with the wall talisman, the package price is only 80 thousand yuan!"

"80,000? Goodbye! Excuse me, excuse me..."

...

After shouting for an afternoon, there are really many people who are interested, but when they hear the price, they are scared to avoid it. Who dares to spend tens of thousands of dollars on a piece of paper with unknown effect?

Seeing that the sky was getting dark, Yang Rong said, "You can't sell like this, we have to sell more quickly, or lower the price!"

Jiang Feng felt that it made sense, and said, "How much do you think is appropriate?"

Yang Rong thought for a long time, and said seriously, "Ten yuan each!"

"I'm going to you... a big son!" Jiang Feng looked anxious and said, "These are priceless treasures. If it weren't for the rush to spend money, I wouldn't be willing to sell fifty thousand pieces! Nima, ten yuan a piece, one day You have to sell 10,000 copies to buy the medicine. I can’t draw any pictures. You’re going to exhaust me!"

"You're a primary school student!" Yang Rong was also anxious, and said, "Have you ever gone to college? Have you studied market economics? Do you know what word-of-mouth marketing is? Let’s sell some, everyone thinks it’s better. Naturally, I will visit twice, and then I can customize it for them personally. The charges are naturally different! And, as you said, these symbols will become invalid after 24 hours. If they are not sold, they will become waste paper tomorrow. It's a little bit to make a little!"

Jiang Feng thought about it carefully. It seemed that there was some truth in it, but he still refused to admit defeat and said, "That can't be ten yuan a piece. This is an insult to me!"

Yang Rong said, "Then how much do you say?"

Jiang Feng said uncertainly: "One thousand? Five hundred? Try it first!"

...

Click!

An Audi A6L stopped on the side of the road.

The door opened, and the co-pilot, a woman in her thirties and a coquettish dress, rushed off angrily, turning her back and cursing: "Useless things, waste!"

After the car was parked, a middle-aged man in his forties ran after her, pulled her up and said: "Yanyan, don't go, give me another chance, I can definitely get tough!"

"Isn’t the opportunity I have given you enough?" The woman named Yanyan looked disgusted and said, "From last week to today, I have tried seven times. I have changed 18 sets of my old lady’s clothes. The kitchen, in the field, in the car... Which time did you end before you got in?"

"thump!"

The man knelt down and hugged the woman's thigh and said, "Yanyan, please give me another chance, I... I can definitely!"

The woman said: "The little blue pill can't save you. Accept your fate, Jiang Kun, no one can afford it at our age, goodbye!"

The woman wanted to go, but was helplessly hugged by the man's thigh. For a while, the two of them pulled it like this.

...

I go, a godsend!

Looking at the picture in front of him, Jiang Feng hurriedly took out a talisman and yelled desperately: "Selling talisman! Selling talisman! The golden gun does not fall, forty minutes to start, seven times a night, the golden gun does not fall, challenging human physiological limits. Let you regain your glory!"

After shouting, Jiang Feng winked at Yang Rong and said, "Sister with big breasts, you can cooperate with the publicity!"

Yang Rong cleared his throat, holding Jiang Feng's arm with a sweet and shy smile on his face, yelling, "The golden spear is not broken, he is good, and I am good!"

...

The golden gun is not inverted?

Hearing the shouts of the two, Jiang Kun looked back and tried to ask: "Your talisman... really effective?"

"Of course!" Jiang Feng put his arms around Yang Rong's waist and put a scent on her face, said, "Is this woman the best? I used a golden gun and didn't fall for it. I took it all at once. Don't go, haunt me every day!"

Yang Rong was so angry that she secretly pinched Jiang Feng's arm, but she had to pretend to be contented and shy, and said, "Xiao Fengfeng, I'll take it tonight! Feed yourself! Hold high. !"

I rub!

Seeing the two flirting and cursing, not only Jiang Kun, but also Yanyan who was hugging his thigh was dumbfounded.

Yang Rong, with handsome facial features and an exploding figure, is just in time for Huaxin’s prime time. It is not an exaggeration to say that she is the best goddess selected from a hundred miles; on the other hand, the man is only eighteen years old at most, although he is also very handsome, but , And it won't let a goddess of the highest quality be devoted to him!

Is it really the effect of the golden gun?

Jiang Kun moved in his heart and said, "How do you sell this talisman?"

Jiang Feng was about to say "one thousand", Yang Rong said before him: "Two hundred!"

Jiang Kun did not hesitate at all, took out his wallet, and beckoned: "Bring me one!"

Two hundred yuan, although Jiang Feng felt a little pain, but it was opened. He handed the talisman to Jiang Kun and said: "Before doing business, stick it next to your skin. It is best to use it tonight. By tomorrow afternoon, it will expire. Up."

Holding the charm, Jiang Kun looked at the woman eagerly, and said, "Yanyan, why don't we... try again for the last time?"

The woman looked back and forth between Jiang Feng and Yang Rong, especially Yang Rong. When she saw the pair on her chest, she took a breath of air, with a look of envy and hatred, and said: "Sister, this talisman is really effective? You are not a group. Fraud?"

"How come sister!" Yang Rong said, "It's really effective, forty minutes is considered a short time; tonight, sister must be very careful and mentally prepared!"

The woman saw Yang Rong's good temperament and Jiang Feng was also sunny, cheerful and handsome. She shouldn't be able to cheat the two hundred dollars in a group, but finally relieved, pulling the man up and saying, "What are you doing on your knees, go!"

"Huh? Where to go?"

"Fuck, go to my house!"

...

Watching the two go away, Yang Rong looked pleased, and she didn't expect that she could actually make a marriage.

Seeing Jiang Feng looking like she was unlovable, she pinched Jiang Feng again, and said, "Hey, you won't lose the chain of this charm, right?"

Jiang Feng said coldly: "If you are not convinced, I can also try it with you!"

"Fuck you! Try you a big-headed ghost!" Yang Rong went up with a burst of chestnuts.

During the fight, an aunt who was dressed plainly and even with patches came over and stood in front of the stall and said: "I just heard someone yelling and selling healing charms. Any illness can be cured, is it you?"

"It's us, madam!" Yang Rong hurriedly stopped fighting.

The aunt said: "My wife has a sequelae of cerebral thrombosis and has lost her memory. She doesn't recognize me anymore, can this disease...can be cured?" Then, the auntie cried, and her tears fell.

"It can be cured! It can be cured!" After speaking, Yang Rong realized that she answered too quickly, looked at Jiang Feng uncertainly, and said, "It should be... it can be cured, right?"

Jiang Feng took out another talisman and said, "Auntie, in this case, uncle, using the healing talisman will not work, you have to use the resurrection talisman, because he loses one of his souls before he loses his memory! After he goes back, he will stick this talisman on Uncle's skin will be removed after an hour, and he will recognize you!"