Rakugo in Another World

"Dear Damaya, What do you mean?Explain. Why didn't you choose this "chrono chinchillone"?

Damaya answers with a shrugging voice in the desperate pursuit of Krane.

"... the 'concept of time' is different."

"The concept of time"?What are you talking about?

As Damaya raised her face slowly, she finally started explaining with a somewhat calm expression.

"How do we describe the passage of time? 1 hour? 30 minutes? 45 seconds?

"Well, it's easy. I say," It's been an hour, "" I'm 30 minutes late, "or," It's settled in 45 seconds. "

That is common sense in the terminal.Clanger couldn't understand what Damaya was saying now.

"Yes, it's the same in other worlds.Let's hear it, Klein 'er.What time is it?

"Hee? It's Ronder Romeon now, right?

Looking up at the watch on the tavern, she immediately replied.

"Clanger, let's hear it again.We use numbers to represent time.But when it comes to time... how about that?

"Don't you use numbers (...) Dear Damaya.It's a blasphemy against God. "

That is common sense in the terminal.Clanger couldn't understand what Damaya was saying now.

"One second, one minute, one hour," he said, "you can use numbers for the passage of time, but it is said that God lives at the time, and it is forbidden to use numbers."Just represent the time in the name of God, who governs the time zone, and there is no other way to say it.

"In other words, the concept is different in different worlds and terminals, just as far as time is concerned. There is no time using numbers called '1: 00, 2: 00, 3: 00' (...)"

The terminal time consists of the names of the gods and heroes.Dragoon-Drago (at 1pm), Tornerico (at 2pm), Shiva-Silvia (at 3pm), Thomas Gibson (at 4pm), Native (at 5pm), Heavy Zarock (at 6pm), Ronder-Lomeon (at 7pm), Hengen-Coliich (at 8pm), Rivier-Sun (at 9pm), Neutral (at 10pm), Yoimar (at 11pm), and Carvan Cue (at 12pm). By the way, it is said that God is asleep in the morning, and in the morning it is basically called Sleeping Dragoon-Drago (at 1am), Back Heavy Zarock (at 6am), etc.

In Japan, for example, in other worlds, it is the same thing as using only the time display of children, ugly, and (c) even in modern times.

"But what is the problem?

"It's a big problem.Time udon goes bankrupt if we don't count the times with numbers. "

Damaya starts explaining to Klein, who can't grasp the guidelines.

"After that, it's time to pay the bill. It's time to turn 16 sentences of udon into 16 sentences.

Udon restaurant. How much is it?

Hei, it's 16 sentences.

I see. The udon shop, the money is fine, so give me your hand.

Hei, thank you very much.

Here we go. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.... udon shop. What time is it?

Hei, it's definitely now... 9 (9: 00)

10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16.Udon Shop, Dinner.

Hei, I don't know.

... that's how it works. "

Wow, Damaya-sama, you're good.

"It doesn't matter.I'm asking if you know what it means. "

"Yes, while you're paying, you ask the udon shop what time it is, which means that the udon shop counts one sentence.So even though I actually only have 15 sentences, I delude myself that I paid 16 sentences and deceive myself. "

"Well, that's the thing."

"Very well."

A crane that is truly impressed by Damaya's rales.But that's not what I really want you to understand.

"Well, I guess.I mean, what do you want to say after all.... "

"I understand. Does it mean that in a terminal without a culture where time is counted by numbers, meaning doesn't make sense in the first place?

Damaya nods loudly.

"Ah, my story will go bankrupt.This story must absolutely say the time in numbers.But there is no culture in this world where time is counted in numbers."The time udon was a mistake, the chrono chinchillone."

It is a big mistake to come here.

The price quote of 16 sentences and 16 hips per cup miraculously worked.

Maybe he was distracted.My legs were shattered.

Finally, laughter started coming from an audience as stiff as Orihalcon, and he came on a wave.

But still, if you desecrate such things as using numbers for God's dwelling time, everything is a blister.

