Problematic Sister Fell In Love With Me

"It's a fact that you don't know how to cook, and it's a fact that you can't eat what you make, but if you feel happy after I have diarrhea, I don't mind stuffing.

This is a bit slippery. If I eat it, Dong Xiaoye will be happy, but it is definitely not because I have a diarrhea, so listening to me, she couldn't help but follow up the kitchen, "Are you ironic me? Chunan , Don’t you think you are too realistic? Don’t I know I won’t cook? Just because I don’t, so I want to try it! Twenty-six years later, I lived for the first time in the kitchen **, I have put down all my restraints, and I only have such a small expectation, why don’t you understand?"

I dare not look back at Dong Xiaoye's tears, and her voice, which seems to be soaked in the sea, has softened my heart. I secretly cursed myself for nothing, and I couldn't even do such a simple thing as hard heart, "I know"

Dong Xiaoye said angrily: "What do you know?"

"Don't go outside to eat, don't buy outside, and don't call takeaway. They are all deliberately. I can't wake me up and monitor me. These reasons sound far-fetched." Because of Chu Yuan's relationship, the empty refrigerator has always been organized With all kinds of fresh food ingredients, I took out a tomato, turned it around and threw it to Dong Xiaoye, and said with a smile: "You just want to show me your craftsmanship, but unfortunately, as far as the taste of the food is concerned There is nothing to praise you, you know, this person of mine has always been very honest, I can't do it with my eyes open and talking nonsense, your braised octopus is really bad, but I am very moved."

Dong Xiaoye blushed like a tomato in her hand, "What do you mean?"

"Literally," I sighed in my heart with a smile on my face, said: "The reality is not to shoot a TV series, I accepted the idea in your meal, but that meal can't really be eaten, and eating will really kill people, as In return, let me cook for you."

Dong Xiaoye was overwhelmed with shame, "What's in your meals? I don't understand what you're talking about"

Woman, a cute and unreasonable strange creature I don’t understand you are angry, I understand you and pretend not to understand, what do you want me to do? I can’t help but cry, forget it, wash vegetables.

Seeing me clumsily cut cucumbers into slices, only one hand can help Dong Xiaoye to grab a rag and wipe me sweat. Thanks to this girl, the temperature in the kitchen is still high and the smell is wet. The air is more like having quality, and without much activity, it makes people sweat.

I escaped that greasy rag, and I wasn't so angry: "What do you want to wipe, what do you smell?"

"Forget, I just used it to wipe the pan. It's so fishy! There's still a smell of burning!" Dong Xiaoye frowned and threw the rag directly into the trash can.

I couldn’t bear to say it. I just smoked the pot and smoked you like this. Just now you were expecting me to eat all the things in the pot.

"Look, you're as stupid as a knife, not as good as me. Do you really cook?"

"No," I said confidently: "But it's better than you. I haven't eaten pork. I've seen pig run. I've fought when I was cooking. Don't treat me like you. The goods sitting on the table waiting to eat are comparable."

"Who said you are the only thing waiting to eat?" Dong Xiaoye kicked my ass lightly and sighed with inferiority. "Sure enough, it is impossible for a woman not to cook?"

As a man of traditional thinking, I would never say, “It’s okay for contemporary women not to cook.” The most perfect woman in my mind should be the type of stepmother, who has to enter the kitchen and get out of the hall.

People eat every day, and they eat three meals a day, and all of them come together. Isn't it the greatest devastation in life?It is a pity that Liu Su’s cooking skills are generally blamed by her stepmother. The cooking skills are so good that my mouth is spoiled. Even if it’s a common meal, my demands are extremely high. At least, I have to be like Chu Yuan. Is the standard a pass?

"You can't do it and you can't learn it? No one has been cooking forever."

Dong Xiaoye's mouth curled up and refused to accept the air: "What are you pulling? You are not like me!"

"Absolutely different," I said: "I have a new craft, and the things I make are still within the scope of food. What you make can be used as a murder weapon, can I compare it?"

