My Inseparable House Guests

Watching the aunt walk out, Fang Ze picked up a silicone doll and smashed it into Wenbo's arms without saying a word.

"Isn't it fearless, come on, please start your performance."

"Where did I know that the so-called girl would be a silicone doll." Wenbo said, squeezing the silicone doll's chest in his arms, and then said, "It feels good in the hand. It actually pays 100 yuan a night. "

Wenbo was talking, seeing Rui Ge'er and Fang Ze telling me that I want you to perform the piston movement in person, and I can't say anymore.

As soon as his eyes rolled, Wenbo saw Zhu Longlong, who was trying hard to reduce his sense of existence, and pointed to Zhu Longlong and said, "This is obviously not my pot today, it's Pippi Long's fault, he started it."

After Wenbo finished speaking, Fang Ze and Rui Ge'er turned their eyes to Zhu Longlong.

"I heard that you do not use oars for rowing."

"I heard that you don't need wind to sail."

"You said you depend on waves all your life."

The three of them looked at Zhu Longlong seriously and said, "Now that the wave is overturned, what should I do?"

"I, what." Zhu Longlong knew that this pot must be thrown out today, but who should give it to.

Yes!

Pipilong snapped his fingers and said to the three of them, "I am also a victim, I was introduced by a friend. By the way, I am looking for my friend."

Zhu Longlong said that he took out his mobile phone and started to make a call. At this time, the aunt also took a small bag of snacks, four bottles of water and four sets, and placed them on the table of four people.

"It's fun to eat." The aunt's smile bathed people's hearts like a spring breeze, but if it weren't for the fact that this aunt had a tower-like man, four people would have gone up to ask the black-hearted boss to pay me back hard-earned money.

At this time, Zhu Longlong's phone number got through, and Zhu Longlong quickly turned on the hands-free so that everyone could hear clearly.

Zhu Longlong expressed his strong dissatisfaction and protest to the hurt friend on the other end of the phone. After a long time, a slow voice came from the other end of the phone.

"Brother, you said it in front of me. If you are in trouble, you can share the blessings. I think I have no blessings to share with you recently, so this is not my brother. I was cheated a few days ago. Right, I'll bring you here to empathize with you, so as to realize the friendship between our brothers."

"After all, this pot is still yours."

"Brothers." Zhu Longlong hung up the phone, looked at the three roommates, waved his hand, and then said, "Don't say anything, I will help with the black tonight, I will be a transporter when I eat chicken, and I will be you. Bound milk."

"This is over?" Rui Ge'er looked at Zhu Longlong, and seemed not very satisfied with the compensation.He was looking forward to the cute girls all the way sitting on their laps while driving while playing games. How high is this style.But now the girl has become a silicone doll. Putting this doll on her lap while kissing and playing games is called pervert.

"What do you want me, what do you want me, the chrysanthemum is so immature, please let it go." Zhu Longlong pretended to sing poorly, and at this time a burst of music also sounded in due course.

"When did you become a man with your own bgm?" Fang Ze looked at Zhu Longlong and asked strangely.

"Yes, where did the bgm come from?" Zhu Longlong himself felt very strange, but he glanced in his hand and found out that his mobile phone rang.

Zhu Longlong hurriedly looked down at the phone and found that it was a WeChat video call request, so he put his index finger on his lips and made a silent motion to the other three.

The finger clicked on the phone to connect.

"My wife is good." Zhu Longlong saluted the screen, matching his honest and loyal appearance, which made him look very reliable at first sight.

"Okay, don't pretend." In the video, one by one, with short hair, shoulder-length and shoulder-length, looked at some boyish but beautiful girls and waved.

"Where are you now?" the girl asked.

"Report to my wife, I am exercising my nerve response ability, staying up all night and willpower in the Internet cafe, and preparing for my future sexual life."

"Is it really in an Internet cafe? Why don't I look like it." Zhu Longlong's girlfriend saw the partition wall and thought it didn't look like an Internet cafe.

"This is a private room." Zhu Longlong quickly scanned the four computers in the room with his mobile phone, proving that this is indeed an Internet cafe.

"This Internet cafe looks pretty high-end."

"It's okay." Pipilong replied modestly.

"I don't mean anything else." The girl in the video clapped her hands and said, "Just take a surprise check and see if you have overwhelmed tonight."

"I always keep in mind the teachings of my wife. Don't go to places with many women, and don't watch the pictures of men playing wrestling. Please feel free to check." Zhu Longlong looked righteous.If it weren't for four years of roommates, Fang Ze's three people would really be easily fooled by him.

But obviously Zhu Longlong's girlfriend knows Zhu Longlong better than Fang Ze.

"It's alright, don't pretend." The girl looked at Zhu Longlong with disgust, "I don't know you yet, the more you do bad things, the more serious you will be in front of me."

"Don't dare to be humble." Zhu Longlong bowed his head.

"Then you play first, what time can you get up tomorrow."

"Three or four o'clock in the afternoon, what's the matter?" Zhu Longlong felt a little bit in his heart, foreseeing that something bad would happen.

"Okay, I see, then I will book a train ticket at noon at 12 o'clock tomorrow, and arrive at Haiping around 5 o'clock. You will pick me up at the railway station then."

"No problem." Zhu Longlong agreed first, and then felt something was wrong.

Why are you coming by train suddenly?

"Wife, you have no class tomorrow?" Zhu Longlong asked.

"Yes." The short-haired girl said while lowering her head to play with her fingernails, "but my husband now needs to rely on inflatable dolls to soothe himself, if I can't do it anymore, wouldn't it be better than airplane cups in the future? Low."

Zhu Longlong just remembered that there were four silicone dolls on the ground!

When he was scanning four computers with his mobile phone just now, he also swept the silicone doll on the floor by the way.

Although Zhu Longlong's girlfriend did not distinguish the difference between an inflatable doll and a silicone doll, the purpose of both can be understood at a glance.

"Wife, listen to me to explain!" Zhu Longlong explained in tears when he was down.

"I have to explain and wait until I arrive tomorrow." The short-haired girl shook her hair and said, "Keep it in mind tomorrow and don't oversleep."

Zhu Longlong's girlfriend hung up the video call after speaking, leaving only Zhu Longlong who had a premonition that he was about to be in disaster.

"Cough cough." The other three people looked at Zhu Longlong with regretful heartbroken, and coughed together tacitly. After all, they had heard the legend of Zhu Longlong's girlfriend, who was a strange woman.

Fang Ze patted Zhu Longlong on the shoulder embarrassedly, "Brother, let's go and change."

As soon as Fang Ze's voice fell, the phone he placed on the table also rang. Fang Ze picked it up and saw that it was a penguin video request.

Remarks of the other party's Penguin, my little !