Elves and dwarfs, no, humans and hobbits are furious, and the spear will go to one blessing.

"Ah, I have to do something to make Ichifuku know this fact."

Damaya can think about things.Let's just cut the crap.

In the end, you might still be better off.

It is unacceptable to call time by numbers.

"All right, Kleinje. I'm gonna stop this bullshit!

"Dear Damaya, please wait"

"What is it, Krane? Don't disturb me."

"No, it's not.Actually... I've already taught ICHIBUKU that counting different times between the terminal and the other world is different. "

"... you know what?

Damaya overhears.

"Did you tell him? Is that true?

"Yes"

Crane shakes her neck clearly and vertically.

"I've also been a little exposed to different cultures in the last few days.As a difference from the terminal, I realized that the concept of time was different.I thought it would be a big deal later if I didn't tell Ichifuku, so I told him from an early stage. "

"Then why 'time udon'...."

Damaya didn't understand.

At the terminal, we know that numbers are not used for time.

But I still threw a story called "Chrono Chinchirone."

What the hell are you going to do?How to deceive bills without numbers.

"Oh, chinchillone shop.How much for dinner?

Hei, 16 hips.

While I was saying that, the rakugo of Ichifuku had already arrived at the scene of accounting.

Even if I run now, I can't make it anymore.You can't stop telling stories.

--Ichifuku-sama...!!!!

At the earliest, Damaya believed in one blessing, but there was none.

16 hips. I'm sorry, Chinchirone, but the money is fine.Can you give me your hand?

Hei, thank you very much.

A chinchillone shop with both hands out.

"Here we go... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.Chinchirone shop... what time is it?

"Hei, now it's mostly... carvan-queue (...)"

"10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16.Hoi, store owner. You paid for it. "

Hei, wow.Please come back!

The next moment, the feelings of the pub were clearly divided.

Elves and humans nodded impressively.

Dwarves and hobbits are twisting their necks.

"Oh my God!! Did you get that hand?

And Damaiah opened his eyes openly, and barked loudly.

"Dear Damaya, that was...."

"Ah... it's a miracle.Crane, Lord, do you understand?The current technology of amazing earth!!

"Yes. Instead of using time as a number, you hooked the word 'queue' on the butt of 'carvan-queue' to '9', which means you created a '9' in fashion and misled the bill by connecting it with '10, 11, 12...'"

"Yes! Who the hell is that guy?Yeah!? Wow!!

"Sure it's amazing... but is that what it is, Hanashika?

Damaya shook her neck sideways with great momentum.

"It's not just Hanashika - it's a house full of incredible taste!!

"What? What? What was that all about?

"What? Didn't you get it, Dwarf's husband?

The elf talks to the dwarf laughing.

"No, I know!I mean, that guy lied about only 15 hips, and he actually had 16 hips, right?

"Bhaha!!

The elf blew out unexpectedly.

Damaya never saw an elf laugh.

"Cook... hey.... listen carefully.Listen, you know what? You asked me the time after 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 and the hip?And a chinchillone shop..... "

The elves are laughing and teaching the dwarf the meaning of the slang.

The dwarf is a dwarf. Yeah, well, he's desperately listening.

Looking at it, Damaya sighed and settled down.

"What? Damaya-sama, are you okay?I don't have to explain. "

"Oh, if it's like this when we're done with the stuff, we'll be fine."

If you keep it that tight and pretend to be something else...

"― ― Next, it's Ichifuku-sama's private arena.This tavern is wrapped in laughter. "

What is it?There was a way! "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.Chinchirone shop... what time is it?"Hei, now roughly... carvan-queue (...)" "10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16.Hoi, store owner. I paid for it "... this guy is amazing.All right, I'll do it again tomorrow night!!As it is today. I'll do exactly the same!

