Laozi is the village head

Chapter Two and Five

Life is so beautiful!This is Tong Yu'er having had breakfast, and she expressed sincere emotion. Seeing Dong Yuxin trimming the flowers and plants, she tried it in the past. After people are almost gone, Tong Yuer said her purpose of coming this time, the background music of the new TV series. And the song, I want to invite Yang Feng to make it.

"I created a song called "Star Love" by mistake. You are so brave. I'm not afraid I will mess it up for you!" Yang Feng asked.

"You don't have to draft a lie, you dare to say that those songs of Xia Mu weren't written by you, dare you to say that you didn't write the few nursery rhymes that Mengmeng sang, others don't know, you don't even know you when I don't know?" Tong Yuer laughed Asked.

"Okay! But I'm only responsible for the theme song. You can find someone to do the rest. I won't go there in Hong Kong. After I finish studying the script, I will pass it to you." Yang Feng couldn't say anything, this theme song It must be sung by Tong Yuer, so I can do my friend a favor.

"At least the theme song, the ending song, and two more interludes." Tong Yuer certainly can't spare Yang Feng lightly. If you don't use it like this, it would be foolish.

"How many songs do you need in total?" Yang Feng asked.

"Five poems." Tong Yuer smiled.

"I will come to four out of five, so what about the other one?" Yang Feng asked with a smile.

"I will do it myself." Tong Yuer couldn't help but smile.

"Yes, just one song, no discussion, I still have a lot of things here, how can I have time to do these." Yang Feng smiled helplessly, and promised one song because of favor, otherwise he wouldn't bother to do it, there was some time. , It’s better to study what to eat, people take food as their heaven!

"Yu Xin, take a look, it makes him show off his talent, and he is still hypocritical." Tong Yuer couldn't see Yang Feng, and hurriedly moved rescue soldiers.

"I don't care about this, you can figure it out." Dong Yuxin smiled and continued to read the script. Tong Yuer brought the complete script, which looked interesting.

"Just one song?" Tong Yuer asked.

"Just one song." Yang Feng said affirmatively.

"Well, let's just one song. The copyright belongs to you. We will pay a royalty." Tong Yuer said roughly, and Yang Feng agreed without objection. For specific matters, there will be official documents at that time. Yang Feng is now There are queen lawyers, so I don’t worry about any problems in the contract.

"Then, this is what I donated to Shanghe School. You can figure it out." When the matter was settled, Tong Yuer took out a check and handed it to Yang Feng.

"Is it too much?" Yang Feng couldn't help but stunned when he saw the number above, it turned out to be five hundred million.

"Not much. I won 700 million from your little white dragon. I gave you five and kept 100 million for myself. The other billion is going to donate to other charitable organizations, all for you and others who can gossip." Tong Yuer said bluntly. Said.

"You are so cruel." Yang Feng smiled.

"Compared to you, it is said that this time the major gaming companies have been hacked collectively. Is this person you?" In fact, Tong Yuer knew that this person was Yang Feng.

"Really? You must be me, that's me, thank you for your trust." Yang Feng smirked, it must be him, but who dares to him!

"You're welcome, let's go, remember the theme song, don't think about researching what to eat and forget about it every day." Tong Yuer smiled and waved her hand, carrying her bag and leaving. The yard was quiet all of a sudden, and there was nothing left. Yang Feng and their couple.

"Interesting." Dong Yuxin said with a smile suddenly.

"What's interesting?" Yang Feng asked suspiciously.

"I won't tell you." Dong Yuxin smiled and called the Great Sage to go down the mountain. Holding a bamboo basket in his hand, the Great Sage walked on Dong Yuxin's right.

Yang Feng couldn't help but smile. I don't know if it counts as a labor squeeze. He locked the door, ran two steps to catch up with Dong Yuxin, and brought the basket in the hands of the Great Sage. Unexpectedly, the Great Sage still stared at him, Yang Feng He cursed: "You lack the heart, I am afraid you are tired, and you are not stealing from you."

"This is called loyalty, not lack of heart." Dong Yuxin retorted hurriedly.

"Loyal or lack of heart?" Yang Feng kicked the Great Sage in an angry kick, who knew that he flexibly hid to the side, and slapped his claws at his teeth and mouth, which means "you be careful, I scratch you" .

"It's against the sky, I don't know who is the master, right?" Yang Feng cursed in an angry voice.

"Either you and the Great Sage practice?" Dong Yuxin asked with a smile.

"Practice as you practice, I'm also afraid of a monkey." Yang Feng said without fear.

"This is what you said, just don't beg for mercy for a while." Dong Yuxin smiled and shouted at the Great Sage: "Great Sage, beat him."

The Great Sage looked at Yang Feng and then at Dong Yuxin. He didn’t explain this command a bit. Although he was not very smart, he knew that they were all family members. Dong Yuxin had no choice but to say: "Beat him, I will give you peaches if you win the fight. ."

Upon hearing the peach, the Great Sage immediately beamed his eyes and screamed at Yang Feng. Yang Feng couldn't help but laugh. He was even more arrogant than him. He even made him surrender, otherwise he would hit him all over the floor. Looking for a tooth, if you don't give it a color, you won't know how good he is.

Yang Feng lifted his foot and kicked towards the Great Sage. The Great Sage jumped flexibly and squirmed to a tree. He snapped a branch thick with his thumb, stroked the leaves on it with his paws, and pointed towards Yang Feng arrogantly. .

"Okay, you're good, come down if you have the ability." Yang Feng laughed!This guy has soared recently, so he can even use a sword.

