Lazy Dungeon Master

I decided not to get involved with the DP Rokuko got me on the chip and let Rokuko go free.... Because if I use my chip to Rokuko to buy Mr. Haku's unhappiness, it will be stylish.

"By the way, how much did you get?

"... about 100,000 DP"

... I figured I could get a little. My heart shakes.

Sixty-five gold coins were received as money for the inn. It would cost 650,000 DP to convert from DP, and 65,000 DP if you were to return it to DP. I'm getting a lot of these again, so let's just give up Rokuko's share quietly.

However, if Locco wants to use it for the dungeon, it's not stingy.

I'll lend it to you if I have to, let's do that.

So, it's an immortal egg.

"- By the way, aren't you sure you want to try and revive even in the egg state?

I decided to get on with Rokuko's suggestion and break it before it seared in pine.

……… at times, do you know a Vietnamese dish called Hobylon?

A kind of duck boiled egg.

However, the contents of the boiled eggs are one step ahead of the hatchling. It's classified as Getemono.

Hey, that's kind of weird, because even though the eggs and chicken aren't ghetto things, they're ghetto things in the middle of it, hahahaha.

Aside from escaping reality, the immortal egg looked something like that.

I hate it when I'm going to be in my dreams for a bit...

So, after that, the grossly cautious body burned out, so that particles of light could gather together and be revived as eggs on the spot.

Also, the shell remained on hand. I don't even feel like it's gotten smaller or anything.

Mr. Haku said he is forcibly gathering and reviving the surrounding mana.

Just one more time, just in case.......... Yeah, less than a second from burnout to resurrection, fast. And gross.

"So, that's what Sister Haku said, if you eat it, it's a good one?

"... Rokuko is pretty mentally strong, isn't he? I respect that."

"Huh? Oh, yeah, thanks?

For now, Hobylon...... I decided to keep the immortal eggs broiled in The Wonder Pine Light, which is used to illuminate the dungeons, because it means' in the fire to hatch 'instead of... It's okay to treat it properly. I dropped it and cracked it, but it came back to life.

It's an immortal egg, and the shell is going to be a drug or something material... even if it was dedicated as a treasure, it was 0DP. I've just broken it as many times as I can if I'm going to get a point. In that case, I think he made a golem or something that kept cracking eggs completely automatic.

Also, it will burn at the point where it is in the current state, so I stopped showing it to the strawberries ("feeding them").

And then I stepped on the egg and it came back to life. I knew I didn't get DP in there.

*

After a few days while relaxing and forgetting about the flag.

Two pairs of E-rank adventurers came to the dungeon offense and stayed at the inn, hunting for goblins on the first floor and exploring. The offense is fairly slow because we are quite alert to the trap.

In the meantime, as usual, I slept with Nik in my pillow, and Rokuko jumped in.

"Oh my God, Kama! Tunnel, it's penetrating!

"Huh? At last... hey, this isn't out of the mountains"

"So, that's not why you're waking up where you sleep!

Surely Rokuko has never woken me up where I sleep before. This is my first time. In fact, he was disciplined to say not to wake me unless there was an emergency.

When I looked at the map of the dungeon, I was digging into some cavity.

When I opened the monitor that I could see directly from the menu, there was a red cave spread out there.

"Hey, Rokuko... what's this..."

"... it's not ours. Sounds like a dungeon. What do we do?"

Probably 'Fire Cave' there. There was one medium sized dog red lizard, which would definitely be the first because it was causing the red tongue to crack open. Mm-hmm. Shit. I got eyes on Golem.

"Retreat! Block the hole!

"I'll grab a DP to build the wall!

Oh, I'm sorry - just let the golem step back and show up the wall.

At the same time, Red Lizard begins to ramp this way.... critical and the wall made it.

The walls don't! Don! And he starts getting slapped.

"... dangerous, another step too late would have started the fight"

"Kama. I think you were starting a fight from me."

Right, we started the fight, but we dodged it. It's not strange when the walls are broken either.

"Prepare to intercept while you're buying time. Place a trap in the aisle."

"The Bottomless Marsh and the Spear Ceiling."

I installed a trap and redecorated the golem for interception gear, and the wall is broken, and the Red Lizard jumps in. But as it is, Red Lizard falls for 'Bottomless Marsh'. But while this lizard, ju, and hot air came out, I left it to the momentum to try to break through.

While holding it down with a golem, drop the 'spear ceiling' from the top, skewer it and sink it into the swamp. Yeah, now you're silent.

"... All right, let's just say we didn't fix the wall"

"Oh, yeah."

Reposition the walls, release them from dungeon control for about 5m and break down the ceiling.

Now you're gonna be okay................... there was no way.

