My wife is from League of Legends

"Stinker, let's see if your mouth or my knife is faster! "The angry little princess who couldn't win the scolding picked repeatedly among dozens of small knives, and after a moment finally made up her mind to choose the widest silver knife.

"Got it? I've consulted the old eunuch about this. I've heard the bigger the blade, the more pain you feel. Satisfied? "

A smiling little princess head gave birth to a pair of illusory twin horns, the cold light reflected by the blade reflected on the girl's face is a bruise, so that the always unafraid of heaven and earth, the second son of the treasure is also a cold spine!

"Dead rabbit, don't go too far," Bao Yu saw that the dead rabbit was getting more and more serious, no longer dare to stimulate him, "don't be impulsive, put down the knife and let's talk, okay? "

"Do you think I'm joking? Not so fast, kid! How dare you insult the Princess! "The first time she thought of the brat who said she was having an affair with the eunuch, she was furious, although she didn't understand what "having an affair" meant.

"Hey, hey... what are you doing? "Bao Er's mana flowed in his body, his nervous mind ready to strike back violently at any moment.

"Huh! Is this man's stuff? "Let BaoYu how to guess, can not think of the critical moment of providence will say such words, can not help but stunned, such as falling into the clouds; I do not know whether it is simple or idiot, the little princess is even more excessive, even reached out a hand will be scared "little BaoYu" into the palm of the hand, muddled careless laugh. "Bastard, are you scared! "

"Help! "Bao Yu only felt a warmth from the vital point, stimulated by the foreign body could not help but soar up, then thought of the other side is a dead rabbit his heart immediately as if the sea, can not help but cry out in alarm.

The first time I was in the room was when I was a kid, and the second time I was in the room was when I was a kid, and the third time I was a kid. "

"How dare you, I'm not a man, how could I have this ugly thing?! "The little princess in the face of the novelty and fun of "Little Boy" is also a careless speech loss of control, but also in a moment of anger to grab a foreign body to pull, then suddenly let go, only to hear the "pop" sound, poor "Little Jewel" was forced to show its extraordinary elasticity for once.

"What? You...you're not a man," said Pao-Yü with a shock of the heart but a righteous retort under her usual preoccupation, "Yes, you're not a man, you're a eunuch. "

Not only that, the "kind-hearted" guy also enthusiastically explained to the dead eunuch: "I told you that eunuchs are also men, but they became eunuchs after they were cut with this thing, you must have been castrated since childhood, so you didn't know, alas! What a pity! "

"Nonsense! "The delicate Princess has been the winning roll, and now in order to let the brat surprised again, she can't help but make a big wrong decision - proudly will head hat off, a beautiful black hair for a moment like a waterfall pouring down completely over the heart of the treasures, "hee, hee.... ...Bastard, do you see Ben Gong......a palace maid or a eunuch? "The young girl who didn't want to finish the riddle at once promptly changed her mind into a young courtesan.

"You, you...you're a girl?! "Looked at such as cloud hair set off the charming jade face, is the nagging explanation of eunuchs and men, respectively, Bao Yu only felt the brain a shock in front of the Venus mess, God, he was a small palace maiden to play so long.

"Death... No, palace maid sister, it's my little brother's fault, now I know it's all my fault, let's shake hands and make peace! Can you let me go? "Baoyu has always been cruel to women, especially beautiful women, not to mention insulting and abusive, and he's inherently defeated by seven points in the face of a dead rabbit who suddenly becomes a beautiful girl. Who called him a dutiful pervert!