"Squeak!" The great sage roared, and the two paws behind suddenly stepped on the branches with force, and slammed them towards Yang Feng. The branches in the paws danced very quickly. Yang Feng hurriedly hid from the side when he saw this posture, Dong Yuxin It seemed that he knew that the Great Sage would have such superb skills, so he hid early to watch the excitement.

The Great Sage rolled flexibly on the ground, and before Yang Feng could kill him, he jumped to another tree. Yang Feng also hurriedly broke a branch from the tree, pointed at the Great Sage, and shouted, "Come on!"

"Wow!" The action of the Great Sage was beyond Yang Feng's expectation. He swung his paw and threw a piece of sand. While Yang Feng was evading, the branch swept over and yanked Yang Feng.

"Good! The attack is effective, and the Great Sage is one point ahead." Dong Yuxin exclaimed excitedly.

"Who taught this! I still use hidden weapons." Yang Feng was greatly surprised. This was not the case with Xiao Hei at that time. Could this guy also have an IQ.

"Me!" Dong Yuxin said triumphantly.

"Let me see what you can do." Yang Feng stared at the Great Sage, waiting for its next move.

"Wow!" The Great Sage flew down again, and this time Yang Feng saw it right, and planned to teach this guy a lesson to make it understand.

Before others could understand, Yang Feng understood that this hidden weapon could catch up with Xiao Li's flying knife. This time it was no longer sand, but three inch-long branches, all hitting Yang Feng when Yang Feng couldn’t prevent it. The body hurts, but it doesn't hurt. The key is that I am too stubborn, and I have been teased by a monkey many times. How can this work, even if this monkey is his own.

What can I do? You can’t shoot the monkey down with an arrow. Yang Feng can only stand under the tree and watch the big sage smile proudly at him. That’s right, just smile proudly. Dong Yuxin counted the score. This is four to zero!

"Xiaofengzi, if the great saint used a flying knife, you are almost dead now." Dong Yuxin smiled.

"With one more breath, you have to knock down the enemy." Yang Feng said unconvinced.

When the opportunity came, the Great Sage rushed down again. As soon as Yang Feng saw the movement of the Great Sage, he rushed out, secretly proud of you, no matter how great you are, it is also a monkey. Your ancestor, the Great Sage, did not escape. If you don’t believe in the Five Finger Mountain of the Tathagata, you can turn against the sky.

The situation suddenly changed again. When the Great Sage came down, there was a branch wrapped around his right leg. Under the pull of the branch, he turned in a circle in the air, and the tree stick "clicked" and knocked on Yang Feng's head. Down.

"Xiaofengzi, your health has returned to zero." Dong Yuxin laughed and announced the result of the game.

"I have the ability to resurrect in situ with super must kill full blood." Yang Feng said depressed, and began to hunt down the great sage with a branch. This guy was too arrogant. In front of his wife, he didn't even know how to save face. He actually hacked him to death with a three-axe posture.

"Dangdangdang!" One person and one monkey were walking and fighting. The Great Sage jumped up and down. With the three axes in turn, Yang Feng's repeated parries, plus the advantage of high ground, Yang Feng really couldn't help others.

"Your kid is not growing up, so he actually had a fight with a monkey." Father Dong came out to meet Yang Feng and the others, and saw that many people wanted to surround him. He came over curiously and couldn't help but laugh.

"You always don't know, this guy is too arrogant, he can actually climb trees, and he doesn't take me seriously." Yang Feng smiled and replied. Who knows that the Great Sage took advantage of his carelessness and put him on his calf. A stick was given to him.

There was laughter all around, Yang Feng was depressed, the first fame was ruined by a monkey today. If I knew it, I wouldn't provoke this guy, but the matter is already here. If you don't find the place, it is absolutely impossible.

The tree stick in Yang Feng's hand flew out suddenly, smashed at the great sage, put the basket on the ground, and rushed to it quickly, the great sage was very clever, and with a wave of his claws, the tree sticks were thrown over, two tree sticks When they collided with each other, the Great Sage turned around and quickly climbed onto a big tree, grinned at Yang Feng, and fled like a swing by using the branches.

"This is the end of today's performance. Thank you for your support. No one charged ten yuan." Yang Feng said with a smile at the people.

"Cut!" The audience collectively despised the greedy guy and turned away.

"You can't beat even a monkey, you are really good!" Old man Dong joked.

"There is no way, in order to serve your old security, I dare not make kung fu, otherwise, once my jackfruit is a magical skill, everything in a radius of 50 meters will be completely wiped out." Yang Feng and Mr. Dong generally have no righteousness.

"Niu Fei is in the sky, and the fish scales are frozen. It's not bad. You still have a conscience. Unlike that kid, you think of his wife after taking a bit." Old man Dong was happy, talking about Dong Xuefei, with a smile. As a young man, he really feels rejuvenated now, playing flying chess with Xiao Mengmeng and regretting it. This situation is probably not something ordinary old people can do.

The life in the village is beautiful. The neighbors are all acquaintances, everyone is always lively, and relatives and friends are together, and if you have anything to do, you can have a big dinner, eat deliciously, and drink happily, because it is On Saturday, Dong Minghua and his couple came over early in the morning, plus Wu Juan, they were making lunch with Mr. Dong.

Elder Dong told me about Yang Feng and the Great Sage contest. People laughed. Yang Feng took the frozen fish scales and the fish from yesterday’s noon into the kitchen to see that the pig's feet cooked in the big pot were already cooked, so he was busy looking for a bowl. One, brought it out to Dong Yuxin, and said, "My wife, this is good, try it soon."

Amidst the laughter of the elders, Dong Yuxin gave Yang Feng a helpless look. How could it be like that? I was afraid that I wouldn’t have to eat a small stove at my own house, but since Yang Feng took it out, she could only gnaw it, anyway. It's my family, no one will mind.