Lazy Dungeon Master

Will she be resurrected because she is the Virgin, or is she the Virgin because she will be resurrected? I don't know about that, but this Virgin will be resurrected anyway. Three days after that fact was found, during which time the Virgin challenged the dungeon offense once a day, returning to her death and staying in the Suite continuously.

DP per day is down 10% shortly after death and then back to 250 DP after a while. When he dies, he comes in about 1500 DP. I have no idea how it works, but it's the same effect as Phoeni the undead bird, and is that kind of skill?

Or it's just a simple trap to death for a B-rank adventurer. I don't seem to get caught twice on the same trap...

"The world is managed by the Light God. This thing made by the devil who interrupts the management of the Light God, that's the dungeon. So the dungeon has to be destroyed. What do you say, give me the right to destroy the dungeon core?

"No, sir."

So, did you get free while you were waiting to recover, the Virgin came to visit?

It's very annoying that I have to deal with it each time. Yeah, this guy's the worst enemy for me, for sure. The deputy village chief Wozma is also on the road because he has decided to speak to me via the deputy village chief before visiting me.

"Ha... you say I'm so preposterous..."

"Because dungeons are controlled by the state. Oh, yes, and get permission from the Adventurer Alliance's Guild Leader."

"... you're so unattended. The dungeon is in this village, so it belongs to you, the village chief."

No, you're not. Sure, it's mine. To distract from the story, I decided to shake another topic.

"Speaking of which, you're not with your squire. Why is that?

"He better not be with me. If you ask me why, it's for safety."

"Oh, no matter how much the Virgin...... is it safer to have one woman?

"Yeah, because he has a simple altar. As you know, with the altar, the Virgin can be resurrected again and again."

As you know. Is it a famous thing in the Holy Kingdom?

Or the altar and the fact that they are in a safe zone allows the Virgin to be safely resurrected there. Is that the substitute?

"That's your first ear. Wozma, did you know?

"No, I'm a first ear, too. … Holy Virgin, let us not hear what we have just said."

"... oh, excuse me. It's common sense in the Holy Kingdoms, but about me."

I don't know. You divulged the secret of immortality lightly, though. Is this being explored the other way around?

Or is it really common sense in the Holy King's kingdom and a genuine accidental...... I can see accidental looking at the Virgin so far, but if this is an act, I can't wipe away the possibility that Otherwise you're too dumb.

You're trying so hard to get permission from me, you're also trying to spot me as a dungeon master... yeah, that's scary. I'm afraid I can't say the possibility is zero.

but seriously, if the Virgin is an asshole child, this alert means it's completely empty... damn, what a nasty enemy.

Besides, it's very annoying and nervous because every time I do, I go directly and far away and say, 'Please destroy the dungeon core'. Wozma, the deputy village chief, won't try to add anything to the story unless I talk. Let's share this struggle, shall we? I want to leave it to you for about 10%.

Then the Virgin went home after chatting for about an hour, being careful not to be taken the word.

... so my sleep was cut off for that matter. The Virgin looks like she's going to be a trap killer, or she's going back to life anyway.

*

Now, aside from such a Virgin, it's Lynn the Black Wolf. A few times I could 'season' the messenger golem and try again what is going to be my weakest point today.

"Hey, Lynn. I'm here to see you."

'... Wow, what, isn't that a caema? Here we go again, today, what flavor? Can I go now?'

"Ooh, right arm for now, then"

I give the right arm of the golem. Bullshit, Lynn ate it off. There is no longer any reluctance, hesitation or anything there. You can also serve poison all you want, although it's actually served and doesn't work very well.

As she chewed up and ate, Lynn glanced at her face and spat a shard of Golem's arm on her cheeks. And I was packing plenty in my arms as today's seasoning, and salt.

"Mungo?! Peep! '

"Oh? What's up, Lynn? Did it taste bad?

'It sucks! How dare you flavor this... today, you can go home now'

"Let's not say that. Let's talk more, we've had some weird guys over here lately and they're stressed out."

'Well, well... stress, it's buildup, so it tastes so weird... uhm'

salt. Yes, phosphorus' weakness was salt. Hydrochloric acid and the like seem to work better, but the salt seems to be worse. Instead, she said that hydrochloric acid tingles but is quite handsome.

Is it also attached to the attribute that salt is the only thing that is holy? Clean salt or something like that. Besides that, the moisture is being taken away, like when salted on a Namekuji, or is there?

Anyway, the only thing Lynn clearly said 'This is too muddy to eat' out of all the trials was salt. When I fed the whole thing I packed into my body, I was spitting around, and to this day, I just fed one arm. This is it.

All right, let's keep mass production of iron equipment with rock salt as gear for versus phosphorus.

"Hey Kama. I think you're good enough to be my child. Don't you? '

"Hmm? Really?

'That's right. You're offering me food. So, my child. "

I see, if you ask me, I go to be eaten every day.

That, is this... successful feeding?

'Besides, even though it's a mess, don't get tired of it, I'll devise a flavoring, good one. You are.'

"It was worth the ingenuity when they said that."

"So don't let you taste any worse... I'll help you relieve the stress."

"Is that true! That would be nice."

Half of the stress right now is because of Lynn.

… would you like me to ask you to move it out of this room? I'm thinking of an excuse to have it moved as peacefully as possible. Now is the time to use that excuse!

"Uh, actually, Lynn's in this room is pretty stressful, too."

"Mm?! My fault?!

"That's right. Actually, here... in the bathroom, huh? When Lynn is around all the time, I can't do much for her..."

"Hey, come on, this is the bathroom, was it? Is that... uh, the golem, you use the bathroom?

Oh, good. There was no indication that Lynn was using the bathroom or anything, so it was possible that she didn't understand.

"That's right. … embarrassing, but where I actually use it, shall I show it"

"What!? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

"No, no, 'cause you can't believe you need a bathroom even though it's a golem, unless you actually look at it, can you? Stay put, I'll get it out now...... Humph!

I crouch the messenger golem and send a magic prop of light into the invisible from Lynn.

And as it was, I let it fall to the floor, glowing.

"Phew, refreshing. So here's the deal."

"Hey?!

Pick up more Demon Props of Light and give them up to Dummy Core, now collect them.... from Lynn, it would have looked like Golem's excrement had been sucked into the dummy core.

What do you say, you're dirty, so you're never gonna eat this, are you? That's a restraint.

and communications came in from Rokuko, who recovered glowing demonic props in the master room.

'Um, come on, Kama... no matter how much dummy core, I feel bad about handling dungeon core that way'

"You have to be patient."

I myself think this is terrible. Well, it doesn't work unless it's a terrible thing.

'... okay. Out of this room, let's go... but Cama, your, that, shit, glow, is it warm'

"Right, and we're sticking together. What, you like it? Shall we do one? Exactly because I was nervous about doing it in public, it's still in my stomach..."

'No, fine. I don't want it.... but uhm. Do you have a warm room like this one?

"Hmm? If that's all right with you, let's keep the other room just as warm. Just hang in there."

"Hold on, hold on! Shit in the room, you don't, do you?!

Don't say anything disgusting. Well, I know what you're worried about.

But that one, you, you're swallowing the whole thing, which means you're eating excrement together, too, right? Don't tell me. I'll tell you.

"I won't. Just stirring the temperature. Let it go."

"Oh, yeah, I see."

... Successfully guided Lynn.

I accidentally posed as a messenger golem.