Rakugo in Another World

And the three stood in front of a tavern called "Ultra Raku Tavern."The housekeeper liked this shop.

"Let's do it here.This is a good place. It's a good luck, isn't it? There's a lot of fashion going on in 'Ultra Raku Tavern'. "

"There is also a 'Hell's Dining Room' across the road, but is this okay?

"Ahahah! Master Krane.Of course it's decided... "

― ― It's decided in "Ultra Raku Tavern".

Then the three entered the "Ultra Raku Tavern".

"You said you wanted to eat something warm.Crane, can I get you a chinchillone? "

"Yes"

Sitting in an empty seat, Krane called the clerk and ordered the chinchillone immediately.

The shop was crowded with many races, and the housekeepers looked at the surroundings interestingly after they arrived at their seats, asking Crane a lot.Some species, such as half-elfs and hobbits, have not been seen on the road, so they seem to be hearing about it.

"Don't you think it's Damaya's?"

There, a man called out to Damaya.

"This is it, Luca."

He is a young man in light clothing.And Damaiah is a known friend.I know Klein too.

"Have you been drinking again since daytime?

"Ah, I guess I can't help it.I don't have a good job. "

"What will you do if you say such a thing?What? What happened to the armor?How about a sword? "

Damaya looks at the unpleasant hunch and asks.

"Yeah, I sold it."

"Did you sell...?

I sold the warrior's soul.And Damaiah had no choice but to face up, and to look up to heaven.

"Well, don't look so impatient.The world will perish anyway.Oh, take someone you don't know.Are you Clara's friend?

Notwithstanding Damaya's lamentable thoughts, Lucca sees the man in the house as unusual.

"No, Lady Luca.Well, there were a lot of things about this guy.It's complicated. "

Crane panicked to deceive me.The discovery of the royal palace's malaise involves trust in the people.

"Hmm. Well, I'm not interested.Bye, Clara.And someone in weird clothes. "

That said, Lucca walked flutteringly to another seat.So he found an acquaintance, waved his hand with a smile, and headed to another table.

In the meantime, Chinchirone was brought in.

The bowl is filled with white hot air.

"Um, don't you have chopsticks...?

"Yes, there are no chopsticks in this world.Please use your two sticks. "

"Oh, this is like a two-stranded version of a fork.Ah, that smells good. "

Let's have it right away.

Damaya presses the two protrusions of the two bars against the eye, lightens the eye massage, and then eats chinchillone.

The housekeeper also rubbed the chinchillone noodles with two sticks.

"Oh, this is delicious.It's a flavor that's going to make me sick. "

"That's good."

Damaya stroked her chest down.

"In the middle of ramen and pasta, the dashi uses a special spice.It tastes like nothing in my world. "

"Yeah, that's right.It's no exaggeration to say that cytopia is a national diet. "

"Oh, how much is this?

"16 hips. Ah, cytopia currency is called hip."

Oh.

At that time, Kluane didn't miss the moment she heard 16 hips, her eyes shining like a child who thought of pranks.

"Hip? Oh, speaking of which, if you live in this world, you have to earn money."

"No, I was responsible for that...."

As Damaya was about to say so, a loud bang on the table sounded all over the shop.

"Hey! Say it again, Nagano."

"Oh, I'll tell you again and again.The dwarf didn't have enough money, so he turned the castle over to the demons. "

"What the hell!

At the back of the shop, an elf laughed and teased the dwarf.The dwarf blushed and looked angry.Obviously not a good mood.Behind the other two, there are about 10 elves and dwarves, whether friends or family, holding each other back.

"I guess it's true.It was a big landmark on the entrance of the hidden passage that leads to the center of the castle for the reason that "I don't know what to do anymore."

"That's why the Demons found us and allowed us to infiltrate.Who are you calling stupid, not stupid?

Another elf followed and the rest laughed together.

"What the hell! Even the prime minister, who used his head to think only of his own country, suffered a total attack of the demons when he was carefully planning his own politics, and the country died in one day.There's no one to fight for. "

Now it was Dwarf's turn to point at the elf and laugh.

You!

"What the hell! You're gonna do it!

Elf and dwarf leaders grab each other's breasts.

