Problematic Sister Fell In Love With Me

I can't tell whether I was awakened or smoked by the thick smoke. In short, I was unnaturally awakened. When I opened my eyes, I saw thick white smoke floating on the roof, and a tom came from the kitchen. The loud noise, the buddy may not be vigilant, but the response is not too slow, the word "fire" flashes through my mind, and I quickly turned over

"Ah-huh!" I was a little confused, thinking that I was sleeping on the bed, and then fell off the sofa, my head hit the coffee table, my tears were hurt, and at the same time I heard someone coughing in the kitchen, subconsciously Covered his mouth, so as not to disturb the man-the thief at home?!Could it be that a certain family of Qiu came to the door and wanted to set fire to burn me to death, causing an accident?No, this kind of thing should be sneaky, this movement is too big, obviously it is smashing things

"Cough cough cough--"

Just when I touched my phone and hesitated to call 110 or 119, I rushed out of the kitchen with a kitchen knife and black charcoal "prison".twenty three

"Who are you?!" I recognized it, but still shouted in disbelief.

She burst into tears and saw me lying on the ground staring at her. She was inexplicable before Xuan'er noticed the dangling kitchen knife in her hand and hurriedly hid behind her, so she calmly said, "You are awake , You can eat after a while, you wash your face first."

"Wash your face? I think it should be the first to extinguish the fire?!" If it weren't for seeing her right hand wrapped together, just looking at the black face, I really can't recognize this as Sister Tiger, "Are you messing up? "

Sister Tiger wiped her nose with her sleeves and said, "Cook."

"Cooking?" I crawled over my head, "You can't cook instant noodles, can you cook?"

"Who made you unaffordable?!" Sister Tiger answered quickly, glaring her eyes, obviously resentful, "Is there no bed in the room? Sleeping on the sofa"

"Room?" Sister Tiger mentioned it, and I remembered why I slept on the sofa, smiled, and said habitually: "Which room do you say?"

Sister Tiger's face was dark, I didn't know if I blushed, but I didn't dare to answer my words, pointing at the wall clock on the wall, I was quite annoyed and suspicious. "What time do you see now? A little! You don't The hungry old lady is still hungry, she has to get something to eat?"

It's really a bit, I actually slept into the noon!Don't say Dong Xiaoye is hungry, my stomach is calling

"Then you just call me out? Or go out and buy some food."

"You slept like a dead pig, can I shout? Go out and buy? The old lady's task is to monitor you personally for 24 hours. Wu Lefeng asked you to eat today when you don't know me? God knows you really sleep and sleep, don't you? Want to sneak out while I'm not paying attention?"

I wondered, could it be that I was dreaming last night?Undressing to seduce me, where did the shy and sentimental winter Xiaoye go when I confessed to me?The old lady who shut her mouth and shut her mouth is more spicy than usual. Is she angry that she hinted to me last night that I did not slip into her room?Very likely, that is to deny her charm

She didn't realize it at all. She didn't know how big a problem she gave me. I struggled between ** and rationality all night. Like her, she screamed in less than ten minutes on the bed, making me seriously doubtful. , The hint of'two weekends' and'forgot to close the door' are actually a kind of temptation or test for me

"Other people's superstars just talk, do you really think he uses me for dinner?" The smell of burnt rubber really made me uneasy. "Are you really cooking? What does it smell like?"

"Take the fish, Yuanyuan tidy it up and put it in the refrigerator before I go home, let me burn it for you." Dong Xiaoye kind of meant to hold a feather feather as an arrow, it seems that Chu Yuan let her go down to the kitchen, so what is it done She doesn’t look like she’s in charge, saying, this girl certainly didn’t tell Chu Yuan that she wouldn’t cook, if Chu Yuan knew that she had blamed her beloved kitchen as a fire scene, she would run away!

"Is this smell of octopus?"

Dong Xiaoye's head hung down, and whispered: "Burned octopus"

"What about the smoke?" I picked it up when I wiped Dong Xiaoye's back last night, and the sink still on the coffee table is going to rush into the kitchen. "Is it burnt? Is it burning! Hurry and let Open, let me put out the fire!" My god, this house was rented by me. It really lost fire. The landlord's wife must desperately want to fight with me.

