Rakugo in Another World

After that, they watched a "different world video terminal (TV)" for about an hour.

Looking at the clock, the time was circling Shiva-Silvia (3 p.m. in Japan).

"Dear Damaya, This one seems very strong."

That's how Klein points to "a different world video terminal (TV)."

There is definitely a strong man shaking his sword and knocking down his enemies.

But as soon as Damaya saw it, she smiled bitterly and shook her neck sideways.

"Oh, this is crané.He certainly looks like a very good swordsman, but unfortunately he's a fake. "

"A fake? No, but please take a look.I just blew up four or 50 people with a big sword at once.Such fierce men are like "invincible prison gatekeeper Haven-Kosner" in Japan.Isn't this the Savior?

Damaya is in more and more trouble with Clanger, who talks with his eyes shining.

"No, no, Krane. Hmm.I don't know how to explain it...It's called "Drama."I'm not really fighting.Simulate a battle and play it as a video to entertain people.In other words, it's one of the entertainments. "

"Ah, is it entertainment?Ah, is this it?

"Oh, yeah."

Still an obviously skeptical look.

--It's not impossible.

When it comes to drama, Damaya thought it was real until recently.

One day, by seeing something called a "making video," Damaya finally learned that the "drama" was made.And the other day, I was able to come to the mysterious answer that the man who was supposed to have been decapitated was cooking with a laugh on another show.

"In other words, both samurai and ninja are fake.Even if you summon them, you will simply summon someone in the profession of 'actor' from another world.Actors are useless in the terminal. "

"It's useless to be an 'actor'....No way..... "

Klange murmured as if she were stunned.

"But why do people from other worlds make such a lie and enjoy it?"

In that question, Madaiah speaks of his theory.

"Hmm. I mean, the other world is peaceful.Perhaps they have destroyed all their enemies.There is no real war, so I will do the imitation.If you think so, no, it's still a terrible species. "

"They're hungry for war."

Yeah, that's right.

They looked at each other and shared an incomprehensible fear of the other world.

Watching another show, Klange raised her voice.

"Dear Damaya, how about this one?Come on, it looks like you're a big learner. "

"Oh, he's the announcer."

"Are you an announcer? What is Announcer?

"The footage being streamed now is a different world information program (news).Well, magic newspapers and stuff like that. "

Oh, I see.

Crane nodded many times and stared at the announcer.

"They naturally have enormous knowledge, but they are also familiar with the knowledge of the world over there.But if you have common sense, if you come to this world, you may be confused, and it may not be the place to save the world. "

"I see. Maybe that's what it is."

― ― At least if you were doing karate courses or ancient martial arts courses.

Damaya was thinking about getting her hands on it.

Because the Prophet told me, there can be no mistake in the fact that the Saviors are summoned.Then it was around there that Damaya seemed likely to be the Savior.The martial artist who comes to the course is not a fake.Indeed, he is a man who has made great strides in his path.They must be able to take advantage of the technology even if they come to the terminal.

Afterwards, scholars who are familiar with military law, etc.

Because the brave already exist in the cytopia, Damaya thought that the Savior might not mean a martial arts artist, but a wise man.Doesn't Klane's announcer seem to be in the wrong direction in that sense?

And then it's a weapon.

Occasionally, the news is a powerful weapon of another world.

Large objects like birds flying in the sky, or cylinders that blow fire.From the screen, it appears to have super powerful magic powers.

If we can recall all the people who use it...

- That's right. Perhaps it would be best to wait for the news of the "militia".

Damaya decided to target the Summon Monster to a different world weapon.

― ― If you see a weapon from another world, you have to clap your hands at the right time.

And three days passed.

That's not how the show you're looking for works when you're looking for it.

I saw a weapon called "Osprey" several times, but I missed the time.

Even if "Osprey" appeared and I slapped my hand, the video immediately changed and summoned the announcer, there was nothing I could do.Things bet on the survival of the terminal.I'm sorry if I made a mistake.The heavy pressure compelled me to be very careful.

