Peerless Genius System
Chapter 71: I Say They're Garbage
Zhao Shijie, chief of testing and control, said seriously: “If, for the sake of our knowledge, I am kind enough to persuade each other, you girls really are not suitable to sing this" Yellow River ", how can you practice, you will not be able to sing this song. ”
“What do you mean? You came here on purpose. ”
“The game hasn't even started yet, so it's a little early for you to put your tail up. ”
“That is, it may not be who we rank higher and who we laugh at then. ”
Girls are cheap, the English professional group of girls heard Zhao Shijie, all fired at Zhao Shijie.
Zhao Shijie's situation is very embarrassing. Although he sees some of the components of the English professional jokes, it is also out of kindness. After all, they are all men in the test and surveillance profession. They are about to become monks. If they can have a good relationship with the English profession, they will definitely get many people out of being single, including him.
The school flower Chuyue did not dare to expect anything, but he still had bamboo in his chest for the class leader Huang Rulang.
“Beautiful women, I really want to help you. So, since you insist on choosing this" Yellow River ", let me teach you how to do it by Qiu Liang, the art commissioner of our class? He's a musical genius. He founded a flower orchestra in high school. He's the lead singer. If he teaches you, I promise you, you'll soon be able to sing the song Yellow River. ”
The English majors are full of suspicion. They are against the testing majors. The opponents suddenly come and say they want to help you. This is very unusual, isn't it?
“Zhao Shijie, right, what kind of medicine did you sell in the gourd?” Chu Yue couldn't help but ask.
Today she is wearing a white short-sleeved T-shirt with a light blue jeans wrapped tightly around her buttocks, revealing a pair of clean, white, slim long legs, clear and vulgar cheeks, curved eyelashes, tiny nose, lovely little mouth, unspeakable purity and beauty.
Zhao Shijie couldn't help laughing: “Princess Yue, I really don't sell drugs, I just want to help you. ”
As for Chu Yue, none of Huano's students knew him, and they all called him "Princess of the Moon".
“Are you so kind?” Chu Yuexiao stared at him.
“The conscience of heaven and earth, it is normal for a boy to help a girl, besides, if I were a friend, I would be helping her.” Zhao Shijie stalled the innocent way.
Huang Ruran thought for a moment, "Okay, please call Qiu Liang. If you can really help our class solve the big chorus problem, I owe Huang Ruran a favor. ”
“Okay, hey...”
Zhao Shijie was ecstatic. This opportunity was finally won by himself. When he thought of the whole English major as a girl with a drip of delicacy, he boiled the blood of an animal. Oh no, it was hot blood boiling. He waved to his class and said, "Qiu Liang, come here for a second! ”
A handsome looking man walked over and looked comfortable, only a little uncomfortable, his nostrils facing the sky in a way that didn't put anyone in his eyes.
As soon as Qiu Liang came to the English profession, he coughed dry, carrying his hands like a senior teacher: “I've heard you sing" Yellow River "many times over there, it's really bad, high pitched, low, no sense of the whole thing. To be honest, you are just a bunch of Muggles with no talent in singing. ”
The phrase made the English majors say it was a bad idea, but it stood, after all, they sang really badly and needed this person to help them improve their singing skills.
“Now I'm going to help you correct the singing, one by one, starting with you. ”
Qiu Liang pointed to Anhuan, who stood to the far right of the queue, "Sing the song" Yellow River "from beginning to end. ”
“Singing?” Anhuan is a little embarrassed.
“Yes, it is.” Qiu Liangdao.
Anhuan Huanhuan, not wanting to drag the back legs of the class, had to sing on his scalp: “The wind is roaring, the horses are screaming, Huang...”
“Stop, the noise is up, lower.” Qiu Liang interrupted.
Anhuanhuan had to adjust the tone and sing again: “The wind is...”
“Still up high, sing again!” Qiu Liang interrupted heartlessly again.
Anhuan was a little upset, but for the honor of her class, she put up with it, cleared her voice and sang again.
It started six times before meeting Qiu Liang's requirements.
“Music classes run from elementary school to high school. Are your music classes taught by sports teachers?” Qiu Liang commented on Anhuan.
“You…”
Anhuan was cheerful and red-hearted, staring at Qiu Liang with his teeth cut.
“Joy! ”
Huang Ruran made a noise at this time. He advised Anhuan not to go against Qiu Liang. Anhuan Huan, although angry, also endured.
“Too low. Are you a subwoofer? ”
“What are you singing? Is that how you sing it? ”
“You're the most music-cell girl I've ever met, not one of them. Are you singing or reading lyrics? ”
Qiu Liang scolded all the girls in the English language majors and blushed. Everyone began to wonder if they were really that embarrassed about singing.
Zhao Shijie looked at Qiu Liang with a sense of superiority, his eyebrows wrinkled deeply. He scolded in his heart: Qiu Liang, do you still want to find a girlfriend in the English language profession? The right sense of superiority is fine, but you feel superiority too much, and you have offended all the girls all over again. Shame on you?
So he coughed up and reminded Qiu Liang.
Qiu Liang did not notice at all that he was immersed in his full sense of superiority, and felt that he was particularly handsome now. He must have become the male god in the eyes of these girls. He suddenly discovered that there were three positions in the queue of English professionals that were vacant, pointing to the position of the vacancy and shouted out, “What's going on? ”
“That's where the three boys are in our class. ”
Huang Rulang explained that in order to be able to improve the level of the class chorus, she repeatedly gave way to this Qiu Liang.
“Why didn't they come?” Qiu Liang asked aloud.
“Don't you know your boys' dormitories are far from here? They certainly need more time to get here.” Anhuanhuan hands into the lumbar canal.
Qiu Liang hummed softly: “Is that why? No wonder your big chorus level is so low, you can't even get all the people, how can you sing well? ”
Seeing the English majors stared at themselves with hatred, they finally felt that they were too reprimanded. It was time to kiss the girls' asses, so they said with a sense of justice: “You girls are actually singing well, all three rat shit ruined a pot of soup, no discipline, no slight sense of class honor. I said these three people are garbage. You wouldn't object, would you? ”
Girls don't dare to sin too much, boys don't care, sin to death.
When I heard this, the English professional girl had a frightening look on her face, and she said, "Is this Qiu Liang from Mars? I don't know, it's the Los Angeles, they actually say the Los Angeles is garbage, it's rat shit, this guy wants a free ticket to hell?
“Sergeant, we're here! ”
At this time, Zhu Xiaofei's voice rang in the distance.