Rakugo in Another World

"Uh, thank you all.It's time for the familiar court broadcast every time.Every time you say you're familiar, who do you think you are?Let me introduce myself again.I was summoned to the terminal a while ago. I am a stranger, a person called Ikfuku Rakugotei.I hope you will remember just your name.It is called "rakugo". It is based on the traditional performing arts of other worlds.Some of you may have heard the rumors. "

Ichifuku speaks as usual toward the empty wall.From the people around me, I still felt strange.

"Now, this is a question that's been asked a lot since we got here," What's the difference between different worlds and terminals?'. Well, that's because the world is different in the first place, so it's only natural that things are different.Curiously, for some reason, the language is almost the same, but the rest of the culture is very different.If you look at the clothes I'm wearing, the material is Sitopia leather clothes, but the shape is quite unique. "

Tilt your body toward the front, as you can see well ahead of the video.

"On the contrary, I affirm that the weapons and protective equipment of the terminal, as well as medicinal herbs, are all of great value in the world I lived in.Anyway, it doesn't exist in the world I was in.From researchers to collectors and even to countries, I don't think it's a big deal to want horse shit if it's from the terminal.About a million hips and 10 million hips won't go down here.What do you think, a little interested?Or do you still feel like, um?Just shit. "

That said, Ichifuku smiled funny alone.

"Hey, Ihabko. Is that all right?I keep saying such a sleazy thing.I didn't know what the gag was. "

While the subliminal has a worrying look on his face, he says what he thinks is wrong.

"Yeah, that's fine.Of course, it's a slander for all the people, but apart from that, we also have the task of finding the Holy Sword this time.I'm sure they're targeting us. "

"Target? I mean, a tool shop?

"Well, I suppose that's true, but if you ask me, it's probably... the wife of a tool shop."

"The wife?"

"The time is now Dragoon-Drago (1pm).Men go to work, and there's only a wife in the house where the footage is reflected.Besides, I'm surprised that my wife is more successful at these times. "

Ihebko laughed at the princess, but the subliminal just tilted his neck if he didn't know.

But next, ICHIBUKU talks like this to support the writer and actor bond.

"Now, I'm sure there are a lot of people watching this broadcast right now, but I think it's better to listen to the wives of tool shops, especially mobile tool shops.If you miss it, yes, you will definitely (...) lose. "

Highlight "Never", and then mutter with a small voice toward the screen to talk securely, but keep your eyes firmly on the screen.

"It could be a mix of incredible excavations.I'm always getting a little tired of the court broadcast..... "

Ihebko looked at it interestingly because many of the techniques that Ichifuku didn't use much were seen on the usual stage.

"Hmm, the lack of response doesn't make people so anxious."

Ihebko honestly agrees with the concerns of the subliminals that are stirring up.

"Sure, I can only imagine."

"What if it's white?"

What do you think?Surely there is no point in laughing properly for now. "

But I don't know them.

In one house, my wife stops doing housework and watches the broadcast.Also, in one house, the wife who was lying on the child while singing a lullaby, only her ears were firmly oriented towards the broadcast.Also, in front of one house, the wives of another house called out to the wives who were in the well end meeting, telling them that there was some kind of unusual broadcast.

In this chapeau, ICHIBUKU attracted "interest" rather than "laughter".No matter how much later it gets interesting, it won't last until the other person doesn't mind listening first.Especially if it's a video, it's not like there's an actor in front of me who's talking hard.You can ignore it without any hassle.

First of all, attract interest.This time, it was essential.

"Well, now that we don't have much time, let's play it.Please go out with me every time with a silly laugh.It's called "Holy Sword Candle Service."

One blessing slams the ground with a fan.

At that moment, the world changes.

You, you. How long have you been asleep?It's past noon. If you're out of shape, wake up and sweep around. "

My wife told me that it was the owner of the tool shop who woke up in disgust while yawning.

What is it? Let me sleep for a while.I'm tired from my work. "

Work? I won't complain if you work hard.I'd like to put you to bed slowly.But you're always worthless, buying all the weird stuff.I'm glad I bought it, but is it warm that I sold it?I'm not kidding at all. "

A tool shop that is clearly upset by her wife's thorny words.

What, are you going to fuck up my husband's job?My eyes are certain.Everything I've bought is fine. "

Then what is this?

That's how the wife takes out her black glasses from the tool shelf, decorated with seven colorful bird feathers.

Oh, isn't that "Flying Glasan"?Amazing product.

"What's a flying grasson?"Don't you want shoes?These are normal shoes, right? "

The tool shop responds confidently to his wife's opinion.

