Chapter 167: Shadow clones!
"Hey, wouldn’t it be way better to have more people to fight against him right now? Shall I go heal the others over there?"
Sera asked a very reasonable and logical question, wiping the sweat from her forehead.
But Kaizen casually shook his head side to side.
"Nop! Having them lying down completely unconscious is actually much better for us!"
"Huh?!"
Both of the hot girls were instantly, totally flabberghasted by his crazy statement!
How on earth could that possibly be better at all?!
Having more people meant having more hands and feet to beat up this arrogant old monk!
That too, Kaito was a proper C-ranker and Leo was a high D-ranker!
Meanwhile, both of these girls were just D-rankers, and Kaizen was literally just an F-rank trash in the official status registry.
At least, that is what both of the girls currently knew in their minds!
So strictly from their humble perspective... Kaizen was acting like a total, absolute madman right now!
"Y-You actually have a brilliant tactical plan, right...?"
Hina confusedly asked with trembling eyes, clutching her hands together.
He looked down at her pretty face and gave her a warm, super smooth smile.
"Of course, honey, there is definitely one! This amazing husband of yours wouldn’t come all the way here if there wasn’t a 100% win rate plan, right?"
"Y-Yes..."
Hina shyly looked away, her face turning hot red as she felt extremely stupid inside her brain for ever daring to question the endless wisdom of her handsome new husband!
Sera instantly raised her eyebrow so high it almost flew off her forehead!
’Husband?! Wait a minute, when the hell did they become husband and wife?!’
Her brain went into a massive, frantic tailspin!
This shameless degenerate con man had literally ploughed her inner walls into molten lava just five minutes ago in that dusty hallway!
And now he had already gotten completely bored of her athletic body and moved on to claiming Hina as his legal wife?!
A strange, burning sensation of intense jealousy and anger suddenly welled up deep inside her tight chest!
Suddenly, the new handsome husband turned his face and looked directly at Sera right as she was having those deep jealous thoughts!
His devilish, crazy handsome smirk appeared again!
"Don’t worry so much, my athletic beauty."
"My ultimate grand plan is actually building a massive, top-tier harem!"
"Do you want to be inside it too? Just say a simple yes to your master!"
The handsome man smiled with absolute, shameless confidence!
Sera’s entire face went instant nuclear red!
How on earth did this perverted guy just read her exact inner mind like an open book?!
She genuinely thought for a microsecond that he possessed some secret high-rank mind-reading skill!
But in her heart, she obviously knew that wasn’t it at all, he was just a master level degenerate who could read a woman’s body language like a pro!
Yeah, no. First one was right.
"T-That... Shut the hell up right now!"
Sera shrieked in total embarrassment, her heart hammering like crazy inside her chest!
"Who on earth would ever want to be inside a pathetic trash harem like yours?!"
She violently turned her head away, her ponytail swinging sassily while her steaming hot cheeks completely gave away her true feelings!
Kaizen chuckled out loud with total amusement!
He obviously wouldn’t be standing right here in this dangerous boss room with zero plans at all!
Well, okay, to be 100% honest, he would definitely try to save these hot girls at least even if he had no plan!
But would Kaizen ever try to save those useless male teammates by risking and losing his own precious life?!
Never in a million years! Absolute zero chance!
Because Kaizen obviously knew this Celibate Monk’s secret, game-breaking weakness!
Back when he was grinding hours and hours inside the game world, dying hundreds of times over and over again, he had frustratingly tried every single normal strategy until he randomly tried one ridiculous, unholy trick!
And it actually worked like a absolute miracle!
And for that exact secret trick to work perfectly right now, he specifically needed these two hot girls by his side!
And having their jealous, annoying boyfriends waking up and watching the show?
That would be a very, very bad idea for his harem plan!
Through all of this silly long talking, the virgin incel monk was getting extremely bored and immensely angry inside his cold heart!
He raised his long grey arms high up in the dusty air, his ugly red eyes flashing with total impatience!
"If you foolish bratty teenagers are finally done saying your endless emotional goodbyes, then let us quickly continue to your painful execution!"
