Rakugo in Another World

At dinner, there were more and more guests in the Tavern, and people were eating as usual, drinking alcohol and waiting for ICHIBUKU's rakugo.

I never dreamed of having a princess mixed up in it.

The princess sat majestically in the front row.Naturally, the hood is worn deeply so that people around me don't notice it.

Since all wizards look alike, no one seems suspicious.

Zinda-Spring sits on the right side of the princess's seat.

And on the left, Damaya was sitting.

"... why are you sitting beside me?"

With the surprise and disgust of Princess Subliminal, her gaze crossed Damaya's right cheek.

"No, if it's a rakugo, I still have to be by my side as a supervisor, yes"

…………

Damaya smiled with wonder.

- I hope not.The time has come to regain the greatest honor.

If Damaya explains the graffiti beautifully as a viewer here, the princess will review Damaya and pass the rating directly to the King.

If you have already heard the word "Damaya" and you are targeting a minister who has a rejection reaction with conditional reflexes, your return is hopeless even if it takes a lifetime.

If we do this, we will have no choice but to jump beyond the minister's position.

Speaking of superior status to the minister, there is no longer only royalty.

In other words, this case was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for Damaya.

Depending on Damaya's work, it might be nice for the minister to be scolded by the king.

It was pleasant and irresistible considering it.

King: Minister... I heard from the princess.How dare you treat someone as competent, honest, diligent, handsome, dandy and chaotic as Damaya… Minister, you are on death row!!

Minister: Gyuhhhh!!(Death)

King: The new minister is... Damaya, your lord.I'll take care of this country...

Dama "Jesus, Yuamajesty!

"Uh-huh...."

It was the best spelling.

--That's good, now everything in this country belongs to me...

Damaya couldn't bear the smile that arose naturally, and utterly uttered an ugly, greedy voice.

"Why are you laughing ugly?I'm not really a disgusting guy.... "

The princess looks at Damaya as if she could even see a garbage bug.

--Fufufu, princess.I didn't know you were going to fall on me...

With the knowledge of experienced Damayas, it is also painful to say nothing, but to look back at a princess who makes a fool of people.

But this time, selling the best charm to the royal family is a top priority.

--Even so, the princess is in a good mood and returns to the court.

Now, it's the beginning of the great reverse drama.

"Hmm, what a raccoon... it's not crap, Lucca.If you waste as much of your time as the history of this country, I don't think it's enough. "

"Well, princess.Just shut up and watch. "

Wherever the precious attitude goes, the princess has already regained her usual tone.Moody, complaining.

It was said to be in the worst condition since before it started.

Now, first of all, what kind of story does Ichifuku do?This is the most important thing for Damaya.

Depending on the story of the first blessing, the description of Damaya is decided.

Incidentally, in the middle of the day, Ichifuku wears "Chrono Chinchirone".That is a very good reception for customers, so it is an iron plate story of ICHIBU.So I might go with "Chrono Chinchirone" tonight, which is a place of conscience.

However, because regular customers watch "Chrono Chinchirone" many times, it becomes difficult to ask for a fresh inviting laugh.

Still, the scene of eating chinchillone and the scene of being pulled by your arm makes you laugh and cheer many times."Chrono Chinchirone," says Damaya.However, it is true that the word "freshness" still comes to mind as a difficulty.

"Sword praise" is slightly lacking in the explosive power of the first half of the story.It's a rakugo, so it's a good subject to tell the princess about rakugo as a culture.But the most demanding thing this time is "laughter."With the definite aim of "laughing at the princess," every blessing has a temper.Damaya wondered if it was very unlikely that she would dare to make a "swordpraise".

"Eternal" and "Amateur Terrace" are simple and easy to understand stories, there are long dialogues and songs and they are flashy in performance, so the princess may also like them.However, on the contrary, it is not necessarily the case that the princess does not get used to the part that is too simple and clear.

"Hmm, nonsense.It's a child trick.This is ridiculous. We're going home. "

--Possible....

Such a sight bothers Damaya's mind.

So, "fire attribute magic scary"?Shikoshiko grass and Megure samiere?

………………

The more I thought about it, the more I thought about it, all of it seemed to be lacking in decision making.

- Mm-hmm. I don't know.What exactly do you intend to do?

Damaya thought a lot about the story, and while he was holding his head, a seat began.As soon as you hear the sounds of Ueko Lute and Taiko Drum (Taiko Drum is banging along with Nanase Lute), a huge applause sounds in the store.Voltage was the climax from the beginning.

Ichifuku emerges from his sleeve and slowly rises to his high throne.

The figure is the same as usual.It is a calm house.

I sat in the cushion and bowed politely.

At the same time, the drum sounds twice as loud as a dong, and the banging stops.

A blessing that raised its face vigorously and made the first high-pitched sound.