"Osprey" seems to have a narrow feeling of being single in other worlds, but he is a hero when he comes to the terminal (if he summons "Osprey" in the first place, Damaya doesn't know that he will be in trouble because he is almost certainly an American driving "Osprey").

Damaya calms down again and waits for the moment the weapon appears.

On the other hand, Kluane is looking down with vague eyes.It is clear that both strength and energy are exhausted.

Hah, sigh and murmur.

"Damaya's mission is to observe other worlds all year round in front of this' different world video terminal (TV) '.No, it's more harsh than you think.In the last three days or so, I'm going to make a sound already. "

"Mm-hmm. I guess so.That's why viewers are said not to be human. "

Damaya's mental strength was extraordinary.It's perfectly all right to watch a different world video terminal (TV) in the sun while sleeping and eating Mammamman Ma (sweets from the terminal)."When others are working hard, I don't feel any backwardness without working."This is the best qualities a viewer (watcher) needs.Damaya has been the youngest viewer (watcher) since she was bought this rare talent.The youngest viewer (watcher) and the youngest summoner in history.In that regard, Damaya is very close to Klane.

"Well, the trick I can say is to find one of my favorite shows."

Klein greatly agrees with the words.

"Oh, yes, I would have surrendered a long time ago if it hadn't been for the" Ha Kappa "(animation)."

"Yes, yes, yes."Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

At first, "Dear Damaya,The painting is moving on its own!Let it go, it's the end of the world!It was a crane that was trembling in prayer to God, but now it was completely a prisoner of "Ha Kappa".

When I noticed it, "Spring, summer, autumn, winter, morning, noon and evening ♪", the terminal had no four seasons, but it was silent.

Looking at the clock, it is Rhonder-Romeon (7pm in Japan).

That's where the show switches.

The text "Tuesday Seating" appeared on the screen.

--Well, was it Tuesday today?

Crane stared at Damaya, who suddenly stepped forward.

"Dear Damaya, is something wrong?

"Oh, no. This has nothing to do with the summons.Well, I'm out of breath. "

"Ah, for me, it's like 'Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.'"

"That's right. I have to take a break.It would be nice if Kleinje could relax. "

"Yes, and what the hell is this show?

"This is a raven."

"Lacgo, is that you?

Mmm, Damaya nods.

"It's one of the traditional performing arts in other worlds.It's one of the areas where I'm focused on research. "

Really?

On the screen, a man dressed in strange clothes is talking on a red table.

"I don't know what's going to stick together or go away when I say I'm with a man and a woman, but in my immeasurable place..."

"Oh, is this a 'well teacup'...?

Klein sees Damaya in surprise.

"Idochawan...? Dear Damaya,Do you know what's going to happen now?

"Oh, it's the same magic.Do you know if it's fire magic, water magic, or healing magic?The macra he just said will tell us what he's going to do. "

Damaya nodded with joy.Klange is tilting her neck because she doesn't know what it means.

"So he's a wizard?

"No, but, um, I don't know what to say.Play alone. Play is a storyteller..... "

"Is it like a poet?The role of the gods and heroes as epics. "

"... hmm.Well, that's what it is.In other worlds, people like that are called "samurai."

It would be impossible to describe precisely.Damaya got in trouble and decided to nod appropriately.

"Is it Hanashika?So, what kind of epic is Idochawan?

As soon as he was asked, Damaya's eyes glowed with joy and spoke to the rapper.

