Chapter 525 - 267: President Li, Do You Need Help Calling the Police Here? (2)
The live chat exploded instantly.
"Great, great, great! Such an ’oops’. I’m your boss, notify finance, and tell them not to let him come in tomorrow, hahaha."
"You know, this plan is truly extraordinary. Who wouldn’t want to see this kind of drama from their boss? It’s perfect!"
"Brother Sect Leader, can you ask what this company’s name is? I’m willing to pay just to participate in their team-building activities!"
"Me too, me too. I want to be part of this kind of team-building. Love it, love it."
"..."
Without waiting for the viewers to urge her, Hua Jiaojiao was already impatient to know the next segment, and asked eagerly, "So what’s the next segment?"
Xiaowang sighed, "The next segment is pretty ordinary, it’s just eating and drinking, and maybe a little drinking too."
The entire live stream room became still instantly!
Eating and drinking?
Could it be a buffet?!
Viewers couldn’t believe their eyes as they looked at the live stream; you’re calling having a meal the next segment!
This is simply tarnishing the name of team-building!
Going hiking to visit a down-and-out client and watching a documentary about the boss’s couple’s quarrels was the pinnacle of their team-building experiences!
Whether from a physical or psychological perspective, it didn’t create any resistance, and everyone was even happy to participate with not a single complaint.
But everyone’s dopamine was hyped up, and then the next segment just turned into eating...
It’s not that this is bad, but compared to the previous two amazingly brilliant segments, it’s too mundane, too banal!
Everyone in the live stream had an expression of lethargy, just feeling a bit empty inside.
"What? A buffet? Did I hear wrongly?"
"This idea is a bit too ordinary, even going to karaoke might be better."
"No way! Going with a few friends to karaoke is fine, but a company team-building event with a bunch of people you barely know in a karaoke setting is just not comfortable."
Just in a moment, a barrage of comments floated across the live stream.
From a certain perspective, eating and drinking aren’t really an issue.
After all, climbing mountains in the morning, seeing a down-and-out client, and watching a documentary about the boss fighting with his wife in the afternoon.
The whole day was quite fun.
But compared to the extreme dopamine release in the morning and afternoon, eating and drinking seemed a bit dull.
For the gossip lovers, gossip is way more important than eating.
"Xiaowang, the idea of eating and drinking this way is quite nice, but..."
Hua Jiaojiao also felt the same and organized her words to raise it gently.
Just then, from the other end of the phone, Xiaowang sighed, "Going to drink at President Li’s son’s wedding, heard that his ex-girlfriend might crash the wedding."
Hua Jiaojiao suddenly looked up, "Really?! Where did you hear that from?"
Xiaowang hesitated for a moment, then made up his mind, "His ex-girlfriend also caused a scene at the company, and I had to handle it. That’s when I accidentally added a contact."
Hearing this, the live stream audience burst into laughter.
"Oops again, such oops, this guy has so many oopses."
"President Li is really unpopular in the company, huh? Every team-building project is targeting President Li."
"I’m dying of laughter, this guy is a real talent, constantly targeting the upper management to take advantage, but hey, I like it!"
"Gossip with wine, the more you drink, the more you get. Speaking of which, I’m packing my bags to join this company right away."
"You better sit down, do you even know which company it is, rushing over like this?"
"Hehe, a bunch of low-lifes. If they don’t tell you, can’t you find out yourself? Screenshot and use AI to recognize faces, compare with online info, the search results come up directly, come on."
"..."
Not only the viewers in the stream but Hua Jiaojiao was also insanely tempted.
President Li, although very capable in business, was quite untrustworthy.
Even though he had a girlfriend and was about to get married, he was flirting with young girls in the company all the time.
It’s not like he hasn’t harassed her at work, and it’s definitely not just once or twice.
He’s the type with a stable home front while playing around outside.
"Good! This is good, this is really good!"
With such team-building segments, it doesn’t matter if her boss attends or even if the King of Heaven himself comes, she must arrange it!
"Not bad, not bad, who would have thought you’d make such an impressive move!"
"Excellent! This team-building plan is fantastic, but the specifics still need some tweaks. We’ll discuss it in detail when I’m back."
Reflecting on the team-building plans Xiaowang mentioned earlier, Hua Jiaojiao couldn’t help but praise them.
These team-building plans, she doesn’t even need to think about it, as long as they’re placed in the company, no one could resist such temptation.
But she still had to make slight adjustments.
After all, it’s still a workplace where she needs to get along.
If she submits this version of the team-building plan, she’d definitely be on the way out.
Listening to the voice on the phone, Xiaowang seemed a bit anxious and called out quickly:
"Sis, don’t rush, I haven’t finished yet."
Walt?!
The phrase "I haven’t finished" indeed left the viewers in confusion.
Not finished?
That means he has more genius team-building plans like this?!
"My god! If this isn’t genius, what is? Compared to him, everyone else is just trash!"
"I often look down on you because I’m too abstract, but now, I feel like this guy is the true master of abstraction."
"I thought those three genius plans were already his limit, but now I deeply realize the difference between ordinary and genius."
...
Even Ning An, who was sipping tea on the side, felt quite emotional at this moment.
The system’s approach is truly wild!
He had been listening there for quite a while, and each team-building plan was beyond his expectations.
But each abstract team-building plan even made his heart flutter, let alone employees poisoned by the company for years!
Talent indeed!
Afraid that Hua Jiaojiao might hang up, Xiaowang continued to add: "On the afternoon of the second day, we all go karaoke and have fun."
Upon hearing this plan, Hua Jiaojiao frowned slightly: "Karaoke? Xiaowang, you joined last time too, and it included this activity. Did you see anyone enjoying themselves last time?"
Even live stream viewers expressed doubt.
"A bunch of people barely familiar squeezing into a tiny space, you can’t even relax there, even if it’s not karaoke."
"Yeah, for someone like me, an introvert, I would avoid such team-building plans that force you to squeeze together. I really don’t want to be stuck with people I don’t know well, let alone have to showcase myself."
"Even extroverts wouldn’t enjoy this scenario, would they? A bunch of people singing, the leader sings first, then everyone claps, the leader sings a few more, what’s the point?"
"Right! Last time in my company’s team-build, there was also a karaoke session and I was just about to sing my favorite song, but some jerk switched it on me!!"
"..."
As everyone said, Hua Jiaojiao worried about the same thing.
For company team-building, the leaders have to be entertained first, but you also can’t bore the colleagues too much, making team-building plans especially challenging.
But Xiaowang slightly smiled and pulled out a document: "This time we have karaoke management and penalty policies to ensure fun!"
"Penalty policies?"
Hua Jiaojiao looked perplexed, what’s this about, she’s never heard of it.
Xiaowang opened the document and explained: "According to the karaoke penalty policy, any of the following occurrences will result in a $1000 fine!"
"Oh right, sis, I sent it to you, open it up and take a look."
Hua Jiaojiao quickly opened the app, clicked on the chat with Xiaowang, and then opened the document, her mouth forming an O shape in surprise.
"Cutting off someone else’s song for no reason, fine $1000;
Singing over someone else’s song, fine $1000;
Pinning your own song, fine $1000;
Arbitrarily jumping in while someone else is singing, fine $1000;
Picking more than two songs at once, fine $1000;
Holding the microphone for over four minutes, fine $1000;
...
Damn!"
Xiaowang was pleased with Hua Jiaojiao’s reaction and continued to add, "And if you don’t applaud after someone finishes singing, you’ll be fined $1000 too!"