Lazy Dungeon Master

And the church was built. overnight.

The hand of the mysterious architectural wizard Narikin created the perfect church.

The chapel prepared seats for sixty. In the end, the believers will sleep in all these seats and drool.

White off-ton pattern on stained glass with warm light. This is also a good piece of confidence.

I can't draw people's faces, but you managed. Yeah, nothing that doesn't look a little off-the-ton, but I'm sure you'll figure it out as off-the-ton. No, no matter how you look at it, it's Offton, right?

By the way, the building is between the tunnel and the lodging. Closer to residential areas as well.

With this divine location, the villagers must of course worship even the general traffic merchants.

"Okay."

"Oh, Kama, have you built a church yet? Could you have stayed up all night?

"Oh Rokuko. So when you're wearing this mask, you tell me to call you Narikin... well, okay. Look at this guy, it's Offton Church. Pretty good, huh? Ha-ha-ha."

"All right, all right, I'll give you a knee pillow, so let's go back to sleep."

"Huh? What the fuck? Oi, don't pull it. Oh, but a knee pillow, sounds like it could be used for biblical stories, okay, please, Rocco."

And I took off my mask, accidentally stayed up all night and healed my sleepless head with Locco's knee pillow.

……

It happened in a private room space I made in the church. I reflected a little.

I mean, why am I being pillowed to my knees by Rokuko in my current progression? Mr. Haku will kill you.

"Kama, is your head cold? I thought you were sane until around the time you said you were going to make a church, maybe you were already sleepless?

"... no, that's not true"

"Then you put me to sleep before it matters this time. Pfft, Nice Assist Me"

No, no, you've never been that important when you're sleepless.... No, right?

In the meantime, wake up your torso. Rokuko's knee pillow is a little unfortunate...

"Well, you know, what? Thank you, Locco. I'm back to sanity."

"You're welcome. So, what do we do now? Sally came to say hello to me yesterday."

"Well...... for now, Mr. Sally insists on traveling, and he doesn't leave this one behind poorly, combined with Sikina maintaining the status quo, and Myodore... yeah, I knew this would keep the status quo, too. So shall we even preach offtonism?

"... well, none of this is imminent."

Yeah, there's a lot of trouble, but I think you can leave them all alone. I want to sleep.

"So, preaching, but any good ideas? For example, people who believe in Offtonism will get a great deal on tunnel tolls."

"If you do that, you'll find out that Offtonism and tunnel dungeons are connected. Sounds like you haven't slept enough yet, huh?

Pompous, and knocking on his knees.... Yeah, it's true.

Or Rokuko, you're really smart. If we keep this up, we're at the level of being told we're sage around next year, aren't we?

And now you're poking at my taste accurately... maybe.

"Then what about serving one pudding to the faithful when they stay at the inn"

"Sounds good then. It's more likely to kill you though. By the way, is there a ritual of arrival or something?

"Uh... no, it's such a hassle. If I say, 'I am offtonism,' shall we do that already? Sell hollowed coins with the Holy Mark to those who wish."

"It's light."

"'Cause it's a hassle... and you'd want to go to bed as much as you would do that"

By the way, the drilling coins are made of copper from one piece of copper coin. It is made of iron, so five copper coins, one silver coin for silver, and one gold coin for gold. Enjoy your sleep amulet.

And strings and chains are sold separately. Besides making it a necklace, it can be like a keyholder or strap.

"This coin is rugged."

"I couldn't think of any drawings.... right, I think individual believers just need to carve and paint what they want to dream"

"Is that okay?

"Because I'm like a rule. Whatever you need, Ali, I'll accept it now."

"It's not as good as a request, but can I ask you something?"

"Whoa, what?

"Who manages this church? Kama's in management. You're gonna sleep alone, aren't you?

…………

Shit!! I totally forgot, even if I only built the building, I'd have to have the store number and the janitor! Monks, sisters, brothers, that kind of system!

"Ha, you said you weren't thinking about it. Well, if you call me a monster, it's a problem."

"Oh, yeah. Summon a monster who can be described as human."

"But this is a waste of cake, right?

"... Yes, it's a waste"

"I wonder how much caema is the dungeon master, so what if I can't let DP freely use it and just waste caema freely these days?"

Ugh, I do only give Rokuko DP for about a penny. Most of all, Rokuko has a chip from Haku, and I don't really use DP...

"So try to solve it without using DP as much as possible. You can use it up to 1000 DP. If you can do this, yes... I'll lend you God's duvet as a goddess to this church."

"Oh, okay?

"You were going to borrow it for foiling anyway, weren't you? Maybe during the day."

If you put a drying rod under the light inserted from the stained glass and dried it, it would actually look divine even though it was just a futon drying.

"Okay, I'm on it."

"Then let's put a limit on the DP we're going to use now. Because if it takes more than 1,000 DP to solve it now, it's out. If I use it, how about... you listen to one thing I say?

"Okay, we don't have to be impotent."

"Hehe, I'll look forward to it."

grin, and Locco laughs.

"More wishes, nothing like that."

"... did you have that hand? Kama's a genius, after all, right?

I feel like they put me on something, but, well, that's good.

I open the menu and show the DP.... 1,000 DP left, divided into dungeon operations. This kind of convenience features plainly Mr. Menu.

"We're ready."

"Which one...... yeah, that's just it. Good luck with that, then, Kama. You don't have to work hard, do you?

"What? I don't know."

Ha-ha-ha, I'll definitely borrow God's duvet, for the sake of Offtonism!

And when I renewed my resolve, the door to the room was knocked.

"Master, wake up!? Oh no!"

"Hmm? Strawberries. Hey, what's up?

I wonder how hurried I was. The strawberry that came into the room was lightly out of breath.

"Sikina cracks the magic potion Zia's lady had, and it's an argument! Something's wrong!

... uhhh.