"Did that happen... ha"

The Marquis back at the Mansion told me what happened in today's training in the talking room.

I heard an amazing noise from the royal palace, or I could see it shaking violently, but I didn't know that was happening.

I've heard that women are more stressful than men, but it's true.

"But your friends in Lord Inota are strong. The Kingsguard Corps is an elite corps selected from every corps in our country, but I didn't expect to make half of that corps incapable of combat."

The Marquis is impressed, but I was too ashamed to show my face.

To comfort me like that, Mr. Eliza stroking my head.

"I have nothing to worry about. Even if they did, it wasn't the piglets' fault."

"Yes, but they're all my friends."

"It won't be caused by a piglet. I don't care that much."

That said, it didn't clear my mind.

Would you have stopped me if I'd been there?

(... in which case I can't help but say)

I mocked myself with my heart.

More than that, what do we do now?

The three seem cautious in their own rooms for a while, but even when they come out, they feel like they're going to have another problem.

(Uh-huh, I don't know how I'm gonna grow up...)

I wondered if there was anything for the three of us. [M]

(Eh, Mai's favorite thing to do was to eat, because she eats like a player in a big food tournament, so I was wondering why she went in so much, Vertebra said she likes to take pictures and stuff. You surprised me with an unexpectedly active hobby. Yue did say something about Huado. It's interesting like fresh flowers, so I was invited to try it too. ~)

As I recall, we didn't have a single thing in common.

Whatever I did, it bothered my head.

"What's bothering me so much that that poor face makes me look weird? Piglets?"

Eliza looked at me worried and asked me.

Yes. Let's ask Eliza of the same sex here.

"Mr. Eliza, can I ask you something?

"I wonder what?

"Do you know what women like?

"Favorite stuff? I wonder if it's stylish or sweet."

It's stylish, I'm not interested, and it's sweet... oh, yeah.

"With that said, I thought you had promised Mai"

After that, I completely forgot because there was so much going on.

Yes, sweets.

In this world, when it comes to sweets, it's just fruit.

So let's make a treat for the three of us here and make it a little stressful.

If you think so, act.

I've asked Eliza to use the kitchen several times, so I know how to use it.

By the way, the Marquis made the cookware by telling me about the cookware in my world.

At first, they wondered what they were going to use it for, but when they found it useful to teach them how to use it, Eliza asked the Marquis to mass produce it.

"All right, let's go shopping tomorrow"

"? Do something?

"Yes, I'm going to make something to fix the mood for the three of us"

"So you're going to the market tomorrow"

"Yes, I intend to"

"Piglet, the city is early in the morning. Piglets are weak in the morning, okay?

When they say that, they shrink.

Ever since I came to this mansion, Eliza has always woken me up in the morning.

Don't let me ramble you up like Mai, she'll wake you up gently shaking your body.

There's too much of a gap between you and me, and this is how I stick something up my chest.

I can't say what to say about this.

But my chest gets dusty.

"Uh, uh, I thought I'd go to the city after I woke up..."

"If you don't get there early in the morning, you won't get any good stuff."

"Oh, right"

"You have no choice. I'll wake you up and go with you to the carriage. Be grateful."

"What, is it good?

"Instead, tell me what it is that you make. So I don't owe you anything."

"Yes, I understand. That's enough."

No, thank God.

This will make tomorrow's shopping okay.

The next morning.

Yusa, Yusa Yusa.

Someone is shaking my body. [M]

(Who would that be? Even though Mai makes it more abusive)

Mai will flat out play flying body press if I don't wake up.

If you take that blow, you get up on the boulder, but at that point, Mai pushes her body.

He was pressed against his body and was about to wake up in the most sensitive part of the man.

Tell the boulders to go away to stop waking them up with flying body presses.

"Yeah, a future child will wake you up like this, so you should build up some resistance and put it away."

"The future is still ahead of us, right?

"But... someday you'll be able to.... with me."

The last one whispered, so it didn't sound good, but I'll educate you not to wake me up like this in the future when you have kids.

Even as I think back, my body shakes.

I was shaken, so my head began to snap.

When I opened my eyes, it was Eliza who was there.

"Wake up?

"... yes"

"If you wake up, wake up and get out of bed. I can't believe you can't do this without telling me."

"... excuse me"

Shake your head and wake up with a little lingering drowsiness.

"Look, wipe your face with this. Then you'll look a little prettier."

