Lazy Dungeon Master

Destroy the core, the knight said.

I can't breathe.

Cold air runs like blood flow backwards.

A knight waves his sword up in the monitor...... and swings it down.

"Gob!"

"Gobsuke?!

Gobusuke jumped out of the master room. Neither Rokuko nor I could stop.

That may have been my instinct as a dungeon monster to destroy the core.

"Ugh?! Oh, shit!

"Gobble... ahhh..."

Monitor, I saw Gobsuke jumping out of the core cut off.

Gobsuke, who was cut into two pieces, took his breath away as it was.

"Damn, you goblins, get out of my way... again..."

'Hey, what are you doing! This isn't our jurisdiction!

The captain stops the knight who was waving his sword up again.

"This would be a low-rise dungeon managed by the Adventurer Guild. I hear it's the lowest dungeon in the world.

'Oops, I was...... sorry'

A knight who is stopped by the captain and lightly lowers his sword.

'... Damn, if I destroy the dungeon core, I could be a saint knight...'

'I know you want to break the core, but this place is already under control. And there's no dungeon boss. If you're to be certified as a Holy Knight for crusading a bandit in a dungeon, the Empire will be full of Holy Knights by now. "

"Shit... well, it's a core that can only serve one goblin when it's broken, can't it even lift a lot of strength..."

"Fool, you're a pay cut when you leave."

"Eh! I don't know! '

"Ma, it would be a disgrace to be certified as a Holy Knight in a dungeon like no Dungeon Boss?

'... so to speak, was Geromeron the boss? When you take the name of the Holy Knight, do you want to be told,' Just step through the cave, crusade Geromeron, Holy Knight '? After that, don't be called "Saint Knight of Geromeron" or "Just Saint Knight of the Cave".

'Oh, I hate that...... ha, Louis, Agin, Thomas... I didn't think they'd do three of them about bandit extermination'

"Geromeron was a formidable enemy..."

Although the damage has been done, it becomes the air that the work is done.

Take a big, deep breath, remembering you weren't breathing at all.

... I thought I was going to die.

Coming to this world, signs of death directed for the first time.

I thought it would tickle... really? You're not a chicken, are you?

But you destroyed the dungeon core and told the Holy Knight, or something that bothered you.

"Ugh... Gob, help me..."

Rokuko was crouching and crying.

Speaking of goblins, he was one of those people I've been spending the last half month or so with.

The memories... yeah, I only have memories that I've breaded with.

I wonder what kind of relationship Rokuko had while I was asleep.

"Return the" Amen "that I have divided and then pass away..."

Apparently, Rokuko was the same thing.

"Gobusuke... you owe me back nicely. If it weren't for him, the core would have been destroyed and he'd be dead."

"Ugh, 'Ampan'..."

No, this could mean 'I can't believe you left me... stupid'.

I chose six ampoules in a confectionery loaf and offered them to Rokuko.

"Look, I'll do 'Ampan', so cheer up"

"What true!? Let me out. Let me out. Cheer up! Super!"

Seriously, Rokuko gets better at a level where you're going to see a lot of backlight.

Yeah, speaking of which, he's been a goblin 'animal to adventurers for a long time.

"What is this! There's something black and sweet in there! Oh, but it's delicious."

... Speaking of which, you left 'jam bread' as' ampoule '...

*

The bodies of the bandits were collected in the entrance room. The cavalier's body seems to be taken home.

Honestly, it's gross and I don't want to see it, but I can't even look away to see if there's a time when I can make it a good DP.

... I'm oiling, and you're willing to burn it?... in a cave?

Because the air doesn't starch in the dungeon, maybe I don't know or feel what carbon monoxide is like in the first place. The bandits were usually pine and lit up, too.

"A dungeon burial is a luxury for these guys."

"Did you properly grease everything? Gool's gonna be a pain in the ass later, huh?

'Yeah, you can burn everything but the stuff you bring, right?

'That's right. If there's survival, it's hard to start over without anything.'

Even so, there was nothing left of it.

The body of a bandit and about bedding.

All you have to do is throw a flame through the entrance to the cave and it'll all burn. I appreciate this, I can take in a dignified corpse after it burns out.

'All right, I'll set the fire.... Fire. Dance. - [Ignition]'

Ignition is like magic that puts out about a lighter fire from your fingertips. When igniting the oil's ignition line, the fire stretched like a snake, quickly enveloping a pile of bodies in the cave in flames.

"Ah. Hey, are those slave dog-eared daughters good?

When I heard Rokuko's words, I remembered all the time, the serpent of fire nearly burned the door of the tree and approached the bed where the dog ear daughter was hiding.

Reminds me of a desperate eye, like a dead fish.

I don't know, I didn't care about the bandits, but I feel like I'm going to dream if I don't help here. Because you're a kid?

Don't bother dreaming... I'm not going to be able to sleep.

"... well, I guess it'll be DP."

"No, seriously. That helps. Can't we get it back?

"Collect it. You're walking to help now? The entrance room is a sea of fire, right? I'm burning up when I get to my room."

Rokuko's right, for sure. With no intruders, the master room we have now can only come and go from the dungeon core. And it's a sea of fire on the way out of the dungeon core. Walking to help was also hopeless.

"Besides, there's no way you can retrieve an intruder. It's not an item."

I heard what Rokuko said, and I flickered.

"That's... that's an item. What are you talking about, Rocco?"

"What?"

I'll tell Locco what to tell myself.

"Slavery is a tool. Items. In fact, I've never seen him move voluntarily. And the owner's bandit is dead. I mean, that slave... the item, the owner is gone now. The item of the Dead Adventurer in the Dungeon belongs to the Dungeon. So, that's already a dungeon item. Right, Locco."

