Chapter 1240 - 1244: The Impractical Mermaid
For Cao Ying, the story that Lin Feng told was just like a novel that had just written tens of thousands of words and was suddenly cut off mid-story. You barely understand what the author wants to say, and then suddenly... it’s just over...
Lin Feng looked at Cao Ying with a smile and nodded, saying, "It’s finished!"
"What kind of story is this? It’s headless and tailless, and I have no idea what it’s about?!" Cao Ying widened her eyes, looking incredulously at Lin Feng, her face full of speechlessness. She looked at Lin Feng and asked in a deep voice, "No way, you have to tell it again!"
Lin Feng didn’t argue with Cao Ying, just smiled and re-told the previous story. This time, Lin Feng specifically put emphasis on the only two English words in the story.
Cao Ying wasn’t really that dumb. This time, she also noticed the two words Lin Feng emphasized and quickly fell into thought.
"Lin Feng, this rascal, had such a smug smile just now. He must be telling those indecent jokes, so I need to think from that angle..." Cao Ying thought to herself, "In that story just now, logically, the fisherman should be happy after catching a beautiful mermaid. The reaction of the second fisherman in the story also proves this point. But, why did the first fisherman feel dejected?! And said ’How’, what exactly was his thought?"
Soon after, Cao Ying recalled the previous joke Lin Feng had told and suddenly understood the underlying meaning of the first fisherman’s question. Her pretty face blushed instantly!
"Lin Feng, you really are a rogue~hooligan!" Cao Ying glared at Lin Feng with resentment, feeling embarrassed as she said, then she turned around, her back facing Lin Feng, "I’m going to sleep now! You’re not allowed to speak again!"
Seeing Cao Ying’s reaction, Lin Feng knew she had figured out the essence of the story, and he couldn’t help but laugh heartily without a care.
Lin Feng intentionally told such a face-reddening joke just to see Cao Ying’s embarrassed look. In that story just now, the reason why the first fisherman dejectedly let the mermaid go was that the mermaid had no lower body. Even if she was beautiful, what was the use if there was nothing down there?
After laughing for a while, Lin Feng’s expression suddenly stiffened a bit. He felt that this current situation was a little off...
Cao Ying lay with her back facing him, her intoxicating scent slowly wafting into Lin Feng’s nostrils. Her soft and delicate body radiated warmth slowly, this kind of heat and intoxicating fragrance causing Lin Feng to feel a continuous ripple in his heart.
Lin Feng’s nose instinctively twitched a few times, feeling a rush of warmth surge in his heart, giving him an irresistible urge to hold Cao Ying tightly... Then, Lin Feng tentatively did just that... He didn’t ask for Cao Ying’s opinion, convincing himself mentally that since they’ve already kissed, hugging a little shouldn’t be a problem!
When Lin Feng’s large hand embraced Cao Ying’s slender waist, her whole body trembled. Lin Feng knew she was awake, yet she didn’t turn back or say anything, as if acquiescing to something.
At that moment, Lin Feng seemed to receive encouragement, gradually applying more force, holding Cao Ying tighter.
Cao Ying’s allure was different from other women. She was already like a ripe peach, exuding a mature aura all over. She was more gentle than Su Zi and more intellectual than Xue Qingyi. The feminine fragrance emanating from her body was a perfect blend with a hint of perfume, making Lin Feng unable to resist being intoxicated.
"Cao Ying... I want to..." Lin Feng lowered his voice, somewhat unable to control himself, speaking. His voice was deep, as if he was suppressing something arduously.
Lin Feng was waiting for Cao Ying’s response before making a move.
However, before Lin Feng could do anything, Cao Ying reached out and pushed his face full of expectation away, asking nervously, "What do you want to do?!"
"Hehehe..." When Lin Feng heard Cao Ying ask like that, not only did he not feel embarrassed, but he also asked mischievously, "What do you think I want to do?"
Cao Ying was not a clueless little girl. Hearing Lin Feng suddenly speak like that, she naturally understood what Lin Feng was thinking. She chuckled softly, shook her head, and said, "Don’t have wild thoughts!"
"I’m not having wild thoughts!" Lin Feng chuckled bitterly while reaching out his demonic claws, saying earnestly to Cao Ying, "I... I’m having normal thoughts!"
"I don’t care what you want to do! Anyway, you’re not allowed!" Cao Ying’s face showed slight shyness, a playful look appearing as she firmly refused.
Seeing Cao Ying’s determined attitude to refuse, Lin Feng felt a little disappointed, but he wasn’t downhearted but instead planned to deliberately tease Cao Ying.
"Miss Cao, I say, you must be overstepping a little too much..." Lin Feng suddenly looked at Cao Ying with a rather wronged expression, seriously saying, "You’re even stopping me from going to the bathroom... That’s too much!"
Cao Ying’s expression stiffened. She didn’t expect Lin Feng to say he was going to the bathroom... This bastard, he must be teasing her on purpose, it’s really too mean! If he really needs to go to the bathroom, who would stop him?!
Bastard, big bastard, truly too mean!
Thinking like this, Cao Ying turned her pretty face slightly, glaring at Lin Feng, speaking in a sweet voice, "Do you really mean that?!"
"Of course!" Lin Feng looked at Cao Ying as if it was a matter of course, nodding and saying, "What else did you think I wanted to do?"
"Hmph!" A look of anger appeared on Cao Ying’s face, and she laughed scoldingly, "You’re going to the bathroom, who can stop you? Just hurry up and get out of here!"
"Hehehe..." Lin Feng stood up with a mischievous smile and really walked towards the bathroom. He actually planned to take a trip to the bathroom.
Seeing Lin Feng really walk toward the bathroom, Cao Ying felt even more embarrassed. She even thought Lin Feng truly intended to go to the bathroom when he spoke just now, and it was she who misunderstood...
Not long after, Lin Feng came out of the bathroom, smilingly looking at Cao Ying, saying in a casual manner, "Miss Cao, did you just mistakenly think this handsome guy wanted to do something to you? I can’t believe you would misunderstand me like this, I’m really disappointed! Does the perfection of this handsome guy seem so unbearable in your eyes..."
Hearing Lin Feng shamelessly boast, Cao Ying directly rolled her eyes, opening her mouth calmly, saying, "Lin Feng, can you be even more shameless?"
Lin Feng nodded seriously, "Of course I can!"
At this, Cao Ying had nothing more to say. She felt like she was about to be driven crazy by Lin Feng...
After several minutes, Cao Ying finally caught her breath, looking at Lin Feng’s mischievous smile, feeling an urge inside her to punch him.
"Lin Feng..." Cao Ying glared at Lin Feng, speaking in bad temper, "You should tell me another story!"
Right now, Cao Ying felt a little agitated inside and wanted to talk more with Lin Feng.
"The same kind of story as before?" Lin Feng asked with a smile.
"No..." Cao Ying glared at Lin Feng, shook her head, and said, "Tell me your story! The story from when you were a child..."