Rakugo in Another World

"Your world seems to be in trouble.The demons attacked everything, chased the country, and now this country called Cytopia is everything.I'm actually from a different world today.How did you do that? It's the terminal, by train.Whatever you say, don't you understand, hahahaha "

In the tingling air, only the cheerful voice can be heard in the wrong place.

Damaya didn't care what Ichifuku would do.

"What the hell is Ichifuku-sama going to do..."

"Dear Damaya, perhaps Ikfuku-sama was involved in an arbitration between Elves and Dwarves."

"I know that!

Damaya stares at Kiki and Klange

"What I'm trying to say is, I wonder what the hell Ichifuku-sama is doing!

--Ah, no.This man is already in that disgusting mode.

Krane understood and gave up Damaya's words and actions, and the strange shine of her eyes.

"So, I just heard about the situation and how it happened, but I think it's hard for you all, but we need to get along.You know, if we get along, we might have a couple of elves and dwarves someday. "

Damaya reacts sharply to the phrase.

"Couple? 'Well's Tea Bowl'?But you said you had to get along.In that case, "Yusuke of Tortoise" is better suited to the story... but what do you think?

Damaya is totally enthusiastic about the "game of pointing at something from the front" that everyone goes through if she likes rakugo.

"Well, I can't fight because I'm hungry.I'm at the corner tavern.Why don't we eat together and deepen our rapprochement?I asked Master Klange over there a while ago, but isn't it true that there are stalls in this world?After drinking and figuring it out at this "Ultra Raku Tavern", a shime cup at the stall is also a diaper.... "

"No way! Time udon?Soba? "

Damaya was struck by something completely different from her own imagination, and noticed another desperate fact, and became frustrated.

"Dear Damaya? What's the matter with you?Is there a problem with "Udon at that time"?

"... no.Time udon, time soba.Because there are no udon noodles or soba noodles in this world!!

It shouldn't be interesting to do nonexistent food stories in this atmosphere."Udon noodles, I came from a different world of white noodles..."

Damaya nodded in despair, ready to die.Death here means getting off the throne without receiving any blessings.

--It's over.

However, in the next moment, Damaya will be scaled down from her eyes and shocked by the blessed words.

"Now listen, it's called Time (Chrono) Chinchirone."

"Oh... I see!What is Chinchirone? Enough!It's a boulder! Chinchirone instead of udon!

Damaya shouted loudly and hit him unexpectedly.

And when Ichifuku slammed the table with a fan - the world changed.

The atmosphere of the "Ultra Raku Tavern", which combines softness and hardness, became a liquid-like and mineral-like atmosphere that was difficult to describe.

Hey, I'm hungry.

Oh, yeah.

Let's go eat something.Ah, there's a Chinchirone stall nearby. "

Chinchirone. That's good.Especially on a cold day like today. "

Okay, it's settled.Let's go, let's go.Dash!

Corakora, I don't think I'm in such a hurry.Chinchirone's stall won't get away with it. "

Change the tone of voice and expression with the swing of the neck to the left and right to express the person.

It was completely different from Ichifuku who was talking earlier.The phrase "someone else has moved on" fits perfectly.

The taverns saw two people on the table.

A gentle man who seems to be slightly out, and a man who pulls that man, a man for his brother.

In this short period of time, the taverners understood the meaning of "solo play" not only by being taught, but also by the whole body (...).

"Ah! No!Chinchirone is no good. "

The missing man suddenly screams.

"Hey, what's up?From a barrel to a stick. "

My brother asks.

I don't have any money.

Hips?

Ah

"But even if you say no, you're not exactly zero hips.How much do you have?Let me out. "

Um... Wait a minute.

A man in between puts his hand on the kimono holder and pulls out his hip.

"Um, 12345678... eight hips."

Eight hips?

Aniki's man looks at the other side with a voice that sounds like a deep fool.

"Are you stupid?What can I buy for eight hips right now?Konbu? Skin clothes? Eight hips, so you can't buy anything.Hey, buy some horse shit. You got eight hips. "

It was the lost man who was angry with the gesture.

Well then, how much do you have?

Wait a minute.I'm coming out now.... don't be surprised. "

Aniki's man smiles with a smile, and when he puts his hand on the lid, he pulls out his hip.

1234567… Seven hips.

Well then, I guess I have one more hip!

"Excellent! That was a wonderful time!"Perfect use of garlic, no pretense, perfect timing!Returns are artistic!

Damaya wrapped his tongue around the extraordinarily high skill of one blessed man.

--This must cause a laugh.Damaya was convinced.

But no one in the tavern cares.

"Hmm, what...?

Damaya looked around with an incredible face.But if you think about it normally, it is.

The tavern was a mood of killing until the very end.

With Ichifuku starting a story, the air certainly changed.That is true.

But it's not like the murderous atmosphere has vanished.And in that way, there can be no laughter.

Still, Ichifuku didn't seem to care about anything.

Well, it would be better if I were seven hips.All right, let's eat chinchillone with both hips together. "

"Wait a minute. Seven and eight. Fifteen hips together.Can you eat chinchillone?The price of chinchillone is 16 hips.

