Laozi is the village head

Chapter Two and Four The Undefeated Myth

"Really?" Everyone looked at Yang Feng in disbelief. Because Yang Feng's arrogance aroused everyone's fighting spirit, people tried to compete with Yang Feng one by one. Zhuang Xiaochu, Bu Hongbin and Qi Shi lost one after another. Everyone Turning his gaze to Dong Xuefei, Dong Xuefei also had to go into battle, but it was still useless, and there was one more drinker of five bottles of beer.

"Originally, I was planning to get another sheep, but now it doesn't seem to be necessary. You'll be full if you drink it." Yang Feng was so proud and laughed!

"I bet three bottles." Tong Yuer said with a smile, planning to help these little sheep.

"Okay, what should you bet on?" Yang Feng asked all those who came.

"Of course I am good at it. How about the lyrics, I sing the last sentence, you take the next sentence, if it is connected, you sing and I take it, and then I sing, how about it?" Tong Yuer asked.

"Okay, you come first, I'm afraid I will come first and you won't have a chance." Yang Feng smiled indifferently, still very arrogant.

Tong Yuer smiled slyly and sang a sentence. Most of the people present were stunned. This is not a Chinese song, nor an English song. Qin Yu gave Tong Yuer a surprised look and smiled: "It seems Xiaofeng that you are going to lose. Now, this is a French song."

Yang Feng smiled confidently and opened his mouth to take a few sentences. This time it was Tong Yu'er's turn to be surprised, counted his thumbs, and said, "It's your turn."

Yang Feng opened his mouth and sang, everyone was looking forward to Tong Yuer. Although everyone did not understand this song, Yang Feng sang it in Tibetan. Tong Yuer smiled bitterly and said: "You won, I have never heard of this. Song."

"I know you haven't heard it." Yang Feng smiled triumphantly and said: "Actually I have never heard of it either.

Tong Yuer was stunned and shouted: "You fouled."

"There are no rules, why is it foul, three bottles of beer, remember to drink it later!" Yang Feng smiled.

"Xia Mu, you go." Tong Yuer was very dissatisfied, and pulled up a helper.

"I have three bottles, too." Xia Mu smiled, still picking up the song, but this time it was limited, and it could only be sung in Mandarin or close to Mandarin, and someone had sung it.

Xia Mu started and sang a song that most people had never heard before, but Yang Feng got it right. It was Yang Feng and Yang Feng directly sang a fisherman's minor, which was close to Mandarin. Someone had sang it without breaking the rules at all.

"It's over." In the afternoon, I looked at Tong Yu'er helplessly. It couldn't be reached. Tong Yuer smiled and shook his head. She couldn't pick it up. Then A Zhu also lost to Yang Feng. Although he asked about Buddhism, he was helpless. Yang Feng knows more than her, she can only drink three bottles of beer in a while.

"This is amazing, I'm here, five bottles, have you seen "Biography of Yue Fei"?" Wu Sisi touched his fist and asked.

"I've seen it!" Yang Feng nodded and said.

"What is the name of Yue Fei's mount?" Wu Sisi asked.

"White Dragon Horse." The others were still thinking, Yang Feng gave the answer, and then asked, "Have you seen "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms"?"

"I've seen it." Wu Sisi nodded and said.

"How many petals do the wheels of Zhuge Liang's four-wheeler ride?" When Yang Feng asked, everyone was dumbfounded.

Wu Sisi said unconvincedly: "Uncle village chief, you are too bullying, you certainly don't know this question.

"Six petals, if you don't believe me, you can go find a TV series online now." Yang Feng said triumphantly.

"Okay, you are cruel." Wu Sisi was also defeated, looking at Liu Yan for help.

"Let me press two bottles. Just now you asked a question about Three Kingdoms. Let me ask one too. Who does Luo Shen refer to in "Fu of Luo Shen"?" Liu Yan smiled and asked.