"Well, thank you very much for every delivery.The story I'm going to show you this time is my 18th."Eighteenth" is, in this world, "skill", right?It is a confident story.It's a word that I don't really want to use, right?Why is that? No, like, "I'm good at this!If you declare it, it could become a slippery underground line, right?Have you ever been a warrior or a wizard? Damn it, this is my greatest and greatest special attack!When I shouted aloud, it didn't work at all against my enemies, or on the contrary, it turned back with even more awesome moves.It's called a "losing flag."

There was a laugh at the venue immediately.

A tough warrior is nodding well.

"It must be. The more powerful he is, the more he pushes himself to the ground at the next moment....."

The wizard put a spear in there laughing.

"Hey, is that about you?

"What do you mean?

"Do you want to do it?

An argument begins between the warrior and the wizard, and those around him look at it, laughing and standing.

The princess looked at those people cold as if they were even a beast and threw up a word, "Hmm, nonsense."

"Well, if you're really good at getting your special training, you'll be fine.But in fact, if you don't know it, and you do know it or take a great attitude, it is certainly painful.In the first place, such an attitude, even if it comes from people around you, is not something that feels good. "

"Haah... this is a 'chicken and chicken'."

When Damaya heard ICHIBUKU's pillow (front) so far, she nodded and murmured with a faint face.

I knew what Ichifuku would do.

"'Tilitotetin'? What the hell is that?"

Damaya doesn't miss a princess eating words she hasn't heard.

"Yes, Princess.It's one of the famous plays of rakugo, "Chitto Tei-chan," and it's a painful gesture to pick up people who just know it. "

"Hmm... so this is where the" chicken and chicken "starts?"

"Yes, but you can't do rakugo in Chitto Tei-chan on the other side of the street."

"Well, why not?

Her face leaned slightly towards Damaya.

Activates the best Doya Face as soon as he closes, and Damaya continues the commentary.

"Because the culture is different.I can tell other stories, but even if you play rakugo, a different world trick, in the terminal, words and subtle nuances will not be conveyed to humans in this world.Therefore, the artist named Kazufuku Rakutei performs after arranging the rakugo for the terminal.I call this a "different world rakugo."

Damaya gives a grand rap to the princess and explains confidently.The princess was upset with her expression, but seeing her listening closely seemed to be intriguing.

Damaya felt a definite response to the reaction.

"In other words, isn't it time for the" chicken and chicken "to start?"

Yes, that's right, Princess.

Well then, Damaya. How does that "chicken" turn into a terminal style?

- Here he comes! Here he comes!!

Damaya was waiting for the question.

Don't give your face the jumping excitement, try to respond calmly.

That's right. It's called "Chitto Tei-chan," so it's going to be called "Hecuhorapun."

"Hecuhorapun, huh?Do you know, Lord? "

"I made the script because I know nothing!

"What? So, what is this' Alternate World Rabbit 'that you make?

"Yes, yes."

Damaya lied fairly and decisively.

"Well, I know both the terminal and the other world.And a highly nested sense of humor that naturally seeps out of this harsh and profound life experience.On the contrary, if there are other qualified people besides me, I'd like you to tell me!Well, I'm busy myself, so I'm using Hobbit, who is a faggot, as an assistant.If you look from the side, it may seem like he is thinking of "other world rakugo", but it is called a scapegoat.I have to let my master and assistant carry flowers.Hahaha!

Damaya was in excellent shape.With the Princess's gaze all on her own, she was feeling the best.

"In the first place, a man named Ichifuku can do nothing without me.This world is no different from a baby who doesn't know anything about it.I've told you so many times, it's just me.Who is familiar with both the terminal and other worlds?The only chosen man in the world.That's me!!It is Damaya, the audience of the Royal Palace.Yes, I'm a royal audience... and I'm Damaya. "

"Why do you say that twice?My lord, you're so dreadful that you feel dizzy.... "

"Hahaha!!That's a big compliment!

Despite the princess's cold gaze, Damaya had the biggest look on her face.

Why is Damaya tapping on such a big mouth?

There was a reason for that.

He thought it was "done."

There is a chasing wind blowing on me.

Because - "Hecuhorapun" knows.

Damaya accidentally showed the script to me yesterday.

--Oh, Ichiboku, what is that?

--Yes, this is a new story script.The original story is "dust and dick", right?

--Oh, is that "dust and dick"?I like it too.It's a famous story.

--Yes, I'm thinking of making it "Hecuhorapun" in the terminal version.I talked to Dr. Ihebko.I brought you the script I just finished.

--Oh "Hecuhorapun"....May I read it for a moment?

- Yeah, I don't mind.

--Well, this is how you change it, oh, I see, this is how you change it.Haha, this is good.

I'm really glad you read "Hecuhorapun" at that time.I remember the changes to the general flow and other worldly graffiti.

- We did it. This is totally mine.

