Rakugo in Another World

Huh?

Damaya made an unexpected dumb voice.

--Didn 't Ichifuku-sama just say "chicken and chicken"?

"What is it, Damaya? What the hell is" Hecuhorapun "?I think it's going to be like "Chili Tochin". "

Damaya can't help but despise the princess.

"Oh, no, hey, this is...No, I guess... the First Blessed One made a mistake.Hahaha! He's nervous in front of the princess.I always tell you to follow the script I gave you and make your mouth sour.Hey, this can't come out later.Hahaha!

…………

The princess stared at Damaya desperately with suspicion.

Your spine freezes and a strange sweat drips off.

- What do you mean, Ichifuku?

Taking Damaya's confusion elsewhere, his blessing began to rave with a cool face.

Hello Dan-san

Oh, if you think of someone, it's you, Yoshi-san.Well, come on up here. "

Hei, I'll let you up.

A man called Yoshi-san, Yoshiro-san, was visiting his husband's house in the neighborhood.

No, I heard that it's Dan-san's birthday today.Congratulations!

That's what Kisaragi told me, and my husband scratches his head embarrassed.

Oh, thank you. No, but even if I said it was my birthday at this age, I didn't really want to. "

No, no matter how many birthdays it is, I'm happy.So, Mr. Dan. How old are you?

My husband answers Kikuro-san's question.

Ah, 56 years old.

Heh, are you 56 years old?Oh no! That looks much younger than it actually is.No matter where you look, you only look 55 years old. "

There is only one thing that has changed.Don't be ridiculous, Yoshi-san. "

A little tickle makes the venue laugh.

The Princess Subliminal's expression said she didn't know what was funny, and she remained agitated.

And Damaya felt uncomfortable.

- What? Something's wrong with this raven.No, is something wrong?

Damaya couldn't understand the reason for the discomfort.

However, the customer's reaction has been excellent so far.

... well, Damaya stopped thinking.

Just now, I was celebrating lightly with alcohol and cooking, but how about you, too?

Oh, is that so?Are you sure? Well then, I'll definitely take it. "

Kisaragi nodded happily.

Yoshi-san, you like alcohol.As a matter of fact, I got some good liquor... "

"Princess!

So Damaya talks to the princess all the time.

"What's so noisy..."

"The first half of this time, from the husband who is now appearing, a man named Yoshiroku behaves like alcohol and food one after another, and Yoshiroku just jumps and drinks happily...."

Hmm.

"Firstly, the first thing to behave is Japanese sake called 'white chrysanthemum', which is, in other words, a different world sake.However, I changed this place to "Advanced Liquor Dragon Killer" to suit the terminal.Yes, of course I am. "

Damaya says confidently.

"I don't understand why you say 'white chrysanthemum of sake' in this world.In that regard, "Dragon Killer" is also a fine wine here.That is easier to understand in our world.In other words, this is "Alternate World Rabbit."

"Hmm... it's true."

Sometimes, a suspicious cold gaze from Princess Subliminal pierces Damaya.

"Well, just watch.Damaya doesn't lie. "

- Princess! You brash princess!!Princess!! I'll make you bark.Princess!!

And Damaiah cleaved mightily and violently unto the princess in his heart.

Dan-san, what kind of liquor is that?Please tell me quickly.

When Kisaragi asked with an intriguing expression, her husband laughed happily and replied.

Ah, that's the name, Kyoto says Fushimi sake "Shiraikuchi".

"White chrysanthemum"?It's my first drink!

Kisaragi was surprised when she stepped forward.

Hoki-san, is this your first time with "Shiraiku"?

No, Dan-san. There is a huge alcoholic drink called "Shiraiku" in this world!I've heard that before.Let's make it a fantastic drink that we don't normally see, just like you and your samurai love.No, so naturally, this is the first time I have received such a product."White chrysanthemum"?Heeee!! It's amazing. "

"What is it? OOOOOOOOO!??

Damaya couldn't hide the shock in the unfolding, and was dismayed and shouted.

- Why!! Why aren't you a dragon killer!!

Why don't you let the other world drown?

"Why? This is obviously strange.Why "white chrysanthemum"...?

Damaya is fiercely wounded. Next to that, she looked painfully at me.Princess Subliminal.

"Hey Damaya, what's going on?Don't bark for long.What the hell is this?Will you do as your lord says?Don't lie to me, huh? "

Look down at Damaya like the princess got Aug's neck.

