Lazy Dungeon Master

Well.

We just found out who Setuna and the others are, and the dungeon is probably safe. We have a mutual interest in information. This will be fine.

And I accidentally got into naps and night sleep for about two weeks.

"Mayor Kama, let's attract the whorehouse."

"... what are you talking about?

I mentioned that the deputy village chief, Wozma, was outrageous.

Whorehouse. I mean, it's a shop that does flirting things with professional sisters.

It's not good for educating children. Very unlikely.

"Let's attract the whorehouse"

"No, I hear you. Is the whorehouse that whorehouse? You know, adult shops."

"Yes, it's that whorehouse"

"Do you want to die, Wozma? of this village... you know the shield behind the owner of the inn too, right?

Rather, this Wozma is Mr. Haku's handler. Even if I pinch a few cushions in between, who's the back shield of Rokuko, to the extent that even part-time Nayuta can find out. There's no way Mr. Haku doesn't know enough Wozma to say he's good.

If you're also a Deputy Village Chief Wozma, you're drowning about Lochko, and you know enough to make an unpleasant face just to get that hand thing close to Lochko.

"You have fewer women...... that, more and more disgruntled men. It's what you need to control it. … worst of all, employees could be attacked"

"Uh.... I'd say go all the way to Zia. Can't you make it?

"It's a mine here. It's unusual not to have a whorehouse."

Mine says there's a whorehouse, is that what it is?

Digging a hole makes me want to dig another hole. That's weird. No, I don't dig holes in this dungeon-shaped mine.

"In fact, there's been some research that says that having a whorehouse suppresses crime and makes it more secure."

That's what I say. Put the paperwork on my desk. Did you even bother making the dossier?

I feel a great passion. I feel like I have no heart or my eyes running blood.

"But it's dismissed. Go to Zia, there's a way."

"Really... Actually, I was thinking of asking you to consider a foot massage course for Mayor Kama."

"Mm-hmm! Whoa, whoa, whoa... Hey, no, no. If you can't, you can't."

"Too bad."

Sigh wozma. Could it be that I just wanted to go?

Then I want you to go to Fortune Zea. It's a few hours in the carriage now.

"But I didn't think Wozma would come up with a suggestion like that. Is something wrong?

"No, I've only been collecting requests lately. It's not like anything happened."

I wonder if it's true.... but do you have any requests?

"... why don't you take the guy you asked for to go to Zia's whorehouse? Take a break from the tavern. Mr. Kinue can replace Wozma. I think he can lend it to you in about three days."

"No, because the liquor store is my living. Thank you for your attention, Mayor Kama."

Not that I'm a little less concerned, either, but I'm more of a sleeper than a lust, I guess.

I know not all of them are, but I rejected the whorehouse building anyway.

That night.

I slept in a pillow with Nik, as usual, but I had a funny dream.

The location is our Inn suite. And I'm sleeping there in my bed, that's my dream.

... Yeah, it's in my dreams and I have no problem doing whatever I want.

But what do you mean by an unrecognizable pink-haired toddler sleeping next to me? And I'm not wearing any clothes. Yeah, I'm not a lolicon, am I?

"Hey, village chief."

"... who are you?

"Hehe, who is it -"

I kicked the little girl out of bed.

"Hey, what are you doing! To such a pretty girl!

"You look cold, I'm sorry. Good night, then."

"Come on, come on! What, what is it? Oh, is that it, wasn't enough shame? Excuse me. Let me start over!

I turn my back on the pink-haired naked toddler demanding a redo and close my eyes. Shh...

"Hey, don't go to sleep. Let's do something nice with me, shall we?

"What, you're not gonna start over... then go home"

"Excuse me. Let me start over now!

My consciousness dimmed for a moment.

When she regained consciousness, a pink-haired toddler slept next to me. Now he looks like he's wearing a white microbikini. Yeah, didn't you tell me I wasn't Loricon? Oh, didn't I tell you?

"This, I like this, right?

Toddler girl blushing her cheeks. I kicked it out silently.

"Why!? Why, isn't it perfect? Me!

"Hey..."

"You can't pretend you slept! Look, your favorite toddler is inviting you right now with her legs spread out, right? You can do whatever you want. There you go."

I'll ignore it and go to sleep... but, um, that's just so loud.

"... ok, you can do whatever you want, right?

"Yes! That's already a dream, so hahahaha do anything Hmmm, socially nasty or even hunting and dong awful is ok! Your desire, I'm waiting!

"Well... uh, get me some rope and monkeys, all the time"

I got the ropes and the monkeys from nowhere, and then I got a blindfold.

"Huh? Um, where did you get it out now?

"It's a dream, isn't it? You can get it out of anywhere. Because it's a dream."

"Wow, I'm used to this manpower... who is it?

"Okay, hold still for a second."

I put my blindfold on a quiet sitting young girl. And tied him up so he couldn't get physical with the rope.

"Oh, it's intense..."

"Yes, sir."

I sealed the mouth of a young girl who raised a sweet voice with a monkey.

Now you're quiet, okay. I lay down in bed again.

"What, you don't do anything!?

"Shit, did you lose the rope... you got gum tape next"

"Wow, you're out of your mind!

Yeah? Almost naked toddler called me crazy, huh?

"No, isn't it weirder as a human being to get your hands on a young girl?

"There you go, you need to dissipate as much desire as you can in your dreams!

"We're on time."

"... What, are you being divergent enough in real life? Heh, that's perverted."

Well, sleeping in real life dissipates your sleep appetite, but you don't have the muscles to be called perverts.

"Oh, it's getting cold. Can I go next door?

"I can't help it. That's why you're so sweet."

I put a microbikini toddler in a futon.

"... Master Murakami's, it's warm"

"Right. Then rest and sleep well. Sleeping children grow up."

"Huh."

When I slap him rhythmically from the top of the futon through a suspicious line, the toddler girl groans.

And close your eyes and make sure you slept - I slept too.