Wipe your face with the towel that Eliza gave you.

Because it is a thick towel that is reasonably warm and slightly damp, it also saves washing your face.

"Look, I've got some clothes for you, so get dressed for this."

When Miss Eliza slapped her hand, the servants came to me with clothes.

But those clothes aren't the uniforms that always come, they're the men's clothes in this world.

"Uh, how did you always do with the clothes you wear?

"You're an idiot. Piglet, if you were dressed prominently on top of being made of such a rare fabric, you wouldn't be shopping. I don't even know that, piglet."

"Oh, well, I forgot"

Ever since I came to this world, I've never cared because it's always a uniform except when I go to bed, but the fabric used in the uniform should be difficult to make in this world, so it would stand out.

"I totally forgot"

"Even that empty head seemed to understand. Look, tell me when you get dressed."

That's what Mr. Eliza says and leaves the room.

But the servants remain.

"" We can help you ""

"Kay, here it is!

At this age, getting dressed while someone helps me is embarrassing to the boulders.

So get the servants out there.

When I tried it on, it was a fabric that was surprisingly nice to touch.

See if there is anything strange about your appearance.

"... okay, that's good"

Conn, conn.

"Piglet, are you ready?

"Yes, I'll go now"

When I left the room, Eliza waited with her hands on her hips.

"Oh, that was surprisingly quick. Piglets are stupid, so I thought it would take a little longer."

"Excuse me. I'm sorry to keep you waiting"

Keep your head down.

"Piglet, you're a man too, aren't you? A man doesn't bow his head easily. If I knew someone who was lowering his head like that, it would be my character."

"Yes, I understand"

"Great. I don't know how much the piglets will buy, so I'll take the carriage. Nice."

"Yes, please"

"Well, let's go."

Take the lead, Mr. Eliza, and walk out.

The servants behind me are whispering something.

"Looks like spring's finally here for the lady."

"Yeah, my husband seems to like it, and most importantly, it's a good thing he's not mad at the lady's words"

"I can't believe any lord has ever been angry with the way the lady said it, but Inota is not angry at all"

"My husband will love it."

I can't hear you very well, but I'm hearing something about spring.

(Spring is over, we're about to be in the early summer, though?

I wonder what that means?

"Piglet, come quickly."

"Yes, sir"

I follow Eliza, get to where the carriage is parked, and get in the carriage.

The servants drop us off and we head to the market.

Me on my way to the market with Mr. Eliza.

The market isn't big enough for a carriage to pass, so get off at the carriage stop closest to the market and head to the market.

"It's still time for the morning sun to come out or not, but the market's already open."

Everyone sells their products while spreading them and putting them on top of them, as well as arranging them on shelves and voicing their prestige.

I've never been to the market before, but the market is so vibrant.

When it comes to shopping, I've never been to a market or anything because I do it in a supermarket or department store.

So it feels very fresh.

"Piglet, if you're confused, you're gonna bump into me."

"Yes, sir"

Eliza tells me I'm in a hurry to follow her.

"So, have you decided to buy today?

"Yes, I'm writing on this paper"

In the morning, I thought I might fall asleep and forget, so I wrote it down on the paper in advance.

"Hey, let me see that paper."

Without my understanding, Eliza takes the paper.

"... what are you writing about this?

I wrote it in Japanese because I intended to see it. [M]

You can't read this one, can you? Some foreigners have difficulty deciphering Japanese in the world, and I have to translate it.

"Yeah, it says flour, milk, a few fruits and beef."

"What does it say after the first?

"It's a heap. Ca ta ma li"

"A chunk, how big is that?

I showed the approximate size with my hands.

Eliza seems to have figured out how big it is.

"Yes, is there anything else? The piglets are forgetful, so stop saying there was one after shopping."

"No more"

"Yes, then."

Mr. Eliza patted his fingers.

Then, from somewhere, the people with a strong face gathered together.

(Yeah, yeah, we all have scratches on our faces and arms, but here, scared. Yes!

Could it be that you thought you were a wealthy house man from the clothes you were wearing, and you came to get grace?

Or are you forced to take off the clothes you're wearing and even wrap them around?

Whatever it is, I don't know what these people are going to do, but I have to protect Mr. Eliza.

I tried to get out in front of Eliza.

"" "Are you calling? Lady" "

The people surrounding us all bowed their heads to Mr. Eliza.