"Eheh... no, ahaha, that's weird."

Respond to all sorts of things while laughing.

"Well, it's a blessed bastard.You look pretty nervous in front of the princess.Really, I can't help it.Oh! No, Princess.Yes, don't blame him.I'll be sure to say so, damaya.So please don't blame him.Hee, please.... "

…………

Damaya managed to deceive (not) him by raising everything for ICHIBUKU.

But still, I still have a frustrating feeling.

― ― Meiichi Fukushima.What the hell is wrong with you?

The script for "Hecuhorapun" read by Damaya clearly said "Advanced Liquor Dragon Killer".

That's why...

Now, I can't play "Shiraiku" in this super fun tavern.

Ichifuku himself must be feeling sorry for it.

When I first came to the terminal, I played rakugo without adapting it to other worlds.

It was later called "Sword praise" and changed its name and muscle.

When Ichifuku played "Kome" as it was, the reception of customers was not pleasant.

For this reason, Damaya and Klane also came up with wisdom and thought of the terminal version "Kome".

ICHIBUKU's conclusion was that "the terminal has a culture of terminals, and no matter how interesting the rales of other worlds are, when you enter a country, you follow it".There is no way to make use of it unless it is shackled according to the earth.

That's what "white chrysanthemum" means.

Spectators can't get emotional with a drink they've never heard of in a world they've never heard of.

Not unless it's a familiar drink.

"Chinchirone" instead of "udon".

"Amaterasu" instead of "Hiraishi".

"Dragon killer" instead of "white chrysanthemum".

Conversion for that.

Isn't that why you're raving in different worlds?

--Maybe this is what I said in my misery.In front of the princess, Ichifuku-sama of Stream Stone has also risen up.

This is the most important time...

Damaya felt desperate.

Which one should I pour, Yoshi-san?

Ah, thank you.... ah, that's enough... ah, thank you so much for filling it up... "

"White chrysanthemum" is poured into the vessel that Kiroku holds.

Well then, thank you very much.

Kisaragi put his mouth closer to the vessel.

Goku koku koku......

Of course, I haven't actually drunk anything, but the powerful sound of gokkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

When Kisaragi let go of his mouth, he exhaled and shouted.

Puhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!I've never had such a delicious drink!!

I see! That's good!

Ippuku's rakugo continues.But the sight of the tavern was unusual.

Normally, there is a giggle and laughter and a rave of applause.

Now, there was no laughter, and there was no response from the customers.

Damaya blindfolds herself.

- Take a look! Not at all!

The customer is completely distracted.

Of course. I'm not supposed to take it with "white chrysanthemum."

This slogan ------- is a failure.

GokkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkOh, that's amazing.It is relaxed, rich and easy to drink.It's like an angel gently stroking my throat over my happy throat... "

Ahahah, what are you explaining?No, but it's worth it if you drink it so deliciously.Now, keep doing it.

That said, my husband pours a refill.

Ah, thank you.I'll take it! GokkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkIt's really delicious. Before moving the vessel in your hand, your mouth will turn towards the vessel on its own.Really delicious liquor is what your mouth picks you up!!

Kisaragi drinks "white chrysanthemum" with happiness in her heart.

White chrysanthemum, an exotic sake that does not exist in the terminal...

A regular dwarf and elf converse while watching such a blessed slang.

"... it looks delicious, don't drink it"

"... oh, dear.And yet... what is Shiragiku? "

There's nothing there, but I know what he's drinking.

It's alcohol. It is the finest liquor.

He drinks it in front of his eyes and it looks really delicious.

Be happy. Seems happy.Seems satisfied.

Yes - the venue was never haunted.

They were all staring at each other with their stubborn spits, pretending to drink the best liquor.

I wonder how many times I've had a refill, and as someone remembered, I started clapping.The people around me who saw it also said, "Oh, yeah.I forgot... "

While tapping your hand, your thoughts about the ravages in front of you are unconsciously overflowing with calories.

"Is that it? Does your hand hurt?The audience remembers the strange feeling of being aware of themselves with an overhead view.

From the depths of your heart, your body is dominated by the thoughts that spring up naturally.

When I noticed, after dozens of seconds of silence, there was a big applause in the venue.

"Hey shopkeeper, it's time for a drink!

"Me too!

"Me too!!

"Me too!!!

And the guests started drinking alcohol one after another.

Anyone in the tavern doesn't know what "Shiragiku" is.

