Super Soldier in Campus

Cao Ying’s face turned dark. She didn’t understand what Lin Feng suddenly asking this question meant.

"It’s like this... there should logically be more than one way to sleep!" Lin Feng turned his head and looked into Cao Ying’s eyes and said earnestly, "One way is like we’re doing now, lying side by side, but in that case, the sofa is a bit narrow! Actually, there’s a completely space-saving way to sleep. Do you know it, darling?"

Cao Ying dismissively pouted and said in a coy voice, "What’s there to think about, just sleep on the side..."

"Ah, darling, you’re really smart... Sleeping on the side is indeed a good idea!" Lin Feng chuckled and said to Cao Ying, "But, darling, your mind is not meticulous enough, this is not the most space-saving way, and someone doesn’t like sleeping on their side, it’s not very comfortable..."

"Then tell me the way that saves the most space, and we’ll sleep like that!" Cao Ying, slightly unconvinced, glared at Lin Feng with a hint of annoyance.

In her heart, Cao Ying didn’t believe Lin Feng had another way of sleeping. This guy must be talking nonsense to tease her.

However, Lin Feng smiled smugly, "Darling, you said it. If I tell you the most space-saving way, we’ll sleep like that... Keep your word!"

Cao Ying glared at Lin Feng unconvinced and said in a deep voice, "Alright, tell me, I don’t believe there’s a third sleeping method. The sofa is only so big; can you fly?"

"Of course I can’t fly..." Lin Feng chuckled softly, then leaned over to Cao Ying’s ear and whispered mysteriously, "But we could stack on top of each other to sleep!"

Stack... stack on top of each other... Cao Ying’s eyes widened as she suddenly recalled certain positions she accidentally saw in some artistic films on the computer, her face instantly turned crimson...

"You perv~!" Cao Ying instinctively called Lin Feng that but didn’t mention sleeping stacked with Lin Feng again. Instead, she turned around and started lying on her side.

Lin Feng chuckled; he was only teasing Cao Ying for fun, never seriously considering asking her to fulfill a promise to sleep stacked with him.

Then Lin Feng also lay on his side, facing Cao Ying’s back from a few centimeters away. He stared at her hair, smelled the fragrance emanating from her, felt the youthful warmth slowly emitting from her vibrant body, and quietly listened to his racing heartbeat...

After a while, Cao Ying turned over again, leaning back against the sofa, facing Lin Feng. Her eyes were wide open as she looked at Lin Feng and said softly, "Lin Feng, I can’t sleep, tell me a story..."

"Huh?!" Lin Feng was stunned. Cao Ying actually asked him to tell a story... Isn’t this the kind of request you get while coaxing kids?! Isn’t Cao Ying joking?!

"Hurry up and tell one, or I’ll start overthinking..." Cao Ying pouted in anger and looked at Lin Feng with dissatisfaction, speaking in a deep voice.

"Ahem..." Only then did Lin Feng react. It seemed Cao Ying was serious. He had to rack his brain for a story as he solemnly started telling a fairy tale to Cao Ying.

"Once upon a time, there was an old fisherman who depended on fishing for a living. Besides his wife, the old fisherman had three children, all relying on his support, and hence, the family was very poor, leading a difficult life..."

Lin Feng was building up emotion, vividly telling a tale from The Thousand and One Nights about a fisherman and a demon, but was abruptly interrupted by Cao Ying...

"Lin Feng, don’t treat me like a child, okay! I don’t want to hear The Thousand and One Nights! I could recite those stories backward twenty years ago!" Cao Ying glared at Lin Feng and said with dissatisfaction.

So picky... Lin Feng was speechless, but he understood what Cao Ying meant. Don’t listen to children’s stories... does it mean she wants to hear stories that adults enjoy?!

"Ahem, then I’ll tell you a story with some innuendo, see if you can understand!" Lin Feng coughed lightly twice and then looked at Cao Ying with a cheeky smile, laughing as he spoke.

"Alright!" Cao Ying, confident in her intelligence, naturally wasn’t scared of Lin Feng’s challenge.

Then Lin Feng started telling, "There was once a university with a severe gender imbalance in the engineering department. In a particular graduating class, there was only one girl. Before graduation, one guy conducted a survey among all the guys. The survey only had one question: ’Did you attend primary school?’ The next day, the guy was expelled from school... Do you know why?"

Lin Feng looked at Cao Ying with a smug expression, eyes full of mischief.

Cao Ying was stunned, "How could he be expelled? Although his survey was a bit boring, it wouldn’t lead to expulsion. Who hasn’t been to primary school?"

Lin Feng just smirked mischievously...

Cao Ying thought it over in her mind but still couldn’t figure out why the guy would be expelled. She looked at Lin Feng with a confused expression and said, "Alright, I can’t figure it out. Tell me the answer!"

Lin Feng smiled slyly and whispered in Cao Ying’s ear, "Because the only girl in that graduating class was named Primary School... heh heh!"

After hearing Lin Feng’s answer, Cao Ying still didn’t understand what was going on. Then she recalled what she had said earlier, and she finally understood...

Who hasn’t been to primary school?!

So that’s what it was, how sly! Cao Ying’s face turned completely red as she glared at Lin Feng, cursing him in her mind for being such a scoundrel, feeling extremely embarrassed.

Lin Feng just smiled cheerfully at Cao Ying’s embarrassed look, feeling secretly delighted. Teasing a mature woman like Cao Ying, who isn’t well-versed in matters of love, is the most fun.

After blushing for over ten seconds, Cao Ying’s beautiful eyes fixed on Lin Feng, and she suddenly said earnestly, "Your story lacks logic. It doesn’t count! Tell another one!"

Lin Feng was taken aback, staring dumbly at Cao Ying and instinctively asked, "Still telling a story adults like?"

Cao Ying’s face flushed slightly, her beautiful eyes glared at Lin Feng; she pouted and said, "Whatever!"

Lin Feng chuckled to himself. Generally, when women don’t show resistance, it means they agree...

"Then I’ll tell one that follows logic!" Lin Feng chuckled again and started telling another innuendo-filled joke he remembered, "Another fisherman story, two fishermen were fishing by the sea, and one caught a mermaid with a spectacular figure but fish from the waist down. However, the fisherman thought about it and decided to let her go, puzzled, the other fisherman loudly asked Why? The first fisherman shrugged, How?"

Having finished, Lin Feng silently watched Cao Ying.

Cao Ying’s eyes widened slightly, "You’re done?!"