Rakugo in Another World

"What are you going to do?Dear Damaya, "

"There's nothing we can do, there's nothing we can do"

Damaya and Klane walked about the castle town.Behind him is a skinny kimono man summoned from another world.

"Minister... you were very angry."

"Ahh....."

I hit the hammer, but Damaya didn't want to remember.

I went to report the incident to the Minister the other day.Crane told me that I wanted to escape, but that's probably not the reason, so I went to the office.

"It's been a long time since I've seen a minister so angry.That was before. Maybe it was when the demon curse killed 10,000 people. "

"Ah, 'Fear of Curobes the Murderer'.It was before I was born. "

"Yes, since then.No, more than that. "

"Well, sure.Cytopia's mission, no, failed at the fate of the world.It's no wonder the minister gets angry. "

Klein 'er's words were quite right.

"Ah, but... I don't think I'm going to get slapped at this age."

"... yeah"

Damaya has been holding her left cheek ever since she left the royal palace.His back turned pathetically, and he felt quite depressed.

When Damaya explained the incident, the minister was beaten with great momentum.

Crane was deeply touched by where that agility was hidden in the skinny minister like that dead tree.Fortunately, it was accepted that Damaya was responsible for everything (although it is true), and I was not blamed for it, so I was able to calmly watch the moment when more than 50 people were beaten up by my boss, just like so many other HRs.

Further, Klein et al.

--The man who was summoned was wearing a kimono.

The minister was foolish, and the expectations of other high-ranking people when they saw the kimono were not halfway up.The minister's anger has also become terrible due to the fall since the truth was discovered.

If it wasn't the same, it would have been 10 times better for a half-naked man with a worn-out, torn nose.If you think about the difference, you can be sure.

Krane was reflecting wholeheartedly that he should have been taken at least half naked.

However, the reason I summoned him was because "his slander was great and I accidentally applauded him."Crane thought it would be better if it was done with a bottle.I have no choice but to be executed.

What are you going to do, Damaya?

Krane asked again.

"No matter what you do or do, you have to ask the minister for forgiveness somehow."

The minister said, "I don't want to see your face!Get out of here, you useless bastard!"and they threw me out of the castle early.Damaya was at a loss.

"But, Damaya, even if you summon the true Savior, as I said, it will take another 10 years to inject magic."

"I know. But what if we don't use it to send him back to the other world?"

Damaya looks back at the man in the house.He holds the cushion that comes with him in his chest and follows Damaya and Klane as he looks around in a rare way.

"Yeah? I mean, it's gonna take 20 years?Until we summon the true Savior. "

"That's what happens.Is that the only way to restore the minister's trust? "

"No, why don't you wait over there?At least ten years from now, we need to summon a decent Savior.No, 10 years from now, it's impossible, actually. "

Ten years later, it's stupid, and a year later, the threat of cytopia is imminent.Crane was overwhelmed by Damaya's breathlessness.

"Hey, Kranje. What a decent house, isn't it?He's a great technician. "

--I didn't expect you to bite me like that.However, Klein 'er will fight back immediately.

"Do you think it's proper?

"No, well, that's...Would you excuse me? "

"Was it Hanashika?Is the profession good at martial law?

"... no"

"Are you excellent in battle?

"... no"

"Can you use magic?

"... no, I told you not to use it."

Damaya objected with a small voice that looked bad.

"It's like a poet, right?I've never heard of a poet as a messiah.Again, Damaya-sama is out of order, this is... "

"No, I just accidentally applauded."

"You say you accidentally destroyed the world?

"No... What do you mean, you don't have to say that...?"

When Damaya was about to burst into tears, she felt her gaze from behind.The man in the house was staring at Damaya with a smile.

"What's going on?

When Damaya asks, the man of the house answers happily with a smile.

"Yes, apparently I was uninvited.I'm sorry. Damaya-san "

"No, you're not responsible, so don't apologize.This is the one who apologizes.Suddenly summoned to another world, you don't know anything about the situation.... well, what do I have to explain? "

"Oh, thank you.With regard to the situation, I understand the reaction of my husband since I came here and the Minister's sword earlier.Apparently it was a mistake. "

The man with the terrible Damaya on his ass waved his hand and chatted.

