Mai Kitsune Waifu

Chapter 759

"Why is a big breast not suitable for spiritual practice? Who made it?"

Zhang Meixin asked fiercely.

The first time I heard someone say that his breast size is not good, it is too unreasonable, this man must have a psychological problem!

"It's normal, you think."

Liu Yi stretched out his hand and put on a fighting posture, and then said, "Look, those who practice martial arts require physical balance. They can't overeating, just to stay in shape. You see, if a woman has too big breasts, When many moves are played, they will naturally be affected. Girl, it’s not that I don’t want to teach you, it’s because your focus is unstable!"

"Go to your sister, your heart is unstable!"

Zhang Meixin directly split her legs and crossed her legs, spreading her two thighs on both sides of the carpet, sitting on the ground.

"My old lady, I have been practicing yoga for several years. Is my body flexible enough? Is it easy to achieve balance or something?"

"Huh? Girl, you did a good job of cheating!"

Liu Yi gave her a surprised look and said.

"You cheated, your whole family cheated!"

Zhang Meixin gritted her teeth angrily, how hate this guy!It happens to be so powerful!

"My mother is not concerned with cheating, but with big breasts...no, but with immortal cultivation, okay?"

"Actually, it's not that I didn't teach you how to cultivate immortals. It's because you are too old girl."

"what did you say!"

Zhang Meixin immediately exploded when she heard this, and threw herself directly on Liu Yi's body, then pressed him on the sofa, pinching his hands on his neck.

Zhang Meixin directly forgot about such a sensitive question as she was riding on Liu Yi's waist.

Liu Yi felt the softness of Zhang Meixin's thighs and the clamping strength, while pretending to be afraid, to cooperate to satisfy Zhang Meixin's certain "abuse" pleasure.

"There is a kind, you can try it again!"

The most sensitive topic of Zhang Meixin's life is age!

She is indeed not young anymore. At the age of twenty-seven or eighty-eight, it is reasonable to say that for a beauty like her, she should have fallen in love long ago, and should even get married.

Unfortunately, because of Zhang Meixin's character, she has not been able to find a boyfriend.

It should be said that no man can stand her terrible character!

So when Liu Yi mentioned this matter, he undoubtedly poked her in sensitive areas, causing Zhang Meixin to blow her hair.

"This...I'm not saying that you are a bachelor girl..."

"Liu Yi, my old lady is fighting with you!"

Zhang Meixin went violently and bit directly on Liu Yi's neck.

"Damn, you are a vampire!"

Although being bitten by a beautiful woman is a very happy thing, if you are too excited to be bitten...maybe something beast-like thing will happen.

So Liu Yi reached out and hurriedly pushed Zhang Meixin away.

"Hmph, I won't kill you today, I will not give up!"

Zhang Meixin opened her mouth again, biting into Liu Yi's hand.

"Fuck!"

Fortunately, it was not a human physique. Although this bite was a little bit painful, it was still within Liu Yi's tolerance.At least, no bleeding.

"Damn it, how come your skin is so thick!"

Failing to bite the bleeding, Zhang Meixin was obviously unhappy.

"You treat you as a dog, and you see blood in a mouthful!"

Liu Yi couldn't laugh or cry.

"Huh, who made you provoke the old lady!"

Zhang Meixin didn't care that she was almost sticking to Liu Yi's body now. She rode Liu Yi while continuing to vent her dissatisfaction.

"You should have a deep understanding of your mistakes! Know if it is wrong to talk about a girl!"

Zhang Meixin said angrily, "Especially when this girl's age is the pain of this girl!"

"Is it?"

Liu Yi blinked his eyes and asked, "Ms. Zhang will be 20 years old this year, right? Is it so scary?"

"In your early twenties?"

Zhang Meixin's eyes seemed a little joyful, "Do I look like I am in my early twenties?"

"Huh? Isn't it?"

Liu Yi was even more surprised. "I've always been surprised. Teacher Zhang is so young that he probably didn't graduate from university... Why did you become a teacher? I thought you had a very good mind and finished your PhD at a young age. That sort of thing!"

"This... my old lady's mind is indeed very useful."

Zhang Meixin coughed a few times, and then said, "But that's not the point! The point is...The point is that mine is not in my early twenties anymore...I'm almost running for three, you know?"

"Ah Le... can't see it at all!"

Liu Yi said that he did not believe Zhang Meixin's words, "Teacher Zhang, how can you be so deceiving!"

"I really didn't lie to you... I'm twenty-seven... Can you understand the mental state of a Bensan woman? When I think of myself, I will no longer be the sister of twenty... In my heart... It's extremely uncomfortable! Ah!"

"So Teacher Zhang wants to cultivate and learn this longevity?"

"Of course, which woman doesn't want to keep her youth forever?"

Zhang Meixin said, "All women are like this. When they learn that their youth will get old, they will be afraid of it. You men don't understand. Men are more popular as they get older. And women, The older you get, the more tasteless..."