What? Yep. ⁉

"I'm sorry I smelled like sweat at work, but I need you to come and get all the stuff written on this paper."

Eliza showed one of the men the paper on the shopping list.

"? How many words is this?

"It's written in the language of Piglet Country."

Eliza points at me, so everyone looks at me.

From the other side, I may just be looking at it normally, but from what I can tell, I'm in the mood for it.

"Cohon, lady, do you know what that means?

"In the meantime, please buy me some beef, fresh fruit, milk and powder, and don't put any color on the gold"

"" "I got caught. Lady!" "

That's what I said, they were all scattered on all sides. I missed that. [M]

"What, are you confused?

"Yes, no, the..."

There were many things I wanted to say, but I decided to ask what I wanted to hear the most.

"Mr. Eliza, have you ever been to this market?

"Yeah, because I buy ingredients here. So I got to know those bad galas."

"Oh, really?... so now I'm about to normally listen to you, but Eliza goes to the market and shops awesome ⁉"

"That's right. Of course I can cook as much as a lady can. It's more ridiculous if you can't. Because you cook, it's important to focus on the ingredients. You can't be a lady if you can't go to the market and see the ingredients."

"Normally, even if a lady cooks, I don't think she'll look at ingredients?

"And I do."

"You're arguing!

Unexpectedly, I penetrated.

"Well, you better be able to cook,"

I don't know Mr. Vertebra, but Yue can cook Chinese, but not other dishes.

I can make my own ramen from soup to noodles and utensils, but for some reason I can't make eyeballs.

Be sure to burn it black.

He said that if he made it stronger because he didn't think he had enough firepower, this is what happened.

Mai is out of the question.

Whatever, I'm bad enough to tell my aunt not to stand in the kitchen.

There used to be a time when you made me chocolate on Valentine's Day. A bite passed out on the spot.

He was transported to the hospital and admitted to hospital for two days.

Later, I asked him what he put in the chocolate and he doubted his ears.

"Eh, it would be orange in chocolate, raw cream, bananas, later knocked all the food you like"

"... all of it?

"Yeah, I put it all in a pan, melted it, put it in the fridge and chilled it"

When I heard that, I swore I would never eat Mai's food again.

By the way, my favorite foods are pizza, lasagna and Marvo Spring Rain.

I remember what Mai did to me because I remembered the old days.

(There was a lot going on, that and this, and the hardest part was that two years ago?

When I'm stuck thinking, I'm accidentally slapped gently on the shoulder.

"What are you doing? I've come to the market, so I'll keep shopping."

"What, but didn't you just ask those people?

"That's it, this is it. Let's go, piglet."

Mr. Eliza pulls my arm.

Other than that, it is pulled forcefully. The figure is like a little devil wielding her lover.

I was taken by Eliza to cool down various stores in the market.

I haven't had breakfast yet, but I can eat in this market, so I decided to eat there.

Where they could eat, they sold everything from seafood to mountain food in outdoor stores.

Since Eliza has been here many times, she knows which store is delicious, so she bought breakfast at that store.

I bought breakfast for myself, but Eliza said she would still buy it, so I went to the outdoor store. I looked around, trying to eat with my hips down somewhere, and an outdoor shop went into my eyes.

It was the fish that was sold there.

Fish are immersed in water in clear glass like a raw animal.

Even so, there's one fish in that glass.

But it's pretty big. You'll have about two of my heights. [M]

More than that, it caught my eye because it looked just like tuna.

"What kind of fish is this?

"This is it. This is Oil Tooner. It's a demon. Customers."

"Can you eat this demon?

"Oh,... I can eat, but you better stop this guy."

"Why not?

"This guy has a hard time eating because he's greasy. If I eat a slice, I say I'm done."

"Oh, yeah."

It's called a tuna, isn't it?

It means it's greasy, so is it like a big troll all over your body? I don't know if I should try it.

"Can we dismantle this place?

"I can, but you're buying this fish? It's time to stop. This fish is a guy who squeezes oil and throws it away later."

"Wouldn't oil fall out if I put the fire through?

"Instead, you get a raw odor. So, nobody eats. Exquisite, a demon that only helps to squeeze oil. This guy."

"How much? This fish."

"Hey, were you listening to me? He says it's tight to eat."