"Uh... an item is an organism, and it has magic..."

"Even when it comes to creatures, I guess we can place demons directly from outside the dungeon core without intruders in the first place. In other words, even organisms can be sent or recovered. In fact, moldy bread would be recoverable. What kind of mold is that? Then, for example, even with a rat sneaking in the box, you'll be able to collect it. Even organisms like Ningen should be able to recover it. It's magical, so no? Even magic props have magic. You could have recovered the Light Prop, right? So there's no reason why I can't collect it!!

View monitors and maps. The fire was burning in the bed and the sheets were starting to burn black.

The map shows dog-eared girls under the bed in red dots representing intruders.

Damn, not yet, I don't have enough assumptions!

"No, I knew slaves weren't items!

"Then that's not even a slave! A pillow! That's a pillow! Dog ears, toddler shaped pillows! It's a masculine item hidden under the bed when it comes to Omeke!!

Those are pillows, pillows, pillows, pillows, pillows, pillows, pillows...

Imagine. That's a pillow. A comfortable pillow to hug and sleep in. I love touching my dog ears to play, okay, I can put on Niso and clothing options to stroke and love...... oh, I'm starting to feel like I should do something.

Yeah, there must be no such thing as a burnout pillow.

Oh, I want to sleep with that pillow on.

With your legs and Niso's options, huh?

It seems comfortable to touch, and it will replace the hot tub when it is rusty. Speaking of hot tubs, was Rokuko getting his core turned into hot tubs by the bandit's parents, haha.

Hey, that's a little something.

Speaking of which, some items are called heavenly pillows, but which is the top of that pillow?

I think a brown dog ear toddler pillow is pretty poignant. Some people are just heavenly pillows.

... Oh, I remember something nasty. Is that exactly how you used Geromeron?

Used products are a reduction, but, well, wash them thoroughly and they won't be a problem. Purification is really useful. You can wash your pillows, too, right?

Shh, you have to get that pillow quickly and wash it thoroughly.

Dog ears and toddlers are all I can see anymore as pillows.

Looking at the map for a moment, it was not an intruder's red dot, but a green dot showing the item.

"Okay, it's a pillow. Yes Recovery"

Let's conclude. Got it.

*

"Yep... hey, how can you collect it?! Intruders in the master room."

"Yeah? I just recovered my pillow. More than that, Rocco, we need to absorb the bandit's body before it burns out. Half of it is fine until you burn it out, because the knight might come in and see how it goes."

Uh, you're a little hairy. I don't have dark hair. Well, it also has an automatic repair function (natural healing), and should I just cut it off where it's coarse? You can make it short.... Wow, something white is creeping me out. Hey, wash it properly, you gelomelon.

"Oh, yeah... no, no, no, come on. It was an intruder. Why are you in the core? It's not weird that you can collect it!

"What are you talking about? The pillow is an item, so it's not natural."

"Ooh... I'm starting to feel that way too..."

And, I'll put purifying magic on your pillow.

The membrane of foam characteristic of purifying magic flows from top to bottom of the pillow, thoroughly removing dirt from the pillow -

"Huh?!

- The pillow gave a pretty voice.

... and remembered. Yes, I retrieved the slave dog-eared toddler.

Ugh, I almost couldn't come back from self-insinuation...

"Oh, man, I got my sanity back. Yeah, what, you can collect it..."

"Oh, back? Then I demand an explanation!

"Oh. It's easy.... I could because I could."

It was an assumption that I didn't think I could. I mean, magic is more liberal and tedious.... just tired though.

"You were watching? Slaves can be recovered."

"That's right... slaves can be recovered"

Yeah, it sounds like you should let Rokuko think so.

... So, what am I going to do, you dog-eared daughter? Do you really want to use it as a pillow for now...?

"By the way, what's the name of this? It's hard to call me" I don't know your name or anything. "

"Uh, yeah.... What's your name? What's your name? Anything?"

"Ahhh... Nik, it was called, your husband"

I had a slight reaction, but he answered me well.

In the meantime, I'm going to let him sleep tight for today, so I decided to give Nik some confectionery bread and offton & pillows out in DP to give him a rest.

I didn't try to move at first, but when I ordered him to rest, he ate bread quietly and slept in a futon.

As for the handling of Nik, it will be fine after the Knights return.

May the knights not come out any further.

*

In the end, the Knights went home to make sure the bandit's body was burned enough.

I just couldn't stay awake all the time, so I slept along the way.

Then he quietly camped home without doing anything in particular. Yeah, I thought it was awesome around leaving all that bandit slaughtered and normally meat-roasted and eaten. Purely.

Thirty knights, including a bandit crusade, got a pretty good DP thanks to what a good day and a half they had.

Even the burned corpse had no problem becoming DP, and this one earned quite a bit of money.

Combined with the savings so far - total, 14504 DP.

"Wow... I've never seen such a massive DP"

In the meantime, I got a little rich at once compared to my previous DP, something like that?

But with the bandits gone, my income is down.

Gobsuke is gone... but instead there are more dog-eared slaves, we have to feed him.

At three meals a day, as bread stuffing and serving drinks… consumption of 15 DP per day.

And the income is only 10 DP from the core. Dog-eared slaves seem to be 0DP even if they are left alone for a day because they were retrieved as items. also the possibility that it is not strong enough to collect DP from the beginning...

Well, that's why I'll make it a tight, two-meal, critical pramai zero... no, don't be suspicious when the adventurer arrives, I'll goblin him out, and he'll be in deficit. Can you sleep slowly and securely in that situation? No, I can't sleep. I'm a cautious person, I can't stand to lose my twitching savings.

So I can't stand deficit management, and I'm going to fundamentally change 'Just a Cave' from now on.

... Ha, I don't want to work.