My Inseparable House Guests

Heaven is reincarnation, God spares your sister.

Fang Ze saw the video call request. In order to avoid the same tragedy as Zhu Longlong, he waved his roommate to hide the inflatable doll.

But where can I hide in such a big place?

In just a few seconds, the four suddenly burst out of unprecedented wisdom. They lifted the four small tables with computers directly together. The four of them basically hurry up close to each other back to back, and then sit on the silicone doll as a bench. Under the body.

In this case, although there is no way to completely hide the silicone doll, as long as Fang Ze does not do it by himself and shoots the phone from top to bottom, you will not be able to see the silicone doll if you just shoot it flat.

After finishing all this, Fang Ze hurriedly connected the video before Lin Xiaoxin cancelled the video request.

"Hey bang bang." Lin Xiaoxin appeared in the camera as she was eating potato chips. Fang Ze blocked all the footage with most of her body, and then waved to Lin Xiaoxin and said, "Why, I suddenly remembered Cha Gang."

"No." Lin Xiaoxin frowned and said, "I have something to tell you."

"Then I would be wrong." Fang Ze touched the back of his head and smirked.

"I don't bother to check your post, I have confidence in your looks."

"It's hitting people." In order to appear natural, Fang Ze leaned the phone against the computer screen, so that the lens would be an obliquely above, and Fang Ze's face could be seen, but the picture below could not be seen.

"Where are you?" Lin Xiaoxin saw the roommate behind Fang Ze and next to him who was pretending to play games seriously.

"Internet cafe private room, isn't this the end of the defense, so come and relax."

"All night."

"Yeah." Fang Ze nodded and said.

"Remember not to eat instant noodles at night, and see if there is a 24-hour convenience store nearby to buy some porridge to drink." Lin Xiaoxin said to Fang Ze, "Also, don't have coffee with Red Bull, drink some light tea or Milk, it’s better to have some vitamins now."

"En, I know." Fang Ze nodded quickly.

"By the way, keep warm. It's cold at night, don't be frozen."

"Don't worry, it's not once or twice. How can I have no experience."

"Your experience is that you can stay for twelve hours today, and next time you want to stay for 24 hours." Lin Xiaoxin looked at the other three roommates crowded with Fang Ze, and then whispered, "If the roommate is If you smoke, remember to open the window."

Although Lin Xiaoxin spoke quietly, the other three roommates just pretended to be playing games. There was no sound in the headset, so they heard Lin Xiaoxin's words.

The Wenbo had already torn open a pack of cigarettes. After hearing what Lin Xiaoxin said, he hesitated and stuffed half of the cigarettes back. Then he coughed twice to signal Fang Ze to end the dog food distribution activities quickly. Playing games.

After all, it was uncomfortable for four people to squeeze like this.

And the silicone doll sitting underneath, the irregular silicone cushion is under the fart, which makes people unavoidably a little fanciful.

So Fang Ze hurriedly asked, "By the way, Xiaoxin, you said you had something to tell me before, didn't you?"

"I almost forgot." Lin Xiaoxin stuffed a bite of potato chips into her mouth, then chewed it into crumbs as fast as she could, and said in a slightly vague voice while eating, "I have social practice this week, so I can't come to accompany me. is you."

"Why don't I go to find you?" Fang Ze asked.

"You don't need to come here." Lin Xiaoxin said, "I'm not at school on weekends and I have to go out with the teacher, but I don't have any classes from Monday to Wednesday this week.

Lin Xiaoxin said that she had her fingers compared to a pair of bunny ears on her head, "I will come and look for you then."

"Okay." Fang Ze nodded and agreed, and then said to Lin Xiaoxin, "I will pick you up at that time."

Although there will be guests who don’t know who they are this week,

If it is a bit dangerous, then see how to deal with it.

After talking about the business, the two said a few more words. Just when Fang Ze was about to hang up the video call, Lin Xiaoxin suddenly pointed to an object on Fang Ze's desk and asked, "That, seems to be something inappropriate for children?"

Something unsuitable for children.

Fang Ze was taken aback when he heard Lin Xiaoxin's words, and suddenly thought of it.

The condoms that the aunt of the Internet cafe gave to four people are still on the table!

Fang Ze looked in the direction of Lin Xiaoxin's fingers, and he found the condoms the aunt gave to the four of them.

Sell ​​Mapi Yo!

Just forget it if you get a silicone doll, and come with a condom!

Fang Ze broke down in a cold sweat.

When the other three roommates heard Lin Xiaoxin's words, they all straightened their bodies.

Of course, they will not be nervous about Fang Ze, they are waiting for Fang Ze to roll over, it's a good joke!

But who is Fang Ze.

An old driver whose brakes are on their feet.

I immediately turned my mind, and calmly took the small condom bag and said to Lin Xiaoxin, "This, this is a balloon, haven't you blown it when you were a kid? It's so big."

"You're bigger." Lin Xiaoxin shook her double ponytails, looked at Fang Ze and said, "Are you acting stupid as me or stupid."

"Hey, are you kidding me." Fang Ze changed his clothes and said with a mysterious expression to Lin Xiaoxin in the video, "I'm telling you, this thing is more than just what you imagined. , It can also ward off evil spirits."

"Exorcise evil?" Lin Xiaoxin looked at Fang Ze with a black line, wondering if her boyfriend was stupid because she couldn't find a good excuse, and the words of anti evil came out.

But Fang Ze didn't panic at all at this moment, took out his wallet, put the condom in his wallet, and said to Lin Xiaoxin, "Recently, I have been losing in games, so I bought a condom and put it in my wallet to ward off evil spirits. , I took it out when I told my roommate just now."

As Fang Zeze said, he typed a sentence on the computer that said condom was put in his wallet to ward off evil, clicked search, and showed Lin Xiaoxin the search page.

"Do you see for yourself, I didn't lie to you, this really has the function of warding off evil spirits."

Lin Xiaoxin glanced at the search results page casually. There really was a condom warding off evil, so she didn't care, yawned, and then said to Fang Ze, "Why are you men more superstitious than our women's cosmetics."

"Drowsy and want to sleep, you remember to sleep more after the whole night tomorrow, I will go to sleep in a while."

"Good night, baby." Fang Ze blew a kiss to Lin Xiaoxin, and Lin Xiaoxin made a kiss out of thin air, and then hung up the video.