But the people at the terminal still understood.

--That is the finest liquor.

The desire to have a drink with Ichifuku called for an audience change.

Damaya opens her mouth and looks at the sight with an incredible expression.

I am receiving it. It's pretty much the same as before.

I'm getting the best of it.

--White Chrysanthemum is not in the terminal, it's a liquor nobody knows about.What the hell is that?

Damaya doesn't understand the reason.

--Well, I don't know, but I was saved anyway.

I can handle this place.It was just a coincidence.

Probably was saved only by the common denominator of "liquor."

But the Beginners Rack won't last long.Next time, I need you to play it exactly as you script it.

--I begged you, Ichifuku-sama.

Again, Damaya talks to Princess Subliminal.

"Princess. Next thing you know, my husband is going to treat Kikuro-san."Seven Faced Beast Poiret" is coming out. "

Huh Seven Faced Beast Poire ?That's delicious. "

"Yes, I had dinner at the court once.Your cheeks are about to melt.That's not something that ordinary people can eat.A man named Yoshiroku would be surprised. "

... Kisaragi in the first place. Yes, it is.First of all, it was strange from here.

"Kiroku" is a familiar character in classical rakugo and upward rakugo.(i) He is a leading character in the main position of the main castle of Jiang0 Castle of "Majikaru Tarutokun", which is the Nobita of "Dora-Mon" in the world of blessings.

Until now, "Kisaragi" has never appeared in the rakugo of Ichifuku's other world.

This is the rakugo itself.

Can't you even change the name of the character?

Today's Easy Pavilion Ichifuku was obviously strange.

But the next one is called "Poiret of the Seven Faced Beast."

Damaya was convinced.

Because it was clearly written in the script.

And there's still a reason.

The actual "dust and chin" is followed by "sea bream sashimi".

My husband will continue to behave one after the other with the dishes he prepared for his birthday celebration.

"Sake," "sashimi," "steamed teacup," and "eel."

It is the first half of the story to say that this is the first time that Kikuroku has been happy.

The other day it was "white chrysanthemum" instead of "dragon killer", but this still has something in common with alcohol, so I managed to do something about it, but next time I won't.

Why is that?

This is because there is no culture of eating fish raw at the terminal.

Eating raw fish is likely to make terminal people feel disgusted.

Refusal to eat is something that directly affects your emotions.

It must make people unconscious of different cultures in different worlds.

When that happens, the customer doesn't have to laugh.A booming storm. Something may fly to the throne.

So this is the part that must be changed.

You don't have to hold onto fish at all.All you have to do is turn it into a delicious dish.

And Ichifuku and Ihebko used the script to convert it into "Poiret of the Seven Faced Beasts."

Just because some blessings are rising, you won't be able to do things like jump into the fire yourself.

--I asked you this time, Ichifuku-sama.

And Damaiah believed in one blessing, and entrusted the rest to him.

My husband says to Kisaragi, who drank a lot of alcohol.

Yoshi-san, white chrysanthemum is good, but I have to have a pinch of sake.

Eh, is there something?

Kisaragi raised her face in surprise.

Oh, of course.Stay here... "

- Poiret of the Seven Faced Beast Poiret of the Seven Faced Beast Poiret of the Seven Faced Beast...

And Damaiah prayed from the bottom of his heart for the appearance of the Poiret of the Seven Faced Beast.

But it was not the Poiret of the Seven Faced Beast that my husband sent to Kiyoshi.

─ There's a sea bream sashimi.

Sashimi? First time!

Kisaragi trembles with emotion.

No, I also know that there is a food called sea bream sashimi in the world.But I've never eaten it.That's right.Sashimi is gorgeous!No, I don't mind dying any more. "

"Ha ha ha, I see.It was a good underground souvenir.Now, eat up. "

Yes!

"What is it?!???

Damaya raised her voice again.

"Ichifuku-sama... why did you sashimi me?Why not "Seven Faced Beast Poise"?... I can't!Sashimi is absolutely useless!!

"Hey, Damaya. My lord, I took it off again...What's wrong with the audience?Is this your idea of a lacgo?

"...... Unnu"

Damaya moans at the sarcasm of Princess Subliminal.

At that time, Zinda-Spring didn't miss the subtle play of the princess's voice.

Ippuku's rakugo continues.

No, it's over.

They serve disgusting dishes, such as sashimi, that eat fish raw and should not be accepted by customers.