― ― Was there such a reason that Ichifuku-sama asked about the price of Chinchirone earlier?

Klein put his perspectives into his information-gathering and application skills.No, I didn't have the vision to tell stories using Chinchirone so quickly at that time.However, his eyes at that time had a glow of certainty.I was putting it in a drawer as a stock for one day.I guess I just opened it a little earlier.But I don't think you can do it with a parallel head rotation.

"Dear Damaya, what is this" chrono chinchillone "about?Oh, it's easy and good.Please tell me the best thing. "

Krane asked Damaya.Don't forget to stick a nail that says it's simple and good.

"Ah, this sauce originally said 'time udon'.Simply put, two people without money eat 16 sentences of udon with only 15 sentences. "

"Udon is 16 sentences, chinchillone is 16 hips.It's a coincidence, but prices are exactly the same in other worlds and in the terminal. "

"Ah, that would have saved Ippuku-sama.That part of the number is important to me. "

Simply turning udon into chinchirone means something to the people of this world.

ICHIBUKU instantly identified it and started a different world raven called "Kurono Chinchirone".

"Do you eat 16 hips of chinchillone with 15 hips?

Oh, I'll take care of that.

Are you going to let the chinchillone shop pass you off?

Do such a pathetic thing!

As Damaya said, he insisted that his brother could eat chinchillone with 15 hips, and eventually the two of them split the cup, and went to the nearby chinchillone stall.

Look. I'll do everything I can to talk to the chinchillone shop, so shut up. "

Okay, so let me eat half of it properly.

Okay, okay.Whoa, chinchillone shop, a cup of chinchillone. "

Hello, welcome.

There are more prestigious characters playing ICHIBUKU.It's a chinchillone shop.

Customers, is it okay to have a drink?Would you like to take him with you?

My brother looked next to me and smiled with his nose.

Bring him? Hey, chinchillone shop.Look at this poor guy's gear.It's 100 years early to eat chinchillone. "

Still, the air in the tavern remains unchanged.

Hei, thank you for waiting.

A chinchillone shop presents a bowl.

When my brother received the bowl, he slowly raised his gaze up.

I saw the hot air.

Hey, it feels good to ask you to come out right away.Let's come back for something else.Can you tell me the name of the shop?

Hei, my name is "Ultra Rakuya".

"Ultra Rakuya."That's a good name.Your shop will definitely flourish. "

It's probably the name that made you aware of the blessed "Jikuraku Tavern".Crane wondered if it meant something like that, but the owner of the pub wasn't laughing, but he looked happy without heart.Is this what the other world video terminal (TV) said in the "Hospitality Course"?

Well then, I'll take it.

Aniki lifts the bowl and thinks the soup is tingling.

At that moment - deliberately, the air in the tavern moved.

The person in the front seat is slightly stepping forward and looking at ICHIBUKU's hand.Then I tilted my neck for a while.

When I heard the sound, I thought ICHIBUKU really drank soup.

However, in fact, Ichifuku only thinks of it as a bowl by rounding his hands, and naturally, there should not actually be chinchillone in the "air bowl".I know, but none of us have let it go.

--Hmm, it must be magic.

The elf leader concealed his inner upset and pretended to be calm.

--Hmm, they must have hidden some real chinchillone somewhere.

The Dwarf leader concealed his inner upset and pretended to be calm.

"Hey, chinchillone shop.I'm using good dashi for you.No, chinchillone is important for noodles, but soup is also important.Does this have a hidden taste?

"Hey, Milord. Just so you know.I put dragon scales in my hidden flavor. "

Dragon Scallops? I thought it made sense to have a fragrant taste and flavor.Ha, then I'll nod so delicious. "

Hei, thank you.

Well then, let's get noodles next time.

That said, Ichifuku opens the fan about a fifth and holds it in his right hand.It is a fan that expresses a twin or a stick.

And Ichifuku pressed a fan that looked like a two or a stick against his eyeballs.

--That's where a nice little laugh happened.

It was a dwarf child.

"What are you laughing at?"

The parent dwarf scolds the child, but the child laughs unbearably and points to the blessing.

"I mean, that's what the old man always does before he eats.It looks just like you. "

"No, well, definitely...."

So soft air was born in the tavern.

Indeed, people in this world sometimes massage their eyes with two or three sticks before eating.

Damaya is also a job that uses eyes all day long, so it is a habit that is often seen by dwarves who mainly work on fine workmanship, etc., and tend to tire their eyes.

The child's face was broken by the vivid depiction that his parents were always doing.

Above all, he has just come to this world.After entering the tavern, you can see how much human observation you've done.

If you don't miss the change in the air, Ichifuku puts the fan or two sticks in his right hand into the bowl.

"It's coming, it's coming...."

"What is it? Is it magic?

"Idiot! I'm going to eat chinchillone."

"Do you eat chinchillone...?Ah, so you don't have to take the chinchillone?He's still here with the leftovers. "

"Idiot! Description.Pretend. "

"Pretending...?

"Same soup as before.But it's soup.Noodles are amazing. Look at me. Look at me.Cook "

Ha.

