Mob, if I were a high school student, could I be an adventurer, too, Leah?
Episode 5 Student Four Heavenly Kings The Weakest Face And Name Can't Remember
Summer Holiday, Day 4. On that day, the whole house had been running wild since the morning.
"Mother, where's the love travel toothbrush set?"
"I don't have time, so buy a toothbrush set over there!
"Where's my electric shaver, love song?
"I don't know! You always shave with a razor! Why don't you do it again? I mean, I told you guys to get ready by yesterday!
There was a noise that there was no such thing everywhere, and I could hear the sounds of my bag tingling upstairs.
"What's so awesome ~, is this what you always do when you travel?
Lotus asked me about the noise while reading the cartoons.
I answered while packing my travel bag with clothes.
"No, it's not like this because I've always been preparing for it. This time, I suddenly had a trip because I had a sudden appointment."
It is customary for the Kitagawa family to go on an average of two to three trips each year during summer vacations.
The trip was planned and prepared more than a month before the summer vacation, so it was always smooth to go out, but the situation was slightly different this time.
Because this trip was suddenly decided the other day.
This summer, the Kitagawa family only had one trip scheduled for the second half of the summer vacation due to schedules of accommodation in the Adventurers Club.
My family was convinced that there was nothing I could do this year, but in fact, it seemed to me that I missed my bag deeply, so I quickly set up a trip when I learned that there was a vacancy in Anna's schedule for this tutorial.
Incidentally, this is the year of the Olympics in Tokyo, and since the government shifted holidays for the Olympics, it is four consecutive days from today.
I have plans for love on Saturdays and Sundays, so my father only had the chance to travel with his family this Thursday and Friday when the company was off.
"Singing ~, it's time to go! Are you ready!?
"It's over!
"Not only for you, but also for Lotus.
"I know. Lotus is finished first."
I threw a lotus bag at her.
Instead of the usual Japanese dress, Lotus received it as a contemporary fashion: a girls' t-shirt and jeans miniskirt.
Lotus is also participating in this trip.
Am I supposed to be transparent and join in the first place? That's what I said, but the whole family disagreed.
For that reason, she also borrowed clothes of love to participate.
"All right, let's go!
"Oh, wait, wait!
Stop Lotus from leaving the room when she receives the bag and put a hat on her head. Her appearance became a child everywhere with her separated beauty hidden by her hat.
The face of Lotus is widely known through Moncolo and other places.
The stereotype that cards cannot be summoned outside the Labyrinth will not make you realize that, but along with being with me, it is not necessarily the case that a reasonable person will not realize it.
That's why this hat was a necessity, even though it was a small piece of work.
Incidentally, when others ask about Lotus's relationship, they are supposed to explain it to friends of love. Well, you won't be asked, but just in case.
When you've finished locking the house, lock the front door and head for the car.
When I opened the door of the white sedan, a sauna-like enthusiasm stroked my face.
The bag in the rear seat pointed at her face.
"There you go. Now turn on the air conditioner."
I already did.
The air conditioner runs with the noise "Oops!", but the temperature in the car warmed by the summer sun doesn't go down so easily.
While everyone frowned on the heat, I noticed that my father was sitting in the passenger seat on the wipe and I wasn't scratching a sweat.
"Oh? You look strangely cool singing.... do you have magic equipment or something?
I took out an air-conditioning pendant on my chest with a bitter smile.
"Atari, this air conditioning pendant keeps you warm."
"Oniichan, cheat! Give me your love!
I'll lend you another one.
When I gave the air conditioner pendant to the love of the rear seat, the bag that saw it shouted.
"Oh, that's a nice pendant. How much did you pay?
"Um... maybe a million, maybe?
Millions!?
A wooden ghost sounded stunned in the car.
"Ha, I don't know how much adventurers I need to buy that with Pong ~"
"Oh, no... I bought this in an Alliance pack."
Ah, is that what the Alliance pack says? That means millions of dollars and millions of dollars, so it's worth it. "
"... yeah"
The little silence, but the bag was not missed.
He shines a sharp light on Girari and asks me questions.
"Malo, how many packs did you buy?