The era of "Flying Shoes" is over.In other words, the fashion is that Graçan is coming. "

I'm not coming.Last time, I had to use this because I really wanted to be in time for the medicinal herb sale, but neighboring children were told, "My aunt with flashy glasses is flying!!"I was chased all the way down, and finally I was thrown a stone."

My wife complained with a disgusting face.

What? Isn't that nice?Can you fly up to fashion?It's many times better than shoes. "

Don't be ridiculous.There's more.

What my wife took out of the toolbox was blood-coated armor decorated with horrible dokuro everywhere.

Oh! Isn't that docroarmor!It's the best rare item. "

It's not completely cursed equipment!You often bring this home.I doubt that nerve directly. "

My wife criticizes her husband fiercely.

That's not all.I still have the dokuro.

And then my wife took out a sword, a helmet, and nails that were also decorated with doctoro.The sight placed on the living table was truly spectacular.

"What the hell do you want to do with all the dokuro series?This is completely cursed. "

The toolman objected loudly to the words.

"Idiot! What are you talking about?You still don't have enough dock shields!Ahh... there's only one more thing left.I wonder if someone will sell it!

You idiot!It'll be all over once it's all done. "

No, that's not true.It's not over.The legend says, "Here we go."

What's going on? What's going on?

The end begins.

You mean it's over!

The wife sighed loudly when she rushed in sharply and kicked her husband.

It's already a dust.I really ran out of love.What's more, the strange sword I bought the other day..... "

When I hear that, the toolman sparkles his face.

It's a sword, isn't it?What, that's the best product of the century.

I don't think so.Say something loud and vulgar...Isn't that a candle or something?The colour was also white.It's a candle sword or a candle sword. "

The tool shop completely denies the opinion of her most honest wife.

No, it's not.That glue-wrapped toggle form is definitely here.I'm willing to risk my life. "

"Don't risk your life on something like that."

My wife stunned into it.

I laughed for about an hour with my adventurous brother who sold me 16 hips."Ooh, wow, wow, wow, wow."

Good adults don't shuffle like children.It's totally cloudy and gluttonous... because I don't really buy clumsy stuff. "

"Ooh, glow in the skull?It's called an equine.

Shut up.

A wife who shook her head like she gave up on her beloved husband.

So, what about that sword?Where is it now?

When my husband asks, my wife answers bluntly.

Ah, then the boy took it to play.

My husband is in a hurry for the answer.

"Hey, it's for sale!?

It's okay, such a sword.

I thought you said it was a sword too.

The tool shop burst in unexpectedly.

"Hmm, how about a toggle sword?

Thanks to the magic of the High Priest, the term "no broadcasting" was successfully inserted.Ihebko wrapped his tongue around the effects of magic and its adaptability.

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"Now, this is an empty space where children who took the Ueko sword play with a large number of friends.A passing old knight looks at the sword and changes the color of his eyes. "

The old knight stepped into the empty space and called out to the child with the sword.

"Hey, kid. Can you show me a little sword like a candle?

The child shakes his neck and answers.

It's not a candle.It's Uoko.

Woo ○ ko? Is that true?Isn't that a candle?

It's true. I could risk my life.

"Don't risk your life on something like that."

The knight stunned into it.

Excuse me, may I see a little of that sword?

Yeah, that's fine!

"An honest kid.I can't believe it. "

The old knight thanked him and took the sword from the child - that was the moment.

I touched it!

I touched it!

I'm a knight!

Uoko Knight!

Ooh Conite!

Woo Command!

Woo Command!

The children groped around the knight.

You guys!!

The knight trembled in anger and shouted.

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"What? You want me to show you my sword?Against the Knights of the Royal Palace?My father brought it to me because I can't talk to him.

When my son went home to explain the situation, the tool shop was taken aback.I have never carried my foot in the castle in business before.

My wife smiles with her nose at a tool shop that is confused.

Anyway, it's what you want with party goods or something that you use for castle leisure or something.I don't care if it's one hip or free, just sell it out. "

No, well. That's probably true. "

Please don't be rude.Perhaps the knight is angry that he made the child carry such a strange sword.Did you get your neck cut off?If I was decapitated with a sword, I wouldn't be able to see it coming. "

That said, the toolman was terrified when his wife smiled ill.

Come on. No way.Hey, kid, you're not being rude to that knight, are you?

It's okay.

My son nodded with a smile.The tool shop is relieved to hear that.

Well, that's good.

We just surrounded ourselves and shouted, "Uoko Knight."

You, ahhhhhhh

The tool shop trembled and screamed in anger.