Lao Tzu is Hades

Arriving in the middle of the hall, the madman smiled and said, "Good boy, dare to come down! It looks like we are going to get under our crotch!"

"I drill your mother!"

Jiang Feng's figure flashed, and he slapped him up. He smashed half of his teeth, then returned to the original place, saying: "Let's go together, don't chirp!"

The madman screamed in pain, and he took a mouthful of blood, mixed with broken teeth.

However, he was completely blinded by the slap, his brain "buzzing", and he hadn't realized what had happened.

"Boss, are you okay?" The team members gathered around caringly.

"I... it's okay!" The madman shook his head blankly, touched his cheek, and said, "Something flashed in front of me just now? I seem to be struck by lightning!"

"Then, hack you again!"

Jiang Feng screamed, his figure flashed, and he came to the madman again, ready to hit the other half of his face.

However, looking back, Wu Jiayi had already brought the steel plate, gauze and plaster.

Others don't believe that Jiang Feng will break the madman's legs, but Wu Jiayi is the one who trusts him the most in the field; the two have had the fantasy experience of "swan dancing", and they are connected.

"Forget it, if you do not slap someone in the face, you should break your leg!"

"The plaster is ready, I can't live up to the little aunt's wishes!"

Jiang Feng withdrew his palm, ready to step down.

...

"Mr. Xiaojiang! Be merciful!" Wu Jingyao screamed.

Jiang Feng frowned secretly, wanting to show the madman a little bit more, but the old birthday star could not help but show his face.

During this delay, the other eleven people had surrounded Jiang Feng with a look of alert.

The anger that Jiang Feng had just extinguished ignited again, ready to do it; at this moment, he suddenly smelled a pungent odor spreading.

The fiery eyes looked up and saw that there were two groups of green creatures approaching on the roof. They were extremely fast and hidden in shape, as if they were about to rush down from above.

Here comes the ninja!

The goal of the ninja was Wu Jingyao. Jiang Feng was worried about the danger of the old man. After a backflip, people had already reached Wu Jingyao.

Almost at the same time, only two "booms" were heard, and two holes burst open on the ceiling. Two dark green meat balls rolled down from the holes and went straight to the birthday star Wu Jingyao!

"what……"

Everyone exclaimed, making a mess.

"Go!"

Jiang Feng rose into the air, with two feet up, kicking the two balls away.

When the meat ball stretched out, everyone discovered that they were two people; no, to be precise, they were two humanoid monsters, because their skin was green, their hair was green, and even their eyes were green with a slight bow. With his waist and a hard tortoise on his back, it is a lively Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle!

It turns out that these two formed ninjas are not ordinary ninjas, but the ninja turtles created by Qin Chuanyi combining the genes of the tortoise!

Jiang Feng kicked the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with two feet, just in front of the madman and his team members, and said, "It's over to you!"

...

The twelve mercenaries were on the verge of an enemy, some holding sharp close daggers, some with bare hands, and greeted the ninja together!

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are very agile, and the tortoise shells can be defensive, so they can't break it. They hug each other and the tortoise shells form a spherical shield, which makes them scream and scream again and again, and they have little strength to fight back!

In less than a minute, all twelve people hung up and fell to the ground, and no one could get up again!

The most injured person was the madman. Jiang Feng's men were merciful and did not interrupt his legs, but two ninjas interrupted all his limbs, and crawled on the ground like a deformed dwarf, unlike the arrogant appearance just now. people.

"Gosh, what kind of monster is this!"

"Teenage Ninja Turtles? I rub it, it's horrible!"

"Run! Nima, stop taking pictures!"

...

Everyone was dumbfounded.

There were still some cultivators who wanted to do something, and wanted to perform well in front of the Wu family; but, seeing the tragic situation of the madmen and theirs, they dare to move.

Jiang Feng thought about the time, and flew up to the top of the two ninjas.

"Blast! Crack! Punch!"

A punch fell from the sky, and the fist wind brought up a domineering black gas.

This punch was fierce and fast, and the two ninjas dared not take it hard, so they could only turn their backs and resist them with a hard tortoise shell.

"boom!"

With a punch, time seemed to stand still.

Everyone stood in place, waiting for the result.

Three seconds later, after just a few sounds of "ka...ka...", the shells of the two ninjas began to burst, and finally fell with a "boom", with flesh and blood on them.

"Woo...oooo..."

The ninja made a painful sound in his throat, looked at Jiang Feng in horror, and after a glance at each other, he turned and ran out.

"Where to run?!"

With a roar, Jiang Feng chased up, kicking one of the ninjas to the ground and stepping directly into meatloaf; at the same time, with the help of this stepping force, he accelerated to chase the other one.

The ninja in front had already ran into the garden, suddenly turned and stopped, "Zi..." spit out dark green pus, sprayed it directly into the hall, filling the air, and the whole hall was filled with thick green mist .

"Ahem?..."

"What smells so bad?"

"No more, I'm going to throw up! Nah..."

...

Jiang Feng wanted to chase the ninja very much, but this poisonous water is too powerful. If it delays, everyone is likely to be infected. The mild ones may fission and get strange diseases, and the serious ones may even become Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Have super powers, but the appearance has changed drastically and the life span has been shortened!

Helpless, Jiang Feng had to give up the pursuit and went to the kitchen instead.

There is a big pot in the kitchen, and the mutton soup is boiling in it, and it is fragrant.

Jiang Feng untied his trouser belt, took out his tools, sprayed a bubble of urine into the pot, stirred evenly with a spoon, and then took the hot pot with one hand and returned to the hall.

"You, all of you, are infected with venom!"

Jiang Feng shouted, suppressing everyone's voice.

"What? I was infected with venom?"

"Damn, why did my right hand turn green?"

"Brother Dei, your eyes are also changing color!"

...

Hearing that he had been infected with the venom, everyone was in panic and wailing.

Jiang Feng put the cauldron on the ground and said: "This is the detoxification mutton soup I personally prepared. Drinking a bowl can get rid of the venom. Don't fight, everyone has a share!"

Ah Zheng tried to control the order of the venue to prevent riots. Wu Jiayi and Wu Jiaxuan also helped her grandfather to drink soup.

"Sister, the mutton soup is delicious, I want to drink it too!" Wu Jiaxuan smacked her lips, looking like a cat.

Wu Jiayi said: "Wait, wait until the guests have finished drinking! We are the master, and the guests are the guests. Take care of the guests first!"

"Okay..." Wu Jiaxuan was reluctant.

Seeing that the order in the field was under control, Jiang Feng walked over and pulled Wu Jiayi and Wu Jiaxuan, and said, "You follow me!"

"What's the matter?" Wu Jiayi was puzzled.

Jiang Feng said: "You follow me to the kitchen to help you detoxify!"

"Isn't there mutton soup?" Wu Jiayi didn't understand.

"Yes, I want to drink mutton soup!" Wu Jiaxuan said with a cute little tongue.

"This..." Jiang Feng said, "Mutton soup is for ordinary people. You have to use other methods!"

"why?"

This time, the sisters asked in unison.

Jiang Feng thought that there was no need to hide it, and said truthfully: "The detoxification mutton soup is made from my urine!"