Incidentally, the word "chicken" in the original story "chicken and chicken" has no particular meaning.

Strictly speaking, it is a pseudonym for the sandwich line, but in the first place, "dust and dick" is not a sandwich line.It is said later in the rakugo, but there is a history that when creating fictional food, the name "dust and chin" can be given in consideration of sound words.Therefore, it does not have to be a particularly meaningful word when making it terminal style.

As a result of discussions between Ichifuku and Ihebuko, just like the original story, it was decided to "hecuhorapun" by just sounding.

Damaya reads the script and just happens to know it.

However, if you let this fit perfectly, if you explain your muscles fluently, the princess will be surprised by the boulder.

Damaya... what do you mean?Isn't the story going as your lord said?Why, are you a wizard?

Princess, I don't want you to lick your audience.Unlike my daughter, who grew up in a greenhouse, this is a true man who has risked his life for many years to carry out his mission.About this much, before breakfast.So, what did you hear the other day?Didn't you say that I think of "worldly rakugo"?So it's only natural to be "Hecuhorapun" as I say!!No, that little princess's head doesn't seem to be clogged with brain miso...There are so many idiots.

The princess's expression blushes with anger.

What the hell! What a rude mouth to my lord.....

Welcome!

Yikes!

The princess stared stunnedly at Damaya for the first time in her life.

Princess who grew up spoiled.I was freed from the court and knew the severity of the world (I don't know.I only know the castle town.Damaya has never been out of town since she was born) I am different from the Sweetie nobles.Fu, Grandpa.If you touch me, I'll burn you.....

Her eyes were moist and her cheeks were red.It is not because the customer was beaten and swollen.He was shot through the chest by the finest Father soul (Danditism), which seeped out of Damaya's body.

Dear Damaya... it's lovely.Yes, I wanted someone to scold me like this... I'm glad.

Good girl...From now on, you're gonna listen to anything I say.

Yes, Master Damaya... Ah, my beard is so nice...

Fufufu. Then tell Her Majesty to complain about the terrible treatment I've received from the Minister!

Yes, I understand.The minister will be condemned to death.

Yeah!

"Ufufufufufu...."

It was the best spelling.

A princess who has been spoiled and lukewarmly raised since she was born has never been scolded or taught by anyone.

Demonstrate and scold the vast body of knowledge Damaya has developed as an audience.

The false, non-laughing princess's true appearance must have been a naughty, perverted, natural M pig bastard.

Let's show them by pointing the rallying line at them.

"Princess, please take a look.As evidence that I am familiar with the "Graffiti of the Other World", I will focus on the beginning.As I said, this raven will be called "Hecuhorapun," not "Chitto Tekken."

"Hmm. Hecuhorapun."Isn't that true? It's not much if it's true..... "

"Yes, Damaya doesn't lie!!

Answer with a smile.

It's decided to become "Hecuhorapun."Because I know.

Damaya was convinced of the victory.

Now, Ichiboku's pillow goes on lightly.

"Now, when you say things out loud or know them, they hurt your eyes.I also had a similar experience in the nearby public baths the other day.There was a stone protrusion in the corner of the dressing room."Ah, my feet are bumpy!I was delighted.Ah, leg bumps are a health technique in my world that stimulates the soles of my feet and improves blood circulation, but I thought the protrusion was a leg bump, and I was stepping on it. "

There is a giggle in the guest seat.Some of them are already laughing in their bellies.I understand what Ichifuku was up to.

"Yeah, you guys seem to have noticed already.As a matter of fact, it's not a leg bump, it's a statue of the Spirit of the Heel.They say it's a statue that honours a bathing lover.They say it's mostly installed in the public baths.No, I was licked by my Master Kluane right away, yeah.So I took a good look at the protrusion.Certainly, it's not just a protrusion, it's a statue.I looked like an old man with a drooping eye... and a squeamish jaw. "

As soon as Ichifuku touched the subject of jaw, people clapped their hands and laughed.

Despite the heel attribute, the appearance of the spiritual glove was characterized by the extreme sneezing of the jaw.

Regarding his appearance, he is often used as a story in the terminal.

In the terminal, the nickname of the person with the chin is generally "Nobu".

The terminal has an old proverb that says, "Put your heel exclusively on your neck and stick it out on your chin."

"Heaven gives two things," he says in the world of one blessing.

"Well, everyone around me laughed with anger.Thank goodness for that."If I had just received this, I would have thought the spiritual heel would be delicious, and Sazoya would be delighted."

The stormy laughter and applause continue.Again, the heel attribute was an iron plate.

In that flow, Ichifuku begins rakugo.

"Enjoy.My eighteenth point is to see painful eyes when I know it.It's called "Chitto Tachi". "

One blessing slams the ground with a fan.

At that moment, the world changes.

"............... eh?

Damaya murmured without thinking.