Chapter 168: Mammary Show!
The Celibate Monk violently face-slapped himself with his massive grey palm!
Never in his multi-million lives had he ever met a mortal creature this plain, stupid, and utterly brain-damaged!
"How?! How on earth are you going to weaken my holy unkillable divine body by doing absolutely nothing?!" the monk roared out in pure, extreme frustration!
Kaizen’s devilish smirk stretched across his handsome face like a sinister predator!
"Like this!"
Snap!
He loudly snapped his fingers in the air!
Instantly, out of nowhere, three shadow clones flashed with super fast speed toward Hina’s side, and the other three shadow clones flashed directly to Sera’s side!
"Huh?! What the absolute hell?!"
Both of the hot girls became completely, massively confused by this sudden, rapid ninja movement!
"Boys, show this crusty old monk exactly what he was missing out on his whole entire virgin life!"
Kaizen laughed out with loud, shameless, evil villain energy!
The two poor girls didn’t have any time to understand his dirty words at all, and they definitely didn’t have any extra seconds to think much!
Because right after Kaizen’s legendary command, two clones on each side simply reached out their sweaty, muscular hands, grabbed the front edges of Hina’s and Sera’s tight tactical crop tops... and violently pulled them straight down to their waists!
Sprang~! Boing~ boing~!
Four massive, completely exposed, glistening, top-tier anime breasts instantly bounced out into the open dungeon air with absolute, majestic recoil sound effects!
Spreeee~!
Instantly, seeing four heavenly, massive bouncing balloons directly for the very first time in his multi-century virgin life...
The Celibate Monk violently sprayed a massive river of thick red blood straight out from his two wide nose holes like a broken water hose!
"What the absolute fuck?!"
"What the freaking, unholy hell are you doing?!"
Both Hina and Sera turned nuclear volcano red as hell!
Their entire faces, necks, and stomachs were completely burning up from extreme, unbelievable shame!
This shameless, trashy guy had just completely exposed their secret, top-tier private body parts right out in the open dungeon!
And right in front of... of... an old celibate virgin monk enemy!
And... and... in front of a whole bunch of muscular, handsome, sweaty hot daddy clones!
Kaizen looked at the two hyper-blushing girls, his sinister handsome smirk growing even wider.
"Look at him right now, ladies!"
The two girls quickly covered their huge bouncing breasts with their hands, looking over at the boss.
"What the actual hell?!"
Both girls were instantly filled with total, supreme surprise!
The Celibate Monk was staring at them with wide, trembling, bloodshot eyes!
For the very first time since the fight started, his arrogant, furious face was completely gone, replaced with extreme, pathetic embarrassment and a super weird, super horny expression!
Even though he quickly slammed his big grey palm over his nose to stop it, heavy streams of red nosebleed were still violently leaking and spraying out through his grey fingers like a fountain!
"What on earth is happening right now?!"
Hina asked with total, massive confusion in her trembling voice!
She couldn’t understand this absurd situation at all inside her head!
Nothing! Absolutely nothing had happened to this monstrous guy’s body earlier!
Even after two high-tier D-rankers and one powerful C-ranker had used their full-power ultimate skills on him, not a single scratch appeared on his grey skin!
And now, a random Rank-F trash guy comes into the room, casually shows some exposed bouncing boobies, and the invincible boss instantly becomes like a weak mess like this?!
How on earth was this even logically possible in any dungeon system?!
Feeling extremely satisfied with the hot girls’ shocked reactions, Kaizen slowly raised his finger and continued to explain his deep main-character knowledge!
"No physical or magical attacks of any proportion would ever work on his body at all!"
"Even if an S-rank or legendary SS-rank hunter came here to fight him, their attacks would just bounce off like small rubber toys!"
Kaizen sneered with absolute, wicked arrogance before revealing the ultimate secret strategy!
"Because this old bastard had prayed to his dark demon god for millions of long years while remaining a pure, untouched celibate virgin!"
"That was his absolute cheat boon!"
"To remain 100% physically invincible against all damage for as long as he stays a pure celibate!"
Kaizen raised his index finger and pointed directly up at the hovering yellow text of the boss name!
