PUBG Online Romance of the Century

[I'm fucking hahahahaha I laughed and fainted, I can't do it]

[My roommate wants to listen to Yanxyan singing before he died]

[I'll just say something is missing, the anchor will not play background music every time it broadcasts!!!

Yu Yangan laughed: "I can't sing yet."

"How is it possible!" the man said, "now there is no girl who can't sing."

Yu Yan: "..."

Yu Yan didn't lie, he really can't sing.

Although he has an advantage on the voice line, he is a standard sound idiot. From kindergarten to third grade, he can take the whole class out of tune without breathing.

After the fourth grade, his name disappeared in the class singing competition.

The barrage was still being brushed, and the water friends even brushed up gifts with excitement.

He was struggling to death: "I really can't, little brother..."

The elder brother who was driving said, "Then you can just hum a few words, come on!"

Yu Yan still wanted to refuse, and his teammate suddenly started wheat.

Number one: "Sing, just sing a song, what's the embarrassment!"

Number two: "That's right, look at the water friends, everyone is waiting to be fed."

"..." Looking at the barrage that was brushing up like crazy, Yu Yan suddenly felt like riding a tiger.

Tuantuan said: "You can sing a little bit simpler, can you learn how to meow?"

[My day!Meowing is fine!!

[Female anchor, don’t mix up, who wants to listen to this broken song?

[I heard the anchor’s voice as if I was about to cry hahahaha]

[The last person who sang this song in front of me was killed by me.

Yi Chen looked at the clattering barrage, suddenly appeared, opened a certain music software, searched for the next school cat.

After pulling the progress bar to the climax, he pursed his lips and moved his Adam's apple unconsciously.

This song made his hair stand upright, but he inexplicably wanted to hear meow meow meow meow meow meow by the little anchor. What is this strange psychology??

Seeing that the barrage is so crazy, the gift is so brushed that he can't even read the name of the water friend, Yu Yanxin squinted——

Will you lose a hair when you sing a song?will not.

For the audience, everything is worth it.

"You can sing..." he said, "but I don't know the song you said."

It's ok!Which song would you sing!I don't mind at all!!

[Just say what you can sing?

In the game, those two people are still urging.

"Have you thought about it? Give me some passion for the game, girl."

"All right." Yu Yan said, "Wait, I'll play the accompaniment."

"Hey!" The driver said in surprise, "Can even play the accompaniment, and can't sing? Come on, come on, I'm ready."

Yu Yan opened the dusty music software for many years, quickly swiped the playlist to the end, and then double-clicked to open the accompaniment.

He moved too fast, before the water friends could see what the song was, they greeted an auditory crit.

"6, 66, return to zero, 222..." A mechanical female voice sounded.

Two people in the game: "..."

Suiyou: "..."

Although the anchor's voice was soft, there was no emotion in it: "How high is the sky, yo."

???

?????

[Fuck me, I was dying and sitting up in shock!!

"What a show of hands, yo, yo."

Yi Chen: "?"

"I'm the old man, Mike picks up the show."

Yi Chen: "..."

[The desire to survive makes me unfollow.

[Being able to sing like this, my boyfriend has to run five.

[My roommate went peacefully.

[...The death song has expanded??

[Hahahahaha everyone around you raised their guns!Stop singing!!!

Yu Yan was singing intently, and suddenly a meteor flashed across his head——

[1Send a meteor shower in the yanxyan live broadcast]

Yu Yan: "..."

Yu Yan: "?!?!?!"

The singing stopped abruptly, Yu Yan's mind went down, and countless bold and bold thoughts flew through his head——

1When did you come in?!

He heard it all??

...... Is he too late to die now?

Seeing that he lost his voice, the two buddies in the game finally calmed down.

The man driving the car laughed dryly: "Ha, ha ha, very, very nice..."

The people around him put away their guns in shock: "...sounds good."

When they reached the destination marked on the map, the two got out of the car at the fastest speed.

"I search the house on the left."

"Then I will search here..."

Yu Yan was still sitting in the car stupidly, not moving for a long time.

I got stuck?Why isn't the anchor moving?

[Moved by your own singing?

[1When did the boss come?Hahahahaha actually sent a meteor.

The two men who were searching the building were chatting privately with the voice of the team.

The one who drove said: "Fuck me, I can't do this girl, just kill and concentrate on playing, I'm still getting goose bumps!"

"Don't." The other hesitated, "...I think it's cute?"

"...?" The man was dumbfounded, "Then your taste is quite special."

Urged by the barrage, Yu Yan finally made a move.

He got out of the car, entered a house that had not been searched, picked up the M416 on the ground, loaded it, and went upstairs.

During this period, he didn't say a word.