"Actually, it's not that I don't want to teach Teacher Zhang."

Liu Yi said seriously, "I really can't do it. Didn't I say that Teacher Zhang's age is not suitable, and it is not that you are running for the third time. Cultivation of immortals must start from a baby, from a young age. Build foundations and cultivate the physique for cultivating immortals. This is the same as martial arts practice, you have to start from a young age. Once you are over ten years old, it will be difficult to cultivate again, unless there are some magical opportunities."

"Then how old were you when you were practicing?"

Zhang Meixin couldn't help asking.

"Um... sixteen or seventeen years old."

Liu Yi remembers that when he started to cultivate immortals, he should have been in the second year of high school.

"Damn, didn't you say you should be less than ten years old? You think you were sixteen or seventeen when you were practicing!"

Zhang Meixin immediately pointed out the loopholes in Liu Yi's words.

"Hey, Teacher Zhang, didn't I just say that if you want to start cultivating immortals after ten years of age, unless you have an adventure. I have encountered an adventure, so I have cultivated to this level."

"Then what do you say, I don't want to grow old!"

"Birth, old age, sickness and death, this is no way."

Liu Yi tried to enlighten Zhang Meixin, "Look, apart from immortal cultivators, don't normal people have to go through birth, old age, sickness and death? Besides, Teacher Zhang, you have the gene of a god beast in your body. I dare not say anything else. You must not survive the king, but Three hundred years old is definitely no problem. You can maintain this youth for many, many years!"

"Damn, you are the bastard!"

Zhang Meixin gritted her teeth with hatred, "I don't care about it, you are riding on my mother, you must be responsible!"

Zhang Meixin became arrogant, "If I don't teach my old mother to cultivate immortals, I can't let my old mother get up from you!"

"I'll go, you are a hooligan!"

Liu Yi and his little buddies were stunned, and Zhang Meixin would ride for a while... His little buddy might really be about to rise!

Ya Chudie... don't bring such a play.

Liu Yi didn't know whether he should struggle or resist.

"Teach fast! Teach fast!"

Zhang Meixin is really like a western cowgirl, riding on Liu Yi's body, shaking in various ways.

"Damn, I really can't teach you how to cultivate immortals! But I can refine a kind of beauty pill to help you stay young forever?"

"Um... this is fine."

Zhang Meixin nodded, "I have such a good thing, don't hurry up to hand it over to my mother!"

"Damn, you think this is jelly beans, you can take it out if you want me! I have to find someone to help me refine it, and I will give it to you as soon as possible."

Liu Yixin said you treat me too much?

"Huh, it's better to hurry up, tell you, my patience is not much!"

Zhang Meixin's various queen fan, arrogant and terrible.

Liu Yi also had nothing to do with her, so he had to use a slow strategy to agree first.

However, it’s not impossible for this kind of beauty pill. Huang Jie of Yaowanggu had already talked about this with Liu Yi. In addition to Liu Yi’s health supplements, they also wanted to make a beauty. The pill is used to expand the market.

A Pill for Alluring Beauty is enough to ensure that a woman will never age!

However, if it is diluted, it can be made into tens of thousands of cosmetics. Although women who have used it can't keep youth forever, there is no problem in maintaining youthfulness for one month after using it once.

If you want to keep it, you must insist on using this cosmetic.

This idea is very good. Liu Yi and Huang Jie also reached an agreement, and both felt feasible.

It doesn't matter to take out one to make Zhang Meixin happy.

"A beauty pill guarantees you to stay young forever, so don't worry."

Liu Yi comforted Zhang Meixin.

"Hmph, as long as you are not lying to me! My mother has said that ghosts of hell, man's mouth, are things that cannot be believed in this world!"

"That's not right! Who says you can't believe a man's mouth?"

Liu Yi looked at Zhang Meixin and said, "Teacher Zhang, you are not ugly at all, do you think I can be trusted?"

"This...this..."

Zhang Meixin gave a dry cough and didn't know how to answer Liu Yi.

It seems that no matter how you answer, this is a language trap!

If Liu Yi is right, it means that what he said before was wrong.

But if what Liu Yi said is wrong...it means he is ugly...

Nima... This is really a tangled question!

"Teacher Zhang, answer me?"

Liu Yi's smile made Zhang Meixin have the urge to kill him altogether.

It's a pity that this guy has thick skin...It's too difficult to kill him!

"In short, about Zhu Yan Dan, if you dare to lie to me, you will be dead!"

Zhang Meixin warned Liu Yi, and then she had to get up from Liu Yi.

But it seemed that Zhang Meixin's legs suddenly became sore because he had been riding on Liu Yi for too long. Instead of standing up, she exclaimed, and then lay directly on Liu Yi.

Now the two people are almost stuck together, even their mouths are stuck together.

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