"Let you go?! You wish! "The little princess, who had turned back into a woman, still looked like a man, and her eyes, full of meaningful research, fell on the "little treasures" again, "I won't stop until I cut off this ugly thing of yours! But you're so ugly, it's a shame to cut it off! "

Khan! Sweat! Even the thick-skinned guy listening is also laughing and crying, can not imagine the world there are girls so outspoken comments on their own baby, in order to get out of safety treasures hastily to follow the tone of the girl said: "right, you said right, this is so pleasing to the eye things cut not, as you let me go, we play something else fun! "

"Let me think," said the little princess with a frown on her brow, unsure whether it was real or not, "I'll take another look at this thing, and then I'll decide whether to cut it or not! "

The voice is still there, a natural face of providence and a hand from the root of the novelty plaything in the hands of a strong squeeze, the soft elasticity can not help but make the girl excited, like a child pinch mud play as simply two hands together, fun to pinch and knead up.

"Hey, paladin-san, you can't do that! "The big pervert to see the girl even a serious play with himself, never thought he also have today's guy that heart bitter taste incomparably strong, "God! What kind of world is this? Molestation, the womanizer is scary! "

The woman lust devil on his plea to turn a deaf ear, the helpless Bao Yu rare appearance of a righteous, strong made a moral gentleman's appearance sternly reprimanded: "girl, you have not heard of what is called 'rude do not look, rude do not move'? Haven't you ever seen The Legend of the Lady? "

In the brat's righteous rebuke, the young girl playing happily couldn't help but be slightly stunned, followed by a big disdain for the righteousness of a glance, "what 'molestation' not 'molestation', never heard of! The Legend of the Condemned. I've never seen it. But I've seen "The Ranger" several times! "

Mmm! What kind of maid is this? Can a "talent" like this serve a princess? Pao-yü was at last speechless at this point, and he who could not reveal his magic could only weep with tears! What's more unexpected is that already in tears and resigned to his fate, he is still being loudly rebuked by the womanizer.

"What are you up to now, brat! Behave yourself! "The Princess of Divine Intent's words were already angry and hard at the "strange"

A slap on the plaything.

It's broken! It turned out that the greatly irritated "Little Baoyu" did not appreciate the pitiable situation of his elder brother at all, and even took the liberty to stand up proudly, shaking his head and shining red, and made a stern protest to the "tormented" little princess.

No, no, no! Go on, dear brother! The rabbit has suddenly become a woman, a beautiful woman.

"Hee, hee...fun! "The little princess leaned her head down and carefully observed the mutated "little treasures", and finally said to herself, "No wonder the eunuchs say this is a baby, and no wonder they are sad all day long. "

This is a really "strange" teenage girl, Bao Yu no longer have any words to say, can only endure complex thoughts with silence to confront, but a burst of numbness in the girl's jade hands on the lasso of the emergence of.

"So much fun, but it's getting bigger! "The little princess held the Pokémon tightly in both hands and played with it up and down, left and right, and asked with great interest, "How big can it get, and is it as thick as the old tree in the yard? "

I'm dead. I'm going to faint! It's a bit of a stretch for someone to compare their penis to a tree!

Seeing that Pao-Yü remained silent, the greatly dissatisfied little princess coquettishly said, "Humph! If you don't tell me, I'll do something about it. I'll just keep rubbing it like this and I'll understand. Oops! "

In the middle of the conversation, the lovely girl suddenly changed the subject, and pointed to the "little jade" red and shiny round head of surprise, "Look, it seems to glow, really nice, this color is also more and more red! "

The little princess's curious hand along with the words to the top of the head of the "little treasures" excited and gently fondle, warm and soft palm is sometimes light and heavy round head clip, turn, pressure, moisturize!

Help! The silent howls echo in the heart of the treasured Jade, and even more so his face is hot, he was so ravaged by the female sex devil, but also pleasure, numbness across the birth, if not for the deep power, the trembling volcano has already erupted!

"Baby, it sure is baby! "After some careful examination, the little princess withdrew her satisfied hand and made a final decision, "I decide to castrate it! "

"What?! Why? Why? No castration! " the large form of the jewel lying across the floor snapped up and loudly questioned the terrible strange beauty.

"Nothing of the sort! I like it. How's that? Giggle, giggle..." completely teased the brat and saw the long-legendary treasure, not to mention that the little princess was in a good mood, even the jade hand holding the knife became light and strong, smooth and natural!