After all, Ichifuku is completely soaring.

This story has broken down.

Must end badly.

But here, too, Damaya's expectations will be off limits.

Ah, it looks delicious.Sashimi "

Kiroku broke his chopsticks and grabbed a piece of sashimi.Apply to soy sauce and bring to mouth.

Mog, mog, mog... yeah!Delicious. Hey, this fish is fresh.No, because the fish we normally eat are so rotten that we don't know how long it's been since we've died.I've lived like this before!I can't believe I can eat the best sashimi that I've ever eaten.Ah, the sea bream is swimming in my mouth. "

Ahahaha! Is there such a thing?

My husband still looks happy when he sees Joy Six eating his sashimi happily, even though he is stupid.

After that, Kikuro-san continued to eat the sashimi in a delicious way.

A regular dwarf and elf converse.

"Hey... what do you mean, 'sashimi'..."

"No, I don't know the details.From Ipk's dialogues, it must have been a raw fish dish. "

"Fish raw!?

The dwarf glanced unexpectedly.

"Getty dishes. I can't believe the fish are raw..."

"Oh, that's a different culture."

"What is a different world, a demon living in it?

As Damaya expected, the terminal people felt disgusted with the sashimi.

I was frightened by the idea of food that I had never thought about, and when I saw the man in front of me eating it, my spine trembled.

After all, Ipk is a distant inhabitant of another world.They are monsters with different cultures and values.

The fact was shown to be serious.

The customer's feelings must go away at once.

Damaya was sure of that.

However, the audience does not stand up and boom, throw objects, or leave the store.However, I watched Kisaku eat the sashimi.

Mog, mog, mog... no!!!Delicious! Really! It's so delicious, your nose is twitching and tears are coming out!

It's you, the wild anemones are working.Hahaha, say something big.But I'm so glad you're so happy, Yoshi-san. "

Wow, that's delicious!Mogging... mugging... mugging... "

"... but I wonder... what this feeling is.I can't believe I want to try such a delicious dish before my eyes... "

"Oh, my God."

"Because Ipk is eating it.He's not a demon.He is the best entertainer and a good friend of ours.We know that best. "

"Oh, I see.Exactly. "

There, the dwarf's throat burst unexpectedly.

The little sound was a sign, and the people in the tavern couldn't help but raise their voices one after the other.

"Hey, it looks delicious!!Ipk! "

"You're the only one cheating!!

"What the hell is that!!

"What the hell is' sashimi '!?

"Let us eat too!!

I don't want to! I got this from my husband.If you regret it, you'll be summoned to another world. "

So ICHIBUKU... no, Kisaragi talks to the customers as usual.

The exchange creates an incredible laugh.

People clapping their hands and laughing angrily.It was precisely the industry that created the difference between tension and relief.

It was also a historic moment when the classic rakugo character "Kiroku" and the residents of the terminal crossed the barrier of the world and had a conversation.

--What the hell is going on here?

Damaya is completely put in a situation.

It could also be said to be the evil of Damaya, who knew the two worlds.

Knowing too much about cultural differences, he decided that terminals and worlds were never compatible.

However, people, cultures and cultures are mixed, overlapping, and connected.

Ichiboku's rakugo has connected dwarf to elf, tricks to magic, and brave men to the past.

Damaya was unaware that the bond was clearly embodying the influence in front of her right now.

"Yep, Damaya. What's next?What kind of food does your husband serve Kirk?Now, tell me quickly. "

"Yeah, yeah. Next..."

Surprisingly, the princess asked me the next question.

However, that voice tone is filled with meaningful sounds.

It is more obvious that he intends to humiliate himself than to see fire.

But Damaya has no choice but to stand up for it.

Think desperately about the next flow.

In the actual "dust and dick", "tea bowl steaming" comes out next, but in the script read by Damaya, it became the legendary court chef's cooking "Central Soup".

"Steamed teacup" or "Central soup"....

Damaya has been betrayed by ICHIBUKU for some time now.

What happens next?What should I do?What should I believe?

"Come on, tell me what happens next."

"Next up... is the central soup!

Damaya believed in ICHIBUKU and vowed!But he betrayed me right away!

Ki-san, I have steamed tea bowls.Would you like some steamed teacup?

Steamed teacup? First time!

Ahahaha! I've never seen anything like you.I'm so happy.

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Damaya falls to the ground as she pulls back from her chair and screams, "Funny."

It is Princess Subliminal who seems very happy to see it.

