Ning An's Wild Wish System

"Even if the Border Collie is smart enough to halve the training commands, it still feels like the Qingqing Great Prairie, sigh."

"..."

Cheng Jialei just stood there motionless, and no one could tell what he was thinking.

Just when Ning An was worried and couldn’t help but want to comfort him, Cheng Jialei lifted his head and gave a bright smile, "Thank you, Uncle, for looking after the dog for so long."

Then he took out a stack of red bills from his wallet and approached Elder Wang with sincerity:

"Uncle, you must accept this."

This time, Elder Wang didn’t refuse, silently accepting the money handed to him.

Seeing Elder Wang accept the money, Cheng Jialei looked at Ning An, smiling radiantly, "Brother Sect Leader, if there’s nothing else, I’ll take my leave."

Before Ning An could say anything, he was already waving goodbye with a smile, then he stuffed the Border Collie into the dog crate, and loaded all the dog crates onto the pickup truck.

After finishing all this, he sat in the driver’s seat and waved again with a smile:

"Brother Sect Leader, bye bye."

"Uncle, bye bye."

Without waiting for the two to respond, he stepped on the gas pedal.

The roaring engine was pushed to its maximum power, black smoke billowing as the pickup truck sped down the mountain like a wild dog off its leash.

"Don’t worry."

As if seeing through Ning An’s concern, Elder Wang comforted, "He’s just momentarily down, it’s normal, nothing to worry about."

"He has parents, a respectable job, at most he’ll go home, have a big argument, and then get a divorce, it’s no big deal."

Ning An was puzzled, "He looked more serious than just that, didn’t he?"

"Not at all."

Elder Wang hoisted his carrying pole, stepped out the gate of the Daoist Temple, and smiled, "Rest assured, I’ve been through life, nothing will happen."

Then, he waved goodbye to Ning An, "Next time you want something to eat, remember to tell your auntie, I’ll bring more. Look at your fridge, if I didn’t bring you food, it’d be empty."

As Elder Wang’s figure faded into the distance, Ning An still hadn’t snapped out of it.

No wonder the system panel said no payment was needed; it was this painful to pay emotionally!

In two lifetimes, he’s never even been married, let alone had a partner.

This kind of pain, he couldn’t understand it, but he could feel it in his heart.

The live stream viewers also sighed.

"I never thought someone so respectable, well-off, with such a good job, would end up like this."

"What can you do? As the saying goes, marry a virtuous wife. But you never know if a wife is virtuous, nowadays people are too good at pretending, like spies."

"Sigh, it’s a damn phobia of marriage."

"Hey, buddy, don’t be afraid of marriage. If you find the right one, get married quickly; don’t worry, you won’t encounter this kind of issue."

"Why is it you again?"

"I’m serious, buddy! You definitely won’t face this issue, so if you meet the right one, marry quickly. Trust me, you won’t regret it."

"What? Your attitude changed so fast, I can’t handle it."

"What’s there to handle? Buddy, I’m telling you, if you’re dead broke, and a girl still likes you, it’s definitely because she likes you for you. How could she possibly betray you?"

"Screw you! You scumbag, give me your address, I’ll come deal with you!"

"..."

The lively atmosphere in the live stream finally pushed away a bit of the sadness.

Ning An returned to the Daoist Temple, seeing that there were no incense burners at the moment, he decided to start a live audio chat.

The live stream viewers noticed and got excited.

"Whoa! Brother Sect Leader is finally starting a live chat again? It’s been so long, I’ve been waiting!"

"Yeah, although every time there’s a wish from an incense burner during the livestream, it’s interesting, it lacks interaction. Live chat is great!"

"Last time, Brother Lao Tuo came up with such wild ideas during the chat, let’s see who’ll crack this time!"

"Hey, you don’t have to join, right? Fine, I will! Brother Sect Leader’s got real skills, a bunch of cowards."

"..."

Looking at the livestream, Ning An didn’t immediately choose to start a chat.

Instead, he pretended not to look at the screen. Just when the viewers weren’t prepared, in a move as swift as lightning, he tapped to start a chat.

Ning An knew too well how mischievous the stream’s viewers could be.

To avoid their pranks, Ning An went all out.

And just as the stream’s viewers realized it, they were instantly triggered.

"Brother Sect Leader, what do you mean by this? Guarding against thieves?"

"We’re your die-hard fans, die-hard fans, you understand? Die-hard!"

"It’s so heartbreaking, Brother Sect Leader treats us like we’re thieves, it’s too sad. So, can the next chat be with me?"

"..."

Before listening to the viewers’ outcries, Ning An had already connected successfully.

Before everyone could react, an ear-piercing scream was heard from the other end.

"Is that my hair?"

Ning An frowned, about to end the chat, when he was recognized.

"Brother Sect Leader! Is that you, is that you!"

The background music was too loud, so his yelling was very loud, deafening.

Ning An frowned, "Hello, where are you? Why is it so noisy?"

"It’s at Granny Wang’s matchmaking event! Brother Sect Leader, let me show you!"

The host on the other end grabbed the live streaming gear and broadcasted around.

Directly at Granny Wang’s matchmaking event, the place was crowded, bustling with people.

Numerous people were excited, raising their hands, wanting to go to the center of the antique-style stage.

"Granny Wang’s matchmaking?"

Looking at the scene, Ning An just felt the atmosphere was too crazy and not quite suitable for him.

But the viewers in the stream, their eyes were glued to the screen.

"Whoa! It’s actually Granny Wang. Didn’t she say she’s taking a break for a few days? Why is she out again?"

"Ahh, Granny Wang, I need a partner, I need a partner, quick, bless me with one!"

"I’ve been single for my whole life, very resilient, just give me a partner so I can experience the pain of love."

"Wah wah wah, give me a partner, I’d even be willing if I win the lottery for a million!"

"..."

The host on the other end excitedly said, "Brother Sect Leader, I really didn’t expect to connect with you. If I knew, I’d have prepared noise-canceling headphones."

Saying this, he turned the camera around, "Brother Sect Leader, look, the ones with heavy cameras are the local journalists, and those with streaming gear are fellow hype chasers."

As he turned the camera, it indeed revealed a paradise of cameras around him.

Countless people aimed at the stage, fiercely searching for the best angle.

After all, whether it’s journalists or streamers, they thrive on such hype.

"Unimaginable."

Seeing the grand scene, Ning An just found it unbelievable.

After all, in his perception, people from the Dragon Country were modest and reserved.

Events as wildly extreme as Granny Wang’s matchmaking are indeed rare in the Dragon Country.

"Brother Sect Leader, are you connecting with me because you want to find a match too?"

The host on the other end turned his gaze, instantly bringing up a spicy topic.

Young Daoist from Yonghe Palace, finding a match on Granny Wang’s matchmaking stage...

Goodness me!

He didn’t even dare to imagine, what kind of internet storm would those few keywords together stir up online!

It’s not just an explosion; an explosion damages only a region. That’s not enough.

It should be like the Three-Body People’s arrival!

Before Ning An could speak, the livestream viewers couldn’t hold back.

Especially the female viewers, they rushed into his stream, angrily retorting back.

"Screw you! Even if no one wants you, Brother Sect Leader is wanted, don’t corrupt our Brother Sect Leader!"

"Exactly, those flirty women outside might have something dirty on them, don’t mooch off our Brother Sect Leader!"

"If Brother Sect Leader needs a girlfriend, aren’t we enough? Why look for those outside hussies?"

"I’m a traditional girl, as long as Brother Sect Leader is willing, I’m willing to be his concubine."