Sha Yin Ren Village Development

"That's not right~, isn't Lord Jilaiya always single? Is the boss of the Shenshu Group blind?"

Actually hire an elderly single dog as a love counselor.

What to teach?

How to be a licking dog?

"The Self-cultivation of Licking Dog"?

Thinking of this, his eyes suddenly looked suspiciously at Master Jilaiya.

"Is it a lie to us~"

"Hey, what do you mean? You don't believe this immortal's words?" Zilai was suddenly upset, and slapped the table fiercely. "Although this immortal has no love experience, the theoretical knowledge of this immortal is not yours. These little guys can understand."

Speaking of this, he showed a wretched smile, hehe smile.

"Don't say that this immortal has gone around cough cough... he has made a lot of money."

"I believe this." Shiranui Genma nodded, took the Qianben from the corner of his mouth, shrugged and said, "A few years ago, Jilaiyasama did not give money after the female ticket. Both men and women are wanted. I am also wanted. Participated in that raid."

"Shut up! You don't understand, I was framed." Jilai also heard Shiranui's words, the self-confidence of the whole person immediately withered, his face flushed, and he said in anger, "That is really being Framed, damn kid!"

"I believe this too." Shiranui Genma nodded, "Because the four generations of adults said that Jilaiyasama is not the kind of ninja who doesn't pay money after collecting materials, and thinks that the shop deliberately discredited Konoha. It didn't take long for the door to be closed forcibly because the firefighting failed!"

"Thank you Mizumon, I will definitely take care of your child." Jilaiya's complexion, sat down again, ate a bunch of barbecue, and then seriously looked at the Konoha ninja staring at him with contempt. I didn't care, he laughed, "The past is just like him. Now this fairy doesn't care about that kid anymore. As for the love counselor this time...Don't underestimate this fairy, my love theory It's beyond your imagination. If you have any love troubles, you can ask this immortal. For the sake of Konoha Ninja's face, you will not be charged!"

"Then I happen to have a problem."

"Moonlight blast?" Jilai knew who it was as soon as he saw the faint face, and nodded, "Ask!"

"If my girlfriend asked me if she and my mother fell into the river, who should I save and how should I answer!"

"Save your mother!" Jilai said without hesitation, "Uzuki Yuyan is a ninja, can't drown, don't worry! And if your mother remembers correctly, she should be just an ordinary person."

"It makes sense!" Moonlight Hayate nodded, indicating that he understands that there is nothing wrong with it now.

"Then who else has a problem?"

"I~"

"Yamato you? If you remember correctly, you should be single!"

"Master Jilaiya, in fact, I also long for love in my heart." Yamato said with a serious face, "I want to learn from you even if I don't have a girlfriend now, okay?"

"No problem, you can ask~."

"If my current girlfriend knows that I lent the money to my ex-girlfriend, what should I do?"

"?!"

The ambition of Yamato is not small~

I don’t even have a girlfriend, so I was thinking about the ex-girlfriend and the current girlfriend.

Even Zi Lai was shocked, frowned slightly, and thought for a while, "This question is indeed a bit difficult~"

If it’s Tsunade... Maybe there’s no need to do anything. It’s more important to book an emergency ward directly in the hospital, because any of your explanations will definitely be out of her fist.

After a while.

He raised his head, as if thinking of something, looked at Yamato with a serious face.

"Perhaps you should buy a piece of durian and kneel directly in front of your girlfriend, explain why they broke up, and have contact with your girlfriend, by the way, promise to give all your salary to your girlfriend in the future and beg her for forgiveness."

"...Is this too scary?" The friends said that they were all stunned by Master Jilaiya's words.

"How can you be counseled when you are in love?" Jilai also looked like a person coming over, raised his head at a forty-five-degree angle, and sighed with emotion. "You are lucky to be able to explain this. Up."

"Hahaha, fortunately I don't have an ex-girlfriend, only Hong~" Sarutobi Asmahaha laughed, "And Hong is not such an unreasonable person."

That's right, he has already handed over his salary to Hong, even if he has an ex-girlfriend to borrow money, he has no money to borrow.

His arms flushed with pride.

"I don't have that kind of trouble."

"Hate~" Hong smiled and pushed Asma away, and a bunch of big waists were directly put into Asma's mouth, "Eat yours~"

"By the way, Asma, you just said that you and Hong are here for your honeymoon." At this time, Jilai also spoke again, looking at the younger generation who is beautiful and affectionate, I don't know why my heart is a little bit sour, but his face is still bright Smiled, patted his chest and said, "Don't worry, I am also a fairy. Looking at the old man's face, I will definitely let you spend a wonderful and unforgettable honeymoon."

"Can I change someone? Master Jilaiya, I don't need to bother you so much."

"No trouble, no trouble, but you are also the old man's child."

"In fact, a long time ago, I thought about severing father-son relationship with him." Asma looked at Jiraiya seriously, "Sometimes, I also hate the decision he made."

"In that case, looking at Konoha's younger generation, how can I take care of you?" Jilai laughed and patted Asma, "This is my blessing to you and Hong. "

"That...thank you really, Lord Jiraiya." Asma licked her tongue bitterly. [If you want to change the package after looking for a tour guide, I don’t know if I can go to Yanyin Ninja Village. What?

at this moment……

Asma suddenly felt in her heart...this honeymoon might really not be able to get rid of the ninjas like Konoha.

Suddenly, he seemed to remember something, and looked at Jilaiya seriously, "By the way, Lord Jilaiya, I heard that this time the Star God will appear, do you know?"

"Is there anything else?"

"No~, you love counselor don't even know such important things?"

"Wrong, this immortal just feels very, very disdainful of the way of relying on foreign objects to obtain happiness. The happiness of marriage can only be realized by mutual understanding and tolerance between two people, so as to live a happy life. "Jilaiya shook his head with a serious face, and then, looking at Asma with the expression of someone who came by, "I hope you can understand, too, don't always think about relying on foreign objects, by the way, you know Tsunade Where are you now? Suddenly this immortal has something very important to look for her, something that concerns the future of Shinobi!"

"..."

Shit!

Thanks to us listening so seriously!

Shiranui Genma and Ebisu looked at Master Jiraiya with contempt.

[Sir Jiraiya... or the original adult Jiraiya~]