Ning An's Wild Wish System

"Brother Sect Leader confidently asked: Is it male or female?"

Someone awkwardly replied: "Male."

"This is killing me, four dogs went past, finally managed to call Brother Sect Leader confidently this time, didn’t expect to lose so thoroughly."

"Thought it was a randy dog, didn’t expect it to be a dog that likes the same sex."

"I just looked it up, when dogs are in heat, the concept of male or female doesn’t exist, being male or female doesn’t matter, getting in or not doesn’t matter, what matters is what’s down there."

"I’m dying of laughter, I can’t take it."

"I also looked it up, a dog is a dog, a Border Collie is a Border Collie, with a Border Collie’s intelligence, shouldn’t be this serious even when in heat?"

"Who knows, let’s see what the experts say."

"..."

Upon hearing Cheng Jialei’s reply, Ning An gave a wry smile, then fell silent.

Just that sentence earlier, his dignity was totally lost today!

But beside him, Elder Wang was staring at the Border Collie, not paying attention to anything else.

After about a tea’s time, Elder Wang looked up and said to Cheng Jialei: "I know what’s wrong with your dog."

Cheng Jialei curiously asked: "Uncle, tell me, what’s wrong with my dog."

Saying that, he handed over a pack of soft ones.

However, this time it’s not just one, but a whole pack.

After all, having someone help you look at your dog, without charging, he can’t let it go lightly!

Previously handing one cigarette at a time was because each dog was troubling him, handing it over, he could smoke directly.

Now that the problem with the last dog is identified, naturally can’t just hand one, handing over a full pack is only polite.

Elder Wang didn’t refuse, but didn’t immediately reveal the reason, speaking hesitantly:

"Kid, tell Uncle, are your parents still around?"

Cheng Jialei was puzzled by the question, but still replied: "Both are, they’re healthy, just flew to Sanya the other day for a trip."

Elder Wang nodded, continuing to ask: "Judging by your attire and lifestyle, doesn’t seem like an ordinary person, career going well?"

This time, not only was Cheng Jialei puzzled, even the audience online felt uneasy.

"What does the old man mean, why does this feel so ominous?"

"Asking about parents first then career, something’s off here."

"It’s like in the hospital, when diagnosed with late-stage cancer, the doctor smiles and says it’s okay, subtly asking what you want to eat and do."

"..."

With his scalp tingling, Cheng Jialei said stiffly: "Uncle, don’t worry, my career is going well, thriving."

"That’s good, that’s good."

Upon hearing this, Elder Wang breathed a sigh of relief.

"That’s good?"

Cheng Jialei suddenly felt a foreboding sense, urgently asked: "Uncle, what do you mean by ’that’s good’?"

Elder Wang smacked his lips, looked at the Border Collie, saying complicatedly:

"Your wife went out, had an affair with another man."

"What?"

Cheng Jialei was stunned, standing still.

His mind went blank, but the live-stream viewers saw it clearly.

"Guys, look, the Border Collie froze! See its guilty look!"

"It’s no joke, the Border Collie really understands human language, felt guilty upon hearing that!"

"Wow! First time seeing a guilty expression on a dog’s face!"

"It definitely understood! It turned away, avoiding Elder’s gaze constantly!!!"

"Border Collie: Bro, please stop talking, begging you, there’s no need to ruin me."

"Now I understand why asking about parents and career first, if parents not around, career not going well, a potential murder case!"

"If you’re cheating, be careful, don’t keep a Border Collie, see how things turned out now."

"..."

Cheng Jialei felt like he’d been struck by lightning, incredulously looking at the guilty-eyed Border Collie, swallowing hard, throat moving but still parched:

"Uncle, can’t be, no..."

"Your wife took it out, then her lover bought it delicious food, so it got along well with that young man."

Elder Wang explained further: "Moreover, based on your description, this dog didn’t meet once or twice, otherwise it wouldn’t be completely uninterested in females, only liking males."

"You must know, a dog’s specific behavior is trained, once or twice wouldn’t do it, only long-term, extensive training would result in a specific action."

With that, Elder Wang pointed at the squatting Border Collie: "Look, the lad beside you is silent now."

Glancing at the Border Collie, Cheng Jialei felt collapsed, his throat completely tasted of blood.

He dazedly said: "So, I’ve been cuckolded."

Elder Wang nodded, then sighed: "I’m just a dog watcher, I got it right, based on my experience, this likely wasn’t a one-time thing, my condolences."

Wow!

The live-stream instantly filled with layers of "condolences" comments.

"To be fair, Uncle speaks directly, says what needs to be said, so fast that people don’t even react."

"Such things should be quick, not slow, cutting through quickly is the way."

"Yes, rather than slow torture, better to be straightforward."

"I feel sorry for the dude, probably being cuckolded not once or twice, who knows how many times."

"From my experience training my puppy to shake hands, it took a month, averaging training four to five times daily, you do the math..."