Snakes in Hogwarts

If talking about tricks and mischief, at Hogwarts, the Weasley twins dare to be second, then maybe no one dares to be first.

Because these two guys seem to put all their talent points on pranks.

Since they enrolled in Hogwarts, this ancient castle, which has been passed down for thousands of years, has lost its tranquility forever.

Unleash evil curses in the corridors, set up mischievous traps, blow up school toilets, repeatedly break into the forbidden forest, frequently molested Filch, and the main attacker who retaliated against Slytherin.

The twins seem to have regarded violation of school rules as simple as eating and drinking.

According to incomplete statistics, in their short learning career, these two guys probably violated as many as two hundred school rules.

Even a considerable part of the new school regulations promulgated by Hogwarts every year are tailored specifically for them by Filch.

But they were still not expelled from Hogwarts by Dumbledore.

It was not until Umbridge became the principal of Hogwarts that he rode on the broom symbolizing freedom and flew away from Hogwarts.

This is enough to illustrate a problem, Dumbledore is very tolerant to students.

This may be because Lao Deng is also a Gryffindor.

Whether it is Gryffindor or Slytherin, they all have one characteristic in common.

Contempt and non-compliance of the rules.

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Of course, in a sense, the Weasley brothers are also completely talented wizards.

After all, only those extremely good wizards can invent and create spells during their studies, or create many excellent magic items like the Weasley brothers.

It's just that this talent seems to be accidentally strayed?

Perhaps because of the contradiction between Andros and Snape, they did not show much hostility to the little Slytherin, and instead invited him to join a newly founded society.

Secretly rebel against the old bat federation.

Well, a secret society that can guess what a good thing is by just hearing the name.

Even after hearing Andros’ request, the Weasley brothers readily agreed. They conjured a variety of prank props with different functions from their pockets, and soon Covered the entire tabletop.

This is still a wizard, two mobile arsenals.

Seeing the twin brothers who kept digging out prank items from their robe pockets, Andros wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

He didn't expect that there were so many bits and pieces on these two guys!

How can a normal person carry twenty or thirty big dung eggs with them!

How do they usually carry them?

Are you not afraid that a careless operation will cause all dung eggs to detonate together?

Looking at the vast yellow feces balls, Andros stepped back two steps in fear. He never expected that there would be so much inventory on the Weasley brothers.

How did they eat in?

This is a magic stink bomb that looks about the size of a billiard ball in the Muggle World, and explodes when it is stimulated by the outside world.

Just like its name, the color of this thing and the smell after the explosion are the same as human excrement.

Even, because of the designer's abnormal design, it exudes a more fragrant taste.

In the 1980s, a British wizard named Aberek Glenn invented the dung egg as a means of expressing dissatisfaction and protesting against the then Ministry of Magic.

However, what is unexpected is that this thing has been warmly welcomed by wizards of all sizes as soon as it came out, and it has become a new way for them to trick others.

To this day, dung eggs are still classic props for enduring pranks.

"Aren't you afraid that you accidentally detonated it with so many dung eggs?" Andros swallowed nervously.

Merlin is here, if so many dung eggs accidentally detonated one of them, then the smell will probably faint him directly.

This thing is simply a biological and chemical weapon with an enhanced version of the magical world.

"Don't be nervous, of course we have our own unique method."

"As for what is it?"

"Sorry, this is the exclusive secret recipe of the Weasley brothers."

The Weasley brothers proudly flaunted that they were very satisfied with Andros' response.

"It's for the sake of you being so tough on Snape."

"It also depends on your talent for pranking."

"We have mercifully allowed you to take some gadgets from our personal collection."

"But don't blame me for not reminding you."

"Some things are quite dangerous and may even cause you irreparable harm."

"Choose whatever you want, then I'm not welcome." Andros walked quickly to the long table, so he wouldn't care about the twins' scary words.

Haven't you ever seen a pig run without eating pork?

Although Andros has not seen those in the original work, he can probably guess what it looks like.

What's more, the Weasley brothers at this time are still very immature. They haven't invented the frenzied prank props behind them, and most of the things they have come from the Joko joke shop or other prank workshops.

First, he took a few pieces and didn't know what the effect was. The black and white patterned candies that seemed to be the same as those in the Muggle world. Then he picked a white porcelain teapot.

There is a very shallow crack in the spout of the teapot, and it is easy to be overlooked if you are not careful.

Without recklessly choosing to touch the spout with his hand, Andros threw a mint hard candy in the direction of the teapot.

As if it had been stimulated by some kind of irritation, the originally insignificant gap quickly split and turned into a mouth full of sharp teeth, swallowing the candy in one bite.

"Small~~~~"

Immediately afterwards, the teapot began to bouncing up and down continuously, and at the same time a gurgling sound came from the gap.

Looks like hiccups?

Sure enough, this should be a teapot that can bite people, and that kind of candy will make people who eat it hiccup continuously.

Under the jaw-dropping gaze of the Weasley brothers, Andros conjured a few ropes, tied the teapot firmly and stuffed it into his pocket, and then his gaze was placed on the vast dung on the table. On the egg.

Although this thing is disgusting to use, its effect is definitely extraordinary and powerful.

If used well, it will definitely have unexpected results.

That night, if they had dung eggs in their hands, they might not have to bother to knock down those armors.

Anyway, it's free stuff, don't want it for nothing, with this thought, Andros unceremoniously put the big dung egg into his pocket, he didn't use his hands, because this kind of thing would make his hands smelly.

Moreover, that feeling is no different from grabbing a tuo with your hands.

Wait, why would he know that these two feelings are the same?

Forget it, don't talk about this.

Wielding his wand, Andros put the dung eggs one by one into a small black cloth bag with a floating spell.Then he tightened his pockets very carefully. He didn't mean to be polite at all. Fred and George who watched slapped their lips in pain.

"Hey, hey, it's almost done."

"Don't blame me for not reminding you, these dung eggs are an enhanced version that we have carefully developed, and its power will definitely exceed your imagination."

"Okay, I know."

With a bag of gadgets slowly, Andros left contentedly, leaving only the Weasley brothers who looked at each other.

"Hey, why do you want to win over a little Slytherin like this?"

After Andros left, George asked glumly.

"When have we done such a loss-making business?"