"Uhh...!
My mouth was closed, and my bag pointed to Lotus.
"Think of it as a time limit until your mother asks Lotus."
That's not good enough for you to ask...! I answered in a hurry.
"... that's a lot of them."
"Excuse me? Again, loud and clear."
"Forty!
Forty...
After the whole family was silent, eventually my father exhaled a big sigh.
"Hah ~, 40 million yen... how many times my annual income...? Don't be ridiculous to work hard."
"It's you ~ Spend a little more carefully than the money you've earned yourself."
In fact, the amount spent was ten times that amount, but I didn't want to be told anything, so I kept silent about the money.
As my parents sigh as if they were stunned, all they can say is love.
"Forty million! Wow! I wonder how many years I spent on love. I knew I'd marry an adventurer like oniichan in the future ~"
"No, stop marrying adventurers."
"That's right, love doesn't have to marry forever. Live at home forever."
Father's stupid remarks are thrown through and mother and child conversations go on.
Eh, why?
"No matter how much money you have, don't do a profession where you don't know when you're going to die. Maro is lucky to have Lotus, but other adventurers really don't have to die any time soon. Stability is important in the home. Adventurers are enough to play with."
"Phew. I can't help it, let oniichan know what you want. Milord, even if you don't look like your father, you're rich, you listen to everything you say, and you look for someone who doesn't cheat ~"
Father had a complicated face that made him happy to marry someone like his father, who was sad to be treated like a golden penguin by a love story.
"It's a little out of order. Listen to what you have to say, number two doesn't seem to have an affair, number three has money. If you go in the wrong order, you're going to have a terrible time."
"Huh? What's the difference?
I listened with concern.
The answer came from an unexpected place.
"First of all, it's important as a condition for a lover. Without these conditions in place, you can't marry someone like Mom or Love. Secondly, as a wife. Having a family doesn't last long with a cheating man. Third, as a mother. No matter how much love you have, it's hard to raise a child without money."
"Lotus, you're right."
Hah, I see... and I was impressed. My father has the same face next door.
Phew. So what about oniichan?
"There's no maro...."
and the bag placed its hand on the cheeks worried.
"Before the adventurer, I had the first and second terms, but since I started to have the money, I've had the second."
"Hey, hey, hey!
I was outraged by the way my real parents rated me.
"Dishonorable! I've never had a lover before!
It fits exactly the terms of a guy who doesn't want to cheat!... it makes me sad to say it myself!
Phew ~. Let's ask Lotus, who is with him. Actually, what do you think?
"No, I can't, this one. It's a completely carefree type. I don't think it would be the same if I could have a child, but until then, it's a pretty frustrating type."
"Whoa!!
That's what you thought!
"Malo, no. If you're a man, you need to love a woman like me."
My father said so with a clean face....
"What are you talking about? It's totally Hokkawa family blood. The only thing you didn't cheat on was that you couldn't cheat without someone. If a woman stops by like a maro, she's probably going to eat a meal while thinking it's no good."
"Father, I'm so sick...."
"Yes, I object! I'm not like Malo!
"I'm a dick too!
Cut off the ugly men's side and the women's side.
"Look, love, it's all proof of blood, right?
"The child of a frog is a frog. If the child is a frog, the parents are also frogs."
"Lotus, that means I'm a frog too... Well, no. But why did your mother marry your father? Dad, if you were on the level, there'd be others.
It was my father, not my bag, who answered the question.
"Fufufufu... that's love. Because your father protected your mother with his life."
"Eh!? What is that?!
Love brightens your eyes with a kind of romantic feeling.
"Well, to put it simply, it's a suspension bridge effect. It's just that when my mom was still a high school girl, the first Angora broke out, and I just survived the crisis with my dad. I was still young then... and my 10-year-old father looked trustworthy"
I also heard about my parents' familiarity when I was a kid, but it seems that my father used to be a tutor when he was a college student and his bag was an elementary school student.
By the time my father graduated from college, the tutor had quit, but both had their own acquaintances.
So when the bag became a high school student and became a fine gal, the first Angora happened.