"No, it's impossible for someone like you to pass out.Time to quit. Hey, hey!... ahh, you left without even listening to me. "

"Er, that's why I'm this dumb man who missed out on chinchillone.Tomorrow, I'm going to do exactly the same thing as last night, and then I'm going to go to town at night.But this man is still out.I can't beat the feeling of being quick, and I'm going out at a different time than last night.Now, what kind of conclusion does this lead to?Ah, the elves seem to know something.Heh heh, no.Tell the dwarfs. "

Elf replies, "I didn't ask you to do that.""Heh, I already know everything!The Dwarf's strength makes the tavern boil.

In the second half, as Damaya said.

From there, it was already a stand-off.

To say the least, the tavern was wrapped in laughter.

"Oh, chinchillone shop, give me a cup of chinchillone."

Hello, welcome.

…………

Hey customer, it's getting cold today.I have to be careful not to catch a cold. "

…………

It was still warm until yesterday.It suddenly got cold. "

…………

"... a customer?

Shut up......

Huh?

The man in between blames the chinchillone shop for revealing his anger.

I don't think so.What's "It's getting cold today"!Bokeh! Die! It said, "Are you sure you want a drink?Would you like to take him with you?I don't know!

Said chinchillone shop turned to face and stared alternately at the side and back of the missing man.

Customers. What are you talking about?You're the only customer here.

Shut up, you idiot! We're doing the same thing last night!You just have to do what you're told!

"... is that so?Well, let me tell you something."Are you sure you want a drink?Would you like to take him with you?

When the chinchillone says so, the missing man looks at the neighbor without anyone, laughs at him and says confidently.

Bring him? Hey, chinchillone shop.Look at this poor guy's gear.It's 100 years early to eat chinchillone. "

Then don't let me tell you!I mean, there's nobody here. "

The tavern is a vortex of great laughter.Every time ICHIBUKU talks, a loud laugh flies.That's not the ratio of the first half.

I also understand the rule of rakugo, and furthermore, the first half becomes the second half of the line, and comes alive.

Under the equation of laughter, it was impossible to say not to laugh.

Hei, thank you for waiting.

A chinchillone shop presents a bowl.

Hey, it feels good to ask you to come out right away.Let's come back for something else.Can you tell me the name of the shop?I'm sure you call it a "super fun shop"!Yeah?

No, my name is Heller.

"Hell House"!!??.... what an unfortunate name.I'll crush your shop tomorrow. "

The competitor, "Hell's Dining Room", was brought to the table, so the manager clapped his hands and laughed at it.

Well then, I'll take it.

Lift the bowl and tingle the soup.

"Hey, chinchillone shop.I'm using good dashi for you.No, chinchillone is important for noodles, but soup is also important.Does this have a hidden taste?Dragon... huh?

"Hey, Milord. Just so you know.This is a dragon poop in a hidden flavor. "

I thought it had a unique bitter taste and rotten flavor.... poop!!??Chinchillone, did you just say poop?

Hey! I said poop!

Answer me well, you poop!!... hah, then I'll nod so badly... poop... "

Hei, it's poop.

"... you've come to a crazy chinchillone shop.It's a hell of a place.... no, no, eat with 15 hips.Just like last night, just like last night.All right, that's it. Let's get to it.Now, let's have noodles next.

Zuz, Zuz, Zuz!and soak the noodles.

As early as possible, the scene of eating noodles is an iron plate.

The audience cheered as they waited.An elf wizard used video magic to store the footage in storage.

Slide your upper body sideways, like the first half, as someone pulls you from your mouth.The man who was missing while looking next door and complaining.

Yeah, don't pull the armor.The handle will come off. "

"... no, customer.You're not equipped with armor.You're wearing leather clothes, right?And there's nobody next door. "

Yeah, so don't pull it.You will feed the dragon.Look, the chinchillone shop might be laughing. "

No, no, no, I'm not laughing!It's really creepy though!

Here, it's your turn.I left it behind.Yeah!? Oh, hey.This is my chinchillone... isn't it just three chinchillones swimming? "

You must have eaten it yourself!!Ah, this man is crazy!!He's crazy!I'm scared! Get out of here!!

The chinchillone's dialog, which is about to start crying even now, will cause a huge laugh.

