Pervert King Seong Gui Nam

"Come out, you little lashguard."

"Here comes the fad, too."

"You morons, we're wearing them.”

"Wow, it wasn't this bad until last year, but it's pretty bad."

It was a truly grim thing for us, who imagined beautiful women in bikinis floating on the sea using their chest tubes or suntanning their backs.

How come more than half of the 10 women are wearing rash guards and falling asleep?

The proportion of the original bikini seems to be less than one-tenth, no less than one-tenth. Most of them wear outerwear such as rash guards or see-through T-shirts.

There were also many short pants-style swimsuits that could be worn as pajamas.

At this point, people wearing standard swimsuits look rather tacky.

Sometimes I see a lot of skin.When we checked our faces because we wanted to, they were foreign women, not the elf whites we imagined, but the fluffy normal people armed with freckles, freckles, and cellulites.

The vocal cords cited two reasons for the bikini famine phenomenon and the rash guard craze.

I don't want to get burned, and I want to cover my figure.

The biggest thing is that copper skin is out of fashion. A few years ago, there were a lot of women who got tan even if it wasn't summer, but these days, men and women think transparent and white skin is a virtue. And the standards for beauty have increased, so women who are not confident in their bodies prefer rash guards with correction effects.]

Yes, I like fair skin too, but it doesn't matter if I get a little tan once in the summer.

"What the hell is going on in this country?"

"When you look at the news and Internet articles, they're almost all bikinis."

"Oh, my God, I've been tricked. It was all a commercial tactic to raise the ratings. Damn news outlets."

"No, don't you think there aren't many women before that? It's either a family or a red pepper party or an Avec."

"I know."

"Let's get out of the water.”

"Hey, yeah. Let's just go swimming and play amongst ourselves."

At the time when I was answering, there was a commotion on the beach where we settled.

I went there to see if there was something to see.

A young man sat groaning as he sat holding his swollen legs as if he had scratched them with a nail.

When I heard that one of the members of the group was stamping his feet and reporting to 119, he seems to have been stung by a jellyfish.

A nearby security guard said a jellyfish appeared and rang the loudspeaker to get out of the sea for a while.

You're so mean. You're so mean.

"I'm so jealous."

"Shall we go in?"

"Yeah, we have to stay up all night anyway, so let's just take a nap and crawl out in the evening."

"Hey, you should dip your feet in the water. It's a waste of money to rent a tube and a parasol.”

"Yes, you'll be stung by a jellyfish and taken to 119.

"Let's go, let's go."

In the end, we withdrew less than an hour after we came out to the beach.

My first impression of Haeundae Beach was that it was nothing much.

First of all, I felt a sense of alienation from the beach, which had few boundaries with the city.

There is only a few meters difference between the downtown area and the sea, which are as high-rise buildings as Gangnam, so there is no natural beauty at all.

The beach was also spread out in the shape of Hakikjin, so the magnificence and vastness of the sea could not be seen at all as it was covered by buildings surrounded from side to side.

I'm not here to enjoy the scenery, but I'm still sad because it's been a long time since I've visited the sea.

When I returned to the room, Moonjeong and Ha Yeon sent messages in order.

He also did not forget to call Yeom Soon-cheol to thank him for setting up a good accommodation.

***

It's 8:30 in the evening.

It's finally time to play.

I had a good sleep for about two hours, so I recovered some of the feeling I felt during the day.

Above all, the spectacular night view outside was enough to dispel disappointment over Haeundae Beach.

When asked about the identity of the long bridge shining with lights on the right, Sang-hee replied that it was Gwangandaegyo Bridge.

I took a few pictures and sent them to two different versions.

I took turns washing in the bathroom, and the clothes I brought matched the outfits of fashion geeks Dong-hyun and Chang-soo.

Chang-soo, who is short but has a young man, wearing a sweatshirt printed with a tiger, vintage jeans, snapback, and 5cm shoe insoles, emphasized his youthful appearance as young as possible, while Dong-hyun was plainly dressed in a shirt, nine-piece slacks, and leather sandals.

Sang-hee originally wore shorts and shirts neatly in her own style, but she was much better than at night when she said she had been working out.

After putting on makeup with CC cream and concealer, we stood in a line in front of the veranda and looked through our faces. At least the clothes are neat and tidy.

A man is a clock.

I wore Rolex and gave Dong-hyun a Cartier Ballon Blue (skin).

Inside the elevator heading back to the beach, a memory sale of testicles using the intermission began. Dong-hyun bursts into a smile and sets the mood before talking.

"Khhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, hey, Chivalry, do you remember that?"

"Well."

"When I was 20, we went to Eulwang-ri.”

"Ah, Changsoo's baby Hope?"

"Uh, hahahahaha."

"What's Hope?"

"The five of us went out to play, and Chang-soo and I lost rock-paper-scissors and talked to the girls. But do you know what he said? Laughing out loud, I can't say it because it's so funny. You tell me."

"If you have time, would you like to have a drink with us?”

"Hahahahaha."

[Laughing!] [Haha ········]

Not only Sang-hee but also his vocal cords were the best comments ever.