At that time, humans who thought that monsters would not come out of the labyrinth were completely panicked by the sudden flood of monsters.
Though not completely defenseless, the militia were initially unable to deal adequately with the monster herd and managed to escape many monsters because of the militia improvised bases built around the labyrinth.
Especially in Tokyo, where the number of labyrinths was high, the city was flooded with people's bodies, infrastructure was completely destroyed, money was turned into paper, and thugs poured into stores.
It is the end of the century, if it is a brief representation of the situation at that time.
In the meantime, my father accidentally resumed with his former godson, Gobo, and said that he had cut off the young Gobo from the people whose people had fallen to the bottom and the thugs whose lust had maximized from their instinct to survive.
When I asked why my father, who had never had a fight, was able to protect the bag, the tangle was on the card, of course.
It was during this primary angora that the cards worked, but his father was one of the "lucky people who had the cards and came to use them by accident" - the "Summoner" at the time.
Incidentally, it seems that the card my father had was a seated child's card.
At the end of the confusion, it seems that the card ended up protecting and losing my father, but maybe that's why my father mysteriously favoured Lotus.
"Wow! My old dad was so cool! You're a complete hero! It's like a movie protagonist!
Love, the first time I heard such a story, had the same reaction as when I heard it a long time ago.
And my parents reacted with the same bitter smile of pain and suffering as they did at the time.
"Nh, I don't think you were as good as a hero.... Hanalien-chan couldn't protect herself."
"Hualien-chan, the name of your father's sitting child...?
Father shakes his head when he asks for love while watching lotus flowers.
"No, I didn't even know the naming system at the time. If I'd known, I would have named it... Hualien is an elementary school girl who was protected along the way.... I was always a bright, winning girl, and I was a lot energized."
"Really....."
It became kind of a soothing air, and silence fell into the car.
When I looked at the back mirror, I saw the side of Lotus looking outside with my cheek wand.
... flower lotus?
I've almost forgotten the familiar stories of my father and sack for years, but I named this sataki child Lotus because maybe this story was left in the corner of my head...
"Finally arrived ~"
When I was taken to the inn's room, I slept on a tatami mat with a good smell that was unique to the inn.
Looking at me like that, the bag that was packing looked stunned.
"This is ridiculous. I was just in the car."
"That's why I'm tired. I'm not tired of moving my body these days."
"Oh well, I'm kind of starting to say things like exercise. You mean you've become healthier than before."
Hey oniichan, let's go sightseeing, sightseeing.
Lotus and I looked around the room like little animals, but the love came to me and pulled my arm.
Eh ~, let's get some rest.
"No, it's only two days a night. We can only do a proper sightseeing tomorrow, and we only have three hours till dinner, so we have to move quickly! Hey, Lotus?
"That's right. Come on, I'll give you a rest."
I can't help it ~
When he woke up secretly, Father, who had appropriately changed the TV channel, looked back and said.
"Don't go too far. I don't know about the land. Lotus, please make sure you don't get lost."
"Come on, let me handle it."
"... why didn't you tell the elderly me?"
Leave the room whispering.
The inn we stayed at was built next to the clear stream, and when we exited the front entrance, we saw a large red-painted bridge with wind flow, and as we went down the hill, we quickly arrived at the tourist area lined with souvenir shops.
The city was overcrowded with people who wanted to travel instead of taking advantage of the four consecutive holidays to watch the Olympics, and it was very busy.
"Ah, singing. There's footbaths. Let's get some rest!
Lotus pointed to the end of the road, saying that she was buying souvenirs for friends of love while cooling souvenir shops everywhere.
There is a footbath next to the teahouse where tourists can relax with dumplings and tea.
I immediately felt her soul and gall and looked at her with a jito's eyes.
"You just want dumplings."
Hehe, did you find out?
Lotus laughed with her tongue out. Then love turns to the side as a matter of course.
That's good, love is in the footbath too ~
"... well, maybe I'd like to come in too."
So I bought a set of dumplings for three people and went into the footbath.
"Hee ~, feet just feel pretty good."
"My feet steam in the summer."
Speaking of which, the young man sitting next to him looked at us and shouted out loud.
