My Inseparable House Guests

The man outside was not the lanky man, but the old man downstairs.

Lao Zhuo, his real name is unknown, and he introduced himself as a chicken farm, so Fang Ze sometimes calls him the head of the farm.

Lao Yao seems to be less than 30 years old, but his daily life is like an old man in his 70s or 80s. Except for occasional visits to his chicken farm, he just squats at home and raises fish. Watering the flowers makes every day like Fang Ze staying home.

However, Lao Yi had a good relationship with Fang Ze. When Fang Ze first moved in, Lao Yi helped Fang Ze a lot, so occasionally he always asked Fang Ze to change the water in the fish-breeding bathtub, and Fang Ze would also take it. Spend half a day to help.

Fang Ze opened the door. Before he could speak, Lao Yao grabbed Fang Ze anxiously, "Hurry up, go down and change the water for me in the bathtub. I accidentally scalded the fish."

Lao Bo was very anxious. Fang Ze looked at the following table. There were still three hours before Hannibal left. There shouldn't be any problems with these times. But Lao Yao lived downstairs in Fang Ze and locked the door by himself. Will be safer than staying in the room.

The important thing is that a person stayed at home for five days. Except for Fang Cheng's visit, Fang Ze spent most of the time chatting with Hannibal's pervert. It was time to change his mood.

So Fang Ze asked Lao to wait a while, then locked the door of Hannibal's bedroom with the key, and then locked the door of the house, and then Lao Yi walked out.

"You look like there are beautiful women hidden in it." Lao Yao complained as he walked, "We are safe near here, look at the Xiaoyan on the opposite floor, she wears so cool and thin every day. The dots are still dangling outside, isn’t there nothing at all.”

Uh, Fang Ze watched his mouth chatteringly, acting like an old cadre, and thinking to himself, I'm not worried about the insecurity around here, but the insecurity of my home.

When I walked downstairs, Lao Nao's house happened to be opposite to Xiao Hei's house. To be precise, it was opposite to Xiao Hei's living room. There was no one like Xiao Hei who opened up the three houses alone.

Opening the door, Fang Ze and Lao Nao walked in.

If Lao Yao usually speaks only with the shadow of the elderly cadres, then his home is purely the home of the veterans, all kinds of things that feel like the last time are neatly placed in the room, but they are quite individual. of.

For example, there is a very comfortable wicker chair in the corner of the living room. Several times when Fang Ze brought a big cat, one person and one cat would sit and dangle on the wicker chair.

The old bathtub for fish farming is in the bathroom, and this big bathroom was specially changed into a place for fish farming.

Well, I didn't make a typo before. Lao Yao really raises fish in the bathtub, and it's the kind of big bathtub that allows one man and one woman to enter at the same time to unlock a special position.

The reason why I keep fish in the bathtub, I always explain that a better aquarium is too expensive, it is better to use the bathtub to change the fish. As for the bath, another bathroom is equipped with a Yuba, which is much more convenient than washing in the bathtub. Up.

The density of the fish in the bathtub is not high, there are only more than 20 fish in total, but there are quite a lot of species. Lao Boo introduced to Fang Ze there are Molong, gilt, Crane-top red, Ingot lion, and three-color Thai lion. Red Lion, short-tailed five-flowered dragon well.

However, in Fang Ze's eyes, these fish can all be classified into the same species, that is, inedible fish.

That’s right, in the eyes of laymen like Fang Ze, there are only two kinds of fish, one is edible and the other is not. Let alone Fang Ze, every time he comes, he has nothing to do with the fish inside. Interested, I didn't even look at it, but it's probably because Da Miao is a cat who is particularly afraid of water.

Above the bathtub is a transparent and large plastic storage box. Two holes are opened on the side of the storage box, one as a water outlet and the other as an overflow outlet, and then a water outlet pipe and an overflow pipe are connected.

The storage box is two-layered, and the bottom of the box is covered with five millimeters of holes.

In this way, this storage box has actually become a device for filtering water. This old hand made Fang Ze amazed at the beginning, and he thought that he was an old cadre. There is so much free time. Do it, every day just washing the filter cotton can drive him crazy.

"It's this red lion." Lao Yao pointed to the goldfish kept alone in a small box and said, "It made me confused for a while. When I got it out, I put it in hot water, and it got hot. ."

Fang Ze glanced at the red lion, who was a little white on the surface and motionless. He thoughtfully suggested to boil it with water twice, sprinkle some seasonings on it and eat it, but he didn't say what he said after all.

The main reason is that the old cadre is afraid that he will get old.

"I'm old, I'm old." Lao Yao shook his head and said, "I will never make this kind of mistake before."

Fang Ze and Lao Bo fished out the water in the bathtub together, while asking Lao Bo."Old, how old are you this year."

"It's thirty after the new year." Lao Yao shook his head and sighed.

When he was old, he almost didn't make Fang Ze vomit blood, so Fang Ze ridiculed directly, "Brother, even if you die now, you will die young. You will live a good ass in a few years."

"You don't know." The old vicissitudes of eyes looked at the fish caught in the water basin and said, "This man, he must speak irony from time to time. This is the highest sense of health."

"According to you, in the future, our first elder in China, bah, the first longevity elder must be a guy named Huang Xudong."

"Who is Huang Xudong?" Lao Yao turned his head and asked Fang Ze.

"A game commentary." Fang Ze replied casually.

"What is the game commentary? The game commentary?"

"Well, almost."

"I need an explanation to play a game?" Lao Yao couldn't figure it out, and said, "When I was a kid, I played all kinds of games by myself. It would be boring if someone told me all the hidden Easter eggs in it."

Fang Ze knew that Lao Yao confuses the game commentary of the e-sports with the commentary video, but he didn't have the energy to explain to the old cadre Lao Yao clearly, so he followed the old voice.

"At that time, there were few games and players had a lot of energy, so you could concentrate on conquering a game, but now in the fast food era, you don't have so much energy to play a game several times, so you need an introduction."

Fang Ze started joking with Lao Yao as he talked, "Old cadre, no, old cadre, you don’t have anything to do in your spare day. It’s not as good as you also do game commentary, using your old cadre’s magnetic voice and With a serious attitude, introducing you to the previous games is also a job. It is better than raising fish and chickens."