"Are you looking for a fight?" Dong Xiaoye raised her fist with a curse.

It happened that the cell phone in the living room rang, and I stumbled through the winter night attack and ran to answer the phone.

I thought it was Ziyuan who came to ask about the situation, but at first glance, I couldn't help but froze.

"Who?" Dong Xiaoye asked one more time. My mobile phone was set to answer hands-free by her and was infected by Chu Yuan. Recently, she and Dongfang often peeked at my mobile phone, **?There are no such two words in the dictionary of these three chicks. While Sister Tiger asked, she had already probed her face to see that it was obvious...

"Wu Lefeng?" Sister Tiger exclaimed: "Will he really want you to invite him to dinner?"

Sister Tiger's panic is understandable. If you invite the big star to eat, what size and price?I also fought a cold war, but at the time it was just a polite sentence, I did not expect Wu Lefeng to take it seriously, it seems that it will be bleeding again

I pressed the answer button with a trembling thumb.

"What?! Come to my house to eat?!" I couldn't believe my ears. Looking at Dong Xiaoye, this girl was also digging her ears with her little fingers.

Wu Lefeng's first sentence actually asked my home address!

The voice that only appeared on the TV came from the phone, "Don't you say you want to invite me to dinner?"

"Yes but come to eat at home." I and Dong Xiaoye looked at the "Heng She" coincidentally, because the little housekeeper Chu Yuan and the housework were not in the east, the room was dirty and messy, and because someone was too poor in cooking, even the air Are all polluted

"I picked the place, but you said it."

Wu Lefeng is talking about facts, but there are some subtle differences from the facts. It is entirely because of your excessive enthusiasm that flattered me, out of politeness and humility, and thus said polite words!

The manly husband, I said that, even if it didn’t mean that, I can’t deny it. The buddy broke his teeth and swallowed into his stomach, and said with a strong smile: “It’s not convenient to come home.”

"Inconvenient? I have seen both your girlfriend and two younger sisters. What's inconvenient? Rest assured, I know that there are many girls in your family. I am also a huge fan, so I will bring my wife together Go, it won’t grab your limelight, hehe."

"Bring your wife? Murui is here too?" I sweated. "That would be even more inconvenient!"

Wu Lefeng laughed: "Why is it inconvenient? In addition to the four girls, is there anyone else in your family? Haha, Rui Rui asked your sister that night, knowing that you rented a house near the school for her convenience, and Did not live with their parents"

Am I running out to rent a house for my sister’s convenience?Which sister Murray asked?It sounds like Chu Yuan, really what she said, she is too narcissistic?I moved out precisely because I couldn't stand her and wanted to avoid her

"I don't mean that" Everyone loves faces, even if I take the ordinary as the ideal and claim to be ordinary, I will care about the eyes of some people.

Vanity is a terrible thing. At first, I didn’t think it’s something to be proud of making friends with big stars, but the envious eyes of my colleagues in the company made me feel a little fluttering, as if I was really different. As for the unattainable characters in everyone's eyes who are willing to be friends with me, so in the subconscious, I don't want Wu Lefeng to see my ordinary.

When I realized this, I could not help but feel a little swayed. It turns out that I am such a filthy person. I feel the heart of the person with my own heart and unreasonably define others.

I am rich and poor, and people are willing to be friends with me, not originally because I have wealth.

"The inconvenient person is you? You and Murray are both big stars. If someone is seen with you tomorrow's entertainment news again, it is expected." This reason is eligible to be called a "friend", although he is a star My friends made me feel very realistic. I don't deny it. I still have a trace of doubts in my heart. Wu Lefeng is willing to make friends with ordinary people. I am afraid that I know he has a great relationship with Murray's secret.

"So I have to go to your house," Wu Lefeng sighed with a helpless tone: "In Beitian, besides building there, can there be a place where I and Ruirui can appear at the same time?"