"No, I don't think so.An honest scrap shop (like a recycling shop) Buddha statue bought one day by Kiyobei from a Ronin named Chiyoda Fiji Sai in a poor longhouse.The Buddhist statue stood in the sight of the young samurai of the Hosokawa family, Saemon Takagi, and was sold in 200 sentences.However, when Takagi was polishing the Buddha statue, which had become a little dirty with that era, there were as many as 50 minor judgments from among the Buddha statues.Takagi summoned Kiyohei from the scrapyard again and said, "I bought a Buddha statue, but I didn't intend to buy a parole.I was asked to return these 50 pairs to the Ronin named Chiyoda. "However, Chiyoda said in Chiyoda, "When 50 pairs of Buddha statues that I sold once came out, please return them to me, it is the name of the samurai.It belongs to Mr. Takagi who bought it.I can't accept it. "Give it back, take it back, take it back, don't take it back, go between two honest samurai, it's a tough Qing Bei Wei.The landlord of the poor longhouse where Chiyoda lived, he said, "I heard this is a good story." He said, "Chiyoda-sama and Takagi-sama, why don't you both take 20 pairs and give Kiyohei from the scrapyard the remaining 10 pairs as a nuisance.How about this?". Takagi accepts 20 pairs thanks to the landlord's offer.However, Chiyoda refused to accept the offer, saying, "I can't take it anyway."The landlord then suggested that instead of receiving 20 pairs, he should not give Takagi anything. Chiyoda was reluctant to say, "I don't have 20 pairs of collateral at home," but at that time, he offered Takagi 20 pairs of tea bowls instead.It was thought that this would end the story, but it stayed in the ears of Hosokawa's lord, and he was greatly impressed and said, "What a good story, the rest has a good servant.Fuck Takagi. That teacup, I will forgive you as I see it , and Takagi came to see you.This is amazing.It's like a gatekeeper standing before a king.At that time, an expert appraiser from the Hosokawa family who happened to be there said, "Sir, can you show me that teacup?"The appraiser said that the tea bowl was a "well's tea bowl" and it was a great value.After hearing the story, Hosokawa's grandmother decided to buy the teacup from Takagi for 300 pairs.Now, 300 large pieces of money have arrived at Takagi's hand, but the tea bowl originally belonged to Chiyoda.Naturally, I'm in trouble.I can summon Kiyohei from the scrapyard again and tell him to bring 150 pieces of the half price back to Chiyoda.However, Chiyoda won't accept it, and Kiyohei will be in trouble.So I came up with the idea, "Chiyoda-sama, why don't you give Takagi-sama the same thing as the teacup earlier?" Chiyoda-sama shook her head and said, "We don't have 150 worth of things." But then, when she looked at her daughter, she said, "If Takagi-san is single, and you can have my daughter, you can have 150 pairs as the support money for marriage."Takagi, who heard this, was also surprised by the boulder, but he said, "If it's Mr. Chiyoda's daughter, there's no mistake.Takagi Saemon, thank you for your help. "This is a warm story that honest and honest people weave together as a group.What do you say, Klein? Wouldn't that be interesting?Yellow?

"Hah...."

All the muscles were talked about earlier and nothing seemed interesting. Crane felt quite disgusted by Damaya's sudden pleasant commentary, but Damaya did not say anything because she was higher in the court.

And as soon as he finished talking, Damaya went to the screen and started watching "rakugo" in a fascination.

Takagi-sama, we've gone.

Oh, Seibei.So, Mr. Chiyoda received 50 pairs?

"No, I can't take it with my sword...."

What? I have to take 50 pairs.What a sunny day...But this Takagi can't lose as a samurai either.Kiyohei, whatever you do, let me take it!

Damaya nodded enthusiastically and admired Takagi, Chiyoda, and both.

Shredder! Seibei!There you are! Sit down!300 pairs of gold! I'm confused!

When 300 cars rolled into the tall tree, they laughed and rolled around the floor in a troubled play.

Takagi-sama, that lady over there, she's doing a good job now, but polish her up.Put some money on it. You look different.

No, I don't want to polish it, I don't want another trial.

And to the wonderful timing of the sage and the total quality of its houses,

"Oh, well done!

I couldn't help but applaud.

"Ah, Damaya...."

"Ah...."

It was too late for them to notice.

Damaya tapped her hands continuously with the Summon Night Ring equipped.

The club (ring) and the "different world video terminal (TV)" glowed, and the two dazzled their eyes.

And when the light was gone, he opened his eyes, and there sat a skinny man in a kimono with a cushion.