Because the dwarf laughs and slaps, the table shrugs and the wall snaps.

No one is waiting for a laugh.The whole body reacted to the interesting.

Okay, I ate it!Oh, chinchillone shop. Dinner.How much is it?

Hei, it's 16 hips.

Sixteen hips...Cookie Cookie... I'm sorry, Chinchirone, Pup... the money's fine.Hehe... can you give me your hand?Heh heh!

"... what are you laughing at?It's disgusting. Hei, thank you very much.

A chinchillone shop that gives out both hands honestly.

"Cook... chinchillone shop.I'm sorry for you, too.No, no, this story, this story.... here we go... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8!Chinchillone, what time is it!?

"Hi, I'm Leviate-Saint."

"Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine... and my ass lost five hips."

So the last big laugh.Nobody stops laughing.I am relinquishing myself to the emotions that spring from my heart.

Elves, half-elfs, dwarves, hobbits, and humans all stared at the blessing with one heart, and smiled with their words and actions.

Everything was controlled by the mouth of just one man who came to this world today.

A big applause wrapped in a blessing that lowers your head.Cheers.

Looking at the sight, Damaya thought.

There, there's no other way.That's right. I can't help but applaud his trick.Even if the fate of the world were in its palm, I would not lie to this trick.

The rakugo ends and the elf leader speaks to Ichifuku.

"I'm sorry. Make fun of your tricks.I got to see something really great.My sincere apologies. "

One lucky person leans his neck and laughs at the words.

"What are you talking about?What did I say first?Did I tell you to apologize for laughing at me?

Yes, that's all ICHIBUKU was saying."Stay close."

"Hahaha, I lost to you."

The leader of the elf raised his hand to the blessing and walked out with his glass at the table where the leader of the dwarf was sitting.Looking around, there were no more inter-ethnic walls, and the various races were mixed, laughing and drinking.

Ichifuku watched the situation for a while.

"Hey, it's Damaya.What the hell is this guy doing? "

Somehow there was a racket standing behind Damaya.

"What was that?Is it magic that the elves and dwarves of the dog monkey are laughing so much?No, Sherman, right?I let the spirits ride.That's right, right?

Damaya shook her head sideways, laughing.

"No, it's not magic.That's just a chat.It's called "Rakugo."

"Lacgo?"

"Yes, that's right."

"Raccoon... when can I see it next?

Well, what do you think?

Damaya shrugs her shoulders.

"That's your husband, isn't it?He's a messiah from another world, isn't he?

Damaya looked back without thinking. Why did you do that?But if Luca knew, it wouldn't be strange.

"And how many more years will it take for the Savior Hall to arrive and defeat the Demons?

Damaya could not say that she had summoned ICHIBUKU by mistake.

"Er, well. It should be a year or two before Elves and Dwarves are in a cooperative position.But the problem is still piling up.Attack the Demon Fort.We've saved countries everywhere for three or four years.Five or six years to acquire a legendary weapon and seven or eight years to study forbidden magic.Nine or ten years to enter the demonic kingdom. "

And after 10 years, we have to summon the true Savior from another world.

This is also the case when it is sweet to the favor of ICHIBUKU.If we were to return him first, we would have to add another ten years.

When Damaya thought of such a headache, Luca asked.

"Hey, Damaya. What time is it?

Huh?

Damaya looks at the clock.Hengen-Koliich (at 8pm).

"Now, Hengen-Koliich."

"Well, it's been a year since the demons were destroyed.Well, I guess so.

Lucca smiles.Damaya soon noticed.I was deceived about my age at the time.

"Chrono Chinchirone...Isn't that interesting? "

"No, but it's a year, no matter how much it costs...."

Lucca holds her palm in front of the wolf Damaya.

"A year's too long.Six months. "

"Six months??

With an eye-opening Damaya in his ass's eye, Lucca pours beer all at once and puts Don and Glass on the table.

"Oh, six months will be enough.It only motivated me a little bit. "

That said, Cytopia's absolute hero, "Racca-Sinsa", laughed with a smile.