"Zhen Mi, Yang Feng answered and asked, where is Zhen Mi's hometown?"

Liu Yan smiled, and shook her head helplessly. Looking at Yang Feng, Yang Feng said, "A person from Wuji County."

"Come on, Xuexue, Sister Yusi will put you down." Qin Yusi laughed, and also became interested, wanting to see how good Yang Feng is, really learning rich five cars?

Xuexue asked about medical knowledge and bet on a bottle of beer. She usually doesn't drink alcohol. Today, she also made an exception. Yang Feng asked Daru Liu and asked Xuexue several times, and Xuexue was finally lost. After losing the battle, as Yang Feng once said, in practice, he is not as good as Xuexue, but theoretical knowledge is no worse than Xuexue.

"Does Zhang Daqian understand?" Qin Yusi was also on the battlefield, first asked a sentence, and watched Yang Feng nod and asked a related question. Yang Feng thought about it and asked a question, but Qin Yusi couldn't answer it anymore. , Yang Feng won again this time.

Looking at Pan Ming, Yang Feng said with a smile: "Sister-in-law, just forget it, you can't drink wine."

"No, I can drink strawberry juice!" Pan Ming asked a question with a smile. For the military, Yang Feng answered accurately and simply. When it was Yang Feng's turn to ask, she had to say: "Little Mengmeng, auntie is with you. Drink strawberry juice."

"Brother, you are amazing. I have seen an expert, but I have never seen someone as tall as you. Can you tell me what you don't know?" Lei Heng was surprised and looked at him with admiration. With Yang Feng.

"Except I can't see the astrology, I almost know everything." Yang Feng was very unmodest, and almost said that he could know his past life and cut the future. He told people not to forget to drink for a while, and then continue to make his dinner. A lot of people, this sheep might not be enough to eat, so we have to prepare something else.

"Oh! Brother, I'll kill the fire." Dong Xuefei took the initiative to help roast the lamb without telling him. Yang Feng, who had done everything right, would turn the rack and let the lamb be evenly heated.

Amid the sizzling sound, a thick fragrance floated out, and people couldn’t help but swallowed their saliva, staring at the roast lamb eagerly. Yang Feng joked: “Look at your eyes now, you know the wolf How are the words written?"

"I am a little wolf, I can eat a sheep." Xiao Mengmeng said.

Everyone smiled happily. Yang Feng saw that it was almost roasted. He sprinkled some cumin and chili noodles in the past. This time the aroma became stronger. Yang Feng held a machete, and the knife was like lightning, and he cut it off. Little Mengmeng, who was waiting on the side of the plate, hurriedly picked up one and stuffed it into his mouth, breathing hard, this is being souped up, every time like this, Yang Feng and the others are also used to it.

"Go and bring it to everyone, don't be too busy eating it yourself, you are full of meat now, and you won't chew your bones for a while." Yang Feng pinched Xiao Mengmeng's little nose, and Xiao Mengmeng hurriedly gave the meat to everyone. After she ran to Yang Feng, Yang Feng cut off another plate. This plate was for two expectant mothers without pepper and cumin.

Dong Yuxin and Pan Ming, like Xiao Mengmeng, drink strawberry juice. In today's world, there are some off-season items, which is not surprising. Xiao Mengmeng knows that Yang Feng has strawberry juice here, and it is very delicious. It’s because one day before, Dong Yuxin was drinking. She just happened to see it when she ran in and shared a cup with her. Who knows that since then, the little guy will have a drink every day, or get a plate of strawberries to eat. If you don't give it, it just keeps shaking in front of your eyes, and people don't want it, just to show your existence, but how can she not understand Dong Yuxin's careful thoughts.

This night, everyone drank a lot. In order to commemorate Yang Feng’s night of undefeated mythology, Yang Feng launched a new round of challenges after everyone completed their bets. It was so terrible that everyone was actively dissatisfied, although it was already I drank a bit, but I didn’t believe that everyone was showing off together and couldn’t let him go. But in the end, except for Yang Feng and Xuexue, who only drank a bottle, there was no one standing, that is even Qin Yu. Silk also fell drunk.

