Lazy Dungeon Master

Time to go home.

Goblin, can I just throw it away... it's not a field here.

You want me to throw you in the woods?

And while I was worried, Nik and Ichika came out of the woods with a rabbit (no neck). That's fast.

"Master, I've been hunting garlic"

Has my dog-eared daughter's hunting instinct been stimulated? A slight grin, Nik. Satisfied.

In the meantime, the three of us hang the rabbit upside down friendly, and when the blood stops bleeding, we pound on the bag.

"Goblins take demon stones in addition to proof sites? Well, there's a lot of them left alone because they don't fit, but they used to make a lot of cash when they freshly came in the F-ranks."

"Is there a demon stone in the goblin?

Strawberries say they're buried in the brain miso. Because of this, I will take one demon stone and show it to you.

After I cut off the ears in the proof area, I cut my head open with a sword and stirred it in a gutter...... wow.... What came out was a scumbag demon stone smaller than the demon stone that could be exchanged at 10DP. If I collected about 5, would it be about 10DP demon stone...?

"There's a demon stone coming from the demon. For once, it's been confirmed that demons and stones are on one side of the body. If the rabbit had a demonic stone, the rabbit would still be demonic tomorrow.... Hmm, I was wondering if this would sell for one piece of copper coin... oh, here I am. Think it would go away overnight if I used it for the light magic props I had at the inn yesterday"

If it does turn out to be 30 copper coins with five goblins, it's only a hassle to even bother taking one scum demon stone of copper coins. Obviously you'd better get a new goblin hunt in that time.

... I guess I can throw it away this time. Too much effort.

I got a scum demon stone from a strawberry once. Why don't you give the golem a try?

Returning to town with rabbit meat, we quickly reach the skewer butcher's stall.

"Ooh, you've been hunting rabbit meat for me?

"Oh, here it is. Please assess."

Remove the neckless rabbit from the bag and have it decide how much to buy.

All twelve of the highest copper coins, of course. Six, 72. I don't get paid here because I will receive it in my guild. When combined with a goblin reward, don't freshen up a silver coin and two copper coins, or when the reward becomes silver.

"Damn, you're doing a good job.... Speaking of which, is your sister your new companion?

"Saya! Strawberry cum. Nice to meet you! No, it smells good. We want skewered BBQ. Wow, sir. - Buy it?

"Ha ha! That's right, brother? I'll give you a little extra if you want to buy it. What do you want me to do?

"... then give me three bottles"

"Maiduo!

Give me fifteen copper coins and receive four skewered BBQ's. Apparently one more is for three extras.

I gave two to the strawberry and one to Nik.

"Steady brother, aren't you? Little lady looks forward to it in the future, but it's pretty tasty."

"It was quite a dig. It's loud for food, though."

"Ha ha, then take care of our shop. Oh, yeah, yeah. I bought it from my brother, but it tastes better than usual. I'd appreciate it if you could sell it regularly."

"I can't do all the rabbit hunting either... and I got a better rank"

"Oh, congratulations on that one. Then you don't have to be a rabbit. I'll buy you anything bore or anything, baked and delicious meat. We were originally butchers, and the stall is a side business. I'll judge you for anything."

Speaking of which, I hunted goblins.

"Ha! Goblins can't be boiled or baked."

That's right.

"So, you won't tell me the secret to making rabbit meat tasty? I'll give you up to 20 silver coins, okay?

"Heh... you're pretty excited. If I wanted to tell you, yeah. Yan? And you can always eat horse meat?

I'm sure the strawberries are excited.

In fact, I appreciate the good meat too... but I'll spread it as soon as I tell you. That's why I'm asking.

All right, let's not tell you here. I think it might turn out to be a urine in our inn.

"It's still a while. It's a secret."

"I don't know what else to do. Let me know if you feel like it."

Because the strawberries looked sorry, they promised to keep the rabbit meat for today... for us to eat a week later. Twenty-five copper coins, advance.... Let's not forget to come and eat. I'm afraid of strawberries.

Then stop by the guild to receive one silver coin and two copper coins in conjunction with Goblin's reward.

So, we're finally heading to the mountain cage. For once, I told him I'd show my face again next week.

Head to the West Gate to return to base.

"Hey, your gear's sweet to cage in a mountain? Oh, no, I know there's [storage]."

"Right, I'd better be ready for that because I don't want to use it too big"

Speaking of which, that was a little dangerous at the west gate before, wasn't it?

All right, and give Ichika one silver coin for today's reward.

"Can we gear up with this?

"The three of us...... hmm, eat mon fumble and just tell me three days? Not enough for a week."

"Oh, I have a base, so I can source it there, and that's fine. I'll take a nap in Central Park and wait. I need you to come shopping with me."

"Okay. Then I'll get it. Buy and eat with you, eh?

"... report me how much money you spent at once?

"Let it go -"

I'm so anxious. but let's decide to believe in ex-C rank adventurers here.

*

"This meat sandwich is good. Wow. Hmm, the crisp vegetables are intertwined with meat oil for an exquisite addition or subtraction, craftsmanship or something! Nice flavor and teeth. Besides, this flavor is... cheese or! Cheese in! I'm glad to hear that. Food progresses...... oops!

He was attacked early in the morning. Gosh, I'm getting hungry.

"Even with that face, I bought a toy for your husband. Eat."

Nik also has a sandwich in his hand. So, the second strawberry, he said. You're neat.

Check the equipment the strawberries bought while eating the sandwich.

Firecrackers, tents, food, water bottles, fur, food, knives, food, water bottles, food... that's a lot of food!

"If you eat a monkey, it's gone, so be it."

Well, I don't need to change clothes or anything because I have 'purification', and to get warm, I have enough life magic to turn water like 'fever' into hot water. When it comes to putting it out to the fire, you need [ignition] that's in the firestone and magic skills.

For the magic of life, the most necessary consumables in a mountain cage are food.

The rest seems to be a knife that is suitably convenient for processing and cooking, and fur to be laid underneath at bedtime.

But this fur, it's white and fluffy... isn't this rabbit fur? You're not gonna sneak up on me, are you?

"All you have to do is put a bunch of bags in. Your husband doesn't need a homma because he has [storage]..."

"So, how much was it?

"Sandwich! What a bargain for six copper coins with this!

"No, not that way"

"I don't know, it's decided. I ran out of them all. Hey, I'm so glad I bought a critical sandwich."

I ran out of 'em, praise' em! That's just a smile.

No, actually, since I gave you one silver coin, I thought it would be pretty tight for three people to put together just enough food and equipment for three nights for 10,000 yen. Actually, I thought it might be tight.

"In fact, Senior Nik, thank God you followed me? It's a lot out of price. Yeah, I'm lucky the store number did the guy thing. ♪ 'Cause they saw our chest cancer, so I got 15 copper coins for the price.'

Are you obstructing business?

"Well, actually, well done. Thanks. Should I have given you some more money?

"If you'll give it to me? Oh, even for dinner. Yeah?

... I'll feed them melon bread and burgers when I get back to "Just a Cave".

So now it's time to get properly equipped and head to Mount Zia.

Speaking of which, I feel like I'm a dungeon master and I haven't done anything like that at all. It's definitely not the job of a dungeon master to go down to people and do adventurers, is it?

I'm starting to miss sleeping in a cage where the bandits were, aren't I?