Rakugo in Another World

Chili Tochin [Chili Tochin] ③

She suddenly appeared in a mass tavern in the castle town, and the scene became noisy.

However, since the store was open day and night, there were no customers other than Ichifukuda.

"Amazing, princess.I've never seen it so close.Looks like a doll... beautiful!It's too cute!

Nanase glanced at Princess Subliminal.

Perfect look. It's exactly like a "princess" jumping out of a painting.

However, when Princess Subliminal wrinkled between her lovely eyebrows, she stared at Giroli and Nanase in a great mood.

"Hmm, that town girl.Don't take it for granted.The beauty of straw is cytopia one, no, terminal one. "

"Ha, hahi!

He jumps up unexpectedly with a direct voice.Not Damaya, but Nanase seems to be as nervous as anyone in front of the royal family.

Lucca looks at it and pours water with a mean smile.

"Whoa, girl, what are you scared of?Well, I'm sure the princess isn't as bad as she looks. "

Nanase glanced at Lucca with a stunned expression after making a very rude remark.

The princess also glanced at Lucca and blamed her.

"Lucca, what a way to talk to your lord.You're going to tell your father you're going to die!

"Oh, come on!Abuse of Authority - "

Lucca is not at all afraid of the princess of a country.

"... nonsense.I'm going home. "

Saying so in a mood, Princess Subliminal turned her heel and tried to leave the tavern quickly.

"Please wait, princess.Please. "

Zinda-Spring took control of it with an unfriendly face.

"Lucca, you're being rude.You won't forget that this is an important project for the cytopia. "

Zinda-Spring said so, turning to the blessed and lowered his head.

"Zinda-sama?

"Ichifuku-san, this was originally a request from me.Will you do me a favor? "

Ichifuku, who had his head lowered to Zinda-Spring following Lucca, replied with a bitter smile.

"Uh, Zinda-sama.Is it that princess that makes you laugh?Or is it Mr. Zinda?

"Me? I'm always laughing.Hahaha, you're still funny. "

Zinda answers the joke with a smile without changing her expression.What a creepy sight it was.

"Milord, as you can see, this princess doesn't laugh.It's hard to understand because it's lined up with the Ginda-Spring in the Iron Mask. "

Lucca facilitates the conversation.

"I don't like the look on my face.Distort your expression, make you moody, and curse your opponent.But you don't smile, do you?Only negative emotions can come out.It's called "Cytopia's non-laughing princess."

The name seems to be well known, Damaya, Krane, Nanase, and the owner of the pub are all nodding well.

"My princess is perfect as long as she smiles," was the royal promise talk spoken all over the country.

"'Cytopia's non-laughing princess'..."

Ichifuku mysteriously rebukes the dishonorable synonym.

"Oh, the demons are cursing me."

"I'm not cursed!

The princess instantly denies Racca's proper words.

"Ah, then puberty, right?Puberty "

"What is puberty for stray!The noble royal family has no puberty!

"No, I don't really understand the claim that puberty is vulgar... but why is it so noble that there is no puberty..."

Ignoring the thrust of Racca's stupid face, the beautiful girl of the world distorts her face so much that she continues to be angry.

"It's no wonder the stray doesn't laugh in the first place.Because there's nothing interesting about the world.The world is really boring.Demonic tribes, hunger, war, politics, factions, plots, lust, hatred, sorrow.Isn't that the only way?It's not that I'm not funny.This world is too boring for me!

When she shouted excitedly, the princess turned down and trembled.

In that state, Lucca looks at the blessing as she shrugs her shoulders and laughs.

"It's like this.No, but I was really cute when I was little.But after I lost my mother, the queen, to illness, I got completely plugged in.... oh, yeah.That's what caused it.Ahahah, I mean with me.My partner died and I became an unmotivated husband. "

That said, Lucca's expression, which smiled instantly, nailed not only the princess, but others as well.

I wonder if the brave Luca-Sinsa was a man who, while showing his weakness in this way, smiled refreshingly and sincerely.

Isn't he the one who laughed more cynically at the world that created his own situation, mocking himself?

Who the hell is the man in front of you?

Racca keeps talking without paying attention to her surroundings as if she were looking at others.