"Xuexue, come and help." When cleaning up the mess, Yang Feng no longer felt awe-inspiring. He was responsible for carrying them into the room. There were not so many beds. Yang Feng had to use all the mat mattresses. After all settled down to sleep, he finally discovered a problem that made him extremely depressed. The big guys all have a place to sleep, but he didn't have any. Dong Yuxin and Pan Ming had occupied his bed.

"Yes, I'll go pick some mushrooms in the mountain, and make some soup for this guy tomorrow morning." Yang Feng smiled helplessly, turned around and went out. Dong Yuxin knew that Yang Feng had a secret place and would not miss a place to sleep. But Pan Ming was a little embarrassed.

Yang Feng went out and found a place where no one was there, so he entered Jiuxi Spiritual Realm, went to Zhang Daofeng’s wooden house and slept, pinched a little, and waited for 6 o’clock in the morning to come out of Jiuxi Spiritual Realm, carrying a The bamboo basket walked home, and when they arrived, the four of Dong Yuxin and Xiao Mengmeng had also gotten up and were busy working in the kitchen. No one else had been seen.

"What delicious food are you carrying?" Xiao Mengmeng saw Yang Feng carrying a bamboo basket, and hurried over. In her mind, as long as Yang Feng appeared with the bamboo basket on his back, there would definitely be something delicious.

"Sooner or later you have to eat into a chubby girl, some mushrooms, and my uncle will make soup for you." With a smile, he squeezed the little guy's face and showed her the contents of the bamboo basket. Who knows that the little guy has a super memory Okay, I still remember the name of this mushroom, and shouted excitedly: "Okay, there are Hericium edibles again."

The little girl loves this one the most. The mushrooms are about the size of her fist. They are fluffy and long, they seem to have noses and eyes, and they taste very tender. Yang Feng is at home. She has to come and rub several times a month. Mom said, "If you keep teaching, you will have to put your uncle down sooner or later."

Whenever I heard such words, Xiao Mengmeng would say something crisply, "Let’s keep the accounts first, and return it to Shu when I grow up to make money."

Childlike, childlike, having a child at home is fun, this is also a lot of families, why do they have to have a few more children, Xiao Mengmeng eats a fragrant, a small bowl of porridge, miscellaneous I drank two small bowls of mushroom soup and ate a big piece of pancakes. Just this amount of appetite, it tastes good when looking at others. I wipe my mouth and pat my belly. I put something in the bag and filled it in the thermos. A bucket, another piece of cake, two tomatoes, two cucumbers, a bottle of strawberry juice, a large bottle of cold water, hung around Huahua’s neck, and one person and one leopard swayed out.

"This life is more leisurely than I am." Looking at Xiao Mengmeng's posture, Yang Feng sighed. When he once went to the mountains, he was alone, but there are so many delicious foods, let alone leopards. Accompanied.

"I didn't learn from you yet. You said that the little guy runs into the mountains every day and is not tired of it." Dong Yuxin is more curious about this. If this is a sudden visit, it must be fresh looking at everything, but Xiao Mengmeng How long have they been living? Except for the rain, they are basically active in the mountains throughout the year. I am afraid she can even figure out where there are mouse holes.

"This is the charm of nature. When our child is born, let Xiao Mengmeng take it and stroll into the mountains every day." Yang Feng smiled. This child is still a few months away. He wants to let him go. As for why Xiao Mengmeng entered the mountain, of course he knew it, but he couldn't say, couldn't say.

People got up one after another. It was almost ten o’clock before they all got up. Fortunately, they all drank a little bit yesterday, but because it was beer, no one vomited and it was not uncomfortable, so everyone felt pretty good. Of course, Except for those who sleep on the hard bed board and the floor, these people feel pain all over when they sleep.