Lao Tzu is Hades

"what?"

The sisters were dumbfounded, looking at their grandfather and everyone drinking with relish, only to feel nauseous.

"Are you... true?"

Wu Jiayi looked suspicious.

"Yeah!" Jiang Feng nodded solemnly, and said, "No way, there are too many poisoned people, so you can only use this method; and, if you use urine directly, they may not be willing to drink it!"

"Bad guy!" Wu Jiaxuan said with a look of contempt, "I won't drink anymore! I won't drink to death!"

Jiang Feng said: "The mutton soup is for others to drink, of course you can't let you drink it too!"

"It's almost the same!" Wu Jiaxuan said, "By the way, how do we detoxify?"

"Follow me and you'll know!"

With that said, Jiang Feng took the two to the back kitchen, closed the door, and said, "Little aunt, Xuan Xuan, kneel down and push up your ass!"

"what?"

The two looked confused again.

Jiang Feng explained patiently, and said: "Hurry up, the later you treat the venom, the harder it will be to get rid of it! If you drag it on, you...you have to take off your clothes and perform a full body massage!"

amount……

Anyhow, you don’t have to drink "mutton soup"!

The two sisters felt more balanced when they thought about it.

So, the two of you looked at me and I looked at you, and finally knelt down at the same time, with their butts pouted.

Two sisters, one is noble, icy and clean, the other is simple, ignorant and cute, the other is tall, wearing nine-point washed jeans, and the other is a little fat, wearing princess skirts, kneeling together, beautiful and delicious!

Jiang Feng stood between the two, extremely happy and excited, because he was facing two sisters this time!

"Grandma's, I'm such a beast!"

After cursing himself, Jiang Feng started to move, and opened his bow left and right, patted wildly, and patted the two sisters tremblingly, sweating, especially Wu Jiaxuan, both screaming out comfortably!

After curing the two, Jiang Feng reluctantly stopped and said: "Well, you guys go and see Grandpa first, I'll go after the last Teenage Ninja Turtle!"

"Ok!"

Wu Jiayi got up with a shy complexion and said, "Be careful!"

After Jiang Feng left, the faces of the sisters were still filled with happy smiles. Thinking of the scene just now, thinking of the wonderful taste just now, they just felt airy.

...

Jiang Feng followed the trail of the ninja to the woods outside the villa. When he arrived, the ninja lost his track.

Jiang Feng took out the paper and pen from the Qiankun bag, and it was a tracer.

"Heaven and Earth Promise, chase after Wanli..."

Forget it, don't pretend to compare!

Jiang Feng looked around, and there was no one nearby, so he didn't pretend to be chanting a spell, and he walked through the forest directly following the trace.

After chasing hundreds of meters in this way, suddenly, a thick demon spirit came from the top of his head!

"what's the situation?"

"It's just a wounded ninja, why is the demon spirit so strong?"

"Does he still have accomplices?"

Jiang Feng was startled, and when he looked up, he saw a green "flower" descending from the sky, blooming toward himself!

When the "flowers" got close, Jiang Feng discovered that they were clusters of feathers, although they were glamorous, they were also murderous!

Feathers cover a wide area, so you can't avoid it at all, you can only be tough!

"boom!"

Jiang Feng stood on his horse, raised his hand like a palm, and patted the clustered feathers away.

"Hey, fifth-grade martial arts master! Have you made progress!"

There was a pleasant voice above his head, and he could see Jiang Feng's cultivation at a glance.

Jiang Feng glanced intently, and saw a classical beauty in a green dress standing on a branch, her clothes swaying, her delicate face, and she was looking at herself with a smile!

"Master!"

Jiang Feng was overjoyed, stamped his feet on the ground, and flew up.

It turned out that the person who came was not someone else, it was actually Master Yan Xiyue!

Jiang Feng wanted to go up and shoulder to shoulder with Yan Xiyue. By the way, he would give another hug and feel it. He didn't expect that the other party waved his sleeve and a monster came over and said: "Accept the move!"

Although Jiang Feng knew that Yan Xiyue was testing herself, she didn't dare to be careless, because this beautiful master had always been known for being severe, and she was beaten by her.

In this way, the two masters and disciples shuttled back and forth in the forest, playing so lively!

...

After playing for a full half an hour, Jiang Feng was a little tired, thinking about a surprising victory!

"Seven! Kill! Punch!"

Jiang Feng roared, his bones rattled, and he threw a domineering punch!

Yan Xiyue's expression changed drastically!

Because the seven kills wounded one thousand enemies and harmed one's own eight hundred, they must not be used until their lives were at stake. This kid... was he stupid by himself?

For a while, Yan Xiyue was pretty standing on a branch, but she didn't know how to deal with it!

"Hey, the monkey steals the peach!"

Seeing that a punch was about to hit, Jiang Feng suddenly changed his moves, his fist turned into a palm, and Chao Yan Xiyue sneaked over to her chest!

"what……"

Yan Xiyue couldn't think that Jiang Feng would be deceived. In this daze, Jiang Feng stole a solid "peach" from her body. She immediately trembled and fell from the branch with a "choking"!

"Master, be careful!"

After stealing "Peach", Jiang Feng put his arms around Yan Xiyue's waist and landed with her.

Yan Xiyue hadn't recovered yet, she let Jiang Feng hold her, and leaned back slightly.

Jiang Feng looked down and saw that Yan Xiyue's facial features were stunning, her beauty was bubbling, and her face was actually better than before. Sure enough, the beauty-preserving effect of the green mud beads was not covered!

Jiang Feng's heart moved, and he lowered his head and kissed Yan Xiyue's lips!

"you……"

Yan Xiyue only felt her lips wet, and then she realized that she wanted to push Jiang Feng away.

"Hey, the monkey steals peaches again!"

Jiang Feng was not idle either, and once again grabbed Yan Xiyue's chest, which made her feel soft again, and the palms of her hands were soft, without any strength.

Jiang Feng didn't dare to go too far, so he stopped after a few kisses and said, "Master, why are you here?"

Yan Xiyue looked gloomy and didn't speak.

"Master? Why are you not talking?" Jiang Feng called out again.

"Remove your stinky pig feet first!" Yan Xiyue gritted her teeth and said every word.

"Huh?" Jiang Feng looked down, he was still stealing peaches, smiled awkwardly, and withdrew his hands angrily.

...

Yan Xiyue stood still, calmed down, and said, "Being a teacher..."

Before he finished speaking, Jiang Feng opened his arms again, hugged her tightly, and said, "Master, I miss you so much!"

"you……"

Yan Xiyue was so angry that she couldn't wait to slap his heavenly spirit cover apart with a palm, and scolded, "Let go of me! It's not big or small, in what style!"

"Oh!"

Jiang Feng stayed warm for three seconds before letting go, and said, "I miss Master too!"

Yan Xiyue tried her best to pretend to be cold, and said, "Master passed by here and found a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, so he wiped it out and saw you coming!"

"That's it!" Jiang Feng was a little disappointed, and said, "I thought Master came to see me specially!"

"That's right!" Yan Xiyue said, "During this period, my teacher helped you find the whereabouts of a bronze statue-the bronze statue of Shenhou."