He was just simply way too bored of watching this shameless flirting show in front of his holy face!
Kaizen slowly looked back up at the towering boss with a very shocked, fake realization on his handsome face.
"Oh yeah! I completely forgot that the virgin crusty incel monk was still standing right there! My bad, my bad!"
POP! POP! POP!
A massive, terrifying fat vein popped right out from the monk’s bald grey forehead, looking like it was about to explode into bloody pieces from pure anger!
Kaizen didn’t give a damn about his boiling rage at all.
He casually raised two fingers in front of his chest and yelled out with loud main-character energy!
"Shadow Clones spell!"
POOF! POOF! POOF! POOF! POOF! POOF!
Six giant times, thick white smoke clouds exploded all over the stone floor of the dark cathedral room!
And when the heavy white smoke finally vanished into thin air... six identical, ridiculously handsome Kaizens stood in a neat line.
Crackling their knuckle joints side to side at the exact same time with scary smirks!
"What the absolute hell?!" Sera shrieked out, her mouth dropping so wide it almost touched the dusty ground!
"H-How on earth is this even possible?!" Hina stuttered in complete disbelief, clutching her face with her shaking hands!
Both of the hot girls were utterly, totally flabberghasted to the maximum limit!
They had absolutely zero idea that this Rank-F trash degenerate actually possessed high-tier, legendary skills like this insane clone spell!
It was just way too random and out of nowhere!
Not even Hina, who had already spent long intimate hours getting her mind and body unlocked by him, knew that he held such crazy secret techniques up his sleeve!
But suddenly!
As Hina’s eyes gazed deeply at the six shadow clones standing right in front of her... she realized they were 100% identical!
And since they were completely identical in every single physical way... that meant they were identical in every single measurement, right?!
Gulp~!
A giant gulp of saliva went straight down Hina’s delicate throat!
’O-Oh my god... how would it feel if all six of them were to... to...’
Her wild innocent mind completely trailed off into maximum degenerate overdrive!
She was uncontrollably wondering and imagining what it would be like to have six sweaty, ultra-muscular, insanely naughty perverts taking turns all over her soft body at the exact same time!
Kaizen suddenly turned his handsome head back, locking eyes with her red face and giving her an absolute sinister, devilish main-character smirk!
It was almost like he knew her dirtiest inner thoughts!
She instantly looked away super quickly, her entire neck and ears turning exploding volcano red!
Seeing this circus performance, the Celibate Monk burst out into a loud, mocking laugh that shook the ancient ceiling dust!
"HA HA HA! Is this what you call your ultimate secret weapon?! To weaken me?! More pathetic numbers?! More numbers of the exact same weak, low-rank person?!"
The monk sneered with absolute, undisputed contempt, crossing his grey withered arms over his chest.
In his arrogant mind, this young master boy was just very, very stupid!
What on earth could six extra flies possibly do to change the outcome against a divine, unkillable god like him?!
Kaizen gave a quick shake of his handsome head side to side, pointing his finger casually at the boss.
"Nop! They aren’t created for fighting you at all, old man. I am the only main character fighting you here!"
The Celibate Monk tilted his bald grey head in total, massive confusion.
"Then why on earth did you summon six useless copies of yourself?!"
"Well, they are the ones that are actually gonna weaken your holy defence completely."
Kaizen sneered with a devilish, unholy smirk.
"Just to give the real me a perfect golden window to smash your ugly ass virgin cheeks into bloody powder!"
?!
The monk’s red glowing eyes trembled violently inside their hollow sockets!
Wait a minute!
Just a single minute ago, he had mockingly asked if these clones were his big secret plan to weaken him, and this trash guy had flat out told him no!
And now, out of absolute nowhere, he is directly saying they ARE here to weaken him?!
What kind of ridiculous, upside-down logic was coming out of this young man’s mouth?!
There was definitely something deeply, terribly wrong inside this trash boy’s brain!
The monk was 100% sure in his heart...
’This foolish mortal... maybe he is actually retarded?!’
But what monk doesn’t know is that, Kaizen wanted these two girls, as well as his clones for a perfect picture perfect baptism that will make the monk more clappable!