"Hey, I just want to eat a slice because I'm interested, but I'll pay for it, of course"

The Marquis gave me about a hundred pieces of gold when he said the idea fee for the Demon Bullet | (tentative).

So paying for it is not a problem.

"Ha, he's a curious customer. If you want to buy one of these, you can have one silver coin, including the cost of demolition."

"If it were this size, wouldn't it be too cheap?

"It's fine. When I caught this fish, I only thought about making money if it sold and squeezing oil if it didn't."

"Really? Then it's a piece of silver."

In advance, I had exchanged gold coins for silver coins, so I immediately sent out a piece of silver coin.

"Every time, wait. Because I'm going to dismantle it now."

The opener began to dismantle the fish that was in the shellfish with tamos and placed it on the shellfish.

He cut his belly with a knife and quickly lowered three pieces to grate as he gutted out.

This meat contained a stunning sashimi.

Look, I thought it was a big troll.

"Oh, excuse me. Don't throw away your head and skin."

"Skin too. Weird customer."

That said, he gave me three pieces of grated body, and a skin and head.

"Excuse me. Can you lend me that knife? And a plank."

"Oh, good."

The open-air merchant cleaned the wet slab with blood and lent it to me.

I wrapped my arms around it and began to dismantle the head.

"Sure, if you do this here..."

I deconstruct my brain as I recall a tuna deconstruction done by a relative's fishmonger.

(After all, it's tuna. Then you can also take about four brains)

As expected, I got about four.

The skin should also be removed with a knife blade.

Then, a beautiful lean meat was made.

"Oh, surprise. I can't believe this lean meat comes out when I scrape off my skin."

I tried it, tried it a little bit and the flavor was still medium trout.

(I had wasabi ate, but you didn't have soy sauce)

I was touring the market and found a green object.

I wondered what it was, and I asked the person selling it, and they said it's a drug flavor they say Ladaish.

When I had a bit of moisture down to eat, I felt the pain and tears sticking to my nose.

I thought this was wasabi.

When I think about it, is Horse Ladaish the same thing because it is Saiyowa rust when I say it by its Japanese name?

I bought some of them. [M]

Now that I have soy sauce, I can do sashimi.

"I don't know if I can substitute something"

"What are you doing? Piglets?"

"Oh, Mr. Elise, there was something I wanted for breakfast..."

When I saw Elise's face, I remembered something.

(That's right. There was that black liquid.

The sauce of the dishes I ate at that time tasted similar to soy sauce. So if you eat with it, you can do sashimi.

"Mr. Elise!

"hey, hey, suddenly, what⁉"

I grab Elise's arm. [M] And ask for it.

"The black liquid that went out to cook the other day, what was that?

"Oh, that's a condiment I made, and I haven't named it yet."

"Should I go to the Mansion?

"Yeah, I'll have some later, though."

"Is it true ⁉"

"Yeah, yeah, that's a little bit. Your face is close. Piglets."

Don't. Too close a face of overflowing enthusiasm.

If you don't calm down a little, let's take a deep breath. Shh, shh, shh.

"How rude of you to touch a woman's body."

"I'm sorry."

I sat down on the spot.

But everyone around me is looking at me with weird things.

"Piglet, what pose is that?

"Where I was, I'm going to say Dogeza in my biggest apology pose."

"Dogeza? An unusual apology."

Everyone's gaze hurts and I get up.

"So, Eliza, you have that seasoning, right?"

"Yeah, this must be it."

When Eliza held her hand, a hole was created in the space.

I put my hand in that hole and when I got back I had some kind of bin in my hand.

It looks like it's made of glass and I can see black liquid in it.

The moment I saw it, I wept with emotion. [M]

"Oh, oh, Mr. Eliza is still a goddess"

I sit in the ground again.

Everyone around them, including Eliza, leans their necks.

Well, people in different worlds don't understand my mood, do they?

"Well, there's no choice..."

"Piglet, let's have dinner earlier than that. My stomach is full."

"Excuse me, I'll make it right now, so please eat first"

I got to work. [M]

Even so, I cut myself down into three pieces of tooner and served it on a plate, skinned the ladysh I bought, just lowered it and served it.

When lowering, the fine grater of the eyes is good, but there is no one, so I compromised.

I take the sashimi plates and head to Eliza's seat.

Not yet, Mr. Eliza hasn't eaten.

"You could have eaten first"

"Piglet, you can tell me how great it is to eat alone."

