Lazy Dungeon Master
Secrets…
"Hey, Kamaa, what are you gonna do with our daughter getting drunk?
"Sman. I prepared some good booze because we talked about being confident in the strength of the booze, but I didn't think you'd get drunk"
In front of me were empty barrels of liquor, flame dragons sleeping on their backs drunk by liquor, and a guardian salamander. Itetsu came out when I called him, thanks.
It seems that the Japanese mythology of how to defeat dragons (crush them drunk and kill them) has proved practical in this world as well. Haha, different world cheats in Japanese mythology, what the...
"... hey, I tried to stop you, but I couldn't stop the Flame Dragon giant"
"Ahhh...... right. At least if you look people-oriented...... Ah, kama. Are you tougher than a Jeminotaur?
"No? What are you talking about all of a sudden?
"Oh, n could have been better. I'm talking about it. Igni was fine with minotaurs even when he was humanized."
That's a mess, Oi. If I was bad, I'd have been cut a thousand times.
"It's a snug cake. What are you gonna do? If you leave him alone, he won't wake up till morning. If you wake him up badly, he's gonna break loose, huh?
"... you could get hit by a brave man if you get raped... hmm"
"Do you want Ledra to replace you? Anyway, Ningen doesn't know the difference between dragon finesse, does he?
"... the Red Dragon and the Flame Dragon look pretty different, you'll find out, that's right"
"Really? Ah, well, maybe so. But they're pretty much alike, you know, tricks and stuff. I felt like I was a mother and daughter after bathing in a magma yesterday."
"My daughter-in-law and daughter-in-law are proud of me now."
I have trouble even being told stories like how to wipe my body in the bath was similar. In many ways.
... So, what do we do? Wait till you're drunk?
Or do we call the Gozos in anticipation of what happens along the way?
If I wait until I get drunk, the smell of alcohol is going to disappear.
Hmm. It's painful where you sleep feeling good, but I knew I'd wake you up......
"If I wake you up, you'll be crushed. Itetsu will wake you up."
"Ahhh... well, I don't know what else to do. Hey, Igni, get up. Wow."
Itetsu rocks Igni's body with yusa yusa and forelegs.
Goo, and a thicker tail than Marutai roared and attacked Itetsu.
"Be there, Cora. Wake up, Igni."
"Ugh... three hours to go..."
But Itetsu takes his tail with his body without being upset.
Yeah, I can't rock it first if it's me. And I can't take my tail and try to wake it up flat.
Look at Nik next door.... if Nik. Or? No, just don't do it. I don't want to try it because even if I try it, it will put my life on the line.
I mean, Itetsu's fine.
"I don't know... Quite a bit. I've been patient. Show him the majesty of his father."
"I guess I was under the impression that you and Ledra were flirting at home for that."
"... duh duh... don't tell me..."
Igni hitting the turnaround with the broom. Plus throw up the flames. Still trying hard to wake it up, Itetsu and me and Nik looking at it in the corner of the room. I'm sitting in the gym so I don't get in the way.
... Boss, the marks of Igni's nails and braces that fell asleep on the floor of the room are engraved. It's as if Itetsu's struggle is engraved as it is.
Yeah. It would have sucked if it wasn't for Itetsu. Something I or Nik can't wake you up. Whether the bones will also remain if the braces are bathed.
"If I suck at this, won't it break my dungeon core? Are you sure you're all right?
"Silly! I don't know if I'll ever have a father who dies of a cute little girl turning her back! Well, most of the wounds on my body are on him... but please wake up!
"Migi!?
Father's a tough guy... and if you're looking at him, you're in! and a gen trick burst into Igni's head that his human opponent would have tomato ketchup from the neck to the top.
"Ugh, you're hurting me... uh-huh"
"Wow, are you awake? Oh, yeah, I'm drunk. Yeah, but are you okay?
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...?
"Pretend drunk - okay. Pretend to grab it and run away."
'Ahhh... ahh. Yeah, yeah, hey, do I have to run?
"Hey Kamaa! Sounds like everything's gonna be okay!
Is that true? I'm very anxious.
"Um, well, then, Nik. Trolley and rope me out of [Storage]"
"Yes, sir"
and take out the folding trolley and rope that was stuck in Nik's [storage].
I wish I could set Igni on this for now...
If you think about it, you can't put it on the trolley unless Igni moves for you... you can't just lift me and Nik, you giant.
... I'm also anxious about the amount of trolleys loaded. You mean, you can pull it and carry it outside? Can we do something about it if we leave it to Wataru?
"Igni, get in the trolley. That body is too big for us to carry."
"Oh, wow? Then I'll turn you into an Atashi... '
"Oh, no, if you would just get in the trolley normally"
And while I was saying it, Igni peopled. I saw her at the meeting. It's a human dragon state.
"Huh... well, good night no"
And I slept a little round on the trolley. Without solving the humanization.
"... erm. Itetsu. I wonder if this is ok..."
"I don't know what I'm talking about... can't you?
Every single one of them and Itetsu slap his head, but Igni is not going to wake up.
"... this is gonna take a while to wake up. Wow."
"Yep..."
"I knew you'd ask Ledra to be your understudy, huh?
He said, "No, that's why I can't do it."
What do I do? Here.
And that's when Nik opened his mouth.
"... your husband. How about we just call the strawberries like this?
"As it is... in this state? A young girl sleeping in a trolley in this situation."
"Yes.... strength, I think you can see. This is the real dragon. So, the wattage is sweet, so..."
I see, I know what Nik's trying to say.
Brave Wataru is sweet. Anyway, Lynn - the black wolf who temporarily occupied our dungeon - is the one who didn't knock it down because it makes sense.
She looks human. Plus, she's a toddler. If this were the case, I wouldn't kill him all of a sudden.
I'm supposed to wait for you to wake up and tell you to negotiate. Instead, Wataru has to say it. I'll say it.
So if Igni can escape and surrender...
"... really, look at this young lady. You know the strength? I'm drunk. I'm drunk."
"Wataru would be sure,. I think Gozo, Lop, and Strawberries can tell."
I have no idea, but if Nik knows, he knows.
"Hmm, well, then Igni's not going to have to die"
"Sounds good. Then I'll go back. Kama, did you ask for it?
That's what I'm gonna tell you, and then I'm gonna leave. slapped and called to a halt.
"Come on, Itetsu... there's one element of anxiety left. It's possible that Igni will say something extra when he wakes up..."
"... ahhh... if it's a kama, why don't you manage to delude me?
"Depends. So I want to be somewhat prepared...... help me, Itetz"
"If it's for my daughter, she's stingy. What can I do for her?
"I'm releasing some silent blows. Get me a trap, it's switch-activated. And just in case..."
I had a thoughtful meeting (for the second time in a day) with Itetsu before I called the Watars.
... Not at all, things don't go as planned. Oh, boy.