[This strange silence... makes me feel that something big is about to happen.

As soon as Yu Yan went up the stairs, he saw the expansion magazine lying quietly on the ground. He loaded it on the gun, quickly filled it up, and then walked to the balcony.

The two people opposite jumped out of the building.

"Hey, girl..."

When they were completely exposed to his vision, Yu Yan did not hesitate to raise his gun and open the mirror——

Bang bang bang!!

Dozens of gunshots sounded, and the two of them didn't react until they fell to the ground.

"Fuck me?" The one with the gun was dumbfounded, "What's the matter, Miss? Do you think we just made you unsatisfied?"

[This is the ultimate dog licking, I am Buddha.

[This sentence is good, write it down!

Yu Yan jumped down, taking advantage of the time to make up the bullet, he resumed his original voice, and said leisurely: "Sorry, I am a man."

"..."

"..."

Both of them seemed dumbfounded and didn't speak for a long time.

[This kind of desperate silence, I saw it for the second time.

[Fart, didn’t you just spray it last time, hahahaha]

Just when Yu Yan was about to make up for the death, the gunman opened his mouth again.

"Don't, miss...little brother." He paused, seeming to be meditating, and finally, he mustered up the courage, "Men are also good, are you women's ladies? No, otherwise, let's add WeChat?"

Yu Yan: "..."

This time, he directly ignored the lively water friends on the barrage, and made up for death with two shots.

After showing two boxes beside him, he sighed.

...This way, he paid too much.

Obviously the game has only started for more than ten minutes, but he feels even more tired than the usual live broadcast for a day.

After licking their boxes, he got in the car before and left.

Tuantuan spoke tentatively: "Xiaoyan, are you angry?"

Yu Yan was taken aback: "Huh? No."

[Why don't you speak if you are not angry?

[I saved this video, it must be a dark history after the anchor goes viral.

[I found out that since the boss 1 entered the room, the anchor hadn’t said much.The boss gave me the meteor, the anchor didn’t thank you...]

Yu Yan just remembered, and hurriedly said, "I'm sorry...I was too nervous just now, I forgot. Thank you for the meteor of 1, thank you for the little star..." He read out the ID number that gave him the gift, one by one. Thanks.

One suddenly asked, "Who is 1? Can someone tell me?"

The meaning of the words is obviously that the number has been opened squatting in the live broadcast room.

Popular science immediately began in the barrage.

[1 is the owner of this live broadcast room, it seems that the anchor has been in this live broadcast room since the beginning of the broadcast.

[This boss doesn't come often, he sends meteors every time he comes.

[The boss is a newcomer to the game. When they play two games, the anchor gives the boss everything like a kid.

"Fuck me." Number One clapped his hands, "I locked these two people!"

Number two: "Is this the number one on the star-tributing list? Male female?"

[Man, the voice is very nice!I feel soft when I hear...]

[I know this question!The boss's nickname for the anchor is "little anchor"!

Number two: "Sun, it's locked!! I swallowed the key in my stomach!!!"

Yu Yan was so anxious that he wanted to thunder.

The more talked on the barrage, the happier I got. 1 still stayed steadily in the live broadcast room without saying a word.

For a long time, Yu Yan held out a sentence: "Don't talk nonsense."

He walked into a wild house, saw the gun lying in front of him, and finally found a subject that could be transferred, "Is this the gun just updated today? Do you want to see me shoot the M4 or shoot a new one? I heard a new gun Not very useful."

[1What gun does the boss like to play with the anchor?

[So, is the M24 a token of love between them?

Yu Yan: "..."

In this game, he basically took two steps to watch a barrage, and then he was irritated by the half-joking YY of the water friends. He played a serious disorder, and he barely played wildly to avoid the battle. At that moment, he was shot and headshot.

Returning to the game hall, Yu Yan thought about leaving the room quickly. The three female anchors were so powerful that he couldn't stand it.

The phone in front of him rang unexpectedly.

1: What does it mean that we are locked on the barrage?

Yu Yan:...

1: Huh?

Yu Yan shook his fingers and replied: I am not quite sure either.

1: Oh.

1: Sing very cute.

Sure enough, he heard it all!!

Yu Yan wanted to cry without tears, struggling to be rescued, only when he typed out the word "I", another message popped up on the phone.

1: Someone believes me privately and asks if he can draw our fan pictures.

1: What does the doujin map mean?Portrait painting?Draw game characters or something else?

Are these people the devil?!!!

How to draw fan pictures for people who don’t even know their looks!!You told me!!!

Yu Yan: ...Yes, portrait painting, just refuse it.

1: Oh, I agree.

Yu Yan:????

The author has something to say: The title of the song in the article is "I'm Mike Picking Up the Sao" Netease Cloud Music