Lazy Dungeon Master

'You're not just sleeping. Yeeh!!!!'

The dust and sand of the passage that had been buried were sprinkled, and the salamander returned.

It was the fifth day I found out.

That was slower than I thought. But when I got here, I wanted you to fool me. I had a grand twelve hour sleeping excuse at the corner.

When I pick up the golem to the aisle, I can peek at a lot of rationality because it seems to follow the guidance greatly. Maybe the dust blew up and my head got a little cold.

I left a room in the middle of the aisle wondering if this would happen, so now I move to 'place' it there. It's easy not to have to travel on foot.

"So, you...... are you kidding me?!

"Rude. I'm serious, you think 'Underground Sleeping' is just for sleeping? You're out of your mind."

"Oh, really?

That, that's the reaction, don't be discouraged again.

"Oh, if I told you that 'Underground Sleeping' was just sleeping in the first place, 'Underground' would be just sitting there, too?

"Ugh, well, so is that."

"I didn't know you were going to destroy the corner blocked wall when you said you were showing so much apology..."

"Eh. Ahhh, no, the..."

"... how can you put it on me before this drop?

"Mm, mmm...!

Salamander who honestly convinces me of what I'm saying. Little. Little, actually. You're a choromander.

"Wow, okay. Let's fix the walls here."

"Is that all? There's nothing left to denigrate my apology?

"I'm sorry."

"No, that's fine if you understand. I told you too much."

"Oh, you're a good one."

"By the way, 112th Dungeon Core, does having a master mean you have a name? It's hard to tell a human being the 112th Dungeon Core, can you tell me your name?

"Oh, '112' ah. I got it on my master, it's a Dragon word for 112."

Shit. It's normally translated to '112'. I have dragon language or something.

"Well, that's a good name. But it was hard for me to pronounce the dragon.... Actually, I'm from another world, but shouldn't I call you by a name with 112 over there?

"Oh! Yeah. Wow, what's your name?

I thought about this while I was asleep for five days.

"It's Itetsu, because if you break it down to 1, 12, and make another 12 10 and 2, it will be a, te, t, t, t, t. What do you say?"

"Oh, I like it, call me by that name."

Choromander again Itetsu laughed happily.

"Oh, Itetsu. I'm Katsuma Masuda."

"That's a cake, I remember that."

And Itetsu left in a good mood. That's Choromander, you're fooling me again.

... Yeah, giving a new name to the guy with the master won't overwrite the master or anything.

*

"That's crazy after all, isn't it?!

And it was another three days after Choromander's Itetsu came again.

It was early this time. The party we were exploring in our dungeon was switched.

Now we have one D-rank party and two E-ranks.

Whether it's to learn how to deal with traps or train goblins and golem opponents to fight, the adventurers who are coming don't seem so willing to look for treasure. Thanks to this, I don't have to bother to refill the expensive treasure, I have low DP consumption and it is helpful.

The number of innkeepers has increased, but Rokuko is responsible for the meal, and the strawberry can handle the reception. Trouble pushes me to the Adventurer Guild, so I go around the room to purify occasionally.

No, you've been too busy 'sleeping underground' to work lately. Hahaha.

"Oh, Itetsu. Nice to meet you. So, what's wrong with you?

"My master said," Wow, you're fooling me! I tried 'Dogene' to apologize to you too, but nothing was going to happen! The master went out of his way to try it out, but he said it was totally comfortable!

Did you bother to try it? You disciplined bastard.

And dragons can be humanized...

"You wouldn't be able to 'sleep underground' in the case of Itetsu in the first place. Isn't it harder for Salamander to stand? Humans have different body structures, naturally."

"Oh, wow?

"And isn't the humanization of dragons just an imitation of what people look like? In fact, endurance isn't a real human ratio, is it? I'm just a person, I don't care if they compare me. If I lay down in the Fire Cave, I'd be a jerk."

"Ooh... I guess so too."

"In the first place, normal people sometimes even fly their consciousness at too much twitching when they're 'sleeping underground', right? How many times have my consciousness flown..."

"Hey, what?! Was it..."

Well, I'm sleepy and I'm having a hard time opening my eye lid, and I just fall asleep!

"So, what's Itetsu gonna do to me?

"Uh-huh... duh, what am I supposed to do?

Is that what you're asking me? Don't ask.

"Ok, you seem very dissatisfied... wasn't 12 hours a day of 'underground sleeping' enough"

"Oh, is that right?

"Then there's one more, and I have a subordinate, who will also be forced to 'sleep underground'!

"Hey, what a wow!

"Besides, I detain him straight away and make him immobile. Forced to sleep underground!

"What!... Hum, that's enough for you. Kama seems to be hard-willed too, okay?"

Itetsu left again.

At this pace, will the next one come in a day?

... Well, I promised, and I decided to sleep with Nik as my pillow. As usual.

*

"On second thought, isn't 'Dogene' just sleeping?!

"Hmm? Oh, Itetsu. You're here again, I'm free."

Itetsu another day later...... well the next day came.

On your head, take the girl with the red lizard tail...... no, the crocodile tail growing.

"... who's that?

"It's our master!

"Oops! I know you're putting Atai's husband 112 in the truck!

Isn't the master a red dragon? Is that the tail of a dragon? And Itetsu is my husband?

"By the way, I came all the way to humanize you because you look too big to get through, thanks!

"Thank you very much for that."

"Oops, that's it! You're welcome!"

Chestful and satisfied red dragon girl.

"So, what does your wife say you're unhappy with?

"Ma'am... Yes, Atai is my wife! Hey, 112!

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I love you, Ledra."

Hey, you suddenly fall in love in our dungeon. Do it when you get home.

"Ha! No, I didn't. I almost got him in my mouth! What a jerk......"

"Ooh? Really? Hey, Kamaa! What the fuck!

Uh, I didn't do anything, did I? Is that or the type that burns easily with fire attributes or something like that?

... this couple, there are slight signs of similarities!