My Inseparable House Guests

People like this are good at everything. The only shortcoming that is not a shortcoming is being too serious.

Fang Ze originally wanted to make a joke, but after listening to it, after thinking about it for a long time, he nodded solemnly and said, "I'll try it later."

Fang Ze didn't care about being old, after all, it was the era of mobile games. How could anyone watch the video to introduce those ancient games with the same quality as mosaics.

While Fang Ze and Lao were fishing for the water in the bathtub, a thin and tall man was walking to his house with two police officers.

The thin and tall man's real name is Yu Yancai. His name is a bit feminine. In addition, he was bullied by his classmates because of his sissy problems when he was a child. So when he grew up, he vowed that he would never let others bully him.

Although he is not dominant against other men in size, he can't even beat some women.But as a modern person, Yu Yancai believes that IQ is the most important thing, and the key is to use the rules reasonably.

So after being beaten by Fang Ze, he thought that if he wanted revenge, he must be outsmart.

But before he thought about how to outsmart it, when he went to the 4s shop to pick up the car and came back, he found that the keyhole of his ground lock was blocked, and the broken iron slag was mixed with glue and poured into it. The upright keyhole of the ground lock.

Now, even with his key, there is no way to unlock the ground lock. I checked it on the Internet and said that unless the glue in the keyhole was slowly baked with a lighter, I had to find someone to remove the ground lock directly. Re-installed.

On this hot day, the keyhole locked on the ground with a lighter was purely performance art. Yu Yan felt that this was too stupid, so he made a plan. He turned his car glass to pieces, and then broke it. The car stopped in front of the ground lock.

After going out to buy a few bags of biscuits and fruits, Yu Yan asked the old ladies who often sat in the community to enjoy the coolness. After bribing them with biscuits and fruits, they led them to say that they saw Fang carrying a brick into the back of the community.

Then, Yu Yancai directly called the police, saying that the glass of her car parked in the yard had been smashed, and she had lost some of the money in the car.

The locks in the community are legal or illegal. Calling the police may not come back, and they may not take care of them when they come. However, car and robbery is a serious problem. It is a criminal case. So there will be two police officers soon. Came in a police car to deal with it.

After questioning the old ladies enjoying the coolness, they confirmed that they had indeed seen Fang Ze holding a brick to go to the parking lot behind the community, and then in Yan Cai’s mouth, he confirmed how much his economic loss was 10,000 yuan. , The two policemen were led by Yan Cai and came directly to Fang Ze's house.

But Fang Ze had already gone out at that time. There was only one Hannibal with earplugs in the house. Although the police knocked on the door so loudly that Hannibal could hear the sound through the earplugs, Hannibal could not go out on time. The door opened, so Yu Yancai and two policemen had to stand outside the door.

Knocking the door open with your shoulders is only a common occurrence in the play. Facing an anti-theft door, if you only use your arms, you can only knock yourself out of the position. So the two policemen mean to wait a while if Fang Ze has not returned. Go back first and wait until the next day.

But Yu Yan thought that Fang Ze was at home. He just saw that the police did not dare to open the door, so he called and asked Fang Ze's landlord for contact information, and then decisively called Fang Ze's landlord.

It happened that Fang Ze's landlord also lived nearby, and he could be there in seven or eight minutes.

At this time, Fang Ze was still wiping the moss of the bathtub with Lao Bo.

"It seems to be listening to someone smashing the door upstairs." Fang Ze vaguely heard the sound of smashing the door, because Lao Bo's house was not downstairs directly opposite him, but downstairs opposite the door, so Fang Ze did not listen. It was clear whether someone was smashing his home or his opponent, but he still felt a little uneasy.

"The kid upstairs is shooting basketball.

"There are people whom your veteran cadre can't say." Fang Ze laughed twice, and then said, "I recommend a few methods for you."

"Let's talk about it." Lao Yao stopped his work and asked.

"If you have money, you can buy a resonant speaker from a certain treasure. As long as you dare to make a noise, you can turn on the speaker. The penetrating power is absolutely good.

"how much."

"More than 300, some are cheaper, but the effect is not good."

"It's too expensive." Lao Nao shook his head, too. Lao Nao generally belongs to people who can do it on their own and absolutely don't spend money. He feels painful about the money.

"If you do it yourself, you find a small motor, nail it to the wall, and turn on the motor directly. The effect is also good." Fang Ze saw that the bathtub was almost cleaned, and then took off the rubber gloves on his hands and continued. "If you think it’s still troublesome, buy a walking stick or a cane, wrap a cotton cloth on the top, and poke the roof of the building if there is noisy upstairs. If the effect is not good, wait until they are about to sleep in the middle of the night."

"Um, this is disturbing the people." Lao Nao was a little bit unable to do anything, mainly because he was afraid that the police would cause trouble when they came to the door.

"What are you afraid of?" Fang Ze said, "Even if you report to the police upstairs, you have to have evidence. Don't do it regularly, and there is no way to record the other side. Besides, the recording cannot prove that it was your family. The police come. If you hide things before you open the door, he can still search your house."

"It's the same as fighting a tunnel war." Lao Yao said, shaking his head.

"The wicked still need evil methods. If you don't get rid of it, I will go to the door and talk about it another day. If you still don't listen to others, I will use a toothpick to block the keyhole of their house."

"You are a studying doll, it's better to be less troublesome," Lao Yao said, "Now that people are fickle, who knows what will happen."

"It's not a good idea to keep things quiet. That's how the Second World War started."

"Take it far," Lao Yao said, "but your method is still good. I will try to tie a hammer with a clothes rail and a towel next day."

Uh, veteran cadre, veteran cadre, you are not at all honest on the surface.

Fang Ze smiled, then watched Lao Yao start to put water in the bathtub.

"But having said that, everything depends on the essence. There are children upstairs, and there is no way for children to make trouble. It is the root of the problem that the builders of this terrible don't install sound insulation panels."

"Let's just live, just crawling out of the ground and not being a farmer for a few years." What else did Lao Yao say, at this time Fang Ze's cell phone suddenly rang and someone called him.