Lazy Dungeon Master

"So, what's your wife unhappy about? As for this one, I think I apologized enough for the repeated" underground sleeping. "

"Oh, ma'am... hehe... ha, no, no, that's it! That 'Dogene' guy, is that really an apology?!

Whoa, you're suddenly following the core. Maybe he's not retarded.

"It would be an apologetic attitude without any more, lowering it not only to the head but to the body. On the contrary, I ask, what posture does your wife say is an apologetic posture?

"Mmm... hmm, if you do say so... show me your belly, roll over to sleep... or what?!

"Okay. You just have to lie on your back and 'sleep underground', right?

"That?! Really?

"The posture is the same. But I can't believe you still don't believe I'm apologizing so much... it's sad"

"Hey, no, it's not like you don't believe me, huh?

Put your hands on your face and lay your eyes down, are you exaggerating a little? I showed him so much gesture that Red Dragon would react as if I was doing something wrong. That's Choromander's wife.

"That's right, if you really believe me...... I'd actually like to go through that laterally drilled cave, from us to the other side of the mountain, but I can't figure it out?

"... you can't do that!

"Oh... ma'am, I mean, if you don't believe me..."

"No! That's not true! Uh, this Mount Zia itself is almost an Atai dungeon in the first place! There's no skimmer for Omae to go through the cave!

Red Dragon to deny in a hurry. Wait, what did I just say?

"Mount Zia itself, almost your dungeon, what do you mean?

"Here, there's a mountain, isn't there? Something like Gabba is more or less an Atai dungeon!

of the mountains, that almost everything is a 'fire cave'?

It's a little hard to understand, so let's make a model. Take out the clay made besides the clay golem, and look at the map and ooze into the shape of Mount Zia.

"Ooh? This is Mount Zia! Omae, you're clever!

"Hi. Uh, suppose Mount Zia is like this, and how much is' Fire Cave '?

"That's about it!

More than 80% of the time, the clay grabbed him. About another half of the less than 20% are now the size of our dungeons. It's really just the edge of Mount Zia.

...... so darn fire cave.... You used to dig tunnels without bumping into each other here.

"When did you, Omae, make a dungeon in our mountain?!

"Uh, why don't you contact our dungeon core about that... Rokuko, since when?

'Huh?............... I haven't counted in detail, but maybe ten years ago for now?

I got a reply. Ten years...

"They say it's been around for about ten years."

"We've been doing this for about 500 years! We're ahead of you!

"Well, 695. Then you're like that... hmm? Speaking of which, why did you remember me as a human being about 695?

Ha Ye? And Itetsu thinks about things that don't seem to matter.... Choromander aside, this is a negotiation.

Negotiations between the masters… show me your arms, I won't let you!

"Can't you get through the tunnel somehow?

"Hmm, looks like the cave was really stretching through the gaps by accident up to here, but you can't go from here on out! Wherever you go, it's our dungeon, and I won't let one rat through!

"In part, can you just divide it into us for what you make the tunnel? Whatever you want, you can pay the DP."

"Whoa, if you're going to give me half a million DP, fine! It will take you a while to overwrite the area and get rid of the facility if the cave stretches straight!

500,000 DP...... No, I don't think it would have taken that long to move a cave facility. Besides, isn't the overwriting of the realm rather what we use here? I mean, is this boggling?

Choro, you're so busy with my wife!

"Half a million is just out of hand."

"Really? I don't know what I'm talking about, but it's a pretty critical, conscientious price."

Mmm, there won't be any such thing as how much of an area interaction is the market, and I don't know if there is one. You won't know if you ask Rokuko, or it's this DP impossible to pay the other half a million DP as it is.

I'd love to cut the price, but this red dragon, he seems to be offering a really critical price because he seems honest.

... and speaking of gold coins, it's not like we don't have a match.

"Can't we have fifty gold coins?

"What are you doing with the gold coins? That's stupid, you can't use it unless you're a DP!

Red Dragon smiling and saying no.

Still no good? If I could pay with gold, I could have paid for it.

... No, really? The dragon seems to love the light, and let's make the real thing shine.

"... in the form of buying one piece of gold for 10,000 DP?

I take out one sparkling gold coin and hold it in my right hand to show it to the Red Dragon.

"Hahaha, I can't believe 10,000 DP for one gold coin... I don't know what to do!?

I caught it! (Pheesh!) When I slowly move the gold coin, the red dragon chases it with my eyes. If you move it to the right, you move it to the right, and if you move it to the top left, your face will face the top left. It's totally on.

Yeah, but not yet. The other person is still troubled. I take one more shiny polished silver coin and hold it in my left hand.

"Now every ten pieces of gold, one piece of silver coin will follow you."

"Nah! Oh, that's, uh, really?!

"True! I'm not lying!

As I said, I turned the silver coin on my left hand side, and the red dragon turned when I was followed and my face turned.

This... don't make me look good with another push.

"So, but heh, um...?

"Whoa, ma'am, are you still unhappy with that?... Fine, then today is a special, today, now is the only service! Today! Here and now! Only if you put together 50 pieces of gold and promised to buy them for 500,000 DP! In addition to the extra silver coins… give us this Knight Statue of Crystals!

"Whoa, whoa?!

The moment I put the shining knight statue on the table, the Red Dragon opened its eyes with excitement.

The Crystal Knight statue, 20 cm tall, was made from a bottle of mana potion.

"Ko, this is... it's going to work now... heh! Wonderful!"

It actually works if you want to move it. It's a golem. Because it is a dish I have made for the pair of dragons, I try to reflect sparkle and light in vain. Red Dragon's eyes are so sparkling that he can't even beat them.

"This will only be provided if you receive a good reply now"

"Hey, hey! All right, 112?!

A red dragon that pepper-slaps Itetsu, who was thinking blurry, like a child who was just a jerk.

"Ah?... Well, I'm thinking about something important right now."

"Mmm, hurry up! If you don't get that statue now, you're not gonna get it!

"Ah, I don't have a choice.... Ah. I remember!!

Suddenly it shouts out loud.

"The 695 is not one of the 89 people in" Back Cutter "ehhhhhhhhh!!!

Wow! and the fire leaked out of its mouth.

... Mr. Haku, the Dungeon Core neighborhood treats you like a 'backcutter'. Well, you're hunting other dungeon cores.