Klein didn't get much guidelines, but I decided to return only the answers that I didn't care about for the moment.

Ippofuku takes two or three sticks out of the bowl, blows hoof and breathe, and pretends to cool the chinchillone.

And the next moment, I opened my big mouth and hit the tip of the two sticks!

Zuzu! Zuzu! Zuzuzu Zuzu!

Ooooo!! and a blur occurs without hesitation from the audience.

Elves, dwarfs, hobbits, humans, all the people in the tavern were blinded by their actions and shouted in surprise.

"Hofufu, Mog Mog Mog...Gokun "

Ichifuku moves his mouth and mouth, chews and swallows the chinchillone.

Immediately afterwards, he plunged the stick into the bowl again and ate the chinchillone.

Zuzu! Zuzu! Zuzu Zuzu Zuzu!

Ooooooo!!

Once again, the audience is stirring and the entire tavern trembles.

"What is he?Where do you get the chinchillone from?

"Summon Magic? I'm calling a chinchillone from another place into my mouth.Yes, it must be. "

"No, he's got a hint in his strangely long sleeved clothes.

The neighbors disagree that this is not the case.

No one imagines that Ichifuku is just pretending to be eating.

"Dear Damaya, What are you pretending to be?I'm definitely eating chinchillone.That's... "

Calm Kluane blames Damaya with an excited look.

Damaya glanced at the crane and slowly shook her head to the side.

"I didn't really eat it. I pretend I drank it.Pretend to eat.Pretend to laugh.I pretend to be angry "... that's what I'm talking about."

"... this is... lacgo"

Ah.

Damaya nodded forcefully with such an unusual face that she didn't think she had been slapped the other day.

"Besides, I can use the sound of Ichiboshi.Of course, I know the sound is different between udon and soba noodles.Soba noodles are thin and rinsed in small pieces, and udon noodles are thicker than soba noodles, so make them big and bold.And chinchillone is thicker than soba but thinner than udon!Inevitably, the sounds of soba noodles and udon noodles are also intermediate.... "Zuzu."

Every "Zuz" sounded like the same "Zuz" to Klane, but the shock from Ichifuku was too great to even object to Damaya.

"I researched that subtle spoon reduction with a chinchillone that I ate for the first time in my life.In other words, was Ichifuku-sama starting the simulation when she used it in rakugo the moment she put Chinchirone in her mouth?Suddenly summoned to another world, you were thinking about rakugo without knowing the right or left?Easy Pavilion Ichifuku... Osubeshi "

Rakugo continues. Everyone in the tavern has already stepped forward and paid attention to ICHIBUKU's behavior.

"Hey, let me eat too.I promise.

Oh, I know.I'll eat half first.Wait a little longer. "

Once you tease the missing man, Zuzuzu and his brother will eat Chinchirone again.

As I was moving my mouth, my brother's upper body was pulled by someone and slipped sideways.

Yeah, don't pull the armor.The handle will come off. "

"Hey, look, it looks like you're really pulling the armor."

"Ahahah! And that's a handy armor.It would be frustrating if you pulled the handle when you were equipped.Hahaha, it's reproducing well. "

There is a natural laugh among the guests and a conversation with the neighbor with a smile.

Every time my brother eats chinchillone, he pulls his armor.And every time, the audience laughs.Especially the children were laughing with their fingers pointed.

So don't pull.You will feed the dragon.Look, the chinchillone shop might be laughing.Here, it's your turn.I left it behind.

The missing man while he was finally able to receive the bowl.But I looked inside and shouted.

Hmm!? Oh, hey.Is this my chinchillone?

Yeah, I guess so.

I guess so... it's just three chinchillones swimming around.

Even now, there is a big laugh in the dialog that is about to cry.

Everyone was in the world of "chrono chinchillone".

Even as he cried, the look of the missing man while eating one "Z", one "Z" and the chinchillone invites the audience to laugh again.

"That monopoly must be a dwarf.It's delicious anyway. "

Dwarf's leader objected when the elf leader murmured happily.

"No, the way I wind smoke on my friends, the way I lay down, is my elf.He must be an elf. "

"What are you doing?

The elf stares at the dwarf.

Klange wondered if she would have another agony.

However, when they looked at each other and thought that they had smiled at each other, they started watching the rakugo.

Elves and dwarves. I wonder how many times there have been such gentle expressions between these species.

I don't remember Klein.Despite their common enemies, they always hated each other.

--Until just now.

This is the power of rakugo.

Perhaps he will.

It's really magical."Chrono Chinchirone".

What kind of future does this story lead to?

"Dear Damaya, How the hell do these two guys pay for a 16-hip chinchillone with only 15 hips?

"Oh! That's what this story is all about.That's like "Chrono Chinchirone", so I misled the price numbers at the time.............................. ah "

While saying that, Damaya felt the blood draining from her head.

"Oh my god...This is no good. "

"... Damaya-sama?

I don't understand why Damaya suddenly pretended to be a coward.And Damaiah smote the table with his abundance and his remorse.

"It's a fatal problem.This story, this story alone, was definitely not a choice at the terminal!