Plague Doctor
Chapter 498 Tripartite Negotiations [Request for Month Ticket, Request for Subscription]
The fresh fragrance of cat mint haunts the main temple tower of Usa, where the Great Plate of Attar sits on a spacious stone chair above, surrounded by many cats, lazily napping, moist noses wrinkling from time to time.
The taste of cat mint in the air, people can't smell anything, but for cat life, it's the ultimate enjoyment.
On either side of the hall, also or standing or lying full of cats of all kinds, the catologist will definitely be amazed by the number of tastes, black, white, gray, orange yellow, miscellaneous, tiger patches, etc., raccoon, Isle of Man cat, Angolan cat, short hairy cat, folded ear cat...
It is precisely here that there are so many cats that the inmate-like ancestors in the middle of the hall are forced to tremble slightly.
Joe Geely was also caught and was there. Of course, there was no shortage of evil ancestors who had been beaten to death.
Gu Jun, Wu Shiyu and 12 other human beings on Earth stood behind the temple against the door.
“Meow, the ancestral tribes started the war for no reason.” An old raccoon is saying, "Destroying the difficult and long-standing peace between our two communities. And trying to blow up our temple and burn down the whole town of Usa, is heinous and sinful! ”
“What sin...” Ancestors still have to defend their own people, “Isn't it not burnt, Ancestors, cats and people, there are no casualties...”
The evil ancestors over there listened to the slap, “No, chief, there are casualties, I'm hurt, I'm hurt...”
“You don't call that wound.” Ancestor looked at the clan, "it was just a little scratch that would normally occur while playing with cats, don't be ridiculous. ”
The little eyes of each of the evil ancestors stared so big that they were already covered in blood. Several pieces of ears were missing...
Ancestor stayed calm and continued filming to all the cats and humans around him: "Jilly said that humans have a festival called Fool's Day, which is actually what our ancestors mean today, just kidding! Otherwise, we've been dealing with black businessmen for years, and they don't know what they're up to? Will they trick you? No, we only bought junior gunpowder, just kidding...”
However, the clapping of the ancestors gradually stopped and nothing more was said.
Because the eyes of the cats around them became worse and worse, even the cats who enjoyed the fresh fragrance in their naps opened their eyes.
“Imagination and lies are never true.” The elder Atar spoke slowly.
That deep fan, as Gu Jundo said, is indeed the magical elder.
“Our joke... is a little big...” Ancestor clapping his stomach, “has had some negative effects, frightening the cats and residents of all the Usa. To apologize, our ancestors will each give 1000 pine chickens, 1000 quails, and 1000 wild quails as compensation. ”
But the cats in the palace were not moved, and their eyes continued to turn vicious.
“Do you think we're Joe?” The old raccoon asked.
Ancestor said, “Every year after that, there will be one more gift... two more... three more. ”
Whether evil ancestors, Jilly, or other ancestors, they had to beat and moan. This is really stealing chickens without eating rice. Life was already difficult. Now the tribute has to be doubled, which is what their ancestors will eat later.
Jilly saw the elder elder continue to raise the number, while Gu Jun and others continued to listen quietly.
After all, he was the ancestor of the Huai clan. He couldn't help but hold Gu Jun's thighs and hold the words of this Tianxuan team. He clapped his nose with tears:
“Dr. Gu, give me a face, help me... we went to the worm house together, we used gold aloe vera together, we fought together in the desert north... you don't want to see our grandmothers' wives disperse, a lot of school-leaving grandfathers each rely on vagrancy and begging for a living, you don't want to see..."
Gillette was holding on to old feelings, knowing that humans were old animals, and that this nightmarer actually had a soft side.
“You were planning to burn us all.” Gu Jun said.
Jili looked at Wu Shiyu in vain for help, but Wu Shiyu was just crooked. He was right.
“That plan has nothing to do with me, my task is to bring you here...” Jilly said, “I have some compatriots who have had a hard time, I have no idea what it's like to have a good life, so I'm trying to solve the problem with killing. Dr. Gu, I definitely support you, say something. ”
Gu Jun felt the same way. In the attention of the people's lives in the palace, he stood up and put forward a proposal for mediation on the human side.
“Each of the ancestors continues to contribute to the cat clan, but the contribution is borne by humans. The contribution is limited to pine chickens, quails and wild quails...”
He just said the beginning, and the old raccoon shook his tail and said, "Pine chicken, quail and wild quail. We've long been sick of eating them. We can grab them if we want. If humans are going to pay for each of Joe's tributes, then give the cat mint. I don't think this thing will disappear if I bring it here. It's just right for the tribute. ”
It is true that all the items brought in by the team disappeared, even the medical items that were usually left behind in the past.
Those cat toys will also disappear, only cat mint, no less, still fresh and fragrant.
Gu Jun looked at the teammates and everyone's eyes felt that this was possible. Cat mint was cheaper and better shipped than pine chicken.
When Yu Chi thought about it, he was in a bit of a hurry. Cat mint is a treasure! Like ancient silk and tea, Fantasy Cats can be used as hard currency, provided that the source is exclusively monopolized by humans on Earth.
Yu Chi is almost about to jump over and eat the stemmed cat mint brought by this team. He can't be stolen by the cat and Joe.
Those roots, stems, seeds, they all have to be strangled, and can only be brought here in the future...
“Well, humans give cat mint as a tribute.” Gu Junxian initially agreed, then looked at the ancient ancestors who had no idea, “in exchange, the ancestors each had to provide information to mankind, and send family members to work for us in the Earth world. ”
“That's fair.” The Elder of Atar added, "But your world is more connected to the fantasy world, with unknown consequences. ”
The issue had been considered by senior members of the two communities before the team left, and the situation was that they had to take the initiative.
At present, all the old ancestors whimpered and grunted, all thought that this deal could be made, and in the future, there is no need to make a contribution. The food stays real and solid. As for providing humans with information and working on these things, there will be no help at that time, all kinds of laziness, all kinds of things outside... What can humans do...
Based on this plan, Joe's got a serious slap in the head. Deal!
Since then, Zouko has stood with humans on Earth.
“Meow...” the old raccoon cautioned Gu Jun, “Each of these ancestors is very cunning, taking your things, not necessarily hard work. ”
“There is such a possibility.” Gu Jun raised his voice and told Ancestor to listen to them: “We humans treat our friends with kindness, we treat our enemies with something else. If you fail to work, we will no longer provide even half a cat mint to the Fantasy Cat Clan, which is all the fault of our ancestors. ”
The cats who were lazy enough not to participate in the negotiations blew up their hair, and very dissatisfied meows formed a wave of ocean storms.
What's the matter with you humans and Joe? What's the matter with us cats?
“Not even for sale?” The old raccoon asks, is it normal to restore the sacrifice of the ancestors, and then make a deal between humans and the cats?
“No.” Gu Jun shook his head, "to blame Joe for his inability to work. ”
Is direct alliance with the cats a better option? This issue has also been considered by Gu Jun and the senior people. The power of the cat tribe is unknown, and there are spirits that they believe in. The ability will be higher, but not better than the bullying and cooperation of Joe. Besides, Gu Jun tried it before, the cats did not show any interest.
“You give us cat mint,” said the old raccoon, “and we give you wine. ”
“No.” Gu Jun shook his head resolutely, "We gave the cat mint, which was actually a tribute of Joe. ”
Now, Ancestor's face has changed again.