Rakugo in Another World

After a while, Ihebko brought him here, and the high priest came.

"Oh, isn't this the popular 'Hanashika' Rakutaipuk in the alley?"

As soon as I entered the room, I admitted my blessing and spoke casually.

"Well, you don't remember me.So let's start by saying, "

"When I was summoned to this room, you were at the back of the window, right?I see you as a wizard's senior position.I remember it well.It's been a long time. "

The high priest rounded his eyes to a bliss that immediately responded with a refreshing smile.Then, the beard stored in my chin was shaken pleasantly.

"Fufufufu. Looks more generous than the rumors.Is it time for Daisho to pay his annual bonus? "

"Don't say anything strange, even to the High Priest."

The minister objected with perseverance to the high priest laughing like a prank.

"Fufufufu. So, princess.What can I do for this old man?

"Oh, I'm sorry.As a matter of fact, I want you to spread the gossip of Ichiboku throughout the country with video magic. "

"Nh......!

The minister immediately objects to the proposal.

"With all due respect, Princess, I've called you again and again on the state-owned video magic broadcast. I'm looking for the Holy Sword that the brave sold to the Tool Store.And he that findeth them shall also be rewarded.But there's still no information coming in. "

The subliminal smiles at the minister's words.

"I don't think the information will come.Nobody's listening to the national broadcast. "

"Eh, why?

The Subliminal answers the Minister's surprised and mixed questions.

"Let's decide.It's not funny. "

"It's not funny...?

The minister has no idea what it means.

"Princess, what are you saying?Isn't it interesting or not interesting?

"No, it's not funny. It's not funny."

I assure you, Subliminal.

"Citizens don't listen to national broadcasts in the first place.I don't think it has anything to do with our lives.Who would be interested in things like 'where and how old are the aristocrats?' or 'planted flowers in the court'?In the future, we need to abandon old customs and be more concerned with disseminating information more closely to the lives of the people.Damaya told me that other worlds of state-owned broadcasting are 100 times more advanced in that regard than the terminal.Programs such as "Occasionally Gatten", which disseminate useful information for various lives, add experiments and explanations to many of people's questions and concerns, and make people who are always watching them think of themselves as "Gatten" at the end.This is the ally of a truly innocent citizen.Ah, I'd like to see it once.... "

A princess who dyes her cheeks red like a maiden in love, gently puts her hands together and looks up at heaven.

"'State Broadcasting for the Nation' or 'State Broadcasting for the Nation'?It's not the same letter, but it's a big difference. "

"Is it 'Ga Teen'?Oh, you're disgusting, princess.No, I love it too.The master of the house is also out. "

Ichifuku laughed nostalgically and agreed with the princess.

"We have to change, too.I believe that this will lead to the future of Cytopia. "

"... princess"

The minister has no choice but to be dazzled by a subliminal that is not afraid of change.

And I remember someone I used to serve.

--Dear Psychedelica....Your niece is very similar to you.

Now he was dead, about the king's sister, Psychedelica.She was also a woman who dreamed of changing the world.

It has long been a familiar adage that "a world where women are strong is proof of peace", but if it becomes too strong, it will pass through peace and become involved in the change of the world around it.The minister is convinced that Psychedelica was the latter.

And the high priest put his hand on his shoulder, as he waved away the thoughts of the minister, who dwelt in remembrance.

"Now, my lord, shall we wager?I'll bet those who find the sword by tomorrow. "

The minister is surprised at the momentum that jumps out of the words.

"Tomorrow!? It's impossible!

Well, shall we bet on straw tomorrow?

When the Subliminal says so with one hand raised, Ihebko and Mijabi start betting on those who will find the Holy Sword by tomorrow as well.

... I'm not crazy.

The minister thought.

"Impossible. This is my total win!

The moment the minister shouted, he just laughed that ICHIBUKU had succeeded.

"That's a good bet.If I can find the Holy Sword by tomorrow, bring Damaya back to court. "

"What!?

The minister cursed my arbitrariness.I got on a cheap provocation.

But normally, I can't decide until tomorrow.

Winning is a natural bet.

The minister thought so and decided to take a bet.

"Well, I'll give you a seat in this room, but if you put a futon on the floor, the atmosphere would be good, right?It's been a long time since there was no direct reaction, but you can think of it as broadcasting live on TV. "

As one blessed man murmured, the high priest came up with a proposal.

"Ah, Ichiboku Hall.So, what kind of things should I try once?I can't believe it..... "

As a high priest, you can activate magic even without chanting, but before preaching the teaching that "chanting expands the image of magic", I try to sing a shortened chant at least.

"Video Magic Vision"

When I shook my fingers softly towards the office wall, an oval screen of light was formed.

There was a figure of Lucca standing under the sky.

"Well, here's how it looks.I will only send it when I'm at Ikkuro, but now I'm sending it to and receiving it from each other, so should I talk to you for a minute?Hey, Luca. How are you? "

Ah, you heard someone.Who are you? At a time like this?