"Ah, you! Kitagawa singing!"
Who is this guy? Suddenly he's throwing people away...
And when I look at you in a confused way.
"Ah, you don't remember me, do you? It's me, Takashi Sato!
………… Who the hell is that?
A tough looking young man with a huge body, forged like a fighter.
... no, seriously, I don't recognize him.
A new scam?
"You can't remember even if you say your name! It was Sato's best four in the student tournament!
"... ah! Ah! Long time no see."
So I finally remembered my opponent, and I panicked down.
Speaking of which, there you are! Eugene! Master and Anna's characters were too thick and I completely forgot.
Looking at me like that, Eugene can't help but cry.
"I'm plain compared to the three of you anyway. The internet also says," The weakest face and name of the student Four Heavenly Kings can't be remembered. "
Is that what they say? But in a way, you remember me as someone who didn't look at the commander's knife.
Best four in the student tournament, usually forgotten in a week of broadcasting.
"I mean, are you guys the only ones who keep me out of this? It's not that bad? I'm only a year older and I've graduated from high school, and I'm weak. But why don't you just ask me out? You look like this and you've been promoted to three stars. I'm trying to be plain, too. To a girl you don't know at college," Sato-san was the top four in the student tournament, right? After all, you helped me catch the houndsman with Wings, right? Awesome, I respect you! You know how I feel when I'm told with my sparkling eyes? No, if I hadn't been invited... that air that felt like "ah..." when I answered! Seriously, I can't wait to be here! After the tournament, I exchanged contacts with all four of the best, but nobody will contact me! The Holy Moon and you will respond if you contact me, but I've already read through the 17th Night Moon! The three of you were in touch, right? You know how much I hurt when I found out? That's not good! You're almost out of control! Please, ask me out!
"I'm sorry."
I couldn't help but bow my head to Mr. Eugene, who spits out a grudge with his eyes.
"Well, I didn't know that Mr. Sato wanted to participate in such a hound case....."
Eugene immediately lowered the tone.
"Oh, no, it's not like that. Maybe he refused even if he invited me. You're afraid of working with serial killers, aren't you?
"What are you doing?"
I accidentally forgot my respect.
Either you want to get involved or not.
"Even if I was invited, I probably would have refused, but I wanted you to invite me as the best four. You know, this delicate feeling."
"No, it's so annoying!
Say something like our Suzuka. That's what cute girls do, so they're allowed to do it, and even if a nasty guy like you does it, it's just Uzi!
"By the way, I've been wondering, is that your sister?
"Ah, yes. My sister and her friend."
Phew ~ nn
Eugene saw a magical, loving face and lotus flowers in a deep hat.
"... the Kitagawa is a complicated home environment."
"I'm not your stepsister! It was my real sister!
You're being rude!... people who have seen love with me think so, but come on!
That said, will Kitagawa participate in this?
"Suddenly... what is this?
This guy is tired of changing the subject... but when I tilted my neck, I also tilted my neck there.
"Oh, you don't know? It's the only adventurer I've ever told you about at this time."
"Moncolo or something?
"Hmm, you really don't know? Haven't you heard anything from the Moon of God or the 17th Night?
"So what is this?"
When I heard it with a little frustration, Eugene smiled at Nimmari.
"Hmm, do you want to know?
"... yes"
And Eugene, wow! and his face twitched.
"But I can't!! It's good that you keep me out of the crowd and only teach me this kind of time!!
Uhh, uhh...
When I twitched my eyelids, Eugene suddenly began to feel a twitch...
"But, if you're going to ask me out again, can I tell you...?
Well, that's good.
"Why!?
No, with this short exchange, I'm on a list that I don't want to get involved with anymore...
Mind you, Suzuka is full of hunger.
"It's too late to regret that you should have told me later!
Finally, Eugene threw up and ran away.
Looking at his back like that, love rattled.
"... a lot of oniichan's friends are strange."
I tried to deny it, but the faces of all the adventurers in the East-West Combination were behind my head, and I couldn't.
Looking at me like that, the weird-headed sitting boy laughed with a smile.