Both Hina and Sera’s wide golden eyes instantly widened to the absolute maximum limit!
The glowing, floating boss title above the old man’s bald head was violently flickering like a broken electric bulb!
The ancient system letters were glitching out, rapidly changing back and forth from one dark title to another right before their very eyes!
"So what do you think actually happens when a super strict, million-year celibate monk sees absolute heaven-defying top-tier boobies for the very first time in his entire virgin life?"
Kaizen asked with a wicked, ultra-arrogant main-character grin.
CLICK!
Hina’s fast-thinking academy brain finally clicked in her mind!
The actual secret clue had been right in front of their noses the whole entire time!
How on earth could she have been so unbelievably clumsy and blind not to notice it earlier?!
The very title of this whole hellish dungeon raid itself was the ultimate spoiler hint!
"C-Corrupted..."
Hina absentmindedly whispered out from her soft pink lips, her jaw completely dropping open in sheer shock.
"The celibate monk... he becomes totally corrupted!"
That was the official, true name written on the system, The Corrupted Monk’s dungeon!
She quickly looked up at Kaizen with a whole brand-new glowing light shining deep inside her golden eyes!
"H-How?! How on earth do you know all of this super secret game lore?!" she stuttered in complete, utter awe!
Kaizen looked down at her pretty, blushing face, a deep, nostalgic, reminiscent smile slowly spreading across his handsome lips.
He was quietly remembering those crazy, golden old days in his past life... those intense days where he played this entire fantasy world he was currently living in as a trashy, low-budget, 18+ porn game!
A super degenerate game he had originally downloaded onto his computer for one single reason only—pure gooning!
Imagine that crazy reality!
He literally just wanted to see hot naked anime babes, unlock dirty gallery scenes, and violently cuck pathetic NPC boyfriends and useless weak husbands all day long!
Who could have ever guessed that all those useless gooner hours spent staring at pixels would turn him into an invincible god-tier main character now?!
BOOOOOOM—!
But suddenly, a brand-new, terrifying foe made its violent move in the game. A new dungeon boss!
Back in those insane game days, he spent hours and hours of precious time trying to beat this boss!
Dying over and over again, over a hundred times, and absolutely no normal strategy was working at all!
Remember, he came to play this 18+ game strictly to goon, not to rage quit like a salty tryhard!
He didn’t even want to fight that stupid monk monster in the first place!
He just wanted to goon and look at hot babes!
So naturally, the super frustrated gamer Kaizen simply decided to just ignore the boss and goon right there on the spot!
He simply bend down Hina chan and began to recklessly ploughing Hina’s soft body right in front of the boss battle arena!
And THAT!
That single, shameless, hyper-horny accident revealed the grand secret of the universe!
The monk saw the extreme degenerate action, his celibate mind broke into tiny pieces, his holy invincibility shield completely shattered down to zero, and the absolute truth of the game mechanic was unlocked forever!
Kaizen slowly closed his handsome eyes, nodding his head with ultimate, supreme self-confidence.
"Because I am just super smart like that, baby! But listen up... this single booby reveal trick isn’t gonna be enough to beat him completely!"
"Huh?! Why on earth not?!" both of the hot girls shouted out at the exact same time, their wide eyes full of total panic!
"He will get totally tolerant to this softcore shit super quickly!"
Kaizen explained like a master pro gamer.
"Once his virgin brain has already seen one normal spicy scene, that exact same scene cannot be used to corrupt him ever again!"
"His resistance bar goes up!"
Sera’s face went ultra-red as she shyly clutched her exposed crop top to her chest, her voice trembling.
"T-Then what on earth are we supposed to do now?!"
Kaizen snapped his fingers and smirked deviously!
"We need to rapidly change the view and upgrade to heavy 18+ action right now!"
Just right like he said those words... the Celibate Monk violently shook his bald grey head side to side, wiping the thick red nosebleed off his mouth!
He slowly looked back up at the trio, his glowing red eyes glaring with extreme, murderous hatred!
"You fucking mammary-showing whores dare to tempt my divine holy soul?!"
He was very, very angry now!
His dark invincibility aura instantly changed into a violent, pitch-black demonic shockwave that shattered the concrete ground under his feet!