"No," Dong Xiaoye definitely blocked me deliberately. "The fire was a little bit fierce, the oil was put a little bit more, and the pot was on, but it's okay. I've put it out with water. It's not smoke, it's water vapor. No fire"

The pot is burning?Destroyed?The buddy has a black line in his forehead.

Looking at the food on the table, the buddies are speechless. No wonder Tiger Sister does not want me to enter the kitchen. The food has been so terrible. The kitchen that made this food can be imagined. It is estimated that there is a fight with the battlefield of World War II.

Not to mention whether the thing on the plate that is black and dry and exudes a pungent smell and some strange gas is "braised octopus" or "burnt fish", I point to the soup bowl in front of me like a very tassel drunk The semi-solidified object of vomit ejected from behind asked, "Is this the staple food?"

Winter Xiao Ye, who had just washed her face and sat across from me, nodded tremblingly, her eyes did not look at me at all.

I asked, "What is this?"

This girl is vague, "face"

I am aggressive, "what side?"

Sister Tiger's head dipped almost under the table, "Instant Noodle"

I was already frustrated, but I couldn't help but want to take away her dignity, which was a million times more violent than the urge to take her clothes last night, "cooked?"

"Bubble"

God, this girl is so good!Braised octopus, the staple food is actually instant noodles!Because it has been soaking for too long, it has swelled into a batter

My heartfelt emotion said: "Your cooking is hell level"

"Hey, the surname is Chu, do you have a little conscience?" Dong Xiaoye raised his injured right hand and said: "The old lady is the first time to cook! And it is a hand, no credit or hard work, at least one copy Is your mind good? You can’t take out a man’s heart and say something nice only to make me happy?"

I picked up a piece of octopus and asked: "Do you want me to be like the heroine in the 8:30 TV series, while praising the heroine's cooking while eating unclear objects that are difficult to swallow?"

Dong Xiaoye blushed but nodded.

As far as Sister Tiger's character is concerned, this is undoubtedly the default. Cooking is to make me happy, and I can't help but shake my heart.

I thought Sister Tiger was last night because of the encounter with the boat of sand, which caused unpleasant memories, which led to complex feelings, and I was impulsive to confess to me without bearing the load. It was caused by occasional fragility. After a night of rest, it will recover today. As usual, and the fact is the same, her attitude towards me is as bad as ever, but on some ambiguous issues, her response is no longer completely repulsion and resistance, but a certain degree of silence. This is dangerous. signal.

"Impossible," I said: "I would never ask for bitter taste and do such a stupid thing"

"Why?!" After asking Dong Xiaoye, he suddenly realized that this was too explicit, and said in disguise: "You haven't tasted it yet, how do you know it's not delicious? It's a bit burnt, but I'm sure it's delicious. child"

I don’t deny that if this dish is a masterpiece of tassels or Murphy, even if I don’t sell it anymore, and I can’t swallow it anymore, I will gobble up and praise like a stupid hat. The leading actor learns, no, even if it was the winter dishes before last night that brought this superb dish up, I don’t think I’m going to lose face.

That’s right, I have the same kind of affection for Dong Xiaoye between men and women. Whether it’s the essence of flower heart or her unique charm attracts me. That doesn’t matter. What’s important is that my feelings about tassels are serious. So, other All are wrong. Such mistakes, Murphy and Ziyuan are enough.

Indeed, I was seen through Dong Xiaoye, any language is pale and powerless, and they are all hypocritical escapes. Then, I can only tell her by action that her choice is wrong, and I am not worth her to pay!

"This is a common-sense question. The burnt food contains carcinogens. It's suicide to eat this thing. Don't eat it and throw it away." I said while picking up the plate.

"do not--"

Dong Xiaoye slowed down a bit and failed to stop me from pouring the burnt octopus into the trash bin. She was stunned like a piece of wood.

"Don't eat instant noodles, they are all made into noodle soup, and it's also cold."

I thought Dong Xiaoye would stop me, but this girl just looked at me blankly and took away her bowl of noodles. She didn't say anything. The empty eyes made me think I had done too much, I couldn't stand it. Condemned in my heart, I brought those two bowls of noodle soup back to the kitchen and said, "It's a fact that you can't cook, and it's a fact that you can't eat it, but if you feel happy after eating diarrhea, I don't mind hard Stuffed"

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