Netooku Otoko no Tanoshii Isekai Boueki (WN)

Episode 75: The Other World Is the Scent of Aliens

But well, you can't actually get married or anything.

I'm only an alien, no matter how I get up.

This is what I'm talking about.

"International marriage is kind of a hurdle-high thing to say, even if there's love, real problems, lots of problems." What a high hurdle to jump over a situation at your leisure.

- No, we may not be talking about a dimension like hurdles anymore.

Yes. An alien.

Kind of a similar-looking species from an extraterrestrial planet.

It used to be something that black company seniors used to squeak about.

"Ayase, there's a disorientation in marriage, not everyone can live a good marriage. Women can be mothers if they have children because they have motherhood. But that's not how men do it. Do you think you can be a father right away because you had a child? You think? That's sweet. That's a little hope. Man, you can't be a father unless you try so hard to be fair to it."

… and.

No, it wasn't, it wasn't this. It was this way.

"Ayase, you're married. I'm not doing it with eagles and you. Well, whatever if we're alone all the time. Basically, the connection between home and home is marriage. Now some people say that's not what it used to be... That's only a hopeful observation or how lucky I was... So, it's a big mistake if you think you can decide whatever you want, whether it's a ceremony or a new home. When I realized I lived with my daughter-in-law at her parents' house, things could happen for granted!

… and.

Well... I mean, this senior ended up arresting me without success, but it's not easy to get married anyway.

I'm not bringing any money with me, and what can I tell my parents in the first place? On the other side of the world (this way) - albeit open-air merchants - they do what seems to be a job, but in Japan they are the same neonite.

Uh, Zillow, you and Rebecca ran into each other in different worlds, etc., and you're going to do some taming with the two of them at the wedding?

No, wait, Mr. Rebecca doesn't crook in the mirror in the first place, so you can't wait to come say hello to us! I'll be a local wife in the literal sense of the word!

That's why, in the end, I clouded my tea by just saying let me think.

'Cause you will.

This is a different world, a world farther than I ever dreamed. I'm familiar with doing business, but it's also true that it's a distant foreign country after all. I don't feel enough to completely bury a bone in this land yet.

So it can't be easy to say when you get married.

Hmm? What about slaves?

Slavery is fine. Deanna was originally a princess, so you can go back to the country, and Marina can have Rebecca pick it up.

Of course, I'm not going to let them go at all. - No, but life is something I don't know what direction to go.

So much so that Neat, who is just doing an online auction, starts to imitate merchants in different worlds.

More than anything else, simple and clear reasons.

I'm only 21, and most importantly, I'm dotted, so I want to play more because of it.

I can't think of a marriage or anything yet.

You weren't much of a marriage aspiration... originally...

"Right...... That was just too steep. But think about it."

Mr. Sherrow, it still seemed like a shame somewhere, but well, we just need to get to know each other a little better and warm up. I think.

"Yes. If you go a lot better and have proper ground...... right. Not yet."

"The ground... From what I can tell, it looks like you're already doing fine. You're still young. You might want to see how far you can go."

"Yes.... so, do me a favor, actually"

And I cut it out.

I was going to tell you this story.

"Actually. It's a sudden favor, but I'd like Mr. Sherrow to be an advisor to the Knights. This time, I got to do the Knights from the beginning, but naturally I don't have the know-how. So I would love to ask Mr. Sherrow, who was vice president of a large mercenary regiment, for guidance. Of course, I'll pay you, and I'll help you get rid of the monsters here, and I won't need demon crystals."

"Advisor? I only know about combat, okay? Rebecca alone knows enough?

"Yeah. Of course I'm comfortable having Mr. Rebecca, but still, Mr. Rebecca is the only one with experience... And I want Mr. Sherrow to keep up with my own training. I mean, to tell you the truth, if Mr. Sherrow is here, it's best that he's simply comfortable with a lot of other things. Whatever the Knights say, it's only a bunch of amateur girls at best... Except, of course, Mr. Rebecca."

My main job is to train people, advice, and when I'm in trouble "Doctor! Please!".

Not much different from the yakuza of advisors in black companies, but I'm sure that's what the job title "advisor" is for. Maybe.

Usually even without a job like this, I have to! I can rely so much on it when I do.

"In short, as a combat force...? Then it's true - I don't know what to say to myself, but there won't be anybody stronger than me alone in this place. I've lived in hiding for a long time. I'm probably blunt on my arm... There's only one person here with a bone around the time of human twitching. Then it might be a good idea to break out for a while. That's enough to say about the Knights, about hunting the Bandits, right?

"... right. … sooner or later"

Speaking of which, Mr. Hetty said.

During his time as a mercenary, Mr. Sherrow was told that he was a battle freak monster or something...

Blah, I didn't plan on doing a bandit hunt......

At best, we can all do a friendly mushroom hunt or a herb hunt! That's all I felt.

At Hunters Guild, I feel like I've heard somewhere that some of them are like using commas like that as jobs for Beginners. Lie to me - I'm talking to you!