"Well, even a princess like this is a princess in this country.You may as well just say it's nonsense, but the King is sick, and the people won't even smile if the princess of their country doesn't show a smile, so I feel depressed.Look at the elf princess who's been in exile, she's got a smile on her face when she loses her country.I'm really healthy.She's already the most popular idol in the cytopia, pulling out my princess. "

Anastasia, the princess of Elves, was very popular with her honest personality, which was inseparable from her beauty.Called the "miracle smile of the Elf Nation", spectators approach the mansion and wave their hands when they appear on the terrace several times a day.

"Miracle Smile and No Smile Princess."Win or lose will be obvious. "

Hmm. Nonsense.

"As you can see, the princess of my cytopia doesn't like such an elf.It's a vicious circle, brushed with rot and even more dull. "

A subliminal princess looks pale at the words of Lucca.

"Bu, bu, what an insult.Lucky for me, you'll definitely ask your father to beat you to the neck!

"Hey, will you make her laugh with your husband's help?It's a delicate and cute look like a sculpture made by an amazing dwarf risking his life.If you smile a little bit, I think that's quite a monkey. "

Ignoring the voices of accusation, Lucca joins hands.Now she blushes at the words.

"... my lucky guy is really rude.When I think of you as a scumbag... or something cute...You think I'll forgive you with such an explanation!

Raccoon's teeth are shaken by naked words, sharpening his mouth.It's not that I don't have feelings.I just don't smile.

"No, no, I'm praising you.Give me the material. I mean, you're a princess, right?For the country. A princess who's so cute and even has the best smile on her face is worth protecting.Maybe I'll do my best too, huh?

"Hmm. I don't know what to say.If you say so, isn't the Lord a "brave man"?Why don't you use your power to defeat the Demon King without using such a small workmanship? "

"Oh, I'm the Brave One.But it's lighter than paper because of the Brave One. "

"... what is that?What are you talking about? "

The princess who was rewarding her quickly lost her words and leaned her neck.

Lucca realized that it was her own word, and she scratched her head in a bad way.

"That's why... hmm, I see.I was wrong.I'm sorry. You're a princess, but you don't even have to be a princess.I just can't help being born to a princess.Look, it's the same as fast feet, strong arms, and high magic.If you don't like it, it won't hurt to use it.In other words, "Princess" and "Warrior" are about that kind of container.What I'm trying to say is,

"What are you... saying?"

Princess Subliminal doesn't understand what Racca is saying.

"I don't know how you feel.The death of a precious human being takes something away from people.Living well, motivated, smiling. "

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A princess bites her lips tightly to withstand something.Lucca smiles softly at such a princess.

On her side, Klange now died and felt a figure she admired like her brother.

"Whatever we do, it's our freedom after all."

Lucca stares straight at the princess's eyes.

"So, princess. If you really don't want to laugh, I won't ask you again.You are you. You can live as you like.I don't have to laugh because I'm a princess.You laughed at me because I wasn't having fun.That's when I hear something breaking every time I laugh.I know that sound. "

Yeah, lucky to nod and talk while organizing your feelings.At that time, he had already been told by Zinda-Spring in court, "Look, Luca.Ask Mr. Ichifuku to make sure she laughs.I forgot to use any means. "

"Well, there are many other ways to save the world.If you want to laugh, I'll give you a ride with our thoughts.Yeah, I'm sorry.Suman.Zinda-Spring.Is that all right?

…………

Zinda-Spring was an indistinguishable expression, but there was nothing to contest.I mean, that was the answer.

The princess remained silent for a while, but shook her neck and opened her mouth with a distressing expression.

"That's why... you don't want to laugh, right?I don't want to worry about my father anymore...Even to my mother....My mother told me this time. Live well and have fun.I'm always watching over you.Laugh whenever you want to reach me in the sky "...Even if it's funny, I'd like to give you a laugh.If it's good for the country, it's good for Sang-san!But no matter what... it's not funny.I... forgot how to laugh!

A subliminal princess with tears in her eyes and a voice of grief.

When her mother, the Queen, was alive, the Subliminal Princess was a smiling, naive princess.

It was praised as a "cytopian jewel" for its smile, even though it was young.

Because she was such a hopeful princess, many people mourn the status quo both inside and outside the court.