Others were anxious to start a struggle at any time.

Among them was a mixture of small children.

As he watched the situation, the housekeeper talked to Damaya.

Somehow, it's quite lively over there.

"Hah... I'm embarrassed, this is the biggest problem of cytopia right now.Refugee issues, inter-ethnic strife. "

Damaya sighs and looks at the house.

"Especially the bad relationship between Elves and Dwarves is serious.If we didn't make the demons our common enemies, it would have been enough for the nations to go to war. "

"I see. The Demons were in a good balance."

"Yeah, exactly. But that was also because they were away from each other.These skirmishes have been happening everywhere since I became a refugee and started seeing each other every day at the site peer. "

The housekeeper sharpened his lips and struck his head with a fan that came out of his pocket sometime.

"I see. Even though the world is in crisis, we shouldn't quarrel among ourselves.We need to get along. "

"Exactly. But I can't think of anything to help us get along."

Well then, I'll go there a little bit.

To put it mildly, the housekeeper stood up and walked out with a cushion and a star.

"Hey! Where are you going?

Looking back at Damaya's voice, she smiled.

"Damaya loved my tricks, didn't she?And that put me in a dangerous position. "

Damaya is in a good state.That is not the answer to the question.

"What are you saying?

"No, I thought it might be a bad idea to try and save the world for Damaya."

That's what I said, fufu laughed and walked out with the star again.

"Wait a minute."

He doesn't look back this time.

They headed straight for the center of the commotion.

"Excuse me for interrupting.You two. "

While the elves and dwarves were grasping their chests, they sat down as they got up and jumped on the table.

"What are you!?

"I'm in the way. Get out of my way."

Of course, Elves and Dwarves stare at the house in an amazing way.However, he has a cool expression and a slender attitude.

"I can't get out of the way.I can't leave here until you two get along. "

Two people suddenly appeared to face the human, but immediately anger appeared in the front, blaming the man.

It's none of your business.

"Yes, this is our problem with elves and dwarves.I want you to pull me in. "

"I don't know what to say.Brothers and sisters, the earth is round, doesn't stop at the terminal, goes down to the white line and forms an alignment. "

"... who the hell are you?!?

"It's me? I can only fight in the square I'm sitting in, I'm a worthy housekeeper."

"Hanashika? What the hell is that?New profession?

It's a conversation that doesn't really get the gist from earlier.Elves and dwarves felt a strange creepiness at the man in front of them.

"So, you two really can't get along?

"Of course. Where's the reason you're here all of a sudden to listen?"

The man looked a little troubled by the way he cut off and threw away the elf, but immediately returned to smile and made a suggestion.

Well, how about that?I'm going to show you how to play.If you can see the trick and laugh at it, you'll make up for it.

An elf leader laughs at the offer.

"What, you're just a street entertainer?"

"Should I sing a song?!

"Throw a knife?

"If it's a spectacle, you're welcome!If it wasn't boring, you'd know!

Elves and dwarves are blamed by both sides, but where does the man blow the wind?He listens to the scolding gossip that is thrown from all directions.Absolutely an eating attitude.

"Sorry, I don't sing, I don't throw knives."

"So, what are you doing?

It's a rakugo.

"... Lacgo?

Like Hanashika, the leader of the dwarf can only tilt his neck when he hears it for the first time.

"Well, I don't mean to sound familiar.In the meantime, if you could just watch it, you would be able to grasp the general atmosphere. "

That said, the man shook his hand and urged the elves and dwarves to return to their seats.Although they seemed to be displeased with each other, the man in front of them is interested in the "Lacgo" that he will be showing now.

"You. If we hadn't laughed... you know that, right?

"Yes, you can cook as soon as you like."

……

Both sides arrived at the table in the form of a greedy mood.

This is the historic moment when "rakugo" descended on the terminal.

From this seat, all the legends began.

A story of a samurai who saves the world by slandering.

"Er, please have a seat with me in a ridiculous way every time."

The sound of a man passing by resounds in the tavern.

"For today, just remember my name and face.My name is Kazufuku. I'm Kazufuku Rakutei. "

Having said that, Kazufuku Rakutei, a housekeeper from another world, lowered his head deeply.