"Not that one, but that one was really funny, too. You look like you're having fun. Do you want us to make it more fun?"

"Hahahaha."

"But what happened to us then?"

"I ate a lot of leeks and ended up playing with kids living in Incheon. Five to five."

"Oh, I remember. Didn't you have twins?"

"Yeah, right. I was drinking at a private home, and it ended without any nutritional value. I couldn't even get a contact."

"But I think the Hoff Comment will work if we use it these days."

"Oh, like an old man's joke?"

I thought it was plausible, but my vocal cords argued against it.

It's okay for young people to wear it, but you'll get treated like shit if they use it. Just push straight to the materialist specification. We have a luxurious condominium. It's too big for us to be alone. Let's have some wine together. It's a one-shot fight between guys, so many of you might be tempted by that.]

The current outside temperature is 27 degrees.

The weather is hot and humid, so girls will prefer to play indoors with cool air conditioners rather than enjoying the sticky sea breeze.

I delivered my vocal cords as if they were my idea, and they all agreed.

So, Sang-hee and I took charge of the assault team, talked to each other, and decided to bring them to the condominium.

We have two nights anyway. Today, we agreed to play comfortably in the dormitory and have a mat party on the sandy beach tomorrow night.

When we came out, we looked around the beach and searched for the target.

The sands are already filled with young people laying mats and drinking parties. There were many people who were already paired and playing games.

You guys are so diligent.

Other vendors selling mats, ice cream, and glow sticks were also seen.

"Most of them are young."

"We're so old.”

When Chang-soo and Dong-hyun complained of the pain of time, Sang-hee smiled as if to cheer up.

"Haeundae usually has a lot of babies. But most of them are open-minded, so the chances of setting up are higher than night or club. There are few watchmen, and there's definitely a summer ocean fantasy."

According to Sang-hee, the only Haeundae experience, there is a high probability of success for children sitting on the stairs to the white sand beach, not women who are already in the white sand.

"The aquarium is famous over there, and 99 percent of the kids sitting there are hunting. If you're going to go straight to your room and play, it'll be better to play with the kids there.”

"Oh, really?"

"Let's go for now.”

We rolled our eyes incessantly as we walked along the sidewalk-blocked walkway.

Where everyone was buried, and the beautiful men and women, who were rarely seen during the day, are each dressed up in a single strand and bragged about their appearance.

The eyes of the returning peppers and the faces of the pozzies who enjoyed them secretly were as funny as the sitcom.

How are they doing? Let's go, we have three of them. Do you want to play with us? No, it's okay.

The rejected men casually went to other mats, and the rejected women joined in with the other men who came after them.

In the end, the old man was a woman here as well.

The summer night sea is the place where woman power is exercised more than anywhere else.

All you have to do is choose the guys that suit your taste among the men who come to you from a minute away.

I think it would not be bad to be born as a woman in the next life. Of course, as a pretty girl.

We were busy giggling, fascinated by the biting hunting scene, forgetting to search for a target.

"Oh, he's so funny. Three times in a row, hahaha."

"Don't laugh, it could be us."

"I can't work on it if I care about eating Pepero. A hundred times, if you succeed, you're the winner, hahaha."

In my opinion, there was no need to go to the aquarium, which is a hunting attraction for hunting.

There were flowers everywhere waiting for bees.

However, the key point was to choose the prettiest flower among them.

He also said that it would not be difficult for us to take care of our vocal cords, and that we should choose as pretty as possible as there are many options.

When I walked slowly for about five minutes, a small square came out.

I could see at a glance that this was the Porchi Market.

"Here you are."

"That's amazing."

Indeed, the atmosphere itself was different.

It's not a fish market, but among women sitting at a reasonable interval along the stairs, they're working one step at a time as if men were bargaining.

I think it's a system that seduces you into a bar or mat.

Of course, there was a difference in level, but there were some refreshing things that caught my eye even when I brushed them, and there were mobs that seemed to kick me even if I was rolling naked with a picket saying "Take me."

Nevertheless, there are also people who put their work on such monsters.

As soon as we arrived, two normal men who were gesturing and making small gestures and three goblins, kobolts, and skeleton who burst into laughter walked to the white sand.

Pepper is definitely Nobi. Pozzi is a government official.

Women also had the most combinations of two or three people, and the four we wanted were often mixed.

"Oh, those babies are signaling us. There are two of them. Should we just split it into pods?"

"Huh? Where?"

"Two over there on the left."

Sang-hee turned to where she had chin-giggled.

As Sang-hee said, two women who were moderately old and stylish were looking at us. Both were wearing high-heeled, thin spikes, and they seemed to express a strong will not to enter the sand.

When the bobbed hair whispered to the long hair, the long hair lowered its head and smiled pleasantly.

Then, he must be nodding at some of us. It's as if you've met someone you've met before.

"Hey, do you know anyone?"

When I asked in ventriloquism, everyone shook their heads, saying it wasn't themselves.

"Oh, shit, that feels good. Shall we go now? I think we can ask them to pick someone they like."

The manager's voice.

At the same time, a red snake icon appeared over their heads.

Huh, where are these things?

an end

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