The excited "Little Boy" was shaking his head and trembling in the wind, unaware of his impending doom.

What do we do? Do you want to move your hands? The poor second son, who is holding back his tears, is still unable to escape the cruel reality after being taken advantage of.

The first time I was in a position to do so was when I was in the middle of thinking about it, the little princess, who was very fond of the "little treasures" and was ready to take them as her personal possessions, had already made a small silver blade in the air, and the curved blade dragged out a beautiful light in the empty space, brilliant and beautiful, swift and silent, and suddenly cut down the "little treasures".

"Look at the blade! "The executioner was so cunning as to use his sword before speaking, and only when the blade was close to the skin of the "Little Jewel" did he openly warn her.

"Yikes! Help! "The silent shriek of the Little Pao-Yü trembled, and before the big brother could act, the magical Little Pao-Yü had already used its magical powers of 'Freedom of Motion', and its huge body suddenly shrank in an unimaginable way." The speed of the blade became shortened by half, dangerously close to letting the blade pass over the top of his head in a single stroke.

"I cut! "The young princess, who was in the mood to kill, didn't think that "Little Baoyu" still had such skills. The martial arts maiden's wrist shook, stopping the silver blade from going away in an impossible situation.

"Holy crap, here we go again! "The shocked little treasures did not expect the Hangman's beheading technique to be so powerful, and did not want to feel what is called "one cut", it hastily and furiously use of power, whistling a sharp shrinkage, and finally escaped the disaster of severed head!

"Hee, hee..." the petite princess blade momentum, looking incredulously at the drastically shrunken baby, cried out in excitement, "Dare! Where do you think you're going, you ugly thing? Look at the knife, I'll cut, cut, cut..."

A piece of blade light flickers and dances, the light dragged back and forth to weave a fierce and perfect curtain of light, and our poor little Baoyu is under the deadly threat of shrinking inch by inch, again and again to escape the tragic fate of "a knife cut".

"The first time I saw it, I thought it would be a good idea for me to get it out of the way. How can you not keep your word? "

The clever and swift knife light really should be sound and gone, the knife shadow suspension of the little princess with a smug light smile: "The girl to tell you two things, first, you this ugly thing is not the body is not a limb," said the little princess while using her free jade hand gently patted the poor "little silkworm beans"!

With a slight pause in her words, the beautiful girl who started playing with her little baby again righteously and loudly said, "Secondly, this girl has never listened to anyone's command, so... I behead! "

The little princess, who has no Wu De, is really cunning, and even in the midst of idle conversation, without warning, the knife again, the more pitiful is the "little treasures" in just the right girl under the ravages of a return to the heroic posture, but unfortunately not a moment of prestige, and in the little girl under the butcher's knife forced to keep nodding.

"Stop... hand! "Seeing that he was about to turn into a little silkworm again, the greatly humiliated Pao-yü was furious, and the red threads of his eyes were hidden: "Hurry up and release this gentleman, or I'll be rude! "

"You're welcome?! With you? "The little princess's bantering eyes looked up and down at the brat whose limbs were chained, and her mouth curled in great disdain, "This girl has to castrate you today, so what can you do? "

The first time I saw it, I thought it would be a good idea to have it on my face. At most, she'll promise to treat you well from now on, okay? "

Chapter 94 - Springtime at the Palace (4)

The first time I was in the room was when I was in the room with my wife, who was in the room with me.

"Huh? "The smile on the face of the petite princess who said change was instantly replaced by anger, a greatly dissatisfied hateful voice: "Stinker, toast, don't think my girl can't do anything! "

The first time I saw you, I was in the middle of a big game, and I was in the middle of a big game, and I was in the middle of a big game. "

The little princess, who was not in a hurry, watched the ugly thing grow bigger and bigger between her hands, and even surpassed the initial majesty, which made her happy.

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