But anyway, now I've got an appointment to get Mr. Sherrow to help me, too.

Mr. Sherrow was the deputy head of one of the leading mercenary regiments in the Empire.

If it can be hired as a caution stick, it is more talented than this. Of course, if you were just going to act as a merchant in Eliche, Deanna and Marina alone would have managed, but if you were going to do the Knights and expand your business... then you were the one who wanted to keep scouting ahead of everyone else.

Well, even the Knights are like playing half the time, but play really makes it fun because we do everything we can.

However, the "monster exorcism" of Mr. Sherrow's job is a job that doesn't allow him to be completely away from home (you can be away, but it seems NG to leave Eliche without saying anything), so he needs to leave someone to deal with when a monster springs up.

That's why if you're going to have Mr. Sherrow and Mr. Rebecca join you, you need to make sure that you leave some (to the extent that you can exorcise monsters) of your crew as a monster exorcist. Then, we have to train a crew who can fight monsters quickly as they can reach them - so.

Mm-hmm. From now on, the monsters have to try to make us fight as much as possible. If you don't go through that, your movements are a little tricky and dangerous. If you get used to it, you'll be able to deal with it without a problem if it's like a skeleton.

By the way, they both came on the occasion of Eliche's 50th anniversary festival, but that's when they bothered to leave someone they knew at home to come together.

After that, I finished my favor with Mr. Sherrow, and it was just the right opportunity, so we all got together to do a commemorative shoot.

I don't know how many times we've had a chance to get together.

Me, Deanna, Marina, Mr. Rebecca, Mr. Sherrow, Olica, Etowa, Elepi. These eight are early members of the Knights.

It's the name of the squad.

Deanna, sitting next to me and peeking at the screen, asked me, looking at the digital camera image I had just taken and thinking, "If I p this to the post office, there might be a little riot..."

"Your husband. Are these eight men going to play the Knights?

"Hmm? Right. For now. Well, actually, there's also the help of the store, the Knights, the employees..."

When I answered without losing sight of the photograph, the genius board came up. I was surprised because I hadn't really seen it lately, but apparently it popped up because the itinerary that led you to it went on.

”Try registering your clan 1/2”

What is this? Clan? That's a word I've never heard of.

Besides, I'm on my way one itinerary at some point...

Guiding you, when you achieve it and when the itinerary progresses, the genius board floats, but when a new one comes out, it's unresponsive for some reason. I only wish you would let me know when I get out new.

From now on, try to check every day as much as possible......

"Deanna, I'm leading you out, you know what 'clan' is?

"Is this a new guide? Congratulations."

"Yeah, so you know what a clan is?

"Uh, clan... clan...? I feel like I've heard of it... what was it..."

"I see, you mean a word you don't know from the countryside"

"Your husband is disrespectful. But there's also no ingredient that I regret but can deny. Ugh..."

"But when Deanna doesn't know..." Ma, look. I had business going to the temple anyway, and if you ask the clergyman, "

"... Cleric?

Yabe. I thought you called me a cleric.

I've been calling you a cleric all my life in my brain, so accidentally......

"What do you call a cleric," Cleric "? Your husband?

"No, I didn't call you"

"So what do you mean?

I don't care what you say. Hey, hey! That's hard to say. Mislead appropriately.

"In our industry, young, cute elves are meant to be called properly."

"... clerics shouldn't be old enough to say humans are young, Ked"

"It is our view that there is no problem at all because it looks arr"

"It's us."

"A good man."

"I'm an elf, too, but I've never been called properly."

"Deanna is a white elf. Even a princess can do it."

"What?"

"White Elves......"

"What is it? What is it? Oh, I hope you don't touch my ears......! Oh, no..."

"Oh......, softer than I imagined...... This has to be reported to the Society......! I didn't know that" Elf ear softness is as good as Konyak warmed to human skin ", which was considered common sense in the Society, would be overshadowed..."

"Nah, I don't know what that means, but it feels kind of obscene! Oh, and don't touch your ears so easily..."

"Hehe, he says effortlessly...... How much patience we have had in touching this...... Come on, now this is Mount Tenroku......! Whoa, whoa, give me the courage!

"Your husband went crazy! This... this, this can't start in the daytime, you see, everybody's watching. Ma, Marina, don't look at me. Help... Oh, your husband... no... What are you going to do with your face close like that......, huh? Bite, bite, bite, bite!

Her face turned bright red, and Deanna ran away.

Phew. You misled me well......

No, I also feel more like I've deepened my scratches, but I'm sure it's my fault...

Black Elves and Marina are looking at you with white eyes, but it must be because I envied you. I'll rip his ears off later...

The sun went down and we had a fun party.

There's booze in there, and I think I want to get some sleep today, but I'll have to produce it by the end of the day just for the crew solicitation posters.

Tomorrow, when I go to the temple, I'll ask the clergyman to paste it.