The Subliminal Princess also began to behave graciously, trying to meet the expectations of her surroundings.However, the sense of loss that had lost her mother perforated the princess's chest, and when she noticed, she realized that she had forgotten how to laugh.The princess became aggressive to protect herself from pressure.I had to.If I hadn't peeled my fangs at somebody, I'd be fucked.

And in the meantime, I lost sight of myself.No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, noEven if you want to go back, you don't even know the way home.The princess herself had no idea what to do and was at a loss.

"Princess...."

Lucca walks towards such a princess and looks down at her head, trembling quietly.

"... hmm. You should laugh.Strong enough to lose sight of yourself, so weak straw... you should laugh. "

A princess who ridicules herself with a high-speed attitude.

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Against such a princess, Lucca smiled nicely and said, "Excellent!!"and I started stroking my head.

"Nh...!!

The princess looked up in surprise.Lucca sneezed and stroked her silver hair without worrying.

"Hey... hey, what are you doing...?This is rude... ah, stop, stop... "

A princess who blames Lucca while being toasted.But the rhetoric is not as strong as before.

"Excellent! Excellent! That's a good answer.Then it's easy to talk.There's a funny guy here in cytopia.The problem is solved with spa today.Hey, mister? "

So Racca looks back at the blessing with a full smile.

"Well, that's what I'm saying.Save this world, I won't tell you.Would you please make me laugh at a girl who has forgotten how to laugh? "

That's where Racca shows an unbelievable expression.

But there is still no strange and ironic atmosphere.

Seriously, straight.I'm just looking at my blessed eyes.

………………

Ippofuku suddenly leaned and thought that he had been trembling for a while.

"Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

and started laughing.

Laugh happily, pleasantly, painfully.

I've never seen such a blessing.

Those around me are also stunned by the sight.

After laughing for a while, Ichifuku said to Luca.

"Master Luca... 'Let me laugh' 'This is funny' is just too much of a hurdle.There you are. If you say so, no one will laugh unless it's quite interesting.... "

"Milord... no, that's not what I meant..."

Ichifuku took control of Racca's honest attempt to lower her head.

"Funny, let's take it and stand."

That's what I said, and I smiled.

"What the hell am I supposed to do without being asked to make someone laugh?"

"Milord... I'll see you later"

Strong, Ichifuku nodded.

At that time, Nanase thought it was a mistake.

Lucca followed by Ichifuku...

What the hell is going on?

I thought it was someone else.

I can't believe the eyes of Ichifuku, who always celebrates that gentle, sunny smile, look like a glitter and a wild animal.

I can't believe the expression of humility in the painting can be regarded as self-confidence.

--This must be my mistake.

Or is this really Easy Pavilion Ichihaku?

"'Let me laugh'?This is the first time you've come to this world.That's what they said...No, no, finally... I can get serious. "

When you murmur like that, you nod deeply and repeatedly.

And Ichifuku slowly walked toward Princess Subliminal, and he knelt down and lowered his head.

"Princess, I've seen you for the first time.It's a great honor to have you. "

The more beautiful the love, the more the princess took a breath.

"The princess said earlier. The world is really boring.Demonic tribes, hunger, war, politics, factions, plots, lust, hatred, sorrow.Is that all it takes? "

The words of Tsuruzura and the princess are repudiated one word at a time.Everyone feels stunned by that memory.

"Surely that may be the only way in the princess's world right now.But please be happy. Something that didn't exist in this world was summoned the other day. "

"... something that didn't exist in this world?

The princess leans her head and asks.

Ichifuku raised his face slowly and replied magnificently.

"Yeah - it's called 'rakugo'.It is a traditional performing arts that has been passed down from person to person and mouth to mouth by person for centuries.And a foolish, pleasant puppet who has been completely deprived of his soul by such a shapeless thing - a human being like me - is called a "home."

The princess and the people around him are listening to his mouth with a fascinating expression.

"The human national treasure is the most disciple, the Easy Pavilion.I studied hard every day to be ashamed of that name.I will do my utmost to help the princess find her own laugh. "

Quickly remove the fan from the kimono's pocket and thrust it through the ground.

--First, please have a seat with me.

Coming from a different world, the samurai laughed invincibly.