Govo from across the corridor that collapsed! and the flames erupted, just half of the wide aisle assuming the red, bigger than the earlier Red Lizard, and the carriage was different...... the carriage-sized, red-fired lizard came through.

Finally, the 'bottomless swamp' was dry, the 'spear ceiling' was blown away with flames and the golem crushed.

"Uh-oh! WHERE MON Aaaah!!

Salamander.

... Is that possibly Dungeon Core himself?

It was Doss' sharp, low male voice.

In the meantime, I decided to welcome you.

It's a dungeon in the aisle, so if they're core, they can deliver this voice with the call feature in the menu. This is the normal version of the feature I used during the Dungeon Battle. Call on it.

"Stop! No. 112 Dungeon Core!

"Ohhhhh?! What do you know about me?...... hmm? Well, if you look closely, it's not a dungeon here! Who are you?

When you call the name, the salamander stops with a sudden brake.

Yeah, it seemed to fit in the dungeon core.

"Hih?! Hicha, 112 eh... so what! What do you want?

"This poor voice, 695! That's a line over here. Aah! Suddenly he punched a hole in our dungeon. What do you think?

"Let me explain that to you. It was an unfortunate accident, I'm sorry, I apologize."

"Ooh, ooh?! Isn't that honest! Are you the Dungeon Master?! Show me your face, E!

If you know this one is a dungeon core and a master for now, you shouldn't be killed all of a sudden, but in case you think about it, I'll put out a golem.

"Oh?! You're the Dungeon Master! Isn't that a golem!

"Yes, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to invade your dungeon."

"I'm not gonna kill you. Get the body out of here! The 695 was ningen-shaped, so the golem is the master... hmm? No, because the golem is also ningen-shaped, huh? No, no, the golem is stupid, so you can't be a master!

I thought I could fool you for a moment, but it didn't seem to work.

It seems like we can get through the discussion... but from where we didn't all of a sudden come to destroy the golem, they won't kill us without asking questions.

If that sounds dangerous, I'll make sure they recover it immediately at Locco's discretion.

And I decided never to leave my mind. On foot. We can't transfer all this to the site because we have intruders.

Nothing. It was just a long passage, but it was going a lot, and a hundred meters away, it was this side of the exit, the former goblin room, etc., so I could get there right away.

"... so what are you going to do with this drop?!

Salamander turns. No, it's actually this one's bad.

For once, the Dungeon Master can also install traps and equipment in and directly from the dungeon so that monsters can come out directly from the dungeon core. The range is about 5m radius, so if you get alarmed, you'll die.

"Right, let's apologize. Specifically...... keep the hole blocked here. And... right, you know 'dugout'?

"... oh, dude?" Dogeza, "or you know it, the one who" seiza "and bows his head! Do you do that?

"Oh, if you know, it's quick to talk. More than that, what's the apology for 'sleeping underground'?

"Ho, that's the first time I've heard that. What kind of apology is that?

Oh, this is going to be rhetorical.

Nothing, I don't care enough to keep my head down, but it's going to be a problem later simply to be licked, and because of that, let's just say it.

It's like selling a fight in a way, but this one is getting information from Mr. Haku and getting ready against "Fire Cave". I just need to be able to buy some time now.

"'Underground' is an apology for lowering your head, but 'Underground Sleeping' is an apology for lowering your whole body."

I laid a futon on the ground in the cave with a proper explanation.

"Hey, what's that doing?

"Hmm? Get ready for 'Underground Sleeping'. It means it's a polite apology that takes a lot of work to prepare. Even cooking would be more polite if it took a lot of preparation down there, right?

"Cookie? I don't know what it is!

"... prepare more traps to prey on, if you know what I mean when it comes to prepping below?

"I see! Okay."

And I go into the futon. And let it go.

"This is' Underground Sleeping '!

"Oh, oh! It's true that my body is all down..."

When I glanced at Salamander, he was still there. Seems to believe it.

This guy - hey.

I decided to push it even further.

"I'm going to take this. I'm going to take this' underground sleeping 'for seven days, five hours a day... no, I'm going to keep it going for eight hours"

"Hey, what?! Eight hours. Wow!

"Is it not enough?! Then it's twelve hours! Twelve hours, or half the day, in this position! So please forgive me..."

"Wow, okay! Come on, I can't help it. You can't let it get that far, huh... Huh, if you think of him as the master of 695, he's not quite a muscular Han...! But that's what I said. Seven days, twelve hours a day...... get it right through. Wow?! Nice!!

"Oh. I know."

And Salamander went home satisfied.

... I don't know when I'll be next, but until then, I'll keep doing this' underground sleeping ', in my room.