"I don't know, Damaya.I haven't heard from you in the first place.Hmm? What's wrong?It seems that the audience at the Royal Palace is not feeling well.There's been a blank since they kicked me out of court. "

The princess glances down at Damaya with her beautiful eyes shining brightly.

Looking diagonally at the beautiful expression hidden from the hood, Nanase took a deep breath.

But Damaya can't afford to think of such a thing.

The princess and Ichifuku-sama treat me like a fool.

There is no way to accept dishes such as "steamed tea bowls" that do not exist in the terminal.When this happens, slide! Slip down!Slip to death!!

I pray to God for a blessed failure.But there is no way that God will listen to that selfish wish.

Chawanmushi?

At first, customers were confused by words that could not be heard at the terminal.

However, it was only a short time before Kiyoshi started eating beetles.

"Ho ho ho ho... hafu, ho, hey, my cheeks are hot.Hofu... mumumumumumumu...!!!Hey, delicious!!!Dan-san, I've never tasted anything like this before!!

I guess so.Come on up. "

Yoshiroku cheeks on a beetle that looks so hot and delicious.

"No, hah, hah, hah, heh, heh, whoa, whoa, whoa... hah, whoa, heh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... this is the first time I've ever eaten it."

You don't have to talk, eat slowly.

Husband laughs while addicting to Kikuro-san.

The people in the tavern were just stunned at the sight.

It is a conversation between a regular dwarf and an elf.

The dwarf did not blink, opening his mouth while looking at the sight in front of him.

Hey, Elf.

What the hell, Dwarf?

"I don't really know what that" beetle "is.You might laugh if I say something like this..... "

"... I'm not laughing, so tell me."

The neighbor's elf also glanced at the blessing without a blink.

"The beetle is in a palm-sized cylindrical vessel.Eat with a spoon.But it's not soup.I wonder what it is. Melt the eggs and put them in the bowl with the dashi.... "

"Ahh... so?

The ingredients are chicken meat, seafood, or wild vegetables, so I steam them.

Ah.

"Oh, I can't take off 'Ginnan' anymore.... that? What do you mean, "Ginnan"?Why would I think of a word like that right now?Ahahah... I don't know.But... yeah. I can't take off "Ginnan"... "

"Ahh....."

"So, when I say that food... is in front of me right now... you're laughing, right?

The dwarf laughs confused and talks about things he doesn't understand.

"I won't laugh...."

The neighboring elf shook his head sideways with a gentle expression.

"Because I can see clearly, too.Ahh... I can't take off "Ginnan". "

"You...."

Dwarves look at the next elf.

His side, a race that had been hostile until the other day, looked like a friend of his old knowledge.

"Really... it's just steamed teacups"

"It's steamed teacup...."

The two friends looked at each other and laughed.

An unexplained, unexplained, alien cuisine that had not yet been made in the terminal was understood at this moment by the ravings played by one samurai.

"Steamed tea bowl!!

"Steamed tea bowl!!

"Steamed tea bowl!!

"Steamed tea bowl!!

"Steamed tea bowl!!

"I want to eat too!!

Owner! Can't you make it now!!

A big applause, cheers and a "steamed teacup" call envelop the blessing.

Ichifuku responded to his voice with a pretense of eating fufufu and steamed teacup.

A big cheer storm is sweeping around the Tavern.

Naturally, the noise is also conveyed outside the shop, and whoever peeks at something takes a seat, and a standing seat is born, and it is super full in a short time.The enthusiasm, empathy, and emotion dominated the scene.

--I mean... what the hell is going on?

Damaya remains unable to understand the sight in front of her.

My husband is delighted and further suggests food to Koichi.

Ki-san, it's okay to steam the teacup, but it looks like the eel has been baked.Would you like me to put you on rice and make you a noodle bowl?

Oh my God! Is it dinner!?It's my first time!

"Lie. Lie."

My husband bursts into it without thinking.

There is also an honest laugh for the audience.

Rice also exists in the terminal.

"White chrysanthemum", "sashimi" and "tea bowl steaming" followed by a series of dishes never heard of, people were able to laugh with peace of mind at the popular presence (rice) that appeared on the wipe.

Drinking swing eating swing delicious swing delighted swing.

By "pretending" that it is never authentic, it reflects a different world cuisine that has never been seen in people's eyes.

Use the urgency of tension and relief to grasp people and create laughter.

It was precisely this that made craftsmen.