"No, I'm hungry, so I thought it would be bad to keep you waiting"

"It's a thousand years early for a piglet to say such a great thing!

Sure, because he lives in the mansion. I can't tell you how great that sounds.

"Well, that's good. Eat faster than that."

Eliza gave me a bottle of black liquid.

So, I just thought, how do we open this bin?

"There's a botch up there, so push it. Then the nozzle will come out, so if you push it again, the nozzle will pull in."

Like I was told, when I pressed the part of the botch, the nozzle came out.

When tilted, black liquid flowed from the nozzle. I stopped tilting and pressed the botch again and the nozzle pulled in.

(You don't know if technology in this world is high-tech or low-tech)

Well, now it's sashimi, more than that.

Since there are no chopsticks, apply the moistened ladysh with a fork to the sashimi of the tooner and add it to the black liquid.

I am thrilled and close to my mouth. [M]

"Hey, piglet, that's raw, right? Is it okay if I eat it?

Seeing that reaction, people in this world don't seem to be in the habit of eating meat or fish raw.

Probably not even raw eggs. Well, if that's not a fresh egg, you better not because if you break your stomach, or if you suck, you'll get sick.

If you look closely, have you seen me?

Feeling my gaze, I put it in my mouth.

"Mmm... this is"

"What's this?

"This... is delicious!

Taste was already a big troll sashimi.

The greasy sashimi, too, if I eat it with this black liquid and ladysh on, I have no more words.

I'm crazy about eating. [M]

"Hey, man, can I eat a little too?

That's what I've been saying, it was the open-air merchant who dismantled the tourner.

"Go ahead, apply a little of this moistened ladysh, then put it on black liquid and eat it"

"Whoa, well, excuse me for a second"

The open-air merchant takes the ladysh with his fingers, applies it to the sashimi, pinches it with his fingers and puts it abundantly on black liquid, and puts it in his mouth.

"This guy is ⁉"

That's what I said, sounded deliciously throaty and swallowed.

"Hey, how sweet. I can feel the sweetness. That would be hard, but I don't feel that much at all because of this Radeish spiciness, which is unbeatable on the fat of the tooner. And this black liquid. This strong flavor brings out the sweetness of this tooner. The strong flavor of this spicy, black liquid and the sweetness of the tooner blend together to leave a pleasant finish in my mouth. Ugh."

Well, something, the outdoor shopkeeper suddenly commented on it by some cooking commentator.

In which he said, "It's delicious!," he said, "is going to explain the dish as he streams the BGM.

When I heard the comment from the outdoor shop, people around me were concerned about eating it.

"Ugh, yeah, this guy can do it."

"Oh, I can't believe you're such a good greasy tooner"

"I've never eaten fish raw before, but it tastes so good"

"This guy is amazing."

Everyone is amazed at the deliciousness of the tooner.

"Can I have a bite, too?

"Go ahead."

Eliza said they were all delicious, so I was curious and ate them.

"Oh, delicious. I never imagined it would go so well with the condiments I made."

"That's amazing. Eliza, I can't believe you're making such amazing condiments on your own."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah."

After that, they will deliver the recipe to this market at a later date on how to make this seasoning.

The people at the market asked me if there was any other way to eat than the sashimi of a tourner, so I taught them roasted sashimi and pan dishes with leftover fillets.

Both dishes are easy to cook.

The roasted sashimi is removed by lightly baking the surface. If you want to cool quickly, apply to ice water to remove heat quickly. And cut it apart. I just lightly baked it, so it's still raw inside, but I sprinkled salt on it, applied ladysh and done. I prototyped it and ate it, but this one is fragrant and delicious.

Another pot is easy too.

Add the soup to the pan. At this time, I knew there was a way to take stock in this world.

Put that inspiration aside and set yourself and your preferred vegetables in a pan cut to the right size and on fire.

Place on fire until the vegetables and tooner are completely on fire.

At this time, the ash juice that comes to mind tells me to save it and throw it away. Otherwise, because it's not delicious.

The rest is finished when seasoned with salt.

I prototyped this one, but I could eat a delicious tooner's body completely through the fire.

When I put the fire through completely, I tend to get a tingle, but I didn't have it on me this tooner.

Thanks to the people in the market, we left the market behind.

Eliza's request has already been delivered to the Mansion. That's fast.

There was something wrong, but now I'm done shopping.

All you have to do is get ready.