"We don't make mistakes.What should I really apologize for? "

"Already, Damaya.Raise your head. "

On the shoulder of Damaya, who was too embarrassed to fade in, he lowered his head and said with a laugh.

"The conditions for summoning me were applauded, and I was summoned by mistake.If you were able to show me a trick that would make me forget the most important thing in the country, this would be the highest honor for the entertainer. "

……

"So, let me thank you.Thank you for summoning me. "

"... if you say so, this old man will also be saved."

Klein was listening to the conversation with interest.Does everyone have such personality as Hanashika?They say it was a mistake to suddenly be summoned to another world.Isn't it normal to get lost and angry?Or is this man special, not Hanashika?

"I will handle your treatment responsibly."

"Well, just say what.We don't have company in that world.Nothing particularly untrained.So, I don't mind if you put it behind me.Swimmersen, I heard a little talk. "

"No, that's... that's why..."

In that word, Damaya thankfully did not apologize, but was about to weep.

"Anyway, I'll think about the future, so I'll arrange a bed and dinner for today."

"Oh, that's helpful.You're hungry, too.Hey, Master Klange, you must be hungry because you're the youngest. "

"Yeah, that's right. Enjoy the food at the terminal today."

"Yeah, it's gone."

Crane returns a smile to the smile of her family.Kluane herself, who doesn't usually show a smile to people, is surprised.I've never met anyone like this who calms people's hearts.It is as pure as a baby and reassuring as a grandparent.--Is that what Hanashika is?

"Let's eat something warm, Damaya."

Oh, yeah.

So, when I finally saw Damaya smiling back, the man in the house nodded happily.

"Yes, that's right, Damaya-san.I have to smile for a very long time. "

As he searched for a restaurant, the man in the house asked Damaya a number of questions.

"There are people of various races.Um, how long is your ear?

Slowly point at each other and ask.

"Oh, he's an elf."

"Elf, you've heard of it somewhere.Was it a game or something?How about that beard?

"Oh, that's a dwarf."

"I've heard that somewhere.Ha, that's amazing.This country is made up of different species of cytopia. "

"No."

Damaya shakes her head and denies it.

"Originally, this cytopia was composed of almost pure humans until recently.But recently, the Elves and Dwarves were attacked by the Demons, and they were chased.It's a refugee. "

"Well, then, we have to work with Elves and Dwarves to defeat the Demons."

"Yes, that's right.If it were true..... "

……

The man in the house looked at Damaya's serious face from the side and seemed to be thinking of something, but said nothing more.

Another question flies as soon as you change your mind.

"Damaya-san, Damaya-san.What is that? There is something like a handle on the shoulder of the armor.Is it famous armor?Warriors who are walking a lot are wearing the same clothes.Is it popular in cytopia?

The armor pointed out by the man in the house certainly had a rounded cutout on the shoulder rest, which looked exactly like a handle.

"Oh, that's called 'useful armor'.As I said, it's very popular among warriors right now. "

Oh, 'handy armor'?What an easy-to-understand, clean name.So, what's convenient?

"First, you can remove it from your gear and fold it small.It's like a little bag, so you can walk with that handle when you carry it. "

"Oh, that's handy.After the battle is over, we can go shopping and go home. "

"Ha ha, that's right."

Damaya laughs naturally, according to the wizard.

The man in the gardener seemed to be interested in the terminal for a long time, after which he also heard about it from Klange.

"Master, Master Krane.By the way, this terminal seems to have the same language, but speaking of the difference with Japan.... "

"Yes, I'm not a viewer (watcher), so I think Damaya knows more about culture, that's what we do with race, the existence of magic, and then the time..."

"Oh, that's right.Ah, Master Krane. Now, that animal like koshi.... "

As long as it doesn't matter, Damaya is half younger than herself from earlier, and the lower rank in the court is "Master", and Damaya is just "Mr." attached.But that's all I was worried about.