"It's not me. Hapou."

Lucca's mouth softly relaxed to that voice.

Oh, the high priest's mistress.I'm sorry. We're in the middle of a battle.

Looking at the footage, Racca was waving her magic sword and knocking down the monster.

Ah, you're really showing it.

ICHIBUKU is impressed by the clear footage on the wall.

Ichifuku-sama, it's a corner, so let's ask Lakka about the Holy Sword.

Having said that, Ibuko stood one step ahead and talked to the video racker.

"Dear Luca, it's Ihebuko.Actually, I'd like to ask you about the "Holy Sword Candle Service" that Mr. Luca sold out. "

Ah? Ihabko. Are you trying to use magic for that?You've gotten great, too.

While catching the deformed Skeleton Knight's Sword, Luca sighs.

"It's not me, it's something to do with Ichifuku.Tell me, what are the characteristics of the Holy Sword?What kind of sword is it?

< Er, well, it's kind of like this... it's wrapped around a glow.It was a sword like poop.

"Do you have a holy sword like poop?

Ihebuko breaks in, but Racca shakes her head and insists further.

No, it's true. I laughed stupidly for about an hour with the toolman's father.

"It's probably like a candle because its name is like 'candle service'.That's why Lucca said poop like a toddler. "

At the same time as the high priest said lazily, he heard the girl's wisdom approaching from the video.

Master Brave! That Golem is too strong!Hurry up and get that new Special Attack!

Nanase, a half-elf girl, came framing in.She sweats her forehead and seems anxious.

Aiya. But this is a Premium Golem.I might not be able to take it down...All right, lady, do something!

Yes, Jin-san, please!

When Nanase waves the stick, the Golem turns upside down with the wind attribute magic.

Okra, please!

Shit. Shit. Shit.

With his magic sword in his hand, Raccha began to say something like a spell.

Ajara Camoclene Dioxin......

And the moment Lucca unleashed her moves - the footage stopped.

"This should be enough for the test broadcast.Well, Ipku-sama, you can always stay here. "

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Ichifuku was staring at the wall that had been reflected in the video until now, whether he could hear the high priest's words or not.

"Lord Ipk? What's going on?"

So I finally return to myself happily.

"... oh, I'm sorry.I see. Let's get started. "

"It won't be magical for a long time, so please take about 10 minutes."

"Ten minutes?

Instead of a blessing, Ibuko shouted.

"The story" Holy Sword Candle Service "that Kazufuku-sama is playing now is a 20-minute rakugo.At least 10 minutes left. No, can you manage for five minutes?

"It's okay, Professor Ibuko.Let's do something about it. May I have a little snap?

"I don't mind that...Can you play on Adobe while thinking about shortening time?

Ichifuku smiled to reassure the anxious Ihebuko.

"Television comes with a ruler.You miss it. Television appearances were a big job occasionally, but there was still an order at that time.When I was asked to do "Lawn Beach" in five minutes, I went to the boulder. "

That said, Ichifuku laughed nostalgically.

"Is that what this is about...?"

"Yeah.... ah!Speaking of which, I'm not a kimono right now. "

"Ah, that's true!I was inadvertent.I don't know what to do.... "

Ichifuku didn't expect to suddenly do rakugo on this occasion.I completely forgot to wear the leather clothes I finally bought.

The high priest breaks into the place where they are in trouble.

"How did this happen...."

When the high priest chanted a simple chant, his body was wrapped in light, and the leather clothes he was wearing turned into kimonos.

It was not an orange kimono worn by Ichifuku as usual, but rather a hybrid kimono of different worlds and terminals, tailored to the material of the leather clothes he was wearing.

Ichifuku grabbed his sleeve and looked around his body, greatly impressed.

Ah, this is useful.

"Creative magic. With an image, you can make a lot of things."

Now, I'd really like to ask you to put a haori on the black crest.

With such a sigh of breath, Ichifuku sat on the mattress on the floor.

"Oh, and I'd like you to put a little pea in the inappropriate words."

"Hmm, it's cheap.Let's make sure that if Yipuk speaks and wishes, he will peak there. "

The high priest pleases the order of the first blessing.

"Hey, lord. What are you going to say on the state broadcast?"

The minister could not have missed the disturbing words, and he entered, but Ichifuku said, "No, don't worry.It's the pea for that. "

Well then, here we go.As soon as I cast my magic, I will see Ichiboku on the walls of the homes of all the people.Ten seconds ago, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one, I can't believe it... video magic vision. "

This was a historic moment when ICHIBUKU was performing rakugo on the court broadcast for the first time, at the same time as ICHIBUKU was performing rakugo outside of Jikuraku Tavern.

The first word of the commemoration, one blessing.

"Uh, thank you all.It's time for the familiar court broadcast every time.Please go out with me at Easy Pavilion Ichifuku, a messenger from other worlds. "