Chapter 526 - 268: I’m Already 21! With Spiritual Qi Revival, If Not Evil Cultivator, Then What?
"Huh?"
Hua Jiaojiao was first startled, then reacted by clenching her fist and swiftly waving it, "Alright!"
"This plan is great, really great!"
However, before she could get too excited, Xiaowang’s voice came again, "The last half day, we’ll go to nearby attractions to take a company photo."
Photo taking?
And it’s a company photo?
The livestream viewers exchanged puzzled looks.
"Isn’t that useless? I remember when I graduated from undergrad, I didn’t even take a graduation photo, and now you want me to take a company photo?"
"Yeah, even though my undergrad classmates and I were just so-so friends, I didn’t bother with that, so why should I bother with a bunch of strangers?"
"Forget it, let’s skip this. I think those earlier ideas are already great, take this out, and it would be a perfect team-building plan!"
"I must say, what is team building really? I’ve learned something today, and in a bit, I’ll pretend to casually share this video in our company’s group chat, hehe."
"..."
Hua Jiaojiao lowered her voice, "I have no problem with going to attractions, but isn’t a company photo a bit old-fashioned?"
On the other end of the line, Xiaowang calmly said, "After the photo is taken, each of us will receive a photo where only you look enhanced, and everyone else looks ugly."
What the hell!
The livestream instantly burst into chaos.
"No way, how does his brain work like that? We’re all human, why is he so excellent?"
"Lady Nuwa, please open your eyes and see. We are all your creations, so why is there such a big difference?"
"Sob sob sob, now I understand the importance of talent. Here I am waking up at 4:30 to memorize jokes, while abstract players easily handle it with a flick."
"..."
It can be said that Xiaowang’s team-building plan was absolutely brilliant!
The reactions from the livestream viewers showed it clearly.
Hua Jiaojiao was also very satisfied with this plan, except some details needed tweaking!
For instance, when it comes to President Li, it shouldn’t be too obvious.
After all, bluntly suggesting watching his quarrel documentary with his wife and attending his son’s wedding banquet is too deliberate.
It’s not that being deliberate is bad, but she still has to continue working at this company, so things should be handled discreetly.
She needs to hurry back to work things out with Xiaowang and find a suitable excuse to make intentional appear unintentional!
The more she thought about it, the more excited Hua Jiaojiao became, now wishing she could return to the company immediately.
Before parting, she expressed endless gratitude to the Patriarch, saying she would definitely come back to repay her vow after the team-building ends.
Ning An listened, merely smiled faintly, then made a gesture inviting her to go.
Whether the wishing incense burners come or not, it’s all the same to him.
They are responsible for burning incense and making wishes, the system is responsible for granting them, and he benefits from the system rewards, truly a win-win-win situation!
Whether the incense burners return or not, compared to the system rewards, it’s not that important.
Once the day ended, Ning An went back to his room to cultivate.
However, while he was cultivating, the internet was shocked and in an uproar due to an official announcement.
[Announcement:
Dragon Country plans to start a Daoist Magic Experimental Class early next month in the Lu and Yu Region, intending to enroll three hundred and sixty students...]
Wow!
As soon as this announcement was released, there was no need to look at the rest of the content; all the netizens went crazy.
"Wait, is my mom hiding something from us? Why does this announcement seem more and more off the older I get?"
"Do you guys remember, half a year ago, the Lu and Yu Region published cultivation rank levels? But everyone ignored it back then."
"I remember now, everyone thought it was a joke back then, all laughing it off, and now...what the?!"
"Oh my god, what is going on here? Can any official member come out and explain what this is all about?"
"This is like a war breaking out, everything’s fine, then suddenly one morning you’re taught how to wear a bulletproof vest and recognize mines, there’s definitely something being hidden from me!"
"It’s like this! Usually when mom asks whether I prefer a brother or a sister, that means she’s pregnant!"
...
While the netizens were getting excited.
Another official video hit the trending topics.
This video was released by the Lu and Yu authorities.
Clicking on the video, what appeared first was an old man with white hair.
Perhaps it was a trick of the light, but the video seemed hazy as if a layer of mist obstructed something incomprehensible.
The old man smiled faintly at the camera, then walked into a courtyard.
Inside the courtyard rested a stone table.
With just one glance, you could tell how heavy it was, surely around eight hundred kilograms.
The stone table was large and unwieldy, but the old man approached, patted it, and then grasped it with one hand, lifting it forcefully—the hefty stone rose from the ground instantly.
Bam!
After ten counts, the large stone table was set down with a thud, causing the ground to tremble lightly.
"The next item please," the old man turned and spoke to a point the camera couldn’t capture.
Then a timer appeared in the video.
The dial was reset to zero at a spacious spot, meant for measuring speed.
With a swoosh, the old man dashed off, and even through the screen, one could perceive the whooshing wind; the scenery on both sides receded rapidly.
...
"What the heck is this?!"
The livestream viewers stood up directly, in awe at the timer’s data.
Less than three seconds for a hundred meters!
Is he even human?!
However, the subsequent clip left all the viewers even more astounded.